Busy af edition.
Previous thread: >>25690690
Pones that just like Anon as a friend and nothing else... b-baka.
Current Writefrags:
http://pastebin.com/u/RiggyRag
http://pastebin.com/u/Fruitanon (Maybe? Somewhere?)
http://pastebin.com/u/AnalPlugAnon
http://pastebin.com/u/Hellmeister
Come join in! Not that we like you or anything.
>>25755494
Can Anon be tsundere too, or is it just animu harem shit?
>>25755494
No,
is yandere.
>>25755520
sure, if you write/draw it.
>>25755520
It's pretty open, friend.
>>25755555
quint quints confirm wide open green fields
>>25755555
oh you cunt
(one last roll)
(don't let me down scoots)
>>25755555
Nice 5 5s. Here's something I wrote in another thread with some others.
>The Pie family was in Ponyville visiting Pinkie for Hearth's Warming.
>Limestone Pie left her "important" job running her family's farm to visit one of her few friends, Anonymous.
>The two had been friends for a while now.
>Unlike other ponies, they didn't take each other's crap.
>Pushing each other's buttons and playfully insulting each other.
>Anon had been up to the rock farm a month earlier to visit Limestone and the conversation had shifted towards the coming holiday.
>After discussing plans and gift ideas, Limestone spoke up.
>"Well, don't expect anything from me this year."
"That's okay, it was just going to be a rock since your family's DIRT poor!"
>Normally, a comment like that would her blood boil.
>But this time, she only smirked.
>Back to the present, Anon received a package addressed to him from Pinkie.
>But the card is written in different handwriting than Pinkie's, however.
>Not known for patience, Anon unwrapped his gift.
>It's exactly what he was talking to Limestone about a month ago.
>His heart swelled a bit as he felt his cheeks warm.
>The next day Limestone gets a present from 'Pinkie'
>Card written in different handwriting again
>It's exactly what she was talking to Anon about a month ago.
>>25755978
>Later after family time and presents, the two met on a bench outside Sugarcube Corner, drinking hot cocoa.
>The air was still and quiet, as most were at home with family, until Limestone breaks the silence.
>"So I heard Pinkie got what you wanted, huh?"
>Anon takes a long sip of his drink.
"Yep."
>Ha! See, told you I wasn't getting you anything. Y-You just got lucky."
"I, uh, heard you got what you wanted, too."
>"Hm? Oh yeah, I did,"
"And? Did you... l-like it?"
>Limestone turns away, her face turning red.
>"I loved it."
"You did?! I mean, Pinkie sure knows her sister, huh?"
>The corner of her lips turn up slightly.
>"Of course she does."
>There's clear tension is the nippy air as both try to think of something to say.
"Welp, guess I better get goin'. And, um, tell 'Pinkie' I really liked my gift, too."
>He stands up.
>Limestone's smile gets even bigger.
>"Heh, sure. But don't think I'm getting you anything next year, either!"
"Pffft. Why would I want a gift from you, anyway?"
>"You shouldn't!"
"Good!"
>"Great!"
"FINE!"
>Turn and walk away before the blush growing becomes noticeable, but secretly hope she's blushing too.
>>25755990
Dawwww
>>25755955You did it.
>>25755978
Ooooh. I like this so far.
>>25755978
>>25755990
Too cute, anon
>>25755555
Oh, for fucks sake, why?!
>>25755978
>It's exactly what she was talking to Anon about a month ago.
JEsus, yuss.
>>25755990
>"And? Did you... l-like it?"
>Limestone turns away, her face turning red.
>"I loved it."
>"You did?! I mean, Pinkie sure knows her sister, huh?"
AAA! I got diabetes.
>Turn and walk away before the blush growing becomes noticeable, but secretly hope she's blushing too.
Dude, that was really good.
>>25756026shit, nigger, does this count?
>>25756245I'll allow it.
What was the situation again?
>>25756357Merry Christmas to you too, Riggy
It's Anon in a Santa outfit (with or without the beard; it's up to you) having anal sex with Scootaloo. It's from something I wrote up yesterday or the day before.
>>25756357
>mfw Riggy's about to find out what he requested
>>25756425
Kek. I've never drawn NSFW stuff before.
Guess I'll have to get some references...
Sorry if I seem cold or distant, I'm doing stuff from my phone while I study haha.
>>25756357
Are dubs rules end digits only or no because it would be super based of you to add this one to the list >>25756110No pressure to actually do it, I know everyone gets pretty busy this time of year
>skip story dumps
>read cute green
>have miny hnnng.JPEG
>see >>25756425
>spews tea from nose.
>>25756468
No man, it's all good. Exams come first. I'm just thrilled you allowed it
>>25756555
whats with the 5 in this thread?
