Rarity has just caught you staring at her rump. How do you explain yourself?
>>25760639
why would i explain myself to her rump? dont be weird, anon.
>>25760639
i was admiring your cutie mark.
>>25760639
How does your tail curl like that?
Does it just naturally or you gotta do it yourself
>>25760639
i aint gotta explain shit!
I don't know any horse that spreads their ass cheeks in a natural stance. I would argue she intentionally shined her golden ass.
>>25760639
>Anon rolls for charisma
THIS IS YOUR FAULT YOU SLUT!
>"Wa what?"
>Rarity runs out of the room, bawling.
I handled that well.
>>25760639
"Hey, uh, where's your cooter?"
I believe there's something missing between those cheeks.
>>25760639
>>25760649
"U-uh how do you get your tail to curl like that?"
>"Anonymous, the answer is the same as the last three days you've asked."
>>25760679
its my face.
>>25760665
>rolls charisma
>not bluff
>perform oratory
>diplomacy
get some skill ranks newb
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CEy311T64A
>>25760699
>Anon rolls for diplomacy.
You're a faggot random nigger.
>Natural 20, easy win for Anon.
I would say "how did you get your cutiemark"
>>25760728
>And what in Equestria does "Faggot random nigger" mean exactly?
"It's a human term meaning someone is very beautiful."
>>25760639
I wanted to smell your butt. May I?
your ass reminds me of my home in greenland
>>25760639
>How do you explain yourself?
Honesty is the best policy.
'You have a fair derriere, Rare.'
>>25760788
White, vast, and frigid?
Checked.
>>25760639
I WAS JUST ADMIRING YOUR MASSIVE REAR END AND THOUGHT TO MYSELF HOW NICE IT MIGHT BE TO WEDGE MY FACE BETWEEN THOSE CHEEKS AND MOTORBOAT THAT GIANT WHITE ASS UNTIL I'M KISSING YOUR COLON
>>25760829
oh anon
>>25760829
pls delet
>>25760829
More like suckin dick.
>>25760829
See this is why you always roll charisma.
>>25760769
>"Well, it had better Mr."
>"Hmph.... I'm the biggest nigger you've ever seen huh Anon?"
>Anon rolls bluff.
Yea... but you're more of a jew. Yea a jude!
It means good friend. In my world we say you're fucking jude. To our close friends.
>>25760891
>high strength
>roll for strength
>get high roll
>pick up rarity and use her like a onahole
>use other arm to keep her mouth shut.
strength is for >rape
Charisma is for consensual
>>25760829
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMI'm actually okay with this
