>ANON! That misogynistic joke wasn't funny at all, you need to check your privilege.
>>25757605
what a crap thread
>>25757605
oh I do check it. It tells me I am in fact superior. Why do you ask?
>>25757605
don't make me scream rape
>>25757619
What a Mark, story
>>25757605
>>25757605
are you aware you just told the entire human population of equestria to check its privilege? do you have any idea how oppressive you're being right now? you should honestly be in jail for this
>>25757605
I would rather check some doubles. Have you seen any around?
>>25757605
>Anon goes to Equestria
>He discovers that it's actually a Tumblr paradise with all ponies being brainwashed by liberal propaganda
>what do
>"Did you know that 16 marecides are commited in an hour?"
>"Do you hate the mares that much?"
>"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE brb going to ponyblr"
>>25757715
>a single tear rolls down anon's face as he warms up the flamethrower
>>25757715
Since I would be a racial minority, I would say that they are racist because that's how we speak in my culture or some shit like that
>>25757715
Go join up with the diamond dogs.
I cant imagine theyre getting a share of that "equality"
>>25757715
>FUCK
>THEM
>TO
>DEATH
>>25757715
Welp, looks like it's time to clean up Equestria.
With no[Mercy]
>>25757784
>*But it refused
>>25757715
Play off my status as the only human to turn the tables on them.
>>25757715
>>brainwashed by libruls
do you retards even understand that ponyland IS liberal land? like, they're not a paradise or anything, but they are all about friendship and caring, and literally spend untold wealth for government officials to run around and nanny public disputes.
>>25757605
Make me, faggot
Have you checked your privilege today, anon?
>>25757715
Oh, I know exactly what to do
>>25757850
>hurr durr friendship and caring belong exclusively to my ideology
You're the worst kind of retard in politics.
>>25757927
the friendzone is a thing, but it only exists for people willing to play the long game
>>25757927
This goes both ways
Funny how this thread doesn't go with faggots screaming tumblr while undertale threads do.
>>25757919
aww that's adorable. It's like you really believe that denying people the right to marry based on arbitrary bullshit is caring, or that the super rich having 20 cars is more important than paying for someone's health and livelyhood.
ln a conservative equestria, luna would have been executed and put on trial for her crimes, the changelings attack would have started a retallitory war, and the yak's yaking would have been taken as an act of terrorism. not only do ponies have special talents that are considered unique and valuable, but they fund a public education system focused entirely on nurturing and discovering those talents between teaching them the basics.
Almost anything you care to name as a general policy or ideology adopted by the conservative parties is something equestria has eschewed if you don't count that theyre unashamed monarchists.
>>25758003
thats because /v/ cant accept that Undertale is a good game since it got popular with basically everyone.
Its like /co/ and certain movies revolving around icy lesbians: Due to its overexposure, and of course bad memories of /frz/, they will scream to the tops of the hills that its garbage, when in fact the material itself hasnt changed from back when they enjoyed it.
>>25757927
Friendzone is the place where you go when you are just ugly, fat, or just a faggot, and nothing else, and it goes in both ways too, is not just for men.
>>25758062
>/frz/
are you talking about frozen?
does that have anything to do with comics? or is /co/ the place you go when you want to discuss disney?
>>25758118
friend, you have to be new.
/co/ is /cartoons and comics/
cartoons is basically anything animated and not japanese, including CG and muppets
>>25757605
>the patriarchy
>in equestria
>a land where all leadership and positions of power are taken by females
I kek'dcheck your own privilege, Dash
>>25758136
I've never visited co. I'm a weeb.
so it's frozen right? theyre butthurt about frozen? what is /frz/, was it a joke board filled with frozen wincest?
>>25758019
You're assuming things about the Equestrian government and education system that haven't been stated in the show and you sound like a child. I'm not interested in being drawn into a liberal vs conservative debate with you, I just hope one day, when you're had more interactions with other people, you look back on this post and cringe.
>>25758176
>>25758176
well i mean you could just hover your mouse over the /co/ to see what it entails, but anyway
Yeah, Frozen. They were massively butthurt about Frozen because of a general thread, also known as /frz/ became a huge circlejerk. Due to the thread's legacy and the fact that Frozen is an aniamted movie, /co/'s territory, it also invited tumblrites over to the site which no one in particular wanted. That, in addition to /homestuck general/ and /steven universe general/ led to /co/ becoming massively and irrationally angry at thing they used to highly enjoy in an attempt to strike back.
It failed, and now they ust look like hipster douches.
Much alike /v/.
