>Another day at the office finished
>Your muscles ache, and your belly growls
>such is the life of an entry level salary man.
>but now you're home, that special place were your most sacred treasure lies.
>Your bed.
>Turning the key you enter your sacred refuge
>Only to find it a horrid mess.
>The smell of rotting food emanates from your kitchen sink.
>various dresses are draped over your furniture and shitty tie dye pictures litter the walls.
>As well as what you can only describe as an equally atrocious amount of jamaican patterned rasta artist's portraits beside them.
>And at the center of it all
>Your housemate treehugger.
>"Hey Anon, sorry in advance i'm gonna be late on the rent again."
>"I'm kinda broke right now."
>"But it's cool right?"
>laughing she slaps you on the back
>"Ohh of course it's cool."
>"but seriously dude, can I like borrow 50 bits?"
>"My dealer has some new stuff, and I wanna try it."
>”I think it would really hype up the vibe here.”
>>25769341
>can I like borrow 50 bits
No but you suck me dry for 50 bits.
>>25769341
PAY YOUR FUCKING RENT HIPPIE!
>>25769341
Why is every portrayal of a stoner's home so messey? Can't we have a classy toker...
>>25770595
>>25770595
I've lived with 'classy tokers', 'classy tokers' do not look like Treehugger.
"Classy" tokers, don't even smoke all that much.
They are just regular dudes, who partake every now and than.
Does treehugger seen like a classy toker to you?
>>25770595
>>25770655
Classy toker here.
Dubs confirm.
[Spoiler]Pic related[/spolier]
>>25769341
DUDE WEED LMAO
>>25769341
I remember when I had a shitty room mate.
>>25769341
I mean if she's not on the lease I'd kick her ass out.
>>25770655
>>25770903
>Classy, 4chan
>>25769341
Bitch!
With the way you keep this place you better down to suck some serious dick for that money.
DUDE
>>25769341
>"Tree, you've been "late" for three months, I could understand if you were having trouble finding work, but I don't even think you've been looking!"
>"And there is no way in Tartarus that i'm lending you weed money if you can't even be bothered to pay me back for the last two months that I covered"
>"Now, if you haven't completely emptied the fridge, I'm going to heat up some leftovers, take a nap, and see if I can salvage some part of this shitty day"
It's like having your own personal live-in prostitute.
>>25774376
Cute.
I always saw Treehugger as a psychedelic user. All that shit about chakras and vibes and her general attitude.
I cant remember any modern weed smoker talking or being portrayed like that.
Hippies from the sixties and seventies (which I assume she is meant to portray) were all about psychedelics.
>>25774980
I like her more as Truth from GTA:SA, fits her all too well.
>>25774376
"Look, Tree, it's your turn to do the dishes, so either you break out the scrubbing brush and get cracking or else bend over and bite the pillow."
>>25769341
>Salary Man
>Living with dead beat Housemate
>Getting pussy wiped so hard by this bitch you live with she probably lives there for free.
>Asks you for more money as a follow up.
Why is this Anon such a beta-male fuckboy?And are you writing about my me? it's coming back like ptsd, I was such a pussy.
>>25775893
Storytime motherfucker!
>>25769341
depends, are you gonna suck this dick?
Green about Tree Hugger exchanging sex and drugs for free housing with Anon when?
>>25776696
Green about Anon and Tree Hugger starting to enjoy it genuinely, and not just as a matter of exchange?
>>25776696
>>25776735
you guys would want dirty hippie snatch?
>>25769341
>muscles ache from being an officebound wage slave
Ummmmmmmmmmmmm
>>25777396
I mean your back can hurt. Honestly working an office job is just soul draining. As such stress leads to your body fucking itself up. So your muscles can ache as a result.
>>25777329
maaaaaaaaaybe
>>25777329
Where else am I going to jam my dirty Hippie cock?
>>25777871
this to be quite honest family
I demand writefags with LEWDS
>>25777892
Looks like you need one of these m8
>>25777919
thanks m8
>>25778418
Anytime friendo.
Green for the green pone!
>>25777892
>>25779998
>>25776735
>>25776696
Why don't you just write it yourselves if you want it so damn bad?
>>25780433
Because I have finals coming up
And the thread I used to write for died
And I don't have time to writefag until Friday maybe
>>25780477
Same, but hey that didn't stop me from writing prompts.
