"P-Please be gentle..."
unf
>>25761347
>those books
cumming
and pls tell me there's a super lewd version
>>25761347
>my best friend Luna
I fucking love that story.
>>25761736
https://derpibooru.org/1043893
>>25761793
Thanks anon
Moar phones in sexy clothes
I really like herdress
>>25761347
>dat bulge
Mm~ we trap now?
>>25761995
>bulge
It's pone pussy lips, Anon.
Go back there your trap threads
>>25762012No.
>>25761793
>crotchtits
why do people even like that shit?
it's disgusting af
>>25762190
Crotchtits
>>25762190
fucking filthy casual
>>25761765
Link?
>>25762190
wew lad
>>25762190
>not wanting sweet pony teats
>not wanting to feel your balls slap against the swollen breasts of your pregnant pony waifu
>not closing your eyes and pretending it's balls
>not closing your eyes and thinking of Braeburns sweet apple ass.
fucking normies ruined 4chan
>>25762190
Normie get out reee
>>25761793
If only they'd just taken the panties off.
>>25762190
>>25762240
>>25762264
I wish neo-/mlp/ would just leave already.
>>25761347
This guy needs to make more porn
>>25762277
>not enjoying soft, plush titties smushing against your balls as your grab onto that pliant pony plot
>>25761347
>>25761793
Toppest of unfsBut this Anon is right >>25762282
>>25762190
>>25761347
The best part about this pic is that it means another story's out to go with it.
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/302764/command-me
>>25761980
I wanna hotdog bookhorse's fat, jiggly flanks.
>>25762458
Kinda shit though
>>25762747
tell him whats shit about it so it stops being so shit
>not liking crotchtits
what the hell senpai
>>25762811
>implying
>>25762190
>Yfw
>>25762861
anyone has the playpony edit for that pic?
>>25762877
>>25762950
ah thanks man
>>25762190
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_GruNNmbKM
>>25763056
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0bqMeKz6MuJ
>>25761793
I prefer this version
https://derpiboo.ru/1043894
>>25763620
>https://derpiboo.ru/1043894
the perfect spread
>>25762277
I know Mlp has always been proud of how degenerate they can get, but still
>>25763982
you want to fucka pony but are disturbed by the fact they have crotchtits?
Geez, I bet when you sleep with a woman you cover up her tits too because they are "icky".
Fag.
>>25763982
How's your first week on 4chan?
>>25764027
its not this exactly, but close
>>25762747
What's shit about it, friend?
>>25764220
i find porn to be hotter the closer it is to anatomically correct.
>>25764027
You must be special kind of blind, when you missed:
">not wanting to feel your balls slap against the swollen breasts of your pregnant pony waifu
>not closing your eyes and pretending it's balls
>not closing your eyes and thinking of Braeburns sweet apple ass."
>>25765210
why do you have a waifu, faggot?
>>25761347
Why do I want this to be a trap?
>>25765259
Because you're a fucking faggot? Go back to your containment thread.
>>25762279
>>25763056
>>25763090
reddit cancer
>>>/out/
>not liking crochtits
I mean I can see the point when they're ridiculously massive but come on otherwise they're sexy as fuck
https://derpibooru.org/42443
>>25762190
Rev up those trash cans.
>>25761347
No.
>>25761347
Oh, don't worry, I will
>About to berate some guy for not liking crotchtits
>Stop and realize I was the same way around three years ago
Well
Fuck
>>25765259
because you're gay, and also because it would make it like three times hotter
>>25762190
>>25762190
Hey, some people don't like anal. I'm not judging anatomically correct pony equivalents of breasts.
>>25765874
>>25765874
>>25765874You know, might as well be that faggot and throw out a draw /r/ for anyone on the line.
Pone and horse sharing a double dildo, milking of both parties involved.
>>25765874
Is it alright for humans to ingest horse milk? I thought I heard somewhere that pony milk makes you sick, but I don't know about horse milk.
>>25766055
I heard it opens the portal to Equestria.
>>25766055
Certainly is. It's been consumed for thousands of years, people make cheese with it, even booze.
Fermented horse milk was the common souse of the Mongol peoples, for example.
>tfw you can't get aroused to most images
it makes it really hard to fap to non human
i've only clopped 3 timesteat twisting when?
