It's my 30th cakeday /MLP/. Can I get something cute and pony-related?
>>25776209
>tfw 30 too in january 12
>>25776209
>>25776221
It's a terrifying prospect.
>>25776227
This is very cute. Thanks!
>>25776209
>'cakeday'
what's with this thing of making an infantile twee pretend name for stuff
>>25776209
Happy birfday OPDid you achieve wizard status?
>>25776254
Whoops forgot to post muh cute pone
>>25776209
>you will never be picked up and spun around by your stallion big brother
Happy birthday OP
>>25776254
Unfortunately, no. UPS hasn't shipped my hat yet.
>>25776209
Happy bday!
>>25776209
are you a wizard or did you blow it in your 20s
>>25776289
Pretty sure I blew it.
Happy birthday Anon! Im turning 19 on Jan. 1st.
This thread is full of good cheer and cute ponies. Thanks for getting my 30s off to a good start.
>>25776419
I hope you have a happy day OP!
>>25776209
Welcome to the other side, brother. Here's a pony I don't like, but you might.
>>25776209
I have this.
>>25776419
This is the cancer that is killing /mlp/.
>>25776493
>>>/trash/
And stay there
>>25776508
>muh echochamber of hugboxing
>>25776512^:)
>>25776512
You obviously weren't there back in the days before /mlp/. It get worse than this.
>>25776526
I saw that.That's why I bombed your threads with spam and shit back then.
>>25776539
Good on ya anon.
>>25776325
>pretty sure
Nigga, did you have sex or are you a virgin? Or did you wake up naked in bed with a hangover and people and aren't sure
>>25776508
Trash is for porn. What are you even saying.
>>>/ponychan/
>>25776209
you have a good one OP
>>25776493
rube anon ^:)
>>25776209
Have a cute wizard horse for your troubles, OP.
>>25776580
THAT'S what wizard means? Fuck, I'm out of it.
I got laid when I was 19. I've been married now for five years and we fuck on a regular basis.
>>25776618
>Fucking normalfags
>>25776618
NORMIE OUT
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIGH
>>25776618
This fucking guy
See faggots? this is why these threads are the cancer that is killing /mlp/.
TIL /mlp/ collectively shits themselves if they think OP is married and regularly gets laid.
>>25776618
>out of it
I think you mean new ^:)
>>25776631
>>25776635
>>25776655
Come on guys, we should be happy for the people who can actually get laid. And it's his birthday.
>>25776209
I had last week, so...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xl-yuLXw7nk
Get your hooves up, party starting off right now...
If it makes you feel any better, I've only slept with two women, and my wife and I have had very long dry spells. Things only picked up again a few months ago when she started reading smutty novels.
>>25776805
Nice damage control, OP.
>>25776805
What do you think about cuckoldry? I think you should try it out.
>>25776820
He is, to the book.
>>25776820
It wasn't a matter of me being inadequate, it was her having almost no libido for periods of time.
If I understand it correctly (sanctioned infidelity), we're both too jealous and possessive to be ok with involving another person in our sex life. This came up when we discussed threesomes.
>>25776849
In that context I'm cool with it.
Happy Birthday Anon:glutes:
>>25776618
Thought about kids?
>>25776899
We thought about it and decided "nah" years ago. Didn't change our minds, so I got snipped this summer.
>>feelsgoodman.jpg
>>25776914
Then who are you going to give all your pony stuff too?tfw don't want kids but wants a little filly or colt
>>25777328
Our nieces love MLP.
>>25776618
Please leave, thanks.
>>25776209
Here you go.
>>25776618
>being this normal