>>25757927
>Mfw I got with a girl that later revealed she was full-tumlr-tard tier
>Mfw I put up with her BS for what felt like for-ever
>Mfw she asked me out on a date (because she was an strong indeapendant wooman!) I told her
>"Eh- I don't think I'm quite ready for that- but we can always be friends."
I've never heard such a wonderful silence.
>Tfw her tumblr blog went fucking crazy with "m-muh ms. soggy knees!" that night
>>25758019
>believing in any political duality
>you're either with us or against us
Found the faggot
>>25758226
Not even mentioning the huge /tv/ invasion or the Marvel/DC faggots weaking the board with their poisons either.
>>25757605
>>/tumblr/
>>25758206
>>look back at a post on one of the 10 ten fastest boards
do you even think before you speak? nothing I said is anything but trufax. but the way you talk makes it clear you don't think before you post.
Why do I find this picture so arousing?
>>25758230
you are my hero sir.
>>25757850
There's little to no hint to that. There are political ideologies than just conservatism and liberalismthe later being a proven mental disorder.
>>25758281
>>>look back at a post on one of the 10 ten fastest boards
Yes, in your memory, retard.
>>25757927
If I lended a womanshitso she DOES owe me shitwith interest.
>>25758286
Because only sexy lesbian times can follow.
>>25758235
>>not understanding the situation in america at all
found the European.
>>you are either with us or against us
anyone who slanders liberal ideas on principle is not going to be amenable to a moderate position.
>>25758226
>>25758257
Immigration
>>25758317
oh, I assure you a moron like you is being commited to my absolute memory, i'll remember the fact that you where too stupid to understand ponie's are liberals for years to come.
>>25758295
actually there (theoretically) aren't. because the former, is called "lets not change anything ever" and its subset reactionism (lets change things back) and the latter is effectively "lets change stuff"given we are set to crash and burn in totality if we sit and do nothing anyway i'll leave you to your own conclusion on which policy is provably insane
>>25758286
Because you can prove herright(?)with >rape
>>25758346
>>25758395
Found the people who never read a book about politics
No, wiki doesn't count
>>25757927
Why wasn't this one posted.
How many dead fillies does it take to paint a barn?
Depends how hard you throw them!
What do you tell a mare with two black eyes?
Nothing you haven't already told her twice!
What do you call 100 zebras stuck on the bottom of the ocean?
A good start!
>>25758505
>What do you tell a mare with two black eyes?
>Nothing you haven't already told her twice!
>Nothing you haven't already told her twice!
soiled it
>>25757605
>everypony
Least I'm not speciest
>>25758433
>>needing a book to know this shit.
found the moron that doesn't know his elbow from his asshole. you don't need to be a biologist to know what an apple is made of or what color it is.
>>25757927
If all men would just do a total embargo of women who wont put out then I net they would feel differently.
By embargo I mean a total psychological freeze out, if they refuse to have sex then we should refuse to interact with them.
No, they don't HAVE to have sex with us, just like we don't HAVE to have anything to do with them.
>>25758619
why don't you try out your brilliant plan of yours.
>>25758281
>look back at a post on one of the 10 ten fastest boards
>the archive isn't a thing
>>25758619
Too many thirsty betas for that.
>>25758619
>If all men would just do a total embargo of women who wont put out then I net they would feel differently.
Probably, but it's not like that would ever happen or be in anyone's best interest.
>>25758619
see the problem is an embargo on sex is basically what a lot of women are doing with us
take note of the effects this has had.
>>25758652
All men have to be in on it together.
>>25758670
I'm about as thirsty as it gets but if there was a real cultural movement going for it I would gladly join in if everyone was in it for the long haul.
>>25758688
If we could change women's attitudes about sex. More than anything women crave attention and affection and its devastating to them to be cut off from it, if all men would collectively say "have sex with me or fuck off" and by fuck off I mean no talking, texting, calling, no talking in the streets, getting up to sit somewhere else if they try to sit next to you, and if you MUST talk to them like at work or they are the cashier then be as blank and neutral as possible.
This is an example of what I'm talking about.
"As sex draws near, her intuition begins to scream bloody murder for some reason. She begins to think “this guy seems cool but something’s kind of OFF about him…he’s too smooth or something. In fact, he was kind of too smooth all night. He knew the right things to say and how to say them and how to stand and flirt in a way that seemed…rehearsed or staged…and I don’t even know anything about him! Who is he? Does he even like ME or does he just want to get in my pants? Will he want to see me after this? What if he tells people we slept together…then everybody will think I’m a slut........... (cont)
>>25758660
from the sounds of it, you've already favorited the archive copy. you should be a case study.
