>"MMMFN FNN NMF, MNMN!"
>>25784783
MMM-MMMF
Mmmph!
>>25784783
PRINCESS CELESTIA, WHERE ARE MY BLOWJOBS?
>>25784783
But, Princess...
What good is a phone call, when you are unable to speak?
>>25784783
>>25784837
This is my fetish.
>>25784783
"Sorry, could you repeat that?"
>You lean in a little closer, smiling
>Not breaking her stare, Princess Celestia emphatically responds
>"MMMFN FNN NMF, MNMN!"
>Donning a thoughtful expression, you grunt and nod.
"I see."
>Princess No-lips-ia raises an eyebrow as if asking 'Do you?' in the snarkiest way possible.
>To which you nod in response.
"You want me to return something."
>Stroking your chin in thought, you watch as Celestia's expression begins to grow cold again
"Return... return..."
>As the Princess' glare comes back, you smirk.
"Return the slab?"
>"MNMN! FNN NMF!"
>Smiling wider, you lean in close and whisper"What's your offer?"
>
>It turns out the moon has a very scenic view.
>Not much else though
>Kicking a bit of rubble, you find yourself a place to sit down and wait out your time out.
>She can't stay mad for too long, right?
>Though, there was that whole sister banishing thing.
>You sigh.
"You've done it now, Anonymous."
>Digging into your back pocket, you pull out an oddly shaped object and grin
"Well, at least I won't be bored."
>Spreading the familiar-looking lips with a touch of your finger, you pull down your trousers and go to town with your new toy
>Cartoon logic fucking rocks.
>>25785741
Meanwhile back on equestria celestia gave contorts in panic as she realizes what your going to do with her mouth. To bad she can't reverse the banishment.
Have fun tasting nothing but cum for 1000 years
>>25785741
>portal sex
that'smy fetish
>>25785795
>>25785894
>As she panics, trying to get the royal guard to help, she freezes
>Whimpering, she begins to gulp
>Slowly
>Begrudgingly
>After she is done, she tears up, but not for long
>She returns to her panic once more
>This time with Anon's cum in her tummy and another load on its way
>>25786049
My fetish
>>25786049
And then the unthinkable happens as she feels a prodding at her rear.When did he even get ahold of her pussy?
>>25786049
>>25786083
>When did he even get ahold of her pussy?
that's why ponies on the show have no visible genitalia, they take them off for the day and hide somewhere in a box
>>25786259
I know that feeling
It's plastic pony parts story all over again
>>25785741
So Anon is basically wearing 'The Mask' and can consciously use cartoon physics and logic to his advantage because he is completely aware of it while everyone else is somewhat oblivious save Ponka Por... Honestly I'm loving this premise and have no idea why it hasn't been done before.
>>25786344
>The Mask in Equestria
I didn't know that I needed this until now.
>>25784783
Well it's not like I could trust you to adhere to your 'no cake' diet anyway, Sunbutt.
>>25785741
>>25784990
>file name
>mfw
>gud jab
>>25784783
"I can't understand you, magichorse. You do know there are other keys on your keyboard besides F, M, and N, right?"
>>25784783
>"MMFN FMM? MMNNFMM!
>>25787844
Wait, I thought he had no eyebrows.
>>25788647
So did I, I remember making so many fanfic jokes about that... have I been perpetuation a false fact all this time!?... meh
>>25785741
Weird.
I have a fetish of Celestia doing this to my dick, especially at inappropriate times, but now you've given me another variant.
What the fuck is wrong with me.
>>25784783
"Well, alright. Adding a glue into your tea was too much, I agree."
>>25785741
>>25786049
I'm not sure why, but I need more
>>25790332
Agreed! Moar!
>>25790332
>>25790369
Tell you what, if I get turned on and am near a computer, I'll make some more "forced oral" Celly.
>>25790933
Dubs will hold you too that anon!
>>25790948
Yeah
>>25786049
>Celestia rocks in her bed, tearing up
>When is it coming?
>It's been three days!
>Anon hasn't gone more than a few hours between "sessions".
>What is he planning?
>What is he doing?!
>As her nose flares, breathing hard, she feels a familiar non-physical penetration
>She sighs in relief
>It was just a break
>A three day break
>As she sits there, calmly taking the session, she gives a quizzical look
>Something is not right
>Her eyes shoot wide as she gags
>It's hitting the back of her throat!