>>25756638
<this
>>25756425
>>25755955
>>25756555
missing quad
>>25755555
>>25756530
Sorry dude, but if accept your would-be trips, then it'd be unfair to all the other rollers.I might throw it on the back burner for later though.
>>25756799
Okie dokes, man- at least now I know for sure how to truly be a winrar
>>25755555
Checked Riggybro
>>25755978
>>25755990
That's both funny and cute
>>25756468
>comic
Topkek
>>25756555
Nice trips
>>25756638
No clue, as usual with these shenanigans I'll justthankRiggy.
>>25756669I enjoy eating sugar cubes every once in a while.
>>25756799
Dubs confirm.
>>25755555
RIGGY GIVE ME MY CHRISTMAS PONK I BEG YOU
I WANT TO FIGHT WITH LIMESTONEI KNOW THAT I'M BETTER AT KISSING THAN HER
>>25757029
Is there still just one winrar?
I'll be up and writing tomorrow.Probably.
In the meantime, I think I'll go to bed. See you guys later.
>>25757090
There was two, leaving the third one open.
I was wondering why nobody has rolled for it yet.
>>25757113
Fuck it what have I got to lose. Rolling.Pinkie playfully sitting on Anon's face
Rarity forcing Anon to wear BDSM gear.
>>25757155
Anons a winrar.
>>25757155
It seems my idea is the least...Lewd of the other 2 winners.
I feel...Pure.I don't like it
>>25757155KEK
Now that's all.The requests went from innocent to saucy very fast. That's alright, it'll be fun.
>>25755494
bump
>>25757201
>>25757204
Could be cute-funny-lewd?
>>25757589
I'll make it cute lewd. AnalplugAnon's will not be very cute, though.
I don't know how to make buttfucking TOO cute. I can make it a little cute, but...
>>25757634
Good man.
>>25757634
I have to say, despite on how...Alarming AnalplugAnon's request was, I'm definitely looking forward to seeing how this turns out.
Definitely going for the night, now though.
Stayed for a while because a few comments perked my interest, but I think I'll go to bed.
Bye!
>>25757736
Goodnight Hellmeister! See you tomorrow.
>>25757736
Yep, this is certainly going to be one interesting drawing session for Riggs.
>>25758569
You're telling me!
Okidoki. I'm going to start writing for a little while. Gonna get out as much green as I can.
>>25758644
This update is a big one, nearly done though.
>>25759706
>You feel your frustration start to churn in your stomach.
>Twilight's eyes grow to the size of dinner plates.
>Anonymous looks down at her, then lazily looks at you over his shoulder.
>His eyes lock with yours, and you dart back and fourth between his and Twilight's gaze.
>It's no secret you're blushing at this point.
>The ribbon you used to put your mane back tickles against your neck.
>It was the only bit of fashion that Applejack would let you wear.
>"You look purty as ya are! If ya gotta wear somethin' keep it modest!" she instructed.
>Ordinarily you wouldn't be taking fashion advice from a pony who wears the same dirty hat every day, but she knows what Anon likes...
>The flush comes half from Anon's interested eyes, and half from Twilight's outrageous statements.
>You would never expect such brutish boasting from her.
>Anon turns around and sits on the edge of the stone forge.
>"O-Of course! My friends were a big part of it too! I just, erm..." Twilight stutters in an attempt of obvious damage control.
>You scrunch your muzzle and prepare to give her a piece of your mind.
>Your foreleg itches, and you make a quick glance down at it.
>Words start to write themselves in your fur in a light-gray cursive.
> 'Stay calm. Compliment.' it reads cryptically.
>You're paraphrasing, of course.
>What it actually writes is 'Stay cahlm. Complermant'
>It's a good thing you can translate that accent pretty well after so many years with AJ.
>You take a deep breath to keep your head about you.
"She was the fearless leader, of course." you begin, swallowing your pride, "But I certainly hope she does not belittle the contributions made by our group!"
>You smile at Twilight.
>She seems very confused.
>It's good to know you've caught her off guard.
>But something feels strange about it.
>>25759782
>Anon shrugs.
>"I'm sure she didn't mean anything by it. Of course it was a team effort, you two have a pretty powerful group of friends." he says happily.
>Twilight smiles, still unsure.
>"Y-yes! That's obvious! I thought that went without saying!" she says, her voice a higher pitch than usual.
>Anon chuckles.
>Your arm itches again.
> 'Don't let her take his attention away.' it says before fading to a new message, 'Nudge 'im a bit'
>AJ seems to think when he focusses on Twilight, even jokingly, it's hurting your chances.
>You need to widen his scope and distance him from her...
"Oh yes, why don't you tell him all about our friend group Twilight?" you say as you sit down next to Anon, "I would love to hear how you describe us."
>Twilight shakes her head.
>"I-I'm sorry Rarity, but what are you doing here? I'm w-watching Anon because he's on probation, so he should get back to-"
>Anon cracks his back.
