It's Sun-day: let us bask in Princess Celestia's gentle radiance.
Let's make sure that this thread thrives and dies before next sunday this time. What most do you like about Celestia in comparison to the other alicorns?
Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/bMBZKBJg
>>25761072
Who are you you beautiful equine?
“So why are you on my bed?”
>You had a long day, and when you got home all you wanted to do was sleep.
>But nope.
>Sunbutt is just laying there on your bed.
>”Well it’s my day off, and everyone has a knack for making trouble for me on those.”
>God you don’t care anymore.
“Sure, move over then. I’m too tired to argue.”
>And so Anon snuggled with the sun princess.
>Belly rubs might have been involved.
>>25761511
>>25761511
>Anon's belly rubs are too good.
>now he finds a Celestia in his bed almost every night.
'Tia a cute
>"Something wrong Anon"?
I want to sleep with Celestia nonsexually, cozied up in her wings and generous fluff.
>>25764463
I want to sexual Dawnmaybe Radiance too
>>25764463
>>25764463
>>25764762
I need, NEED, to bury my face in it.
>>25764463
>>25764762
>>25765358
I did all this just last night, minus the problems caused by obvious size differences.
>>25765379
Santa knows what's up.
>>25765379
>not brushing her hair afterwards
you cold-hearted bastard
>>25761511
>Something was tickling your nose.
>Opening your eyes you only saw white.
>Oh yeah, Sunnybuns crashed with you on your bed last night.
>And now she was lying on top of you.
>And her chest tuft may be tickling your nose.
“Celestia, wake up.”
>The diarch only shuffled a bit before resting on you again.
>Ok, come on you had to start getting ready for work.
>And you had to take a piss.
>Badly.
“Come, sunny-side-up. I need to get up.”
>”Nooooo, don’t wanna.”
>And she wrapped her hooves around you.
>If this was going to happen again, you need to set down some ground rules.
>Hopefully your boss will believe that you got snuggles by the princess causing you to be late for work.
>Maybe she could write you a note.
>>25765580
its so cozy
so damn cozy
>you will never have this
>>25764686
>you will never gently tease his member from its sheath, smooching the curve of his shoulder as he hardens
>Dawn giggles in lazy, estrus-fuelled arousal below him, winking audibly as he straddles her stomach
Satyrs are pleb-tier shit.
>>25765710
yup here you go
To avoid attention the Princess and the human disguise themselves.
>>25765817
Okay so that's another topic to avoid here then.
>>25765580
>Another tiring day at work.
>The boss had you move so many boxes your back felt like it was on fire.
>Damn ponies and their constant need for sugary delights.
>Cause that’s where you worked.
>A candy factory.
>Some willy wonka shit there.
>But now you were home, ready to just lay down on your nice, comfy mattress …. which has a princess snoozing on it already.
>Again? Really?
“I thought we had an agreement.”
>It was more of a statement than a question.
>Lazily opening one eye the princess gave you an innocent smile.
>Shit don’t work on me bro.
>She knows she’s busted.
>”I had a bad day today, so this was an emergency thing.”
“Right, well scoot over I’m too tired to argue.”
>It’s scary how this didn’t bother you anymore.
“At least try not to hog the covers tonight.”
>As soon as you lay down Celestia scooted over and pressed herself up to you.
>A soft coo escaped her as you both drifted off to sleep.
>>25766056
My life feels empty now.
>>25766056
She has to wash the bedding.
>>25766056
right into feels
>>25764686
Satyrs are not for sexual.
>>25761511
>>25765580
>>25766056
this is the good shit right here
>>25766056
>Another day, another batch of boxes filled to the brim with candy.
>Walking home after a hard day’s work always made you feel good.
>You made an honest living and were proud that even when starting from nothing, everything you had you earned with your own two hands.
>Feels good bruh.
>Heck even with all the craziness that this place brought you were happy.
>Minus the weekly intruder.
>You know the one.
>White fur.
>Biggest flanks in Equestria.
>Not that you were looking.
>Why are there a bunch of ponies outside your home?
>Your usually peaceful walk home was now interrupted by these pastel invaders.
>Right in front of your small house was a large quantity of ponies.
>Many of which looked liked reporters.
>What the crap?
>Your approach did not go unnoticed.
>In a split second you were surrounded, as the little equines all shouted their questions at you.
>”How long has this been going on?”
>”Is it true you plan on taking the honorary title?”