>>25758652
>>25758670
>>25758688
>>25758700
".................while a woman is having all of these thoughts, the guy is mounting his anti LMR assault. He ignores her concerns, keeps turning her on, and tells her things he thinks she wants to hear. If she still doesn’t give it up, he can “freeze her out”. This is where the guy completely halts the action. He may turn on the lights, go browse the internet, watch TV or just generally ignore her and pretend he’s totally turned off. The girl is obviously going to wonder what the hell just happened, at which point the guy is instructed to say he’s just not really into halfway sex; it’s either happening or not. Then he lets the girl come to him and begins to escalate again, supposedly with better results."
Women don't have to have sex with us, but we don't have to give them that attention and affection that they crave.
If we would just cut them off for long enough we could bring them to their knees.
>>25758718
I'm sure that your brilliant plan an neigh impeccable view of the situation between women and men would get you to convince them.
>>25758737
what is that image meant to imply?
>>25758753
Well how do you suggest we break this "we dont owe you anything =)" attitude of theirs?
>>25758718
>More than anything women crave attention and affection and its devastating to them to be cut off from it
Same with men though, that's the human condition senpai.
>>25757605
>7680x7695
Check your bandwidth privileges first blue dyke.
>>25757605
It's just a prank
>>25758809
I know I crave sex waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay more than that, and I know a lot of guys feel the same way.
What if all the mares in Equestria were super-feminists?
>>25758784
>Well how do you suggest we break this "we dont owe you anything =)" attitude of theirs?
people actually think people think this
and
>=)
>>>/out/
the innawoods are where you belong
>>25758831
The emoticon was added to emphasize how smug they are and how they use shit like that un ironically.
>>25758830
Lead the glorious revolution
>>25758821
>go to derpibooru
>search tag absurd res
>????
>profit
>>25758784
Oh, sorry, you thought I was on your side or something? no, I just would love to be the only grill they can turn to when you men cut them off.
I mean, to be frank, I think you are a fucking moron and this guy is right
>>25758809
but what do I know? and more importantly, what do I gain by being right? nothing! I stand to gain much more if you try this gambit.
>>25758862
more than 10kx 10k crashes my fucking browser.
>>25758867
i need just the rarity from this image
>>25758745
>>25758718
That sounds like too much work. Why not do the thing more dudes in japan are doing and just living for yourself instead of to get a date? So much less to deal with overall.
>>25758872
what potato are you running? or mobile fagging?
Why would feminism exist in Equestria?, all people of power are female, all important characters are female, it doesn't make sense
>>25758899
oh anon. Samantha Tanners has your back.
If you want to give her a ride stop by
>>25733658
>>25757715
>liberal
>synonymous with inherently bad
/pol/ gtfo
>>25757752
>muh kulchur
>>25758490
nice
pic semi-rel
>>25758913
Potato? I have 8gb of ram, ddr 3 1200mhz, i5 4440 3.0ghz.
I don't know why it crashes in firefox but it loads in chrome.
>>25758908
>this is anime, look at how clean and pure she is, how could you not love 2D?
right up there with wizard status and benedictine monks, i've got too many games to play and books to read.
>>25758933
>8G ram
>a lot
oh anon, how do you play games on ultra graphics with that?
>>25758867
So your a lesbo that thinks this idea would fail and that would make it easier for you to scissor?
They wouldnt turn to you even if it did fail, only around 3% of the population is gay or bisexual due to some sort of genetic defect, its not something that they would be able to chose to do.
>>25758908
This plan makes an active effort to change the women.
>>25758951
I only play minecraft and browse 4chan here.
I got a gtx 750 ti for playing some ps2 emulator.
>that one fag whose posts all stand out because he only types in lowercase
>>25758958
you really don't understand how many bisexuals decide to fuck men because theyre more "dependable." and socially acceptable.
go ahead. start playing the same hot cold game they do. I fucking dare you.
>>25758926
>there were 0 images that resemble this art style of rarity in that thread
did you think you could trick me into reading your fucking general?
>>25758979
i think your talking about me, but there is at least 1 other anon doing it.
>we come from earth 1610
>>25758934
This, but I'm not going to lie and say I'm spending my time doing "important" shit like learning a new language and all that. Just doing shit I want to do, without having to make sure she's fine with it or having enough money left over for her as well as my rent/car notes.
>>25758958
They aren't going to change man. Too many things go against really anyone that wants to even the playing field.