>"Gah.. I don't know about that, Twi!" he groans, "I'd like to hear how you describe your friends too. he forge hasn't warmed up quite yet."
>Her face burns as you smirk in her direction.
>There's the distance you were looking for.
>Let's see how Twilight handles boasting about other ponies while keeping herself in the limelight.
>That question was exactly what you needed to get some distance.
>>25759798
>That question was exactly what you needed to get some distance from Twi.
>She was starting to get very buddy-buddy with you back there, fortunately somebody interrupted her.
>Unfortunately that somebody was Rarity. You were expecting a shit show, but Rarity seems reserved for some reason.
>She isn't wearing as much make up as usual, and she wears nothing more extravagent than a ribbon bow in her hair.
>Yet even with these more modest features, she feels more synthetic than ever.
>It's hard to understand, but she just doesn't have the same look she did when she had her undried mane hang down last night.
>And now she sits next to you, no doubt attempting to make Twilight jealous.
>She definitely put her on the spot with that question, though. That ought to keep the atmosphere strictly platonic.
>"Oh, s-sure, Anon. If you want me t-to.." she stutters.
>She clears her throat and looks away, attempting to come up with an intelligent answer.
>"W-well, I met them all on the same day, and they accepted me right away..." she says quickly.
>You lift a finger and sway it back an fourth.
"Don't give me that vague stuff. Who did you meet first?" you dig deeper.
>You need to drag this out as much as you can.
>She looks up as if sifting through old memories.
>"I believe I met Applejack first. She represents the element of honesty."
>You wave your hand to motion for her to elaborate.
>"Uh.. sh-she's very old fashioned! D-down-to-earth sort! Nopony more trustworthy in all of Equest- GAH!" she winces
>You jump a little at her unanticipated outburst of pain.
"Woah! You okay Twi?" you ask reflexively.
>She nods, rubbing her temple.
>"Yeah, j-just a headache is all." she says weakly.
>Rarity scratches her foreleg.
>"D-don't forget about how brave she is!" she yells loudly.
>>25759809
>You turn to her at her sudden and unexpected shouting.
"Oh... really?" you say, just trying to keep the discussion.
>Rarity nods quickly while scratching her leg.
>"O-oh yes, very brave. And very nice!" she says with a large toothy smile.
>You look her up and down as she scratches increasingly more violently.
>"B-But don't forget the s-second pony I met at Ponyville!" Twilight says, still rubbing her head.
>Your neck is starting to get sore from all the turning.
>Twilight stands up straight, her face still wincing from some odd pain.
>You knew that they had feelings for you, but why are they malfunctioning as sentient beings? Are they making themselves sick with infatuation?
>"R-Rainbow Dash is the... c-COOLest pony I've ever met!" she says, struggling through some of her words.
>You're taken aback by this.
>Twilight has never used a word as superficial as 'cool'
>She usually has a more appropriate or indepth way to describe a pony, reading will do that to you.
>What is this simplified vocabulary?
>"She's also the fastest flyer e-ever! She taught me how to fly! S-so she's, like, a mentor to the princess! ... To me!" she says enthusiastically.
>Rarity nods in agreement.
>"Yes, I suppose if anypony is 'cool' it would be Rainbow DaaaaAASsshhh" she says, dragging out the last word in a horrific way.
>She starts to scratch her leg as quickly as she can.
>Without thinking she starts to bite at it.
>You're scared.
>What the hell is going on.
>When humans have a crush, they just start to act a little awkward and shy around them.
>Do ponies start to contract diseases?! DO THEY GET HIVES OR SOMETHING?!
>You quickly try to change the point of interest.
>>25759827
"Oh, w-well.. what about Pinkie Pie?" you ask innocently.
>Rarity suddenly stop itching.
>"Pardon me?" she asks, obviously too busy to have heard you before.
"Pinkie Pie, what about Pinkie Pie? That must be a weird story."
>Twilight dismissively waves, the color coming back to her face.
>"Pinkie Pie is very funny. Joy to be around." she says without much passion.
>Rarity nods lazily.
>"Yes, very funny. Very nice." they say quickly.
>Well that was a short answer. Didn't put much thought into that one did they?
>"AWWWWW~~ Thank you guys!" shouts a cute voice to your right.
>You could almost hear the bones snapping in all of your necks when the three of you turned to see Pinkie Pie just outside the garden gate.
>"P-Pinkie?" Twilight stutters.
>"Thanks for the nice words girls! I was just passing by the garden, and you two made my day!" she says as cheerfully as ever.
>She smiles at you and waves a hoof.
>"Hiya Nonny! Havin' fun at work?"
>You wave back to her slowly.
"Oh yeah. Heaps of fun, Pinkie." you respond.