>Anon's cum is blasting into her throat, filling it up and back jumping to her cheeks
>She starts chugging it down, trying to keep up with the almost literal hosing of cum in her mouth
>Her eyes rollback as she starts to choke a little
>It is only then that she can ketchup up
>Struggling to breathe through her nose, she keeps swallowing the last of the jizz
>Tongue rolling over her teeth, she ahivers roughly
>She nearly died
>Her body shakes, especially her hind legs
>>25795892
>>25795892
moar?
also, unf
Fun fact: equine respiratory systems, are not connected to the throat such as in a human. It is a completely separate system.
With this info in mind, just imagine...
>'hey Anon... I wanna show you something special'
>You and your waifu hadn't been together very long, but the minutes felt like days, and you feel like you've known her forever
>'just lay back. I think you'll enjoy this'
>that said, she removes your member from its confinement, and quickly settles into a, until now, unforeseen task
>she wraps her mouth around your throbbed member, going all the way down to the base with a little effort
>your eyes widen as you're overcome with pleasure
>her tongue works the underside of your shaft expertly
>you enjoy this for Lord knows how long
>but then, a thought
>you angle yourself upwards, slightly worried
>she's going to choke if she keeps this up, you don't want to be responsible for murdering your waifu with your cock
'sweetie, can't you breathe?'
>your concern is palpable
>you reach for her face to push her away, but she smacks your hand away
>she takes a large inhale, and let's it out with a satisfied sigh
'Y-you can breathe?'
>She utters a muffled 'mhmm', the vibrations of her throat working magic on your dick
>you lie back, letting her complete her work
Unf
>>25796006
>>25796006
unfunfunf
moar
>>25795916
Too bad Overshill had to ruin the game forever huh?
>>25796047
Nah it's 4:00 a.m. here, and I can only green well when I'm stoned, which won't be until tomorrow.
Sorry bruh
>>25796170
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUu
>>25796181
>Day three on the moon
>You're still Anon and you still have Celestia's mouth
>It's dull on the moon
>You're bored
>You decide to pass the time by forcing Celestia to eat sand
>Maybe she'll explode if you force enough down her throat
>>25796192
...go on.
>>25796192
>Day five on the moon
>You're feeling a little dirty from all the moon-jumping and pretending your superman.
>You use Celestia's mouth like a sponge, while wondering about what the folks at home were doing.
>Meanwhile Celestia, who is struggling with sand, now has to deal with licking that salty, dirty Anon body.
>>25796221
>Day twelve
>You thought you were going to die until you found NIghtmare Moon's Moon Mansion with running water and mushroom farm.
>Although those mushies don't agree with you at the moment.
>Sitting upon the Royal Throne so to speak, you find yourself without toilet paper and Celestia's mouth.
>You salute her sacrifice and use her pouty lips to wipe your arse, before washing it out with water.
>Don't want to get an infection or something.
>>25796233
>Day seventeen on the moon
>While searching the mansion with Celestia's mouth, a mistake may have occurred.
>Specifically, the spirit of Nightmare Moon may be haunting the halls.
>Or your balls.
>It might be your balls.
>They're all dark and blue and swirling with dark magic and demanding to be released.
>You promptly release her into your ever ready Celestia mouth.
>It promptly sprang teeth but curiously was just as placid as before.
>You remember Celestia's Mouth's many sacrifices caused by the lack of toilet paper, and now know what you must do.
>Day eighteen on the moon
>The spirit returned to your dick now, furious that you would use HER mouth as a personal potty!
>You get back at her by using her as your personal prick.
>She left, swearing revenge.
>You don't care, all you know is that you saved Equestria again.
>You should treat yourself.
>Or at least Celestia's mouth should be treating your dick better.
>Maybe you need to shovel more sand in until she learns to give better head to the saviour of Equestria.
>>25796273
...I... what. I can clop to this
>>25796273
>Day twenty four on the moon
>Celestia's Mouth has finally gotten the message.
>You haven't had to shovel any sand in for at least an hour now.
>You never knew that a Royal Monarch could give such brilliant head!
>Although you deserve it dammit!
>Along with all the tongue baths you have her do!
>And you can't be blamed for not having any toilet paper!
>And, and...
>Well she shouldn't have banished you dammit!
>It was JUST a JOKE!
