Suddenly, pipsqueak is next to you. What do?
>>25775528
>rape
>>25775528
>that's a cute little ponut ya got there
>would be a shame if somepony were to
>gobble it
fuk dat boipussy
>>25775528
Kick his ass
>>25775528
Not vote for him.
>>25775528
See how small he actually is for myself.
>>25776554
I'd imagine he'd be the size of like, a basketball or something.
Tote him around in baby carriers.
>>25775528
dress him up in a cute little dress and panties and fuck him
>>25775528
Punt him across the room.
>>25775528
Hoy, Pipssqueak.
Can you say "Banana"?
>>25775528
ignore tiny bongerhorse
>oi! what bong is it bruv?
as he clambers up the furniture to rest on your shoulders
>>25775555
checked and lewd
>>25775528
Turn to him and say
"If you shit on my carpet, i will end you."