>"That's GRRRREAT!" she yells, "Well, I gotta get back to the bakery! Toodles~!"
>And with that Pinkie skips parallel to the fence until she is obscured by the castle.
>You don't know Pinkie Pie very well, only that she is pretty wild.
>Some of the stories that Rainbow Dash and Applejack tell you are pretty nuts.
>You over hear Twilight and Rarity grumble.
> "Nonny? She calls him Nonny?" they whisper to themselves.
You sigh.
>This is going to be a rough day, you can just feel it.
>>25759841
>You had not anticipated Pinkie Pie to come skipping through the scene.
>That really shook up the conversation.
>Your hat hangs on a nearby tree branch to block the sun from you binoculars.
>The chatter stone sits in front of you on rock wall you're hiding behind.
>You can't hear the conversation too loudly, but the stone does whisper what is being said to you.
>Rarity has been acting just as strange as Twilight.
>You don't know why Rarity has been actin' up, but Twi has been acting weirder than usual too.
>Is it possible that Rainbow Dash is-
>"Hiya Applejack!" says a happy voice as your binoculars fill with two blue irises.
>You audibly gasp as you jump back from PInkie standing on the other side of the rock wall.
>She smiles at you.
"Fer cryin' out loud Pinkie! What did I tell ya about sneakin' up on ponies?" you shout at her.
>She looks up in thought.
>"Actually, I don't think you've ever told me anything about sneaking up on ponies!" she says with a giggle.
>When you last saw her she was heading in the absolute opposite direction from you.
>The rock wall on the far side of the garden is obscured by shade this time of day thanks to the large oaks growing around there.
>Pinkie was heading back into town, past the open forge and around the entire castle.
>How the hay did she get back here so quickly?
"W-well, I shoulda told ya not ta do it!" You say quickly, recovering your stance and looking through the binoculars.
>Pinkie giggles.
>"Okidokiloki! Whatcha doin' out here by the way?"
>You stare at Rarity and Twilight, engaging in meaningless small talk. Nothing too important.
"Err, bird watchin'"
>"Oh! I thought you were spying on Anon!" she responds.
>Your face flushes.
"Now why in Equestria would ya think that Pinkie?" you confront her, expecting her to back down.
>She giggles to herself.
>She is hard to intimidate.
>"Because you like him!"
>You snuff air out of your nose, repositioning the stone.
"Ah do not!"
>>25759857
>Pinkie's attention is drawn to the stone you adjusted.
>"Ooooooo! You have a Rocky-Talky!"
>You raise your eyebrows
"Ya know what a chatter stone is?"
>She nods, making a curious rattling sound as she does so.
>"Oh yes! I love Rocky-Talkies!"
"How do ya know about enchanted-"
>"I grew up on a rock farm, Applejack." she says deadpan.
>You smile embarrassed.
"R-Right."
>She looks down at the smooth, rose, stone.
>"This is a really nice one! Super smooth! I like your color more than Rainbow's!"
>You look through the binoculars.
"Yeah, yeah. Thank you Pinkie. Now if you don't mind I need ta-"
>Suddenly her sentence registers.
>You strip the binoculars away from your eyes.
"What'd you say about Rainbow?" you interrogate further.
>Pinkie tilts her head.
>"She's got a blue Rocky-Talky! Why? Do you want to trade with her?"
>You slowly nod.
"Yes. Ah would like to trade Rocky-Talkies with her." you say slowly, "Where is she?"
>Pinkie chuckles.
>"I don't know! She seems really attached to that stone of hers! It does match her coat, kind of. She might like to keep-"
"Pinkie."
>She stops talking.
"Where is she?"
>Pinkie looks up into the tree branches and points.
>You look straight up into the thick green foliage.
>At first, you see nothing.
>Then you spot a flash of light blue near the absolute top.
>And when the wind is still, you can just barely hear a whisper of somepony speaking.
>You furrow your brow.
>"Well! I really gotta go now Applejack! Have fun with Rainbow!" she says before skipping away.
"Oh, Ah will Pinkie."
>You approach the trunk of the tree.
"Ah will..."
>You turn your rear to the tree.
>This is a good way to let out some steam.
>Like bucking for apples.
>>25759873
Now, the next updates have major developments, and I don't want to start them since I know they won't be finished tonight because I'm heading to bed early. I don't want to leave you guys with an unfulfilling cliffhanger. That'd ruin the pacing.
So this is all for tonight. I'll have more time to write tomorrow.
Oh god this is going to be the most amazing thing. Normally I hate silly sitcom misunderstandings, but this is pure gold. I wasn't rooting for the harem end beforeTeam bookhorse!but I am now.
>>25759988
Dub dub rigster, see ya soon buddy!
>>25706860
>>25709938
>>25751160
Ponies Aroused by Anon's Physique thread
Thanks to the anonymous drawfag who make this!