>Nightmare Moon has started randomly possessing furniture in an attempt to haunt you.
>It doesn't work - making a chair or a couch blue and swirly isn't very threatening.
>But it is mildly amusing.
>Today she haunted a towel in the bathroom and attempted to lstrangle you.
>You use her to clean up after Celestia's mouth.
>She stays clear of the bathroom now.
>>25796328
>Day thirty on the moon
>Fuck you're bored.
>Sure Celestia's Mouth is fun and all, but you look up at that orb and think.
>Why did you get banished?
>Why did she have to banish you?
>Why didn't she take her mouth off you?
>Why isn't Luna up here taking Celestia's Mouth back?
>Why is Celestia's mouth so passive?
>You could feel teeth in there - why hasn't she bitten you or anything?
>You can kind of understand why Luna kinda went crazy up here now.
>Nightmare Moon has kinda run out of steam.
>Her possessing thing just isn't working, and she too has become bored with trying to scare you.
>Which has just killed your amusement.
>Although her suggestion of feeding Celestia's Mouth mushrooms had some level of amusement to it.
>Just nothing to do but lie here and stare at Equestria, slipping slowly into madness while a sungod pleasures your member.
Remember when Trixie trashed Pinkie's mouth?
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/69145/mouthing-off
>>25796345
>Day thirty-one
>You awaken to Celestia's Mouth missing from your dick.
>Confused you look up and OH HEY.
>The white monarch is looking down at you with great distain.
>Her mouth is naught but foam as she alternates between viciously brushing her teeth and gargling mouthwash.
>She glares at you all the while.
>Luna however is watching all the while with great amusement.
>Neither notice that your balls go dark blue and swirly, your pubic hair covering the event.
>"Arowr!" Celestia gargle-growls.
>She spits out the mouthwash and magics off the foam.
>"Next time, give me the mouth, or I will actually send you here for a thousand years!" she growls.
>With a crack she disappears.
>Luna however cackles.
>"Thou serious Anon?" she states, incredulous and amused, "Using Celestia's mouth as a disposable towellete!? Truer Genius could not hath been writ in all of fiction! I only anticipated you keeping a-hold oft' as a jest! But this goeth beyond mine expectation!"
>What.
>"I have truly revenged myself this day, Anon!" she chirps, "Now let me whisk you away from these dreary locales and make merry in the Royal bar!"
>>25796388
>Day later.
>Luna catches you up about how she and Celestia prank each other on massive scales from time to time because Immortality is boring.
>The last time she may have gone overboard, resulting in her being banished.
>Celestia, deeply sorry, kind of allowed Luna to get back at her.
>So Luna removed Celestia's Mouth at breakfast, magic'd it to be passive, then magically linked it to your essence and chucked it at you, full knowing that your unique form of charisma would enrage Celestia.
>However, what followed, she gasps as she regales you, would be told in tales for all time.
>>25796407
>me gusta
>>25796407
>Day One Post-Banishment
>Celly, upon discovering that her mouth was still with Anon, panics.
>She was seen all over the castle, trying to figure out where it went, or for a spell to return it.
>Halfway through the library she stops, falls over, and curls up like a killed spider, all the while her throat suckles down something unseen.
>Luna follows in secret, laughing.
>Day three PB
>Disturbed by tales of Celestia going mad, Twilight and friends arrive to try and help!
>Celestia turns them down via quill and parchment, although the effect is ruined when she slowly begins to balloon up.
>What follows is the only time the Royal Sewer has ever backed up, due to a large amount of sand.
>Luna surreptitiously leaves, along with all her furniture and supplies.
>Twilight, thinking that a sand monster has stolen Celestia's mouth and is even now planning to invade Equestria through Celestia's rear end, uses magic to clean her out and seal her rear.
>Celestia however can't find a quill to communicate with Twilight as for some reason they all disappeared when Luna did.
>>25796470
>ohgodmysides.
keep going
>>25796470
>Day Five PB
>Celestia is shakingly upon her Royal Throne
>Her body is still in turmoil from the sand torture and Anon's repeated usage.
>However today is the meeting with the Yak delegate, and only she can do so.
>Her face is a mask of impassiveness and magesty.
>Luna watches in awe as Celestia's mask falls halfway through the negotiations, and she runs about the throne room in shock, anger, panic and fury, overturning chairs, delegates, royals and nobles, occassionally stopping and thrashing her head about.
