Janitors are driving to work. Thingpone Thread.
>>25763796
It wasn't much of a rule breaker anyways.
>>25763894
>mfw I reverse image search that image
I mean I've seen alien vaginas but wat
>>25763921
Remember the slogan
>Anything you want her to be
why does this still make me laugh? It has no business doing so.
>>25763796
kek
Thingpone is a qt
>>25763796
>>25764973
Is that a dakimakura Thing?
I'd buy if it were real
>>25765149
I'd prefer this
>>25764876
From a birds eye pov on the bed myself.
>>25765149
Was drawn as a fake one, maybe one day I'll be a good enough drawfag to make a quality version for pillow purposes.
>>25765216
what?
>>25765253
>was drawn as a fake one
Gee never would've figured that out.
Just maybe one day though. I wish I had more advice for you, but I gave up trying a long time ago for any talent that can help this board.
>>25765856
Ain't she a cute. Where are you getting this? Or is it you who's drawing?
Also; what's the best way to exchange your love to her that doesn't involve a dick?
>>25765955
That drawfag got really buttmad over something small, huh?
>>25765936
drawn about a month ago, never got around to posting it
>>25766539
If the other assorted 'fags were here they'd appreciate it.
Normally by now they're all reporting in. I'm surprised Chuckles isn't here yet.
Unless he is, and is posing as an Anon.
I'm just posting stuff from my thingpone folder.
>>25766634
It was phat
>>25767253
PTSD much?
Thingfag reporting in
status: full time lurker
>>25767284
Why lurk when you can talk?I actually don't care. Welcome dude. Maybe this one will last more than a day and go beyond a hundred posts.
>>25766634
>>25767282
When it comes to the past, she tends to be a drama queen. Case in point >>25767334
>>25767385
Yeah, but she's still a qt3.14
>>25767401
I'd still fall for it.
Anyone has the story pastebins?
>>25767424
Who wouldn't?
>>25767435
MacCready.
>>25767432
I wish.
Chuckles probably has a few, along with the others in reserve.
>>25767435
Plebeians.
>>25767445
>Not realizing that thingwaifu would literally fuck you in bed while making dinner in the kitchen at the same time.
You have some poor taste m8
Is this the thread where I can get away with posting doomguy?
>>25767432
I got you bud.
http://pastebin.com/u/WriteLurker
http://pastebin.com/u/chucklefarts
http://pastebin.com/u/Short_Thing
http://pastebin.com/u/Wolwritefagging
http://pastebin.com/u/Typhoon2142
http://pastebin.com/QXHAbARL
http://pastebin.com/VvhuNG7d
http://pastebin.com/u/Auroral
http://pastebin.com/VvhuNG7d
http://pastebin.com/u/darthricardo
http://pastebin.com/junHBUSc
http://pastebin.com/pDWFuR7J
How about some green? Re-posting is fine too...
>>25767474
Doomguy/Doomanon interacting with thingpone seems really intresting.
And Equestria is connected with hell.
>>25767505
Thanks friend.
>>25767509
yes it does
>>25767472
Yes she would, doesn't that make it better?
>>25767474
Yeah probably.
>>25767505
There it is. Thanks man.
>>25767472
Well that's one attraction to her. Way she's written makes her seem like a pretty cool cat to hang out with.
>>25767505
>http://pastebin.com/u/chucklefarts
This pastebin has been abandoned, I think. I've actually seen more of this story here:
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/258844/blossomthing
>>25765955
>>25766395
Do you think he still lurks?
>>25767717
No clue, I hope he does though
>>25767717
His whiteboard drawings were real neat.
>>25766395
>>25767717
If that's "le chat tombe de la fenetre", someone on Derpibooru complimented him on his work, and he went full /b/tard on them, finally getting himself permabanned there. Mods have since removed the comment stream, but it was pretty vitriolic.
I don't remember exactly, but didn't Bonermancers Prima story belong here?
Postin pastebin.com/BWJWfj6n
Please come back.
>>25767866
Got a faint memory of how it went down by chance?
>>25767803
Pretty good. Though every once in a while I did go to photoshop just to modify the clarity so I can see it better.
>>25767717
He's too mad to.
Unless a certain someone wants to come here to prove me wrong.
>>25766634
I always wondered; why the octopus tentacles? I think the movies had them more like a whip than an appendage with a suction cups.
Not to say that she can't do it, but I've seen it around a lot.
>>25767960
That's pretty good. Saving for later.
Didn't the we have two stories going on at once when it rudely died while the Writefags were asleep? Two pretty good ones? I feel like knowing how they ended.
>>25767971
>Got a faint memory of how it went down by chance?
Basically, people commenting on his picture were saying how much they liked his work, and he was going on about how he just made it to mess with peoples' heads, and therefore found their compliments utterly without value. A mod turned up and tried to calm the situation, but "chat" kept carrying on about how he didn't care, and that everyone's taste was "shit", and finally he got banned. His work still gets posted.
>>25767971
Are you trying to call who I think you're trying to call?Too bad it was the wrong number
>>25767977
couldn't tell you why.