>/fit/izen in Equestria EditionOpinions? Ideas? Is this a good name?
ITT: Anon's human body is a huge turn-on for ponies. Why? The reasons vary. Sometimes there isn't one. Either way, shenanigans ensue.
Resident Writefags:
Diskotek: http://pastebin.com/ur4SSynm
MM:http://pastebin.com/u/thegeman
RiggyRag: http://pastebin.com/u/RiggyRag
Diatomic-ge's: http://pastebin.com/JKF7sPjc
Ladesko: http://pastebin.com/u/ladesko
IguessI'llstoplurkingandtrywritingsomegreen: http://pastebin.com/u/IGISLAWSG
Doinpexter's: http://pastebin.com/u/DOINPEXTER
butts: No known pastebin
Rojo: http://pastebin.com/sD6rU4JE
Eppy: http://pastebin.com/u/Eppy
The Oni: http://pastebin.com/u/The_Oni
Sleepy Bastrd: http://pastebin.com/HSwQumvK
CAMP_OMEGA_CAMPER: http://pastebin.com/0Ds5cXJM (?)Any suggestions?
>>25759873
>Rocky-Talky
holy SHIT dude
>>25760612
bemp
>>25760612
Nice...
>>25761166
>double dubs
Checked
>>25760612
>mfw this thread
>>25761624
Damn that's a qt spider
>>25762038
I know right? It'd like it if the brain of a puppy was put into the body of a puppy sized jumping spider.
Defanged and genetically engineered to never have to eat, of course. Don't want any accidents.
>>25762511
>not having a badass giant spider companion
>not training it to crawl on you, wrap its legs around your torso as if it were a breastplate and be perfectly still
>not getting to watch the looks of horror on your enemies faces as you give the command word and what they thought was just spider shaped armor drops off you and attacks alongside you
>>25762725
>spiders anywhere on my body
Nope nope nope NNOOOPPPPPEE
>>25762742
That is pretty much exactly the reaction that tactic is supposed to elicit
>>25762766
>mrw anywhere near a spider
>>25762725
Fucking awesome.
I now want this.
Check'd
>>25755555
>>25755978
>>25755990
adorable
What's with all these arachnaphobes?
>>25763303
People are afraid of dumb things, tho I may be a bit bias because I play a lot of Brood Mom in Dota2.I'm deathly afraid of syringes and I've been known to pass out just by seeing one irl. So I shouldn't really talk.
>>25763473
I live in fear. Being medicated for anxiety takes the edge off, but doesn't nearly fix the problem. You just grow to accept the pain
>>25763473
>not wanting an ultra thin needle to slowly penetrate your testicles and fill them with saline until they burst, then relaxing afterwords with a calming round of acupuncture
What are you, a faggot?
>>25763708
hot diggidy damn thats a niche fetish
>>25755978
>>25755990
She should be a bit more aggressive.
>>25763708
Reading that made me a little light headed.
I'm back!
Still got a lot of work to do, so, I won't be writing just yet.
If I finish up, I'll get something done.
>>25755494
bump
>>25757634
>>25757736
It makes sense in context.
>>25764822
The context of dad anon fucking scoots in front of a merry fire?
>>25764857
It was a nice thing. Want more actually, anyone know when that writefag will come back?
>>25764888
Which...One?
Like, me, Analplug or Riggy?
'Cos I'm still busy.
>>25765305
Whoever wrote the short of scoots in heat dreaming about getting assfucked by anon in a Santa costume.
>>25765329
Oh. That's Anal.
>>25765361
Figures.
>>25765361I'm not actually upset about that carlos. That was well put. 10/10
Just finished my worst final. 1 down, 2 to go.
I'll be writing tonight.
>>25765471
Good luck Rigster!
>>25765471
Dragonforce is playing for you, bring the epic.
>>25765511
Thanks friend But my other finals aren't until tomorrow and the next day. I just have to study like crazy today.
Fortunately I should have even more time to write today than yesterday!
>>25765526
And I will, the update for tonight will be a little out of control.
>>25765549
Good or bad out of control?
>>25765566Yes
>>25765583
Good enough for me. I shall lurk until it starts.
>>25755494
bump
I finally get around to reading Riggy's update and kek.Then I read the thread after that and think "Dammit Anal, what fuckin' happened?"
>>25760612Can't forget the splashing, Riggy. It's a tradition. Also I'm totes down for some threadcromancy.
>>25755494
Is yandere accepted here too?
>>25766498
I'd say so. Tsundere and Yandere at like siblings. As long as it isn't too violent or anything. Just possessive.
Yeah, I don't think I'll be able to get a story done tonight.
Sorry to any who were waiting for one.
I'll try to get one done for tomorrow!
>>25766881
It's okay senpai, we got time.
>>25766881
I want my cute bdsm lewd :(
>>25765329
Can I get a link to that short for reasons.