>The Yaks, seeing this as a sign of solidarity, agrees that the hall indeed is garbage, and agrees to Celestia's trade agreement.
>Twilight, thinking that the sand monster is rising again, once again attacks Celestia's rear end.
>In full view of everyone in the ruined throne room.
>Luna is unavailable to comment or help, citing a sudden and fierce onset of coughing from 'Moon Sickness'.
>>25796495
dont stop
twi sealed celly butthole?
wheres the stuff that goes in gonna come out then?
>>25796495
>Day Twelve PB
>After Celestia unsuccessfully attempted to get Twilight to stop cleansing her bowels, largely due to Luna's timely interruptions about Important Matters of State, such as the amount of Moon which shall goeth into the Royal Moon Pie, and unsuccessfully trying to calm down the populace, she now has a trained Royal Guard tracking her rear at every move.
>She struggled maintain composure, having to guzzle down your seed while her Pooty Patrol watch her rear like a hawk.
>She has just finished clothing herself in the Royal Vestments, and grooming herself, when she freezes.
>She knows she can't but she has to.
>She tries to mask her shock and horror and disgust, unable to remove that new foul taste from her mouth, but she fails.
>All at once the Pooty Patrol leap into action, and attack with the new High Pressurized Enema Injector.
>She tries to throw them off, but Luna leaps in to the rescue tackling her, pinning her down and exclaiming the hot injection needs to be administered instantly, guardspony!
>Luckily Luna is around for the next three times Celestia freezes, otherwise the Sand Monster may very well have successfully attacked Canterlot!
>>25796525
moar.
moar i say.
>>25796525
>Day Seventeen PB
>Celestia has managed to get her reactions under control, sickened that she is becoming used to the salty taste of Anon's essence.
>But needs must - she doesn't want Twilight try and shrink herself and enter into her butthole to track down and slay the monster.
>It took enough to just let her poop for goodness sakes!
>And even then she INSISTS on invesitgating it down to the atom!
>Mostly due to Luna's suggestions...
>Luna has been most annoying in how 'helpful' she's been.
>Almost too helpful.
>On her way to the next meeting (and trying to avoid Anon's throbbing cock in her mouth), she espies a flash of stars out of the corner of her eye, shaking behind a pot plant.
>She pulls apart the fronds and reveals a chuckling Luna.
>She connects the dots just as Anon cums.
>She shudders, her mane turning a fiery red, her irises becoming slits, and she glares balefully at Luna.
>Luna, trying to save herself, triggers the Pooty Patrol.
>All at once they ambush Nightmare Celestia, and inject the enma.
>She gasps, struggles, throws off her attackers.
>Luna tries to pin her, but she is cast through a wall.
>Twilight however, has been waiting for this moment, and triggers The Machine.
>With a clicking grinding sort of noise, a contraption quickly snags Nightmare Celestia, pointing her rear skywards.
>A nozzle far too large for pony kind is inserted
>And Nightmare Celestia's insides are subjected to a wash cycle of intense proportions.
>The churning is neough to make her lose focus, but even worse now an incredibly foul substance is being shoved into her throat.
>She tries to wretch, scream, escape, anything, but it just won't work.
>Luna looks on with amazement as ponies come and take pictures, memorializing this vicious battle against the Sand Monster.
>>25796577
>It is only the next day that Nightmare Celestia's mane goes from Fiery to placid aurora.
>Although the wash cycle continues just in case the Sand Monster is still attacking, on Luna's suggestion of course.
>It turns out that Luna's suggestion proved right, as masses of sand where flowing out of Celestia's rear.
>Celestia was no doubt crying tears of joy, as was her loving sister, who told all nations of the world that Celestia was being attacked from inside by a strange Sand creature, and that is why the sun remained in the sky for the past twenty-three hours.
>>25796590
look at all dis sand
>>25796590
>Day Twenty four PB
>All the world is hailing Twilight's new Enema Technology for saving the world from an evil Sandmonster that attacked Celestia again and again over the past couple of days.
>All were amazed by the pictures the Royal Sisters published, and the great feat of engineering that was Celestia's rump undergoing an intense wash cycle.
>Celestia is back on her Throne, however her rump is held aloft and spread wide, while two guards maintain constant watch on her rear.
>Every now and then she twitches and groans through her mouth, no doubt cursing the sand monster.