>>25768071
An everlasting middle finger eh? Funny.
>>25768074
Maybe I am maybe I'm not. Depends who's askin'.
>>25768077
Yeah me neither. Ain't complaining though.
>>25768093
>An everlasting middle finger eh? Funny.
Top kek, but not quite everlasting, since the mods purged the comment thread. I kinda wish I'd screencapped it now.
>>25768071
>>25768111
Oh look, it's not gone, I was just looking for it in the wrong place. Here it is in all its glory, culminating in his being "sent to the moon"
https://derpiboo.ru/891629?scope=scpeea4169cb79071464b97efdb8b4bca7746d4e46b1
>>25768141
>all its glory
Well, less those comments that the mods deleted.
>>25768141
Man. What a talentful dick.
>>25767977
>I always wondered; why the octopus tentacles?
Because octopus tentacles are sexier than whip-like ones. Pic related.
>>25768549
That's a nice opinion.
Which I actually might agree with. Though I'm still a fan of tendrils.
>>25763894
Wonder if the person who drew this would feel like drawing another.
Wonder if the tumblr is still active.
>>25768883
Still active: http://dunkinponuts.tumblr.com/
And a bit of history, partly to keep the thread alive...
>>25769335
I know my history, teacher. At least the beginning portion of it.
>>25769226
It's been a while.
>>25769335
>tfw you see your own comment from when it started.
>>25769742
Feels good, don't it?
Imagine the lowly artist who draw who unknowingly gave birth to a pretty odd following.
>>25769422
>I know my history, teacher.
Eh, I thought so, but I was bored. Maybe some random lurkers or newfags that wander in here can learn something.
>>25770180
Probably.
It's starting to confuse me how the others haven't rallied up here yet, speaking of history. Given up? Too busy?
>>25770204
In all honesty, this sort of thing is probably kind of an acquired taste.
>>25770466
Damn straight. Glad I acquired it.
Here's to hoping you guys can make it last this time. See ya.
Needs more Thingpone
>>25769335
fascntng
> tfw THE THING is still the only movie to spook me
I hear benningsthing scream in my nightmares.
>>25774000
What about the prequel? The one where everyone but the prop makers decided it'll be better to paint over everything in CGI?
>>25765856
Wonder why her other half isn't floppy. Not that I wouldn't appreciate the gesture.
>>25766634
>pic
>>25769842
You mean when Nips drew the first pic of her?
>>25766600
Fuuukkk. This is what happens the one day decide to skip /mlp/ in favor of more /pol/ for the day, a wild Thingpone thread appears. I got about 1.5k words. Have been experiencing some serious writers block which is why I have not posted a chapter in more than a week, but I did write about 1k words yesterday. Gonna really try to wring out my creative muscles to finish the chapter I have partially in mind today.
Well shit, you guys are still alive for more than a day.
>>25775335
You outta be ashamed, farts.
>>25775276
That's exactly what I mean.
Because the world needs more cuddly eldritch abominations.
>>25763796
>You will never have a waifu that can double as a comfy hoodie
>>25775604
Would there ever be a choice between the the two?
>>25775604
Carrying your waifu all day long.
>>25775604
That's what imagination is for.
>>25775977
Thanks for the newly acquired fetish
>>25776146
Anytime, Anon.
>>25775977
Took me a while to realize that it's a hoodie and not a flag on a flagpole.
Ya dun goofed, Thingpone...
>>25776917
Nothing should fuck with pink.
>>25776917
>>25777235
One fucks with Ponka at one's peril.
Lazy Bird
>>25767472
I want to see Thingpone fuck Anon on a bed that is made of her. A bed that tends to join in on the sex talk as they do it. Which mostly consists of the bed just saying Yeah! and repeating whatever lewd thing Thingpone said.
>>25778476
That's uncouth.
>>25779280
Not even a gif.
You don't care do you?
>>25779280
About time MacReady.
>>25779451
Yeah? Fuck you too!
>>25779491
Maybe later. We're all here for Thing after all, star of the thread.
>>25778476
>Anon goes to sleep in his bed for the night.
>Odd, the bedsheets felt a little more fleshy and warm than usual
>Too tired to care
>Tries to roll over but the covers won't budge
"What the hell?"
>"Hey Nony!"
"GAH!! Who's there?"
>"Guess"
"T-Thingpone? Is that you? Why can't I move?"
>Anon felt a slimy tendril slide around his neck and slid back where it came from
>Anon shivered
"What are you doing?"
Tell me /mlp/ what is Thingpone doing?
>>25780211
obviously they gonna fuck
>>25779280
>>25779457
>>25780211
Catering to my fetish in a roundabout way it seems.
>>25780211
A perma hug for the night.
>>25780211
She's got some new ideas for appendages she wants to try out on you.
>>25781010
And orifices too, for that matter...
What's going on with you guys anyways?
>>25780211
>"Awww! I just thought you needed some company tonight!"
>Thingpone giggled manically.
>The bedsheets and covers fused together, encasing Anon in a fleshy, muscular mass.