>>25755494
bump
>>25755494
bump
It's slow, so I'll copy pasta my green from last thread.
>Be baka
>There's a cute grill, totally cuddleable
>But she's a bitch to you
>You try one more time to talk to her
"Hey , what's up?"
>"Eep! Ugh, it's you. Go away, idiot. "
>Oh. Okay.
>With your head held low, you walk home from school.
>You cross the street
>TRUCK OUTTA FUCKIN NOWHERE
>You are kill.
>Grill was watching you leave from the window
>OH MY GOD, ANON!!!
>With tears in her eyes, she rushes to your body
>He was mashed into a pulp
>His eyes were gouged out, and his elbows broken
>His knees were split and suffered from mysterious burns
>Limbs hacked and mangled, his head smashed in and his heart cut out, liver removed and his bowels unplugged, his nostrils raped and his bottom burned off, and his penis split, and his...
>You sit above your body as a ghost. How getting hit by a truck caused all that, you have no idea. It was probably the truck nuts.
>Grill sits besides your body, sobbing
>"A-anon... I never got to tell you how I really felt. I loved you so much. I-i just didn't know how to show it... "
Why didn't you just say so, you fuck?
>You try to talk to her, but she can't understand Ghost.
>What you speak in plain English is a garbled mess to her
>"But wait, there's more! But wait, there's more! But wait, there's more! "
>"Billy? Billy Mays?"
>"BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE "
>"AAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"
>She runs away
>Haha, fuck life, you're gonna haunt this bitch until your dying day, pretending to be Billy Mays.
>You use your ghost powers to put cans of Oxyclean all around her house.
>Put am Awesome Augar in her bed while she sleeps
>Glue her school books shit with Mighty Puddy
>Keep doing this until she kills herself with a Shamwow.
>Have awesome angry ghost sex
>The end
>>25757155
Here ya go! Congrats on winning Drawfag Funtime!
I'll be writing in a few minutes. Just gotta move my stuff.
>>25770461
Also, I gave you free upgrade to the basic color prize because nobody won that, and it's simple enough to throw in.
>>25770461
>>25770474
This pleases me. Thank you :3
>>25770461
potatoity
>>25765361
Carlos!If y'all want more green, come meet me in the age difference thread.
>>25768379
http://pastebin.com/TYp58ycp
boop
>>25755990
Heart is happy.
Biggest single update ever.
>>25759873
>You cock your hind legs back as much as you can.
>There's a lot more emotion going into this kick than you anticipated.
>As you ready yourself you feel your hindquarters shake from the tension.
>You can't wait any longer.
>You let your powerful thighs launch your hooves into the side of the sturdy oak.
>It shakes violently, and the sounds of rattling leaves fills the air.
>Snapping twigs fall from the tree immediately.
>A smooth blue stone falls to the ground by your hooves.
>A few seconds later it is followed by a blue pegasus as she tumbles through the branches clumsily.
>She lands on her back, wincing from the impact. Binoculars still hanging around her neck.
>Just seeing her spying on Anon, and your friends of course, so close to you fills you with rage.
>She rubs her head before starting to sit up.
>You cast your shadow over her.
>She looks up at you with pink eyes of confusion.
>After she gets a good look at you, however, they become aggrivated.
>"What was THAT for?!" she shouts.
>You huff in her face.
"What are you doin' here?"
>Rainbow rubs her head and looks at your binoculars on the stone wall.
>"Same thing as you apparently! So what?" she asks, shaking her head.
>You frown.
>"No wonder Twi is actin' so weird. Why are ya makin' her act like such a big headed jerk?"
>Suddenly Rainbow's patience runs out.
>"WHA- EXCUSE ME?! I was helping Twilight emphasize how AWESOME she is!" she retorts.
>You scoff.
"Seemed more like ya were gettin' her to toot yer own horn!" you reply with venom.
>Rainbow stands up and presses her nose against yours.
>"Only because YOU started it! Patted yourself on the back before, didn't you?"
>You start to blush.
"A-Ah was just tryin' ta change the subject is all! Wanted him to focus more on Rarity!"
>Rainbow Dash blows a razzberry in the air.
>"I'm callin bull on that one AJ! You were tryin' to bring Anon's attention to YOU!"
>You look away, trying to hide your blush.
"Th-That's not it at ALL!"
>>25771997
>You turn back to her.
>You need to get on the attack.
"At least Ah didn't have Rares say Ah was the 'coolest pony' she ever met!"
>Rainbow Dash's flushed face does not stop her from replying.
>"Just admit it: You just want Anon to notice you!"
>The burning in your cheeks is unbearable.
>The discomfort adds to your anger.
"THAT'S NOT TRUE." you yell.
>You find yourself having an increasingly hard time saying such things.