>She still however holds court despite her compromised position, such is her love for her little ponies.
>Luna, strangely, is no where to be seen, although Astronomy magazines have quote seeing her 'Beyond the outer rims of Saturn, no doubt watching some new celestial phenomena up close. These new discoveries must be most amusing, considering how hard she appears to be laughing in the hi-resolution images.
>>25796614
>uranus
>>25796614
>Day Thirty
>Twilight has analysed the sand, and has finally come to a startling conlcusion:
>This is MOON SAND!
>All this time the answer was right under her nose!
>Except it wasn't, as all the books on moon geology had gone missing about the same time Luna had gone for a holiday in the Kupiter belt.
>Especially with Celestia's rear under constant watch.
>Although she blushes to mention that perhaps the treatment isn't too bad considering Celestia's indecent response to it.
>But she can't help that!
>Just as she can't help being attacked by a sand monster!
>Although now Twilight knows what to give her mentor for a hearth's warming present.
>Regardless - Celestia is being attacked by a MOON Sand Monster!
>She needs to contact Luna right away!
>Needless to say, Luna is surprised that Twilight is able to teleport to her secret observatory which watches all aspects of Equestria, specifically the inside of the Royal Throne Room.
>But upon learning the solution (and the possible amount of incriminationg evidence Twilight may uncover) she quickly retrieves Celestia, takes her to the moon and 'defeats' the Sand Monster!
>"And thus!" she cackles, "We hath slain the Sand Monster!" she taps you with her hoof.
>You feel you should be annoyed.
>But getting head from Celestia for a month (Admittedly it was only seven days of really good head) and having used the reigning monarchs mouth in that way...
>That was worth it.
>"And now!" laughs Luna, "I await her enevitable revenge, both on myself, as well as you!"
>...
>You hear the clop, clop, clop of an angry Sun Goddess heading towards you.
>The walls shake and quiver with each step.
>Light pours into the rooms, scorching, burning.
>Sweat travels down your face as you realize you may have fucked up.
"Say, Luna," you begin, "How DO you get to your super secret observatory? Preferrably without your sister knowing"
>"Like this", she replies with a knowing smirk before dissappearing, leaving you to your fate.
>>25796647
must know what happens to anon
>>25796622
I meant that, fuck.
>>25796647
>You see your life flash before your eyes as the doors to Luna's Royal Bar turn to ashes.
>You see all the good times as she stomps closer, the skin on your face burning.
>You regret the bad times as she grabs you in her fiery magic, your clothes going up in smoke.
>And you momentarily enjoy those moments where the mouth currently attached to an angry goddess was your cock sleeve.
>Her eyes glare into yours, as she snarls like an enraged animal.
>"WHERE. IS. MY. SISTER!?" she demands.
>Now, ANon, should you sell out her sister, who put you into this situation, or protect the pony who gave you really good head?
>...
>Well you're going to probably die regardless.
"She went to her super-secret observatory in Uranus!"
>Celestia continues to glare.
"Seriously!" you cry, "Twilight managed to teleport there and get her to rescue your mouth!"
>Her eyes are shooting sparks.
>She cocks her head in one direction, then the next.
>You're sweating like a pig right now.
>A bead travels down your brow, trickling down your nose.
>Those hateful, burning eyes watch it.
>It tickles at it threatens to drop off your nose.
>In a flash her tongue whips out and catches it.
>She seems to revel in the taste, quivering at it.
>Her tail swishes and flicks.
>In an instant her hard glare is upon you again.
>"Your punishment, Anon," she sneers, "Is thus,"
>There's a flash of magic and it feels like your mouth slides off your face.
>Your mouth floats in front of you.
>And oh god there's a bit of mushroom in your teeth.
>You watch as Celestia moves your mouth down, down, under, under-
>Your mouth is suddenly, and curiosuly, assaulted with the slick wet taste of cinammon.
>Celestia shivers again.
>"You will dutifully service me for the next 31 days, during which time I shall enjoy the nectar that is your essence,"
>She licks your face, and you swear you watch her eyes roll into her head, the slickness in your mouth becoming a flood of berry juice.
>>25796682
>She withdraws, shaking, regaining her composure.
>"On second thoughts, you will service me for a year,"
>she quickly flips you upside down, then rotates you 180 degrees.
>You legs are pulled apart, and she laps at your rear.