>Countless lubricated, slimy tentacles groped anon's ass and slid into his anus.
>It was like being tickled, Anon tried to squirm out of the way but the tendrils effortlessly slid in and explored his anatomy and the fleshy encasement kept him from doing much more than squirm a little. They spread his cheeks apart and violated his inner sanctum.
"I-I need an adult!"
>Anon felt a wet muscly tentacle on his cheek. It was Thingpone's tongue, her head was hovering above his, it has sprouted from the fleshy mass that had encased him. The tongue pressed against his face and left a long trail of slime as it retracted back into her mouth.
"mmmmmm.... I love the taste of fear!"
>The tiny tendrils suddenly began groping, squeezing and vibrating against the prostate organ located deep within his anus and massaged the root of the penis's shaft that was located deep within the pelvis.
>The muscle surrounding anon retreated around the penis allowing it to grow harden as the tendrils stimulated Anon's sexual organs located in the deepest part of the pelvis. Anon began breathing deeply and Thinpone bit Anon's lip.
>Anon strained against his bondage as his dick yearned release but Thing 's muscle tightened around him not letting him move.
>"Oooohhh! Frisky aren't you? Want some help with that?"
"*Gasp* please!"
>>25783699
>A tendril traced up the shaft of anon's dick and it made him shiver in anticipation.
>"Well, since you asked nicely, i'll help you out!"
>Her tongue slid out of her mouth and lapped the precum and snaked around his dick in a helix. Her tongue kept sliding down the shaft until it got to his balls. The tip of her tongue began groping and gently squeezing them. She kept him at the edge of an orgasm bud did not let him release.
>As her first tongue was busy she grew a second head out of her muscle to talk to Anon.
>"This is payback for the time you kept tickling me after I gave you the safeword. You know I have a weakness for tickles and you took advantage of me. You are lucky that I have a fetish for helplessness."
"I'm *gasp* sorry *gasp* just- please!"
>Thingpone grew a foreleg and patted him in the head with a hoof.
>"That's alright, I forgive you. Just remember the safeword next time or maybe next time i'll assimilate your penis and give you a vagina for a few days as punishment, after I fuck it of course."
"I might actually want to try that."
>Thingpone's eyebrow rose.
>Her foreleg morphed into a giant horsecock.
>"Next time Anon"
>She patted his head with the floppy appendage.
>Her first head dived down and began sucking on anon's poor desperate cock.
>Her second head smacked her lips.
>"You know, Anon. You have tasty cum. Lots of interesting DNA combinations.
>Anon was too busy gasping and orgasming to care.
>Anon soon fell asleep, satisfied and Thingpone released her restrictive muscle to deform into a warm cover of flesh and snuggled herself comfortably around anon.
>>25783716
Unf
>>25783716
I also have a fetish for helplessness. Bondage, essentially. Dangerous girls too. I likes this.
>>25784829
i dont
boop
All of this talk about having their way with Thing.
I'd totally just chill with her.
>>25780565
Blank Bon is better
Totally digging the fact that this thread still lives..
>>25786787
We ain't doin much though.
>>25786830
I'll see if I can serve up some green later, if I have time after I finish the things I need to get done.
>>25786830
>>25786981
Welp, I am at 2.5k words. Real good chance of submitting a chapter today. Maybe i'll stop with a cliffhanger to leave myself with a prompt for next time. Sorry about cliffhangers but it really helps with motivation to write.
>>25786981
>>25787049
I for one, eat my greens.
It's probably night for some of you.
What would Thing dream about?
>>25787846
assimilating every living organism
>>25787846Hugs
>>25787862
I like this one better
>>25787874
>>25787846
Thing's mind was corrupted when she assimilated a pony. Now all she wants to do is make friends and learn about love.
In her dreams her true nature tries to assert itself. She dreams about devouring other life forms and assimilating their useful characteristics in an orgy of Darwinian evolution gone mad.
She awakes from these dreams in cold sweats, hugging herself as she sobs, shaking with fear.
These dreams only make her more clingy, and determined to be as friendly as possible.She doesn't know she's terrifying
>>25788142
I want to hug Thingpony now
You Thingfuckers deserve to burn.
>>25779457
>>25779451
That's not me.
>>25788195
>More than one MacReady
Welp, only one way to fix that.
>>25788195
Don't worry guys.
I am the real MacReady.
Let's get some smoothies downstairs, yo. I stored them in the basement to preserve them.
>>25788142
daww
in a horrifying sort of way
>>25788195
>You Thingfuckers deserve to burn.
>"But... but... but..."
>Thingpone starts to cry
>>25788329
So yeah, mutual suspicion is kinda pointless now, isn't it?
Want a drink?
>>25788329
Awesome let's go
>>25788419
I don't give a fuck how many tear ducts you're leaking from you amalgamation of alien shit. Christ only knows how much the population is infected now because OP wanted to get his dick wet and possibly chewed off in your toothy vagina.
>>25788419
Look at that turbo nerd. A pair of thick glasses away from looking the part.
>Someone called a 'MacCready'?