>And other things which didn’t make any sense to you.
>They just kept throwing these questions at you.
>All the while you were maneuvering to your front door.
>Desperate times call for desperate measures.
“Hey look over there its Prince Blueblood kissing another stallion!”
>In that split second when everyone’s attention left you, you ducked inside.
>A certain mare with a sun on her arse had some explaining to do.
>And a gut feeling said she was already snoozing in your bed.
>>25769167
>As soon as you walked in your bedroom you found the culprit.
>There on your bed wrapped up in your blanket was the princess.
>A goofy smile adorned her face as she dreamed of… well whatever a pony princess dreams of.
“Sunny D, rise and shine. I got a bone to pick with you.”
>Slowly the mare who controlled the sun rose from her slumber.
>And after stretching much like a cat would she sat down on her haunches and regarded you with a barely woken face.
>”What time is?”
“Half past six.”
>”Then come to bed, it’s too early to wake up.”
>And like that Celestia fell back over and tried getting comfortable again.
“Oh no you don’t, there is a mess load of reporters outside. Care to explain?”
>You saw her visibly stiffen.
>And though her face was in the pillow you barely heard the next part.
>”Drat, those nosy ponies followed me here.”
“Say again?”
>”Nothing, nothing.”
>Time to do what Papa Anon taught you, the “I know you’re hiding something” look and silence.
>In no time at all the look had its intended effect.
>You also learned that ponies can visibly sweat.
>Huh, who knew?
>”Ok, so I might have let it slip that I was sleeping at your place.”
>There’s more to this.
>”And.. and I might have mentioned the regular visits because of you being a possible suitor.”
>Damn you sunbutt.
>The look she gave you was a sincere ‘I’m sorry’.
>With a sigh you got in bed.
“You’re going to tell them the truth tomorrow.”
>”Fine. Cuddles?”
“Don’t push your luck.”
>>25769397
>>”And.. and I might have mentioned the regular visits because of you being a possible suitor.”
shheeiiiit
My second story but its an idea that really hit me hard
>You are Anonymous or Anon for short
>You fell into Equestria about 3 months ago and have been living in the castle in Canterlot
>During your stay the rulers Princesses Celestia and Luna have been teaching you about life in this magical horseland
>Today seemed like any other day when you got up except for one thing
>Today you wanted to ask out Celestia
"Good morning princesses"
>"Good morning Anon" replied the two sisters
>"Well Tia I am off to bed, my shift has ended." Luna said
>"Very well see you this evening" Tia replied
>'Oh god she's so beautiful how can I do this'
"Um... Celestia..."
>"Oh please Anon call me Tia you have helped me so much"
"Oh ok Tia I wanted to ask you something"
>"Yes Anon what is it"
"I was wondering if you would like to join me for lunch today"
>"Absolutely, many people often forget that princesses need to eat food too"
"Wonderful I shall see you in a few hours, I feel like taking a jog today"
>"Farewell Anonymous, I shall see you later
>You are Celestia
>You didn't know what to think about Anon's request
>Of course you cared about him but you also wanted to remain distant
>You didn't want to live with a broken heart again
>After you had banished Nightmare Moon to the moon you tried to go about your life
>However as the years passed your heart ached more and more
>You became extremely depressed and even tried to commit suicide
>However being immortal took that away from you as well
>So you waited and waited
>1000 years passed and you almost forgot about your beloved sister
>It did help that you took Twilight Sparkle under your wing
>Then everything changedwhen the fire nation attackedwhen your sister returned
>All of those memories came flooding back
>You knew Nightmare Moon was defeated and your sister came back
>You expected her to be upset and angry, but she was just glad
>Glad to be home, glad to be free of NMM, glad to see you again
>You two took a long time to catch up with each other
>Then he came
>You felt pity and a little bit curious at the green creature that just showed up one day
>He dressed in a suit and always treated you with the greatest respect
>"Tia..." Luna said to you
"Yes, sister?"
>"Are you okay you're crying"
"Yes I'm just greatful for all of the wonderful things that have happened"
>"Are you thinking about Anon and your lunch date?"
"It's not a date Luna"
>"Tia I was on the moon for 1000 years and I can tell that he loves you"
"You don't know what it's like to love someone and watch them grow old and die because they are mortal and you aren't"
>>25769832
grammar is dead and burning
>>25769890
Yea i know but my mind was blazing through this story and i ave fucking short term memory loss so i fucking had to start writing
Haha, page 10.
