Hello Buckers!
No one has been sending me letters lately, so I was wondering if you guys would send me.
I don't care what you learned today as long as it says "Dear Princess MOTHER BUCKING Celestia", I'm good with it.
Dear princess MOTHER BUCKING CELESTIA:
Today I learn humanity has no possibility of redemption.
I know my mission, I can feel my duty. It's time
>>25758841
Dear Princess MOTHER BUCKING Celestia,
Today I learned that no matter how much you may love a writefag and the work they do, they will always find new ways to hurt you.
Your faithful student, Anonymous.
>>25758841
Dear Princess MOTHER BUCKING Celestia
Check 'em.
>>25758841
Dear Princes MOTHER FUCKIN' celestia
Today, Ive had it with these MOTHER FUCKIN' threads on this MOTHER FUCKIN' board
>>25758841
Dear Princess MOTHER BUCKING Celestia
Today I learned that being a noble, does not mean that raping rarity is okay.
On the other hand it doesn't make it any less fun.
Your newest high noble, Anon
PS, Applejack is filing a lawsuit against me.
>>25758841
Dear Princess MOTHER BUCKING Celestia,
Today I learned you are one under worked pony. Seriously look at how you freak out because no one is wasting your time summarizing lessons they've recently learned. Don't you have a fucking country to run right now?
>>25758841
>Buckers
Is that like the Equestrian way to say "boppers"?
Warriors in Equestria fucking when?
>>25758841
Dear Princess MOTHER BUCKING Celestia.
Where are the male Alicorns? Seriously how do you plan to continue your reign if you don't have an heir.
>>25758841
Dear Princess MOTHER BUCKING Celestia,
today I learned that I should never order books on Amazon that are used or not from a certified dealer.
Your faithful student,
Anon.
Dear Princess MOTHER BUCKING Celestia,
Today I learned that you should never procrastinate a 20 page paper until last minute. You'll never get done, and instead of working, you'll just end up shit posting on the internet.
Fuck you,
Anon.
>>25758841
Dear Princess MOTHER BUCKING Celestia.
I learned..........
Meh, I'll think of something tomorrow.
>>25758841
Dear Princess MOTHER BUCKING Celestia,
Today I learned that even after living over 1000 years, you still don't know how to swear right.
>>25758997
Dear Princess MOTHER BUCKING Celestia,
Today I learned about the magic of debt.
As it turns out the Apple family owe a considerable amount of money to the equestrian banking system.
So after some talk of repossessing the Apple family farm.
Applejack agreed to drop the rape charges.
Being a noble is great.
Your's truly,
Anon.
P.S. is there an age of consent in equestria?
Dear Princess MOTHER BUCKING Celestial,
I'm not letting this thread die yet.
PS: Bump
>>25759867
Dear Princess MOTHER BUCKING Celestia,
You'd be amazed how gullible fillies are. I bought a white van and spray painted the words free candy on the side. I got so much pussy that day.
Speaking of which.....I have another lawsuit.
Your's Truly
Anon.
>>25758948
Check what? ur mums rotten asshole?
Dear Princess MOTHER BUCKING Celestia,
Today I learned that it actually is possible to orgasm from nothing but prostate stimulation.
>>25758841
Here's some *ahem* magic for you to try and Contact Celestia. It works.
>>25761433
>It works
I demand proof.
>>25758841
Dear Princess MOTHER BUCKING Celestia,
My eyes have seen the glory of the trampling at the zoo,
We washed ourselves in nigger's blood and all the mongrels' too,
We're taking down the Zog machine, Jew by Jew by Jew!
THE WHITE MAN MARCHES ON!
Dear princess MOTHER BUCKING Celestia. Today i learned that life can't hurt you if you refuse to participate.
>>25761701
Try it yourself. Would I lie to another Anon? However I will warn you, messing with such magic might twist your mind into that of an absolute madman. So do it with extreme caution. If you be rude you'll go to the moon.
>>25761433
MUSTARD GAS
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>>25761937What if you ask to go to Equestria?
>>25761985
I don't know about burning marshmallows in that flame, or the wax or else, but the green flame is legit. You can google it.
Dear Princess MOTHER BUCKING Celestia,
Please, get me the fuck out of here. Send help. Humans smell weird and are devoid of hooves.
ps. I came.
"Dear Princess MOTHER BUCKING Celestia",
I want to pound your flank until you are too weak to stand up. Then I want to make you my love slave.
Best wishes, Anon