>>25788419
Is that a pimple near her mouth or an opening?
Either way; qt.
>"I can become anypony you want me to be, Anon..."
>"Kinda..."
>"Maybe with a little more practice..."
So, eh, what if Thing got caught in a turbine and you need to untangle her.
>>25789972
Can I squeeze your tentacles.
>>25789983
>"Um, is it okay with you if they squeeze back?"
>"Come hug me, Anon..."
>>25790817
You know, I just might.
>>25788142
No one deserves to dream such horrors.
Not even a /b/tard
Incoming green, written on-the-fly, so it might suck, who knows.
>Netflix and chill night, chez Anon.
>'Cept your internet connection sucked way too much for Netflix.
>So you settle for renting some DVDs and picking up a pizza.
>You enter your comfy dwelling, closing the door and fumbling for the lightswitch.
>You hear a slimy, crackling sound above you and your eyes instinctively jerk to the ceiling.
>A horrifying mass of tortured flesh and bone, waving slimy tendrils around.
>You sigh and hit the lights.
"Cut it out, Thingpone. The gag's gotten stale."
>The mass of flesh drops to the floor at your feet, and with a hideous crackling sound twists in upon itself, growing fur and reducing its number of eyes from seventeen to a more conventional two, peering out from under a lustrous orange mane.
>It resolves into the shape of a pony and giggles at you.
>"Heh, sorry, not sorry, Anon. It was fun while it lasted though."
>Suddenly she elongates, wrapping herself twice around your leg, and twice around your torso, before popping up beside you and giving you a peck on the cheek.
>"So what's up for tonight, Anon?
(1/?)
>>25791028
how does this place make a horrifying alien abomination so cute
>>25791028
"I got a special treat for tonight, Thingie. Oh, have you ever had pizza?"
>She cocks her head to one side, thinking.
>"I don't think so,"
"Okay, two special things, then. Pizza, and scary movies!"
>Thingpone unwraps herself from you, laughing as she goes.
>"Oh Anon, you know there's almost nothing that frightens me! I'm immune to almost every form of physical harm!"
"Oh, I think I can find something. Head on into the living room and make yourself comfy"
>"Heh, challenge accepted, Anon."
>She trots off while you set the pizza box on the kitchen counter and put two piping hot slices on each plate, two for you and two for Thing.
>You bring in the plates and the bag containing the DVDs, turn on your 84" flatscreen TV, open the Blu-Ray player and put in the first disc.
>You let Thingpone see the case. You don't want to ruin the surprise.
>Pizza on table, movie in player, now for the couch.
>You settle down, and Thingpone hops up beside you, settling herself in next to you.
>PLAY.
"I hope your body is ready, Thingie."
>First up, "Backdraft" (1991)
>>25791144
>backdraft
>>25791144
>You reach over and grab yourself a slice of pizza.
>For her part, Thingpone simply extends a pseudopod to her plate, which develops a wide, toothy maw and grabs a slice of pizza, chewing it noisily.
>You turn up the volume, grinning like the cat that ate the canary.
>And sure enough, the first time flames hit the screen...
>"SCREEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!" Since one mouth is full of pizza, three other mouths emerge and repeat the unearthly scream.
>Thingpone leaps into the air and lands in your lap, from which position she basically envelops you from knees to neck.
"Oof! What the..."
>Momentarily startled, you realize that this is her version of cuddling for comfort when she buries her head under your chin, shivering.
"There, it's okay..."
>You stroke your own belly, which has the effect of stroking Thingpone, since she is clinging to you almost literally like a second, soft, furry skin.
>An eye on a stalk momentarily appears in a surface of her facing the screen, but seeing flame it emits a frightened squeak and is quickly retracted.
>"Okay, Anon, I take it back, this movie is TERRIFYING!"
/Heh, mission accomplished.../
"Come on, Thingpone, you know I wouldn't let anything hurt you. This is a great flick though, you really ought to watch."
>You pat her again.
>"You promise Anon?"
"Sure."
>"O-o-okay."
>Hesitantly she turns her head and tentatively opens an eye.
>She still remains firmly wrapped around you like a living blanket.
>You can feel her heart beat.
>And every time she gets scared, her heart quickens and her entire body tightens, like a warm, furry, all-over hug."
(3/?)
>>25791230
what's backdraft?
>>25791144
>You let Thingpone see the case. You don't want to ruin the surprise.
So you mean... you DON'T let her see the case?
>>25791327
>>25791321
>Thingpone remains wrapped around you for the rest of the movie, but gets more and more into it as she follows the story.
>You reach for another slice of pizza, but with another frightened squeak, a trio of tendrils emerges and grabs your arm, pulling it back into your and Thingpone's side.
>You can't help but chuckle.
>A few scenes later you hear her cheer, and realize that she is rooting for the firefighters.
"Heh, I knew you'd like this movie."
>Thingpone's mass tightens and ripples against you in response.
>By the end of the film she feels much better, and turns your arm loose.
/Finally!/
>You grab your second slice of pizza and scarf it down.
>Finally, end credits.
