RED ALERT READ ALERT, A CANIDATE FOR PRESIDENT JUST SAID "it's just like a purple unicorn it doesn't exist." SHIT POST YOUR TWILIGHTS, FUCKING MERCY DEPENDS ON IT!!!
FUCK WHO SAID IT
>tfw this is bait?
>>25781397
I came here immediately after haering it becausr I know some horsefucker would comment on it.
>>25781442
FUCKING TED CRUZ!!
>>25781442
Not bait, it happened and it was fucking glorious.
>>25781451
Did Ted... DID he stump the unstumpable. First he's a maniac, now he is showing the magic of friendship.
>>25781451
Sir Should we team up with /pol/ to take down this anomaly?
Bideo or gtfo :DDDDDDD
>>25781397
Sauce for those who don't TV?
>>25781466
nope
Twiley comment had nothing to do with the god emperor.
>>25781468
>Asking /pol/ for help
McFucking Kill Yourself
>>25781551
there ya go for future use Anon
>>25781587
Thanks comrade.
Credit to team.
Wow you guys are retarded. Probably his kids watch this shit or something. It's like you retards forget it's mostly little girls who are into this shit
i'd like to see the clip of this.
>>25781624
>Mostly Little girls are into this shit
You Dun Goofed anon
Then it's time.
All of /mlp/ comes together and counts as one-half of an electoral vote.
>Implying he makes it to primaries
>>25781624
>>25781624
Hey look, it is /pol/ being butt mad over something stupid.
>>25781624
>mostly little girls are into this shit
they need to stop watching a man's show
>>25781624
But do you think Trump gets his info from shows on Sunday or Saturday morning?
>>25781451
C R U Z
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>>25781624
>it's mostly little girls who are into this shit
>posts on /mlp/
>>25781624
oh, hi /pol/!
>>25781397
Guys, guys, wait. Hold on. Maybe we shouldn't vote for a guy just because he mentioned ponies. What are his plans for America? What if his plans go directly against the Magic of Friendship?
>>25781624
>Guaranteed_Replies.txt
>GoingForTheBait.webm
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>>25781624
>>25781718
You have been visited by the Ted Cruz of friendship magic.
Good friends and a better America will come to you, but only if you post "KEEP ON CRUZIN'" in this thread.
>KEEP ON CRUZIN
>>25781762
Let's see...Bait, Presidential Friendship, World peace.
KEEP ON CRUZING!
>>25781762
>princess Ted Cruz
Thanks MA Larson
and keep on cruzin
>not using a write-in to elect the only candidate who ever promised us all ponies
>>25781762
>Keep on cruzin
>>25781718
then i guess he should be called Rusecruz
>>25781809
5.5/10 made me half smile.
>>25781745
>>25781762
No, really! Ted Cruz is against gay marriage, and everyone knows that love is the strongest form of friendship!
>>25781818
I thought people got married so that they could get drunk and beat each other...
>>25781818
I thought gays got married because it's the hip new trend and it pisses other people off.
>>25781818
>Bringing up gay other than Fat pony, or Preggos thread.
Cruz: "My daughters are seven and five..."
No wonder he knows about purple unicorns.
>>25781981
How the fuck does fucking his daughters relate to mlp? Am I missing something?
>>25782001
You don't pretend little girls are ponies while you fuck them?
casual
>>25782001
2001
>Talking about a presidential Debate
>Get the last digits of 2001
We found Snoop Trump
>>25782049
>You don't pretend little girls are ponies while you fuck them?
I pretend ponies are little girls when I'm fucking them.
>>25781451
You can't stop a Cruz missile!
>>25781397
Just finished watching the debate,
I knew you faggots would make this thread
>>25782049
>>25782076
>>25781818
No he isn't, he was present at a friends wedding. He just believes it should be the states decision.
>>25781397
Thanks Ted for reminding me
>>25782412
>>25782412
Someone needs to shop a picture of the pones with Ted reminding us they aren't real.
>>25781762
>keep on cruzin
>>25781397
RAND PAUL
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>>25782505
A Cruz-Paul ticket is my dream prospect.
>>25782520
I'm trying to picture this and failing. What you described is the political equivalent of a crack shipping. You're shipping Blueblood with Gilda, anon.
>>25782594
Hardly, while Cruz is conservative and Paul is libertarian their policies are fairly similar.
>>25781397
>>25782412
PURPLE UNICORNS DONT EXIST!
UNICORN TWILIGHT BTFO!
>tfw I got to meet Ted Cruz in person two years ago
>>25783489
Lucky.
>>25783129
AYY LMAO
>>25781397
I need video of this. Where do I find?
>>25784735
http://www.politico.com/blogs/live-from-the-venetian/2015/12/ted-cruz-purple-unicorns-gop-debate-216823
>>25781397
Clearly, Cruz is right.It's a purple alicorn now, DYEWTS?
Emprah Trump vs. Princess Cruz when?
>>25784751
Thank you.
I didn't even need my sides anyway.
>>25784751
I don't even care it's politico.
>>25784998
>Princess Cruz
Drawfags please!
>>25781793
He confirmed that was a lie when stating the first thing he would do in office is execute everybody, saying something like "I lied, that's what politicians do." I'd still vote for him though.
>>25781818
if gay wanted to marry, they go to the south
matrimony and honeymoon at the same place
just lines on a map
they do not exist
>>25782076
i got this screecap of thos spanish threads
is in spanish, but mostly says the guy tried anal with her girl, and during the heat, he call her cherilee.
at least he manage to finish, and save himself
Daily reminder, /mlp/
>>25787294
Fuck you, Ted.
>>25787294
I hope this catches on.
>>25787294
I tried to feel, but all I could do was kek
>Tfw when I caused all of this.....
>>25788877
Nice dubs and trips
>>25788877
Thank you.
>>25788877
dammit Cruz, get off 4chan and get back to campaigning.
>>25789630
Can he stump the Trump?
>>25782312
>>25782076
>>25782049
Disgusting pedos.
Did /pol/ ever saw this?
Somebody should sacrifice themselves go and show them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8txr1P1hByIsee 1:11
>>25788877
>>25789630
>>25790655
I got it! I'll use 4Chan as my Wall of Fame!
>So you say that people agree with you and want you to be a high ruler, is that so?
>>25781762
>WELL DAMN HE IS POPULAR ON 4CHAN MAKE HIM THE KING OF FRIENDSHIP!
Thanks Twilight it worked!
>Everything can be accomplished though the magic of friendship teddy!
Purple unicorns are real indeed People, they're real indeed....My Captcha was select American flags.
>>25790928
w0t
how did that get there
>>25791016
lazy editing.
>>25790980
>Ted using 4chan as a defense and offense
>Ted and twilight both start with T
>Teddy, Twily
>Tedtwi
People Ted Cruz has been hiding the portal from us! He relation by name, the specification of "purple", His name starting with T, His nickname Teddy with relation to Twily, Him saying Unicorn instead of alicorn, He had the portal from the beginning! And it's time to take it back.
>>25791021
It is not an edit.
It was uploaded to the white house channel and quickly taken down but subscribers saw it.
Then they uploaded a version without it.
>>25791030
I mean when they were pulling images for the video and editing them together. QC didn't do their job.
>>25791022
Princess Ted Cruz,guardian of Equestria.
>"She's not real."
Don't believe his lies.
>>25791022
I think you mean trump
>>25791139
But Trump isn't a princess.
>>25790778
Meh, could be better.