>>25758979
>>that guy who does stuff I don't like is all one person, no way would someone I disagree with not be in the minority
>>25758951
>>25758934
>>25758932
>>25758913
>>25758872
>>25758899
>>25758862
>>25758831
>>25758782
>>25758700
man, I don't even have to go up more than a quarter of the thread to have enough evidence to call you out on your bullshit.
yeah, all these guys are samefags. for sure. you caught us/me whatever.
only a fucking retard would think that.
>>25759023
>all but three of those are (you)
well...this is awkward
>>25758987
I'm one of the authors in the pastebin list.
I made a tongue and cheek offer to go read it but I'm not going to shove it down your throat. I went and got images with that art style to post with the story.
>>25758019
>public education system
>requires donations from wealthy businessponies to replace a window
>>25757806
wouldnt dash be more suited to undyne and have monster kid be scootaloo or the cmc?
>>25758982
Bisexuals and homosexuals combined make up only a fraction of the population so it wouldn't make much of a difference, the prime targets would still be hit hard and would eventually come to talks.
The terms would be: Legalization and regulation of prostitution, partially funded by the government to reduce prices for prospective johns. The cessation of all attacks on porn like they've been doing lately. The destigmatization of male sex toys like fleshlights, onaholes and bad dragons (the penatrable ones not the dildos lol).
The legalization of sex with drunk and high women. Bring back wives being required to have sex with their husbands and if they refuse its grounds for a no-fault divorce for the man where he gets to keep 100% of his stuff. If they have kids he gets to keep the kids.
And women have to stop talking shit about mens sex drives and desire for sex in general.
If they wouldn't agree to all of these then men everywhere would continue to freeze them the fuck out.
If we could get even 30% of men to do it would totally fuck them mentally. 100% of women will not share 70% of the men when it comes to affection and romance. Girls might be willing to have sex with multiple men (only if they meet their ludicrously high/specific standards) but when it comes to "loooove =')" they are one on one.
>>25759023
Hey my post wasn't even arguing with you, fuck yourself.
>>25759075
the only post that is responding to is the guy who is insisting the only people who post without bothering to use proper capital letters is one person.
unless you are that person it should be fucking obvious how those posts relate to what that retard said. and if you are that person then you are a retard so it's no question why you can't put it together.
>>25759023
>>25759107
I'm not saying only one fag has made lowercase posts, but there is one fag whose posts especially stand out because they're all lowercase. Posts like >>25758862 and >>25758782 are unremarkable, it's generally the ones that type in paragraphs without capitalization and especially ones that fail to capitalize the word "I" that stand out.
>>25759107
Well I am not the same anon, so too much for your assumptions.
>>25759074
>>total embargo
>>30%
>>divorce where they get to keep 100% of his stuff
wow
yeah you are a fucking moron who doesn't even understand what marriage is.
as for your implication that it wouldn't affect me, I do not give a shit what you believe. the entire point is I expect you to fall flat on your face and for women to look for greener pastures. even if absolutely zero women come my way I do not lose anything from that 'misfortune'
>>25759148
I didn't say the guy got to keep HER stuff I said he gets to keep HIS stuff, that he doesn't have to split it with her.
Putting out to your husband used to be mandatory as part of marriage, now women can refuse to put out AND demand that the men don't have sex with anyone but her.
So if he can't fuck anyone else, and she won't put out, then he's done.
And if he goes with someone else anyways, and she finds out (or decides to divorce for any other reason) then she can take half of his shit and any kids they have.
>>25759201
>the terms and service agreement to this legally binding contract i am in now way forced to enter into forbid me from putting my dick in any woman but X
>why the fuck cant i put my dick in Y!?
>>25759238
>the terms and service agreement to this legally binding contract i am in now way forced to enter into forbid me from putting my dick in any woman but X
What happens if women X refuses to have sex?
It used to be she couldn't.
>>25759238
Not him, but that wasn't the point.
>marry x
>can only insert penis in x
>x doesn't want the d
>oh fucking well, should have picked someone that wasn't allergic to sex with youHis plan is still full of holes, but marriage these days is a fixed arrangement. Only suckers do it these days.
>>25759264
then you should discuss this situation beforehand, and in the event of you almost certain rejection, move on until you find a more poly amorous partner who its totes willing to just like, be your cocksleeve but wont get frigid when you sleep around
>>25758226
you mean this post?
>>25759122
because other than it and maybe 1 other person everyone has been using capital Is.
>>25759291
>wasn't allergic to sex with you
If she seems to be fine with it before getting married and then a few years in stops being ok with it its a real "what the fuck" kind of moment.
Explain what holes exist in my plan.
And honestly marriage does look retarded nowadays like 50% of them end in divorce fuck that noise.