>Thingpone unwraps herself from you a bit, so she can look you in the eye.
>"Okay, you were tight, that was pretty cool, watching that with the knowledge that it couldn't hurt me."
>"You still should have warned me about it though, you're lucky I didn't defensively assimilate you."
"Aw, what fun would that have been?"
>Thingpone actually laughs.
>"Oh, you're going to pay for that, Anon. Make no mistake."
>The part of her wrapped around your crotch grinds against you, as she looks you in the eyes and grins mischievously.
"Hey, stop it."
>As much as she would clearly wish otherwise, you still weren't in any way comfortable with the thought of intimate relations.
>Plus, you doubted her motives, to be honest.
>Did she want to share herself with you, or just collect genetic information from you?
"You ready for another one?"
>Thingpone's eyes go wide and she hesitates.
>Just for a moment.
>"YES!"
>She unwraps herself from you so you can get up to change discs.
"The next one's a classic!"
>You reach into the bag and pull out the second DVD in your "scare Thingpone film festival"...
>"The Towering Inferno" (1974)
(4/4)
>>25791479
Yes. I did warn you I was writing on-the-fly.no safety net
>>25791095
Lots and lots of practice, and keeping an open mind.
>>25791592
that was pretty slammin' jammin' budster keep 'em comin'.
>>25791028
>>25791144
>>25791321
>>25791592
I don't bother with Pastebins or Desu or anything like that, so if you wish to archive it somewhere, feel free. Feel free also to fix my typos if you do, I'm don't really feel very attached to them.
>>25791321
>pseudopod
I need more words like this.
>>25768074
>mfw its the wrong number
>>25791606I may also be somewhat inebriated.
>>25791592
>>A few scenes later you hear her cheer, and realize that she is rooting for the firefighters.
>She especially seems to like Kurt Russell's character.
>This makes you giggle for some reason.
Does this remind you of someThing?
>>25792712
Makes me wonder why no drawfag's done a sequence of Thingaling assuming the appearance of all the pony races. Princess Thingpone and crystal Thingpone complete with Crystal Empire hair bun would be a joy to see.
>>25792712
Not really. I mean, it's a bat. Other than that no.
Bumping with imagery before I pass out for the night. Pleasant dreams, faggots.
>All these fake MacReadys
I'm the real Mac.
http://pastebin.com/junHBUSc
>>25793447
They are all Thingpone clones.
Goodnight bamp and may Thingy replace your bedsheets in your sleep.
>>25796229
She's carrying a letter.
But where is the note?
>>25763796
>Janitors are driving to the supermarket to buy hot pockets
FIFY
>>25796499
An excellent meme.
If you give a Thing a cookie, she's going to ask for a glass of milk.
>"Aw, your bunny is so cute! Can I hold him?"
>>25797539
I like to think that she forgot to disguise and tried to mimic her.
>>25794533
Does she just fail to stay solid when she's asleep?
>>25798304
If she's not paying attention to things (for example, sleeping) her body will quietly revert to its natural state, whatever that is. Maintaining a particular form does require a degree of concentration.
Also see >>25788142 for what else might happen while Thingpone sleeps.
>You're in the shower.
>Scrubbing the four key areas.Armpits, asshole, crotch and teeth.
>It's a great way to start the day.
>After you rinse off, you turn off the water, open the door, and reach for your fluffy bath towel.
>Grabbing hold, you start drying your head as you step out onto your fluffy bath mat.
>You wrap your fluffy towel around yourself and begin drying your chest.
>Your fluffy bath mat feels kinda weird.
>Wait, you don't have a fluffy bath mat.
>You look down.
>The fluffy bath mat looks up at you.
>"Well, hello there, Anon!" says your fluffy towel.
>The two fluffy items are connected by a fluffy pseudopod.
"Gah!!"
>Suddenly about a dozen mouths open up on your fluffy towel and your fluffy bath mat.
>From each mouth, tongues of varying shapes and sizes slither out and begin to lick you everywhere.
>And I do mean everywhere.
>Two thick tongues wrap around your legs.
"Thingpone! What in the none hells are you doing?!!"
>"You said you were going to take a bath," a newly-formed mouth replies, "I just thought I'd help. Want me to scrub your back?"
>A large, rough tongue slides all over your back.
"Ge-hehe-ha-ha-ha... Stop it, Thing, I'm... HA... I'm ticklish!!"
>"I know!"
>You struggle to free yourself, but Thingpone keeps you helpless with laughter until she's licked every drop of water off you.
>"There we are, all clean now!" She unwraps herself from you and congeals back into her pony form.
>You open the door, pick her up, put hor down pointedly outside the door, and close the door.
"BATH TIME IS PRIVATE TIME, THINGPONE!"
>And now you need another shower.Goddammit Thingpone...
Some additional thoughts on Thingpone, take as cues for ye olde greentext or whatevs...
Though she is more or less benign, and doesn't realize how terrifying she is, she has learned that she can provoke fearful reactions from Anon.
Thingpone finds Anon's fear of her adorable, and it's even kind-of a turn-on for her.