>Anon is just a friend. You're just helping Rarity get to him, because she has romantic interest in him.
>That's it, there's nothing more to it!
>SO WHY ARE YOU HAVING SUCH A HARD TIME SAYING THAT?
>"You just want him to yourself! You want to steal him from m- Twilight and Rarity!" Rainbow stutters.
>Without warning you pounce on Rainbow Dash, pinning her to the ground.
"NO! THAT AIN'T IT AT ALL." you shout at her.
>"YES IT IS! There was something more to that night you spent in bed with him, wasn't there?!"
>You open your mouth to deny it further, but your voice remains in your lungs.
>Your vocal chords tighten and refuse to yell another denial.
>This never happens when you're telling the truth.
>But you have to be telling the truth.
>Why would you lie about something like this?
>The only one you would be lying to is...
>...is...
>You let out the air in your lungs, and reconfigure your thoughts.
>At this point, your face is as crimson as possible.
>You haven't been lying... right?
>Lying to yourself?
>You look Rainbow in the eyes, and she stares back with an angry sort of confusion.
>The idea of her trying so hard to impress Anon makes a foreign kind of rage grow from your core.
>>25772004
>You try to suppress it, but it's too late.
>You need to go back on the offensive.
"AT LEAST AH DON'T FORCE MAH FRIENDS TA TALK ABOUT HOW 'COOL' AH AM! AT LEAST AH DON'T MAKE THEM LOOK LIKE STUPID COCKY JOCKS, LIKE YASELF!"
>Her face scrunches in total unrestrained outrage.
>That hit a nerve.
>She uses her wings to tackle through you and pin you down.
>"WHO ARE YOU CALLING A STUPID JOCK?!" she yells into your face.
>You put your legs under her stomach and cock back.
>She looks under herself, then back up at you in fear.
>You launch her directly backwards into the large oak tree.
>With a thump she flops to the ground and struggles to get up.
>She looks up at you with a bruise on her face where it slammed against the tree.
>You breathe heavily, realizing what you just did.
"R-Rainbow Ah..." you begin, trying to find the way to apologize.
>Rainbow stands in silence.
>She jumps into the air and takes off, flying high above the tree line towards the blinding sun.
>You sigh as she flies out of sight before you can apologize.
>Things got way out of hoof. You'll have to find her later. You definitely don't want this petty squabble over Anon to get between you two.
>How did the two of you get here?
>Rainbow does a poor job of masking her feelings for Anon. You've known her for long enough to see when she has a crush.
>And now you have to come to terms with your own feelings.
>You're going to have to be honest with yourself for once.
>There's definitely something there.
>It might be the combination of his nice, trusting, nature and his mighty impressive body.
>Whatever it is, you need to address it at some po-
>>25772018
>Something slams into your side with the force of a train.
>You reflexively latch onto the blue blur that slammed directly into you.
>Suddenly you're off the ground, and your reflexive grip is the only thing keeping you from falling.
>You look up at the Rainbow Dash you're holding on to as she uses her momentum to fly twenty feet in the air.
"RAINBOW WHAT ARE YA DOIN?! PUT ME DOWN! PUT! ME! DOWN!" you start to shout
>Rainbow Dash appears panicked.
>"I-I WASN'T TRYING TO PICK YOU UP! JUST TACKLE YOU! Y-YOU'RE THE ONE THAT'S HOLDING ON T-TO ME!" she says.
>Her altitude and velocity stops increasing, and for a moment the two of you hang in freefall.
>"I can't carry us both!" she squeaks just before starting to fall.
>You hold on to Rainbow's tail as she spins into an angled nose dive, trying to maintain some sort of arc to prevent crashing directly into the dirt.
>>25772029
>What the hell is happening right now.
>Seriously, you're lost.
>You thought having the knowledge of them crushing on you would be an advantage.
>You know, some information that would keep you from being oblivious to what's going on.
>But about a minute ago, they two of them started acting completely out of control.
>First Twilight covered her ears and placed her chin on the ground, groaning loudly.
>Almost immediately after, Rarity began itching her leg on pretty much any and everything around you.
>And it has only gotten worse.
>Twilight is rolling on the ground moaning in discomfort.
>Rarity is literally dragging her leg against the dirty floor. The itchiness of her leg is driving her completely mad.
>You weren't prepared for this.
>These ponies are mad, what in the hell is going on?
>You may be confused, but you have to do something about it. They're in such agony, you can't just sit by.
>Suddenly you have an idea on how to help one of them.
>Twilight is going to be trickier but, you know that your hands could help Rarity.
>You grab Rarity's leg and drag her over.
"Let me itch it, I've got the fingers for it!" you say as optimistically as you can.
>You're sure your expression is still one of surprised horror.
>Rarity struggles to pull away as you reach to itch her leg.
