Fluttershy does not wear deodorant at all and she reeks at school all the time. Fluttershy believes that deodorant causes cancer. In her nightmares, she even has dreams about being attacked by flying sticks of deodorant.
How do we solve her problem?
>>25757143
take the deodorant out of the container and call it "all natural underarm soap"
>>25757143
Offer to give her sniff tests.
>>25757143
Hook up a system of pulleys in the gym, dress people in giant deodorant stick costumes, hook them up to the ceiling, lure Flutters to the gym, lock the doors, dim the lights, and unleash hell
>>25757515
But that would make her piss her pants :/
>>25757769
Trial by fire. Wait till she sees what I filled her locker with.
>>25757143
Tell her her pits stink because she's a virgin
Tell her I can fix thatfor a relatively low price
Get her to shower and give her a "Pit Rock".
It's a salt crystal. S'all it is. You wet it, and rub it in your armpits. It's not instant but it kills every bacterium in your armpits within 5 minutes.
Every bacteria dead - no smell. Shit works.
>>25757143
I'd be more concerned over her fear of tampons and maxipads.
>>25757897
Also called a Thai deodorant stone.
They fuckin' work.
>>25757920
How do you think she gets her hair that color?
>>25757143
"Grudgingly" offer to lick her armpits clean every morning I suppose.
>>25757143
it's not a problem at all.
>tfw burying my face in Fluttershy's warm, damp, smelly armpit
heavenly
>>25757143
bathing and perfume. deoderant isn't something you need to constantly wear.
>>25757143
Get Celestia to distribute clothespins to all of the other students.
>>25757143
Steal her shirt from the girl's locker room and huff it every night while jacking off.
>>25757143
Kill her.
>>25757143
Many sticks of deodorant sold in the US contain compounds known to the State of California and the EU to be carcinogenic.
>>25761593
>implying you can get cancer by rubbing shit on your armpits
>>25757143
Take my perfect butter waifu as she is.
>>25761607
It's like idiots who believe sunbathing can cause cancer.
If cancer could travel through air like that, cancer patients wouldn't be allowed in public areas.
>>25761656
>>25757143
kek, what a fag i once sprayed deoderant in my mouth over a dare, whats her fucking excuse?
>>25761607
>Rub gasoline on armpits.
Fuck, why do I have all these tumors?
>>25761593
Literally everything is known as carcinogenic in California.
Lawsuits are one of their primary industries.
>>25757143
Rape her, scream into her ear that her armpits will never be clean unless she uses deodorant.
>>25757143
We rub a t-shirt all over Pinkie's dirty pussy and present it to Fluttershy to smell. We convince her that's what she smells like from 5 feet away. Fluttershy is guilt tripped into wearing deodorant like every normal human being.
>>25761656
>It's like idiots who believe sunbathing can cause cancer.
Rape her in a deodorant costume. Make her fears take on a sexual undertone. Late at night she'll lie in her bed staring at the bathroom door hoping tonight he won't come. But he'll come, he always comes. The door will saying open and he'll be standing there. His long stick of freshness blocking the light from the overhead ceiling fan. He will descend upon her with malicious glee. Oh poor little fluttershy will squeal and struggle, begging him to stop. But he won't stop, he never does. His long bar of chemical composition drags across her most private areas leaving his white residue in his wake. Then as quickly as it begins it ends. He leaves her there, sniffing and smelling scentifully delicious. The next day her friends comment on how nice she smells causing her to tremble in fear, for she knows tonight she will have to endure the deodorant man's stick of smells once again. But one day it'll stop. At first she'll be thrilled, prancing through in a fog of funk. But slowly fluttershy will realize how badly she secretly wanted him to show up. She'll loudly exclaim before bed how smelly she is, but he still won't show. She'll threaten to use other brands but that won't help. Soon enough she'll cry herself to sleep for her boogy man has left her. But we all know he couldn't be there forever. Because deodorant runs out.
What the fuckb is wrong with me?
>>25763181
No one told you to stop.
>>25757143
Fuck her in the armpits