So the more scared Anon gets, the hornier Thingpone gets.
Anon have lived with her for a short time now, so he's used to her general appearances and some of her pranks.
Though Anon's comfort level has stretched to permit living with a cuddly eldritch abomination, the thought of doing THAT with her gives Anon the screaming heebie-jeebies.
He thinks she's just out to collect genetic information from him.
So ask yourself, is she or isn't she? Would Anon willingly a Thingpone, or leap screaming through the window and vanish, naked, into the night?
That ought to be enough dramatic tension for most writefags.
>>25798675
Little monster is a little cute. Mac can't say otherwise.
>>25798836
I just take it as "She knows she's not normal here, but really doesn't how unnormal everyone thinks she is."
>>25798836
What if there was a medium?
>>25791683
That's a real slammin jammin jokester, budster
New chapter is up!
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/258844/blossomthing
I hope you all enjoy! Please tell me your thoughts. A little light on biological horrors this chapter, but next chapter should be much more of an abomination.
>>25763796
>Janitors driving to work
>child labor laws
>>25801003
>>25801003
I'll be on it in a jiffy.
>>25801334
Is that what Blossom looks like? I always imagined a darker shade.
Good to know
>>25798392
So if you spook here suddenly, will it just completely explode for a moment before pulling itself back together?
Bampper
>>25763970
Because it's always real thing hours somewhere...
>>25802710
Tell me something I don't know
Perhaps there are some things that you shouldn't tell Thongpone...
>>25803143
Yeah like how the tooth fairy is real.
And then say she actually isn't real. Crush her "Get rich quick" scheme as soon as it starts.
>>25763921
>attempt reverse image search
>discover nothing
WHAT IS IT ANON.
WHAT HAVE YOU SEEN?
>>25801463
>So if you spook here suddenly, will it just completely explode for a moment before pulling itself back together?
See >>25776917
>>25803143
I feel like there's some missing context in that image.
>>25803210
https://derpibooru.org/971712
I'm not sure if this is related but I am going to post it anyway.
>“When I count to three, I’ll open my eyes and try to find you!”
>“1…2…3!”
>“Ready or not, here I come!”
>>25803316
Good old Thing.
>>25803361
Great method to prank a naive pony. Tell 'em you're really good at puppetry and robotics.
>>25803408
Or just scare them shitless for Halloween.
>>25803465
That's still a prankbro
>>25803304
Thanks m80
>>25788543
Oh shut up Macready, You look like Broteam with your shitty beard an hair.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKtQSWvh8zk
What if, like, Thing tried to transform into Macready for old times sake.
But forgot she (might of) never collected the genetic data and just settles making a poorly groomed beard and a wig resembling him?
>>25803143not getting good, you fag.
>>25803143
I like this comic.
>>25803143
well she should
>>25803143
That third panel always gets a giggle out of me.
Some activity involving Thang.
>"I decided to try out some new outfits. What do you think, Anon?"
>>25807813
>"Or do you prefer the classic outfit?"
>>25807813
I like Classic better.
>>25807857
>>25807813
The one on the right looks pretty cute.
But i like classic more.
>>25767472
Someone could do a longcat picture of her.
Anon holding her under her forelegs at the top of an apartment block, thingpone stretching all the way to the bottom, her lower half terrorising the inhabitants further down the apartment block.
>>25807813
>trying on some new outfits
>not wearing the skin of dead ponies
>not sure how I feel about this
>>25807995
Sounds like a good way to take the pie on the window ledge and share it with your partner.
>>25808156
>the skin of dead ponies
>"Oh, er..."Thingpone hastily hides pile of bones and entrails she excavated from three ponies
>>25807995
>>25808448
Let there be green...
>"Okay Anon, be sure to hold on tight to my legs now..."
"You know it."
>You are on the roof of Sugarcube Corner with your best pranking buddy, Thingpone.
>You firmly grasp her hind hooves.
>She helps out by growing some tendrils from her withers which wrap around your wrists.
>Her plot grows a face that looks at you sternly.
>"I mean it, Anon, hold on!"
"Okay, it won't be like last time, I Pinkie promise. Geez."
>As her body elongates, the secondary butt-face disappears except for one eye on a stalk.
>A tentacle emerges, points at the eye, then points at you.
>Thingpone's body stretches longer, and longer.
>Her entire anatomy becomes distorted, her forelegs becoming pseudopods with small toothy mouths on the end.
>One of them grows another eye.
>Target acquired!
>Mrs. Cake had set a pie out to cool on the window sill.
>"Almost there!"
>"Just a little further..."
>The toothy pseudopods latch onto the pie plate.
>"GOT IT!"
"Whoa, Thingpone, that was kinda loud."
>And it has attracted attention.
>Lily, passing by at this opportune juncture, hears Thingpone's cry of triumph.
>Thingpone, in elongating, has abandoned most of her pony form.
>There is this long, ropy tube of raw flesh, with bones and viscera sticking out at odd angles.
>Lily gasps and points, "THE HORROR!! THE HORROR!!"
"Jig's up, Thing!!"