>You hear her moan, her nostrils breathing heavily on your ballsack as she cleans you.
>You dick is already swelling.
>Your struggling the contain the amount of liquid sugary fruitiness going down your throat.
>She withdraws again, throwing you through a doorway and dumping you onto Luna's bed.
>She stalks over, her heat driving your sweat, your scent, driving Celestia into a heavily breathing mess, her eyes fixated on your dick.
>"On third thought, you shall be my Royal Bather for ten years, and you shall bathe me with your tongue, and worship my body, my spirit, my soul..."
>She laps at your drooling, throbbing dick.
>"..as I shall you," she whispers, before your dick is plunged into a heaven the likes of which you haven't known or felt before.
>>25796692
that just got kinkyer...
>>25796692
---
>It is now much later.
>You are Anon, Royal Bather.
>Your duties include massaging and bathing Celestia.
>She made you stop licking her whole body after the first day - your tongue dried out so qucikly it was frustrating.
>So now your mouth is somewhat permenantly attached to Celestia's privates, and occassionally her rear.
>Curiously enough, Celestia's fluids and effluents all taste like surprisingly good food.
>Which is disturbing.
>But if you don't worship the Royal Folds, then she'll most likely trap you in a sauna for twelve hours.
>Nothing like forcing you to give good head than imminent dehydration.
>You lie in the royal apartment hot and sweaty as Celestia trails her tongue along your body, her rear twitching.
>You get a mouthful of banana as she shudders and moans in climax into your arm pit.
>You lie there, drinking in Celestia's fluids, as she sighs happily.
>"Royal Bather," she states imperiously, "It appears that my sister was discovered yesterday, without her mouth, in the Royal Hall."
>Ah.
>So she finally tracked Luna down.
"Nmmnfnm mnfmn" you eloquently reply, getting a shiver out of Celestia.
>"Indeed, she was a tricky bitch<" she comments, "Although I find myself in a bit of a befuddlement,"
"Hmfm?" you ask
>"Yes, it appears that I may have found my sisters mouth, just lying on the floor outside my apartment," she shows you, holding up those blue lips.
>"And, I'm sorry to say, but I feel that I can't take charge of this, I mean, it could be a phony, and the Sand Monster could be attacking again!" says Celestia, clearly torn.
>"I need someone to take a, firm, hard, hold of this, and, make sure it's kept safe. But I can't hold onto it - it might be a ruse to attack me by the sandmonster!" she gasps.
>You see where this is going.
>As does your hardening dick.
>"So, I need to give it to someone expendable but trustwothy, who could lavish the true care and attention needed to take care of this package,"
>>25796742
>[intrest intensifes]
>>25796742
>She trails those lips over your sweaty chest.
>"Who could I give it too?" she asks, her grin wide.
>The lips travel into an armpit, down your side.
>You obediently roll onto your side as they travel down your back.
>"Do you know someone who could do it?" she asks, sweetly.
"MMmfmm," you reply suavely, wiggling your eyebrows.
>"Oh Anon! Thank you so much!"
>You watch Celestia's smile grow vicious as Luna's lips are mashed up against your rear entrance, smeared over your ballsack, then imapled on your dick.
>"And while you're taking good care of Luna's Lips, I am going to ensure that she can never touch you, as she may have been possessed by this Sand Monster," she giggles evilly, "As well as being unable to touch herself. After all, she won't want to humiliate herself in front of everyone, being driven by these dark Sand Monster Urges."
>You understand completely.
"Mffmnf," you respond, nodding.
>"And then, we can take her to her secret observatory and leave her there, for her own protection,"
>Gosh that's evil.
>But then again, after all the stories Celestia's told you, what you did was nothing.
>You sigh as Celestia shifts Luna's mouth up and down your member.
>She sighs as she licks your face, her slit-like irises looking at you with amusement.
>"You MUCH more fun than Luna anyway," she whispers, drinking in your scent.
>>25796775
AND THAT'S IT.
NO MORE.
DAS ALLES.
Someone else can pick this idea up and run with it.
>>25796779
no fuck you this thread has to be put down now
>>25796779
10/fucking 10
>>25796775
Thank you for giving me this new portal fetish. Celestia's holy ass bless you.
>>25796779
You are a god among men
12000/10
I am both ashamed and impressed with how this turned out.
Remind me never to give you niggers any foothold ever again.