Rip in fucking piss sun thread.
>>25772224
The real Sunfags have ascended beyond /mlp/ and in pursuit of greener pastures. I remain, but only because I enjoy dank memes and laugh at the shitposting. This thread may be but a joke now, but the Sunfags who matter and have remained faithful know who they are.
In fact lets have a rally to the remnants of /sun/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Tgi-j56ueU
>>25772532
One day, there will be an episode dedicated to her à la Data's Day. One day...
>>25772224
It was posted right at the end of the day because some big baby couldn't handle not having a thread to shit in. Quality is irrelevant, gotta have a thread just because!!
>>25769397
...moar?
http://www.feelguide.com/2015/07/24/researchers-discover-the-powerful-physiological-effects-of-semen-on-womens-bodies-brains-dna/
>Scientists have discovered how seminal fluid has enormous physiological impacts on the female body and brain, including, among other things: the ability to activate genes, trigger changes in the uterus, reduce levels of depression in women, make women sleepy after sex, strengthen the emotional bond with their partner, and more.
>The wide-ranging influence of semen on female physiology is “all about maximising the chances of the male reproducing,” says Sarah Robertson of the University of Adelaide in Australia.
What if all the loads Celestia's taken over the years has slowly shifted her personality? Would you still go for her, knowing that her brain (and body) is full of thousands of years' worth of accumulated male DNA?
http://www.feelguide.com/2015/07/24/researchers-discover-the-powerful-physiological-effects-of-semen-on-womens-bodies-brains-dna/
>Scientists have discovered how seminal fluid has enormous physiological impacts on the female body and brain, including, among other things: the ability to activate genes, trigger changes in the uterus, reduce levels of depression in women, make women sleepy after sex, strengthen the emotional bond with their partner, and more.
>The wide-ranging influence of semen on female physiology is “all about maximising the chances of the male reproducing,” says Sarah Robertson of the University of Adelaide in Australia.
What if all the loads Celestia's taken over the years has slowly affected her personality? Would you still go for her, knowing that her brain and body is full of thousands of years' worth of accumulated male DNA?
>>25774371
>>25774350
Sorry for double-posting, I've got proxies out the ass
>>25774377
Why are you using a proxy.
>>25771075
Someone needs to invert anon's mouth.
>>25774418
>>25774400
Mainly habit, and also knowing that all data on 4chan is permanently stored by big data and law enforcement. I don't want my interest in MLP being used as blackmail or some shit in the future. Maybe I'm just being paranoid, who knows really, but I'm erring towards the safe side.
>>25774444
Perfect.Also, nice quads.
>>25774473
Here's a tinfoil hat.
>>25774478
Original. Now with that out of the way, maybe we can get back to Celestia.
>>25768054
Not even pretty horse daughter and handsome horse son? Boo, I say
>>25774930
Not even those.
Moon thread died early this week, so I guess I can bump your shitty thread. Its not like I like praising the sun or anything though.
You know considering the shit that happened a few months back, you'd think I'd be more wary with trying to avoid attention whoring.
Seeing as this in particular kind of pertains to a story I was writing in this thread, though, I'll push my luck.
http://pastebin.com/Xcs2EaMQ
Here's a pic to possibly soften the blow.
>>25769397
>”It will only be for a little while.”
“Nope.”
>”At least until the press dies down.”
“Not doing it.”
>”Please, I know I got you into this mess and I’ll find a way to make it up to you as soon as this blows over.”
“Ain’t happening.”
>Damn you sunhorse.
>The press now hounded you day and night.
>Asking questions about a possible date for the wedding.
>You weren’t getting married.
>Not without a sick bachelor party first.
>”Anon please, just pretend until I figure this all out.”
>White menace here was proposing that you two pretend to be a thing.
>Not that you were opposed to dating a pony.
>After coming to terms with the fact that you were the only human here.
>And that the only action you might get would come from a pony.
>You steeled yourself and made the decision to become a horsefucker.
>Not that you did it yet.
>But yeah, her nutty plan for you two to pretend to be a couple.
>Based on your knowledge of shitty romantic comedies it was going to fail.
>Horribly.
>But there was a chance it could work, so what the hell.
>It’s not like you were doing anything else this week.
“Fine, I’ll play house for now.”
>A smile spread all over her face.
>”Excellent.”
>The both of you lay down in your bed, ready for another nights rest.
