"Give me one reason why I shouldn't."
>>25785818
She’s white
>>25785818
>>25785818
You can rape her instead.
>>25785818
I guarantee that if you do, you'll be a virgin forever.
>>25785818
You could fuck her first.
>>25785818
I love her
There isn't a reason. She's shit. Do it.
At least that's what I would say if your gun had a fucking magazine in it.
Is he wearing a bombstrap?
>>25785818
"You're safety is on"
>he looks down
"Big misteak kid..."
*unsheathes katana*
>he aims at me
*teleports behind him*
"Heh. Too easy."
>"What the?!?!"
"Now die!"
*stabs him through the hearth*
"Psh... Nothin personell, kid."
*offers hand to Rarity*
"Come m'lady. You're safe now."
>>25785875
>"Pfft nice try, Anon!"
Huh?!?!?!
*appears behind you*
*shoots you're head instantly killing you*
>"Heh, too ez now were was i"
*dodges*
>"HOW DID YOU-"
*Slices you into two*
>"N-no..way"
>"Way."
>>25785818
You can try, but without a magwell I don't think it's gonna work out.
>>25786013
>laughing as he dies, you now realize he was covered in explosives set to go off as he died
>>25785818
>>25785830
You can still do that afterwards
>>25785818
She's the only one who ever showed you any sort of affection
>>25785818
because you are killing her without me
>>25786114
Silly, he's not wearing any-
...
Oh.
So he is.
>>25786114
>it was a hologram