>>25766190
teat twisting is good and all
but what about clit twisting
>>25766205
>>25766169
>>25766156
>>25761347
>>25761929
>>25761953
anyone have a pic like these of luna?
>>25766256
all I got
>>25766256
artist:Longinius
>>25764697
yeah, furry porn just looks stupid.
>>25765702
kek, same here.
>>25761347
Holy shit Anon just posting to say thanks, had to fap just when I saw it.
You're a respectable homosexual.
>>25766304
>>25766325
as the moon rises, so does my cock
>>25766169
>>25766197
>not realizing you can easily molest everything at once- ponut, horsepussy, crotchtits thanks to superior human hands
>>25766962
and that's why ponies find us hot
>>25765576
>ok man.
>>25761347
That's a dude.
>>25767967
You wish.
Just puffy
HORSE
PUSSY
>>25767967
Read the story it belongs to. That's all mare, baby, the artist also does his own fiction.
>>25768004
Either is fine.
>>25761347
name of character?
...she loooks underage. she's not underage is she?
>>25761347
I'm going in
page 8 bump
>>25768459
>>25761347
y-you too
>>25767967
fag
>>25769348
MaudxSpelunker
She is hopelessly turned on by his ability to worm high way between the tightest rock crevices...
Sucked a mare's nipples once. Kinda boring. She was old, though.
>>25765505
that is some very tasteful crotchboob, anon
>>25766149
This. It's popular with the fucking filthy mountain folk in Kyrgyzstan.
>>25769432
How did it happen and when?
>>25765505
>https://derpibooru.org/42443
Definitely Rareboobs there. No boulder holder required, merely lacy accents.
>>25770092
I was in love with a mare for a time. She started it. While I was cleaning her stall, she somehow stealthily backed into the stall and planet her ass cheeks on my shoulders. I figured she wanted me to do something. Eventually ended up tonguing both her holes and doing all kinds of shit. The nipples were only explored because they were the only thing I hadn't touched yet and I didn't want to leave them.
>>25770130
Could you be more descriptive?
Post more twilight you faggots
>>25770276
Sorry, bro. I've told this story like 4 times here. I'll give you a few highlights, though.
Her nipples tasted like... sweet dust? No idea how to describe it accurately.
Her ponut felt amazing, smelled and tasted like grass.
The other hole tasted like unseasoned pumpkin pie filling mixed with grass and sweat. Burned my throat quite a bit because all mammalian vaginas are naturally acidic to counter disease and infection.
The space around her bits was kind of like a socket, a cove for her nethers. It was really soft.
That patch of skin underneath the tail on that knob structure the tail hangs off of is called the "dock." It was extremely soft, like the inside of a dog's ears. She raised her tail enthusiastically every time I touched it and ended up raising it reflexively when I was around.
She liked hugs. A lot.
I loved that mare more than any human I've met. I liked her more, honestly. There was no lies or abuse between us. Nothing but mutual affection. I miss her.
>>25770291
k
>>25770358
How come you miss her? She die or something?
>>25770625
Moved away from her ~3 years ago. Drove within ~150 feet of her and still didn't see her just this last month. Hope she's alright. She was old but not unhealthy.
>>25769432
>>25770130
>>25770358
That's pretty gross, bro.
>>25770358
>>25770681
please stop making my heart ache.
>>25770358
Holy shit dude. I see you on every thread and now this shit.
What the fuck are you
Pic related
>>25771052
I only visit like... ~5 unique threads a week. I wonder why.
>>25771005
pic related
>>25770983
I pity you
>>25771052
Oh, yeah, I forgot. I get under a lot of people's skin. They see the arrogant glory that is my very self and recognize that the only possible way to contend with me is to impersonate me. Ironic how their only means of spiting me is through the greatest flattery.
I suppose you've seen the other impersonators. So maybe you haven't seen me around as you say.
>>25771100
>Pitying an anon who has way less mental issues than you do.
Nah man, he's right.
I can even understand some people wanting to fuck horses, but the way you write about how you think it was something more than fucking a horse is concerning.
>>25771174
>nothing but mutual pursuit of affection
>something more than fucking a horse
It's almost like these aren't the same thing.
There are like 5 or 6 levels of criticism I could offer you, but I'm just gonna leave that where it is unless you can get my confrontational nature going.
>>25771174
uhhhhh what? You can love a horse the same way you could love a human. Also how does he have mental abuse?