>You of course assumed the big spoon position.
>”So are you going to move your stuff to the castle tomorrow or should I send some movers over while you’re at work?”
>Wait.. what?
>>25775832
pastebin here
http://pastebin.com/xVXADFef
>>25775777
Cheer up, Chuck.
Stepandys new comic is up!
Lets celebrate!
>>25775867
I'll be fine, m8.
>>25775832
more, please
>>25775876
...reference not found
>>25775940
Autistic diuslestia shipper.
Twists the events from the "make new friends keep discord" episode to dislestia.
![[navy seal copypasta].png](https://i.imgur.com/cwAtLmO.png "[navy seal copypasta].png")
>>25775876
Kill yourself, thanks.
>>25779538
page ten rip
last bump
I love her.
>>25776102
Was about to ask "literally who?" but no need now.
>>25775832
More, for the love of Celestia MORE.
Bumping for more sun but
>>25785559
Ask and you shall receive
>>25785852
Dear diary today anon was a pretty cool guy (i am trying to make use of that meme)
>/sun/ has >100 posts and >40 ips
DED
>>25786605
She's largely a dead character in the show, what'd you expect.
>>25786605
At least /sun/ is still active. I don't think anyone bothered with /moon/ this week.
>>25781785
Seriously, don't you have a version of this that isn't practically a thumbnail?
>>25781785
>fur tufts
2furfag4me
>>25787986
If you would've utilized reverse image search you'd find the answer isno lol_______
>>25788017
Now hold on, are you implying with this statement that you DON'T like chest tufts? Because that would be heresy of the highest order.
>>25788763
Princess Celestia does not have chest tufts. She is too regal and perfect.
>>25788833
Maybe not in public but after a long day that...crest thing she wears comes off and her chest is tuft central.
What does Celestia's hair taste like?
>>25788994
what else?
>>25787425
>"Apbbbbbttttttt!"
>The sun pony's younger sister couldn't help but roll on the ground in laughter.
>"D-do it again, Tia!" Luna cried through giggles and snorts.
>Celestia smiled fondly at her younger sister, then once again set her hooves on her cheeks, made her eyes googly, and blew raspberries.
>"Apbbbbbtttttt!"
>Again, the little blue filly can't help but laugh as her older sister makes the silly face.
>"A-again!"
>A sly grin crept on Celestia's face.
>"I'll do you one better, Lulu."
>The white alicorn approached her sister menacingly, the blue filly slowly realizing what was going on.
>"No, don't do it Tia!"
>But it was far too late for the young pony to run. Her older sister had already place her muzzle on her tummy. Certain doom was at hoof.
>"Pbbbbbttttttt!"
>The blue alicorn squealed and writhed, laughing as her sister blew raspberries on her tummy.
>The relentless assault left Luna's belly feeling nearly numb in the aftermath.
>Celestia lifted her head, smirking at her younger sister.
>"You want me to do that again, Lulu?"
>The filly got up on her hooves, then shot a determined glare at her sister.
>Suddenly, the bravado Celestia had previously shown disappeared in an instant.
>"L-Luna, what are you doing?"
>The blue filly reared a bit, like a predator about to pounce on its prey.
>"Don't do i-!"
>Celestia's plea was cut off by a blue blur jumping onto her, setting its lips on her belly and taking a deep breath.
>"Pbbbbttttttt!"
>"No-ho-ho-hooooo!" came Celestia's cry of surrender amidst laughter and tears.
>Luna rubbed her face back and forth on her sister's belly, increasing the potential of her ticklish lips.
>Celestia's hooves wiggled as she squirmed on the ground, laughing while her sister continued her attack.
>When the little filly got tired, she hopped off the older sister's stomach and stood victoriously.
>"I knew I could get you back, Tia!"
>>25789161
>But suddenly, Celestia got up and gave Luna a toothy grin.
>"I'm going to run back home, Lulu. If I beat you there, I'm unleashing the tickle monster."
>She unfolded her wings and pointed at her feathers to emphasize the danger posed to the little moon pony.
>"You wouldn't dare."
>"I would."
>Without hesitation, Luna bolted from the grassy hill to the village below, leaving her older sister in her wake.
>Celestia laughed and chased after Luna, confident that she'd make it home first.
Amazing what one image can do for inspiration/motivation.
Boop.
>>25789171
D'aawww. That was adorable. Thanks Chuck.
>>25791317
Anytime.