>>25759305
Holy shit how dense are you?
NO CHEATING IS REQUIRED IF THE WIFE WILL PUT OUT
If the wife demands that the husband ONLY have sex with her then she MUST put out.
If not then its too risky to get married and fuck that shit.
>>25759201
>>I didn't say HER stuff, i said HIS stuff
oh look, more proof you still have no fucking clue what a marriage is.
>>25759264
maybe instead of trying to overwealm a woman with awe by loosening her mind with dopamine from expensive food and sensations, wine, and then pulling out a surprise "will you marry me or forever disappoint me in a public place and humiliate me?" ring, you can sit down and talk out marriage over weeks or months so you both know what you are fucking getting into.
maybe during that time your waifu to be will take the time to blungeon into your retarded skull what a marriage actually legally entails since you seem to be completely oblivious to it.
>>25759357
If your such a fucking marriage expert then why don't you explain to me the intricate details of how finances work in the event of a divorce and how sex is handled within the marriage?
>>25759339
tippy-top-kek anon, what century did the wormhole pull you out of?
Holy shit the SJW tumblrism is strong ITT
Holy shit this thread is pathetic and full of manchildren
>all of these neckbeards and legbeards pissing in the lake
>>25759395
>>25759406
fucking same fags
>>25759406
I'm pretty sure it's a manchild and a few trolls baiting him.
>>25759339
This isn't some type of shit you can talk out either, because people change their minds. She can swear up and down it won't happen like that until it does.
And just any kind of total embargo like that just wouldn't fly.
>>25759357
>you can sit down and talk out marriage over weeks or months so you both know what you are fucking getting into
But that isn't "romantic" enough for them.
>>25759419
yeah probably but I wonder is the manchild serious or just a troll
>>25759419
Its like you don't even want to have your rights guaranteed.
>>25759421
>people change their minds. She can swear up and down it won't happen like that until it does
I know, this is why it used to be mandatory, so it didn't matter what she wanted.
Why wouldn't an embargo fly?
Explain.
>>25758019
>>25759421
>>but that's not romantic enough for them
then WHY ARE YOU MARRYING THEM?
>>25759421
>>2015
>>not talking about how you want to change as you grow older.
>>not actually talking about the future
you are hopeless as anything other than a peanutpicker
Now.
>>25759444
>>>/blacktwitter/
>>25759446
>>>not talking about how you want to change as you grow older.
>>>not actually talking about the future
>implying I WOULDN'T want that
>>25759436
Well for starters there are way too many different opinions on this type of thing to get even 5% of the states worth of guys coordinated on it.
>>25759446
Having free, infinite sex is one thing I definitely do not want to ever change if I get married.
Either women solemnly guarantee to provide this in marriage or men shouldn't do it.
Also>>25758019
>implying real life is like mlp
>implying IRL most traitors can be reformed
>implying IRL a luna level figure pulling that shit wouldnt warrant an execution rather than exile
>implying IRL a retaliatory war wouldn't be totally necessary to destroy the threat that couldn't be dealt with with "the power of love =)", plus we could use the resources and living space for our glorious realm.
>Implying political dissodance on such a level as the yaks isn't punishable
>Implying that school system isnt godly and isnt what we would have if not for our fucked our current govt is
It's like you can't even fascism.
>>25759554
>>fascism
>>that kind of school system
you are patently retarded if you think those two things mix. fascism is all about telling the weaker people that they are doing this because you say so.
>>implying real life is like mlp
no dumbass, I'm explaining to retarded /pol/locks that mlp is not a place that would do anything but be derisive of their political views.
>>25759554
>suports facism
>is sexist
yep checks out
>>25759589
In fascism it is determined early on what someone is good at and what kind of caliber of person they are and where their general place in society is, and all of their education would be based around that.
>>25759625
>unironically says sexist
The tumblr is so strong here.
>>25759641
>says sexist
But you are from the posts I read.No woman would ever marry a man like you
>tumblr
Whatever faggot
>>25759554
Sex on command is not as reasonable these days because there is so much more shit now that both of you could be on your own schedules plus kids and all that to deal with, but it should definitely be at least there still. Like planning date nights or something. At least until you both have the real risk to break a hip or something. I don't know about you, but I don't plan on using my shriveled dick at 60+.Just don't expect to find anyone these days who wants to plan that far ahead.
>>25759641
>>it is determined
yes
it is determined by wealth and race.
>>25758782
I think it's touhou ponies. But I have no clue about what it has to do with this conversation.
>>25758932
>female walks up to you
"EEK, did you just touch me?"
I literally will lose my shit if this happens.
