>Anon, Princess Cadence needs our help...her magic will not last forever
>>25773927
I know we can do it but we need to nyx together.
>>25773927
Every time I help you guys out all I get is cake do I look like mario
If i'm helping I expect at least three hundred pounds of weed, a personal harem and a shotgun chainsaw. Bring me these thing and then we can talk.
>>25773927
Wanna fuck?
>>25773927
good to know not all alicorns are immortal..
>>25773927
>>25773931
>We have to get this right, yes, we have to make them see
>>25773927
>Princess Cadence needs some kelp
>She claims to have a seaweed fetish
>We're nowhere near the seaside
>So we'll trick her with this lettice
>>25775128
>>25773927
I told you already, I'm asexual. Go find some horny stallions and leave me alone
>>25773927
>Twilight barges into Anon's home to get him to help Princess Cadence
>savethecrystalponies.mp4
>Anon tells Twilight to fuck off and doesn't continue the song
>This happens every day
>the Crystal Empire is subsequently fucked
>>25775070
We can save the black and red OCs with their history!
>>25773927
>ok? How in the world am I going to help Cadence when I am just a lowly anon?
>"well, you see, umm. She's the princess of love. So... Uhhhhhhh. You know! ha haaaa! we've gotta just um"
>Jesus christ twi, spit it out already
>"We gotta make love."
>Uhhh, what? How do you just make love out of nowhere, I don't understand.
>"No no no, you're not getting me, WE have to make love"
>No, I am getting you, you can't just create love Twi, love is an eternal thing. You can't just make it out of nowhere. Doesn't anyone understand basic emotions around here? Holy shit.
>"No anon! You're so fucking dense, WE. NEED. TO. MAKE. LOVE. Do you understand?"
>OH TWILIGHT, LET ME JUST MAKE SOME LOVE, I'LL PULL IT STRAIGHT FROM THE FUCKING NETHER. LET ME CAST MY LOVE SPELL. LET ME SHIT IT OUT MY ASS. LET ME JUST PULL SOME EXTRA LOVE FROM MY BACK POCKET.
>"ANON! STOP FOOLING AROUND"
>oooh let me go to the love store and pick out some new love. Oooh look! Love is 25 percent off when you use your members card! Let me-
>"ANON! JUST FUCK ME ALREADY"
>Wha-
>"I didn't mean to create love out of nowhere you dumb ape, I meant I want you to make sweet love to me to save equestria. Did someone drop you on the head as a child?"
>HEY! My grandmother was a saint ok? So what if she had clumsy hands. That lady had the best pasta sauce I've ever fucking eaten. How dare you say that purple cunt! MY GRANDMOTHER WOULD KICK YOUR ASS.
>"You know what? Fuck it. Let equestria burn to the fucking ground for all I care. You're insufferable you know that? And you know what? Don't come home tonight. You need to find a place to live besides my rec room"
>But- but, spike and I were gonna buy a pool table! YOU CANT DO THIS YOU BITCH! I HATE YOU!
And equestria burned down and everyone died.
>>25775613
It says that they like edgy~
>>25776029
A cringy fic with many HUEs.
>>25776037
Drew porn with some beheadings
>>25773927
That song was good towards the end, when it ended too soon.
The crystal ponies were such a disappointment when they first appeared.
>>25775891
Story of the year 10/10
>>25773927
Damn, I like this song
>>25773927
We can save them with black history!
>>25775891
i lel'd out loud
>>25775891
Hue
>>25776173
I always liked this remix
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VT7zTZJ7PI4
