Well it's not Christmas yet, but who am I to judge the holiday traditions of Horses.

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>>25781550

>>25781550
What am I doing in Spike's dream.

>>25781550
Looks like that Diamond Ring Spike got for Christmas worked out well for him.

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>>25781550

>>25781550
Someone's got to start the slow clap

>>25781550
Quietly walk out find spike later and tell him it was about time

>>25781550
Feel bad for Spike being taken advantage of by Rarity yet again.

>>25781550
Come on, Spike, I'm next in line

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>>25781550
You son of a bitch.

>>25781550
First I slow clap.

Then I remind Rarity how old Spike is.

Then I tell her parents that she's a pedophile.

Then I tell the Mayor that Rarity's a pedophile.

Then I paint the side of the barn at Sweet Apple Acres with a picture of Rarity and Spike, pointing out she's a pedophile.

I take out an advert in the Canterlot Times and point out she's a pedophile.

Her clothing will never be bought anywhere, she won't even be able to give it away. She will be ruined.

>'Sup slutface, where's those slacks I told you to hem?

>>25781550
>drop pants
>grasp and violently manipulate semi-erection with one hand
>shit into other hand, flinging it at walls
>dance around the room shrieking show theme
>cum on all the doorknobs or whatever the fuck ponies grab
>everypony shakes their heads and laughs
>"That's our resident monkey."
>this is standard fare

>>25781550
Do a 360° and walk away

Remove the mistletoe and tell spike to kiss her again and see if it happens.

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>>25781550
Why don't you take a seat over there Rarity.

>>25781550
FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY, SPIKE!

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>>25781550
About god damn time.

bring the party chariot round, we got work to do

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Cut Spikes lips off

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>>25782327
>pic
Why the fuck is she pumping a break-action shotgun?

>>25781550
Murder suicide asap

>>25785520
Clearly fluttershy isn't exactly into /k/

>>25781550
Cry.

>>25781550
It's christmas, so I would be forgiving, however I would clearly inform that little fucker that's his first and last time he had a chance to kiss her. It's not like I care for her or anything.

>>25781550
Welp, she's unpure now, would not fuck.
Maybe Sweetie Belle is around somewhere.

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>>25786021
>pure
You would be lucky to fuck a walking garbage can you autistic beta basement-dwelling fuck, grow the fuck out of your stupid deluded imagery of women

Call her a pedophile.

>>25786469
You are a living, breathing cuckold.

>>25782868
But Anon. You just spun in a circle and started walking towards them. You would've needed to do a 180.

Ask if I could watch them bang.

>>25781550
Question Rarity. What do you think her excuse would be?

>>25781550
Take Spike to the free clinic. Ain't no telling what kind of diseases that slut's carrying.

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>Spike gets more action than me and he's only like 5 years old

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>>25781550

>>25781550
Tell Spike to piss down her throat and let me watch.

>>25781550
Get angry because that little bitch Rarity stole my Spike.

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>>25781550
>unsheathe the katana