>"Do I look like a degenerate ape fucker to you?"
>>25779436
Yes.
>>25779436
Nope, just a degenerate fucker.
>>25779441
/thread
b-but muh stamina
>>25779460
>>25779436
Well, You seem to enjoy that My Little Human show a little too much. And we are pretty much universally aware that most of the fanbase of that show is into "Fapping" and drawing Human Porn.
So, am I really out of line if I ask you if you find the characters of the show a bit attractive?
>>25779436
"I-I just meant a date. Nothing extreme. I bought these opera tickets and I thought... I'm sorry."
>>25779436
>Rarity is so stuck up and full of herself that she has the highest standards for stallions
>Rarity ends up being alone because she is an intolerable bitch who treats everywhere she meets as inferior
>>25779436
Actually, you look like a debaucherous ape fucker.
>>25779436
No, but you're about to look like a rape victim.
>>25779436
no you look like an ass
>>25779569
>>Rarity ends up being alone because she is an intolerable bitch who treats everywhere she meets as inferior
Wouldn't that mean that no attractive woman in the 8-10 range would ever get a partner in their life?
>>25779436
you look like a talking horse to me
>>25779436
So wait a minute, allow me to level with you here...You are a pony who doesn't care about the fact that an underage minor dragon--who is in all purposes a slave--wants to give you his dick in an act of underage bestiality with a minor? And when he confesses his love you show no concern, either? You're more hypocritical than I thought! Face it. You're a dragon-slave fucking pedophile. You know what's funnier than that though? Your standards. I dare you to try and rebuke that statement with an argument that isn't as awful as your fashion sense.
>>25779777
>lucky 777
>badass comeback with an actual point
Rarara's fucking REKT
>>25779777
REKT
>>25779822
CHEKD
>>25779777
Does anyone have the number for the fire department?
Because that was one serious burn.
>>25779777
F U C K I N G D E S T R O Y E D
>>25779777
>"Oh? My sense in fashion is awful? I bet you're wearing a filthy t-shirt with dirty sweat-pants, aren't you? And about that business with Spike? Well, I'm most certainly not going to break the poor child's heart! That would be a ghastly thing to do, would it not? And I'll have you know I do care about my sister. I am the one who looks after her the most, and clearly have raised her more than my parents have. How are your parents doing anyhow, hmm? I'm sure they're awfully proud of you..."
>>25779777
Give this to Rarity with my regards.
>>25779777oh boy is it time for an epic screen cap filled with reaction images?!
>>25779777
BW-BW-BW-BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUMP
>>25779975
>>25779777
Wait a minute, are we getting into imaginary arguments with a cartoon equine and then circle jerking over it?
>>25779822
>>25779777
also, WITNESSED
>>25780000
It is now.
>>25779436
MULE MULE MULE MULE
>>25780000
WITNESSED
>>25779975
Dress horse, once you've been blown the fuck out like that you just simply cannot come back.
>>25779975
Oh please, you're as mediocre as you're singles. Too bad your parenting skills aren't even lucky enough to be considered mediocre as well. Then Sweetie Belle might not be as starved as attention for you....you know, when she's not with her two only friends instead of you. Funny that Spike's there more than your little sister. Guess you need SOME attention to fill that ego of your's. After all, anyone with an ego bigger than Rainbow Dash must be full of themselvesor as hollow as your skull.
Rarity. Get the fuck off my stage.
>>25779777
>>25780069
>rarity getting BTFO by Simon
>>25780069
>069
>69
....I'm letting this slide, cause at least these singles were good.
>>25779777
REKT'dThis is like when you remember an argument you had with another person moments ago and suddenly you think about the perfect response that would have rekt'd that person's arguments and you think to youself "hah, I'm so smart, if I actually HAD said this to that guy I would have REKT'd him!". But you didn't so it doesn't and it will never matter.
>>25780000
I want it with lots of big words
>>25780000
>I get quads on a shitpost
Well fuck
>>25779777
>>25780069
>>25780141
>Admitting to shitposting
>>25779436
Yes and a good one at that.
>>25779777
I don't get the argument here ?
>a kid has a crush on you and you're letting him off easy hence paedophile
Godly trips though.
>>25780069
>"Are you claiming that I have an ego? I'm not surprised. It takes a brute such as you to confuse it with "confidence" instead. I'm the classiest mare in Ponyville, know throughout all of Equestria for the clothes I make and for being an element of generosity....and you call me selfish? My word, try to set your priorities, Mister Cowell!"
>>25780226
I think it is because she abuses of him and makes him believe he has a chance.
>>25779608
I know a handful of 7/10-8/10 women who aren't stuck up bitches, Rarity is just a stuck up 7/10
>>25780234
Is that how you justify the way you manipulated Spike's feelings so you could take a gem from him? Sounds more like greed than generosity. You lose, Rarity. After this post, you won't even respond, because face it. I'm as right as you are talentless. Now I won't say it again, Rarity. Get. Off. My. Fucking. Stage.
>>25780242
I don't think she does. She asks him for help as her friend and he happily obliges because he's in love. If Spike is hoping for anything in such a situation then he's a stereotypical good guy, stuck to someone he likes constantly trying to please them and expecting if they do them enough favours they will fall in love with them. He is a kid though so that's probably the reason.
Also kid's show.
>>25779777
>>25780069
>>25780301
Bah gawd rarity has just been broken in half! Someone stop the damn match
>>25781462
She's been assblasted six ways from Sunday!
>>25781612
That is her average Sunday though.
>>25779436
no, but you do look like a rape victim.
On one hand, I am chuckling, but on the other, I feel roleplaying like this is kind of...pathetic? Cringey? I can't find the right word. Nobody with a functioning social life would be impressed.
>>25780157
this picture made me laugh so fucking hard.
>>25781669
SAVAGE
>>25779436
>ape?
stop kidding yourselfyou're a pedophillic dragon fucker
>>25782678
Every single prompt thread has this same level of shitty roleplay for at least the first 15 responses to the OP, and yes it is just as pathetic and cringey as it seems.
Why won't this ride just fucking end already? I hate this place.
>Who said you had to say yes?
>>25782678
>>25784570
Eh, so what if it's cringe? Look at the board in general. You are here for a reason, so just enjoy
>>25779436
"You probably shouldn't say such things while I'm inside you, Rarara."
>>25779436
Suit yourself. Just thought you'd want to know that human male semen has regenerative youthful abilities that really show in unicorns.
OOGA BOOGA WER DA DANK GETS AT???
Now I want to see Rarity have sex with Anon as a guilty pleasure. Rarity threatens him to keep his mouth shut, it would be scandalous if anyone found out...
>>25787263
>25777777 get by mundane post.
>Twenty or so anons lose their shit.
>Delicious buttrage floods thread.
>Thread 404s.And nothing of value was lost.
>>25784426
At best she teases the poor faggot.
>>25787694
>Implying anything of value is ever lost when a thread goes under at /mlp/
Have a cute Rarity to make you feel better.
>>25782678
>roleplaying is shit
no. You just don't enjoy itthus you are a massive faggot
>>25788517
There's roleplay like the above and then roleplay that used in a shitposting manner.
Que the random faggot calling a faggot in a couple seconds.
>>25779436
>rape
>>25788538
>Nope.
>>25780000
zoomed
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