>"Ohshit!"
>A horrified crowd gathers as Thingpone, still clinging to the pie, retracts up the side of the building to you.
>You grab the pie from her as soon as it comes into view.
>"HEY! My pie!!!" you hear Mrs. Cake cry out.
"Time to go, Thingpone! Plan B!"
>Thingpone nods and climbs up on your back, securing herself in place with thick, muscular tentacles.
>She sprouts bat wings.
>You run towards the roof's edge and leap off.
>Thingpone's wings fill with air, and you soar away together, clutching the pie.
"HA HA HA HA HA!!! Later fagets!!!"
>The ponies in the square below rage.Fucking aliens!!!
>>25808803
Those darn kids, destroying and reassembling their anatomy, when will they learn?
>>25809352
Star eyed lovers.
>>25807813
I like the blue one,Maybe I'll write some greentext of her later. Like a second thingpone.
>>25810131
Blue and purple are qts.
>>25810131
Sounds good.
>>25810058
>mfw someone posts my sketch
Thingpone knows you're scared of spiders...
Okay, choose...
Oops...
Roight den.
>Your walking back to your apartment.
>It's been a long day.
>You worked at the local hayburger.
>Or at least you use to.
>Up until you spilt hay grease on your manager.
>Then you got the slip.
>You sigh heavily to yourself.
>Walking through the park you hear the fresh snow crunch beneath your hooves.
>You sit on a nearby bench and take the pink slip out of your pack and read it.
>You look up.
>Your blinded for a couple seconds by bright lights.
>You regain vision and see it's two police officers.
>"Miss?"
"Yes officer?"
>"Have you seen this pony in your travels?"
>He shows you a picture of a tan pony with burgundy hair.
"No officer, I haven't."
>"Ok, thank you for your time miss, uh."
"Gaunt."
>"I'm sorry?"
"Gaunt, Terma Gaunt, that's my name."
>"Right, right."
>The two of them give you weird looks as they walk away.
>Ok...
>.
>Your reaching your apartment now.
>You decide to cut through an alleyway to save time.
>Upon entering you hear a sort of whooshing noise.
>Looking behind you you see nothing of note.
>You decide to quicken your pace as you hear sirens in the distance.
>You hear a crash.
>Quickly turning around you see it was just some trash cans.
>Suddenly more light blinds your eyes.
>"Freeze!"
"What?"
>"I said freeze!"
>You stand still.
>"I said..."
"Yes I know what you...
>You hear a low growl behind you.
...said"
>You barely get to see what it is before it grabs hold of your neck.
>You scream as you feel the thing wrap around your body.
>It's using you as a living shield!
>"Open fire!"
>You try to scream as the bullets hit your body but the thing has a death grip on your neck, chocking you.
>Your body goes numb, either from the pain or the death grip this thing has on you.
>Before you can perceive what is happening your whisked away somewhere else.
>When your senses come to you find yourself in a ramshackle house.
>You suddenly feel blades pierce your neck as some sort of fluid enters your body.
>You quickly feel drowsy and pass out.
Well look at that, there's a Thingpone toy...
>>25811722
>You shoot up.
>Upon a quick look around you notice your in your apartment.
>...
>You have a splitting headache.
>Walking into your bathroom you look at yourself in the mirror.
>You don't see any marks on your neck or a holes on your body.
>Must have been a dream.
>You splash cold water on your face waking you up.
>Wiping your face with a towel you stare at yourself in the mirror.
>You notice something strange about your eyes.
>You watch as your pupils turn from round to slits.
>What the fuck!
>Upon checking your mouth you notice that you have fangs.
>Your tounge is smaller and is split at the end.
>Leaning back you lose your footing and fall backwards.
>You feel two more limbs amerge out of your shoulders stopping the fall.
>Standing yourself back up you watch a they merge back to normal.
>It feels almost natural and more than a little weird.
>Stepping out of the bathroom you lay on the couch unsure of what you suppose the do with yourself.
>Staring at the ceiling you space out deeply thinking of nothing.
>"Hey at least turn on the TV while your at it!"
"Ok alright."
>You see the remote on the other side of the room.
>You sigh to yourself.
>Suddenly it comes to you.
>Reaching out you focus on extending your arm to grab the remote.
>Slowly but steadily your body shifts and distorts to answer your call.
>once you have it you turn on the Television.
>"Thanks."
"Don't metion... ...wait what the fuck!?"
>You look around trying to find the source of the voice.
>"Hey down here!"
>Looking at your tail you see it morph into some kind of face.
"Holy shit!"
>"Whoa! Whoa! Easy! Easy!" your tail shouts.
>The voice is strangly masculine.
>You just stare at him speechless.
>>25811722
Dubs demand that you continue. (1/?)
>>25812260
Dat timestamp...
>>25810488
That's quite a thing to swallow.
>>25811753
Well shit.
That's actually pretty good looking. You made/requested that or did you find it online?
>>25812252
>"So what's your name." Your tail asks you it's singular eye staring at you.
>You snap out of your thirty yard stare.
"T-Terma, Terma Gaunt."