I sure h-hope no fucking moonfags show up.
>"..'No Princess' He said 'The only cure is man on princess interc-', Twilight, can you please go cry in another room."
>>25795010brushbrushbrush
>"Anonymous! You. Me. Bedroom. NOW."
![[princess intensifies].gif](https://i.imgur.com/bp2knEF.gif "[princess intensifies].gif")
>pg 9
it's like you'll cowards don't even praise it
>>25798933
>bump w/no content
alright, we can just let it die now, safe to say no one really gives half a shit anymore. see you fags sunday or never.
>>25775832
>Not cool.
>This was so not cool.
>Celestia decided that she was going to move all your stuff into the castle while you were at work.
>Whatever happened to letting you choose?
>”Oh calm down Anon, it’s only for a little while.”
“It better be, just so you know I’m blaming this entire thing on you.”
>Sunny D raised an eyebrow at your exclamation.
“If not for the whole ‘Oh lets crash at Anon’s house’ we wouldn’t be in this mess.”
>”Again don’t worry, some other scandal with the royals will rear its head and everything will go back to normal.”
“Right, by the way have you seen my underwear. Every piece I had is gone.”
>Celestia’s face turned red, probably from now having to re-imburse you for that as well.
“Nevermind, don’t worry about it. Movers probably lost it. Anyway I’ll see you later.”
Be the Sunniest of the Butts
>No sooner was Anon gone did your sister arrive.
>”Sister do you have a moment?”
”Yes, what is it?”
>”Care to explain why my room has a pile of Anon’s underwear laying in it?”
>I swear to me, don’t be a clam jammer Luna.
“Just keep them there for me for a little while, alright. I need them for… for reasons.”
>>25799252
Fuggin' yes, glad you continued
>>25799252
I love it so far, nice work
To the OP of the thread who wanted porn of her in this style (you know who you are), I delivered but the thread pruned shortly after. Will post image after this post.
>>25801731
>>25801737
LOL OH GOD MUH SIDES ALL OF MY UPLIKES, DUDEMIGO XDD
>>25799252
>Ever play Metal Gear Solid 2?
>You know that one part where you play as Raiden and you have to sneak around completely butt ass naked while covering your junk?
>Well that’s you right now.
>Everything was fine and dandy all things considered.
>Despite you moving into the castle things weren’t too bad.
>You’re work commute was shorter.
>And someone else did your laundry.
>Which is probably what landed you in your current predicament.
>After taking a nice manly bubble-bath, with extra bubbles.
>You walked out feeling like a million bucks…bits whatever.
>But the clean clothes that you left in the changing room were gone.
>So were the dirty ones.
>Fucking shitballs.
>So you made the decision to sneak your way back to your room.
>Hopefully ou didn’t run into anyone.
>”This way ambassador, our royal library is right through here.”
>Fuck , shit, cock!
>Hide you fuck.
>But there was no place to hide.
>Only several statues by the wall.
>Just maybe…
>Striking a pose by the statues you waited.
>Just in time too.
>Two high society ponies made their way down the corridor.
>Both completely oblivious to your naked presence.
>Holy shit, you can’t believe that worked.
>You thought this trope only worked in shitty old movies.
>Fucking cartoon physics.
>But yeah, back to business.
>Get back to your room.
Meanwhile in a dark unoccupied room
>Mine, they’re all mine!
>Be Delight of the Sunniest kind.
>And you are currently rolling around in all of Anon’s stuff.
>The undies you ‘acquired’ from earlier.
>Also added to the growing pile was his clothes from the bath.
>Grabbing his shirt you inhaled deeply.
>Anon’s scent was so.. so.. manly.
>Sighing dreamily you imagined him pinning you down and…
>Down girl.
>You should go and see how Luna’s doing in the night court.
>Nah.
>She’s got it.
>Back to the fantasy.
>>25802135
This story a cute, pls more
bumo
>>25804932
At least bump with somthin
pg 10 bump
>>25807709
Let it go, it'll be sunday in 2 days anyway and this didn't even break 130 replies.
>>25807886
still want that greentext to continue
>>25808820
This
>>25808820
>>25812534
Sorry guys no more for now, will be back on sunday with more.
>>25813088
thanks dubs
>>25811455
aww
no more bump pls
>>25817333
trips have declared it
>>25802135
mfw my desire for tsundere was sated by an anon in a celly thread
Fukkin golden, writefriend