>>25771212
Whatever you say you sad man.
I really have nothing to gain by listening to your shitty reasoning about truly loving a fucking horse like a sentient person.
>>25771231
And some people love their cats like people too.
The cat is just to small for most to fuck.
If it's not some mental derangement then I don't know what it is.
It sure as fuck isn't normal.
>>25771241
I very much want you to know that I wear your agony proudly. You and I are both equally aware of why you say what you say. I'm just reminding you that you aren't fooling either of us. I do this because it amuses me.
>>25771231
He's not here to be right, Anon. He's pursuing excuses to avoid the temporary pains associated with the transition into a sincere mind. No matter how right you are, no matter how hard you hit him, he won't stay down, because lies are infinite. He can burn them like fuel forever.
Spend your synapses on pygmy mares or something. This one will only drain you.
>>25771241
>Normal
Where do you think you are?
>>25771282
I'm on a board about cartoon ponies with human-level intelligence and reasoning.
Not a zoofucker forum.
I think my autistic reasoning beats theirs out faggot.
>>25771307
>not a zoofucker forum
My ribs are on a fucking grill.
>>25771327
>Still replying to me.
Are you trying to prove something you deranged man?
It's clear our conversation will not go anywhere.
>>25771350
I got a hearty laugh out of it. It already went somewhere.
>>25771241
Its not physically possible for most humans to fuck a cat and usually if someone loves a cat they wouldn't force it to do anything sexual. just the fact that the horse was receptive and wasn't showing any signs of aggression just proves there is nothing wrong about him being sexual with said horse, plus if the horse didn't want him sexually she would have probably kicked him. by the way homosexuality was considered a mental health condition and now its normal, just because you dont agree with someones preferences doesn't mean they are mentally ill.
>>25771372
Glad you think so.
Clearly trying to rationalize your mental illness on an imageboard is the only thing you have to look forward to in your free time as your attention grabbing name implies.
I'd hate to take that away from you and won't bother trying.
>>25771409
My cat got into heat multiple times before I had her fixed.
I didn't consider fingering her even though I'm sure she would've been more than okay with it, but I like to think I'm not that far gone.
Take that however you want.
>Comparing loving human men to an animal.
lol
>>25761347
>rape
I say we have less bitching and more discussion of ponies in sexy outfits that make you doubt your capacity to remain mono-species in sex partners.And their anatomy.
>>25766156
>Hard and brutal anal rape
>>25771409
I'll just use the pony version of the obvious 4Chan response to this post.
>>25771444
Dem numbers.
>>25771437
Your elevated heart rate is tangible through the fiber optics.
>>25771455
>imlying I'm not already tri-species as far as sex partners are concerned
GET. ON. MY. FUCKING. LEVEL
>>25771546
Hey, just because my examples were women who were VERY into roleplaying and yours is a horse doesn't mean we can't understand each other./tg/, the only place where you'll actually run into people who end up with partners who'd like to be fucked as a halfling or perhaps a dark elf and dress appropriately
Annnyway,
https://derpibooru.org/890549
>>25771631
>celestia taking 3 dicks is suggestive
>very mild AJ upskirt is EXPLICIT
Player: Consistency has disconnected.
>>25771546
>Calm, concise argument as to why you are fucked up is an indication of me being mad.
Sorry anon, but no.
I just legit worry about some shit you may do in the future.
No anger, just concern.
I just hope somebody reaches out to you and helps you out or stops you before it's too late, though helping is probably way past gone.
You need Jesus tbqh famfam
But you knew that already or you wouldn't have posted what you did and then tried to antagonize me every step of the way when I give you the reply I'm sure you were seeking.
I've never been good at not feeding trolls, so that's my fault, really.
I'll let you get you next post in with whatever picture you have lined up and quit posting so you can win or whatever it is you do say to yourself.
>I sure showed that anonymous faggot today
You sure did son
>>25771658
My sympathy.
page 10 bump
>>25773085
>Bumping a thread to life when there is absolutely no content to be waiting on.
God damn it anon.
At least keep that shit contained to the generals.
What's wrong with you?
going back up
>>25765874
>not sucking on the crotchtits directly
>>25768188
What's the story? I NEED TO KNOW THE STORY
>>25771162
>spitting me is the greatest flattery
Go back to facebook you arrogant fuck
Clop thread
>>>/trash/555225