>"Well Terma my name is ripper."
>How quaint.
>"Nice to meet you!"
>Your tail sprouts an extra arm and reaches forward.
>You slowly shake it.
>"Yes, yes, well met. Now then!"
>You feel your body being thrusted off the couch.
>You no longer have control of you body.
"Hey what the hell!?"
>"Now now! We must find thingpone if we're gonna make your body more maluble!"
>He carries you into your bedroom.
"Maluble! Why hell would I want to be more maluble!?"
>"Because..."
>You feel yourself be forced upright to stand on your hind legs.
>You feel a sharp pain as cracks are heard coming from your back.
"Ow! What the fuck!?"
>"...if we make your body more maluble that won't hurt, as much."
"Just give me my body back!"
>"Ok fine."
>with a good thump you fall face first onto the floor.
"Ow..."
>You hear hoofsteps infront of you.
>"Thingpone!"
>Looking up you see the pony infront of you.
>Tan with burgundy hair.
>Just like the picture.
>You sigh.
>You feel a sharp pain as your body reverts to it's standard form.
>You release short grunts as you stare eye to eye with thingpone.
>...
"So, uh."
>"uh."
>You both look away awkwardly.
"So... ...why me?"
>"We needed someplace to hide."
"We?"
>"Me and skele."
>Without questioning who skele is you continue.
"Well I guess you can stay here for now. I mean, I guess we're the same species."
>You leave to go back to watching TV.
>But you lose control of your body as you turn around.
"Not again!"
>Thingpone looks at you.
>"Hey Thingpone!" Ripper exclaims. "Give her some more of that liquid!"
"No I don't mpf!"
>You feel as your mouth seals shut preventing you from speaking.
>You feel as thingpone binds around you puncturing you in multiple places.
>You feel as more liquid enters your bloodstream from multiple points.
>Instead of drowsyness you feel a burning feeling echo inside your body.
>>25812945
>You feel as your body heats up making you body warmer and warmer.
>Blood rushes to your face as you release soft moans and grunts.
>You slowly relax as you fall into a trance let the changes take over.
>You can't feel half of your body anymore.
>"Terma?" Ripper exclaims.
>Your slowly awaken out of your doziness.
>"Terma!?"
"Mph."
>You still can't speak.
>"Terma! Wake up!"
>Snapping to you look down to see half your body has melted into a pool of flesh.
>You try to scream but all that comes out are loud purrs and grunts.
>"It's ok. Easy. Just focus."
>Stretching yourself out you watch as your hind quarters form out of the blue pool.
>"Good, good, it's ok your just learning. Now just one step at a time."
>Slowly but steadily you put on hoof forward.
>The simple matter of walking seems almost alien to you but after a couple minutes of walking around your room you get use to it.
>Entering the living room you see thingpone sitting on the couch watching TV.
>You walk over to the fridge and after grabbing a drink of water, you join thingpone on the couch.
>"Hey Thingpone!" Ripper shouts.
>Thingpone turns her head towards your tail.
>"Want to see some thing funny?"
>She nods.
>Oh boy.
>Mere seconds pass before you feel the squishiness of your seat.
>The two of them giggle as you look down in horror to see that Ripper had taken control of your bowels and you rush to the bathroom, pissing yourself all the way.
>You lock yourself in the bathroom.
"Ripper!"
>"What?"
>You sit down into a puddle of piss Ripper had ironically made you.
"Why would you do that?"
>"Oh come on it was worth a good laugh."
>You sigh.
>You sit in silence for a couple minutes.
>You can hear thingpone laughing in the background.
>"She hasn't laughed in a long time."
"..."
>"Alright you sorrypuss."
>You remain silent as Ripper takes control of your body.
>"Lets get you cleaned up."
>You manage a weak smile as he carries you into the tub.
I want to play videogames with thingpone.
>>25813564
Pretty cool. Thingpone seems to have no character tho. She just seems to sit there
>>25814113
Well, yeah I guess she literally just sits there, and I may work on her character later on but I fell that currently it's about the relationship between Terma and Ripper.
>>25813564
That's all folks! I'm done for tonight!
Pastebin:
http://pastebin.com/DyFHrULc
>>25814031
>Get online
>She snatches your headset and her voice starts to get more and more distorted as things escalate
>Eventually it just sounds like ten voices are speaking at once
>People on the other end call her a faggot with a voice changer
>Thing is defeated.
>>25814406
thanks suitcase
>>25817391
>>25818032
I bet you can't do that a third time.
>Thingpony comes to Anon.
>Has embarrasing secret to tell him.
>Thingpony can't read and needs someone to teach her.
>Does not trust Twilight because she hangs out with firebreathing dragon.
>Would much rather Anon teach her.
>>25818265
>Read Hop On Pop to her.
>>25814507
kek
>>25808803
Go back to ponychan you shit-tier writefag.
>>25818575
Well good morning to you to.
>>25818575
Welp, bye, then.
>>25818709
It's not really a good morning.
That's the joke, right?
>>25819409
Remember to take your Thing out on a walk daily.