>"N-NO! Don't l-loo-"
"Just let me help, okay?!" you interrupt in a minorly panicked tone.
>You reach to scratch her leg when you notice something peculiar.
>Her fur has odd patches of gray on them.
>And you can read them.
>They don't spell anything but giberish but the looks of it.
>But the spots keep changing into new words rapidly, you can barely keep up.
>But you make out a few... key ones.
> 'COOL' 'JOCK' 'YASELF'
>It's a little hard to understand most words because they're written in some other dialect.
>But the question is less what is on her arm, and more WHY it is.
>>25772042
>Suddenly the words stop showing up, and Twilight stops rolling around.
>You all sit up in silence.
>Rarity looks away in embarrassment while Twilight rubs her temples with both hooves.
"Rarity... what where those words on your arm?"
>She still doesn't look at you.
>"I-I don't know what you're..." she trails off.
>She can't lie to you about this, you saw it with your own eyes.
"Rarity. What was that stuff on your..." you pause, hearing echoes in the distance.
>Twilight's ears perk up as well.
"Do you hear... screaming?" you say on alert.
>It starts to get louder, and you step just outside of the forge's roofed section.
>You look up in the direction of the screaming to see a silhouette coming straight at you.
>With quick reflexes you dive to the left, letting the soaring screamer fly directly into the forge as it pulls up.
>Unfortunately, by dodging you doomed Rarity to have the screamer slam directly into her.
>Rarity and the mysterious blurs smash into the stacks of sacks of topsoil used for the garden.
>In a large woodchip and soil explosion, they come to a crash landing.
>You wait for the dust to settle and approach the wreckage.
>To your suprise, you see several differently colored pony parts popping out from under the topsoil.
>A white leg here, two orange ears over there, and one blue butt and hind legs directly in front of you.
>Flashbacks to your bed last night lets you realize whose butt it is in a milisecond.
>But you're not sure why they are here.
>To say Twilight is shocked would be an understatement.
>She stares at the limp flank of Rainbow Dash like she just witnessed a war atrocity.
>There's a kind of emotion where one is so shocked by events taking place, they start to think it they didn't happen in the first place.
>Twilight wipes her eyes repeatedly, as if she hallucinated the entire thing.
>>25772052
>You grab Rainbow's back legs, making her butt tense up from surprise.
>It's definitely cute, but you're a little too confused right now to chuckle at it.
>Twilight comes to her senses as you pull Rainbow Dash from the carnage.
>Twilight wanders over to the white leg and orange ears before using her magic to slowly lift the limp ponies out of the dirt pile.
>Surprisingly, they're still concious, just visibly shaken.
>Even Rainbow Dash pops out with nothing more than a few scrapes and a very dirty mane.
>You sit her down in a row next to the others as they adjust to what's going on around them.
>You give them a minute or two to come back to reality.
>Nobody says anything.
>There's an intense silence that seeps into every crack of the forge.
>With all the commotion, even the birds have stopped chirping.
>You place your hands on your hips and clear your throat.
"What is going on?" you ask in a stern, almost parental voice.
>Nobody says a word.
>You look at Rainbow Dash.
>She stares you in the eye with a determined look.
"Rainbow, what is going on?"
>"Wrestiling with AJ, got airborne, crashed." she says like a soldier would.
>Her face is like stone.
>You're not getting anything out of her.
>You turn to Rarity.
>You don't have to say anything, your gaze forces her to answer.
>"I use magic to write reminders on my arms. Sometimes the spell doesn't work right and makes me itchy." she says quickly, looking away.
>No luck with her either.
>You turn to your left and look at Twilight leaning against a support beam.
>"I'm prone to nasty headaches. Part of being an Alicorn."
>You sigh at her obvious lie. No way that is a common occurence she just went through.
>You finally turn your head to Applejack.
>You eyes lock with hers.
>Sweat drips down the side of her face, making a trail in the dirt that's caked on her fur.
>She doesn't say anything.
>She buttons her lip.
>But you keep staring.
>>25772067
>The three other ponies turn and look at her as well.
>They don't say anything, but their faces show little glimpses of anxiety.
>You continue to stare.
>She starts to bite her lip, and her eyes dart about the room.
>You stare at her patiently for a solid minute, letting the tension build.
>She starts to shake, trying to keep it inside.
"Appleja-"
>"RAINBOW AN' AH MADE A BET ON WHO WOULD WIN OVER YER HEART AND GOT THESE TALKY STONES SO WE COULD COMMUNICATE WITH RARITY AND TWILIGHT FROM A DISTANCE AN' THING GOT OUTTA HOOF AND WE WAS FIGHTIN' OVER THERE AN' WE CRASHED OVER HERE AN' I'M REAL SORRY."
>She shouts it all in one breath then drops her chin to the floor, pulling her hat over her ears.
>The other three ponies groan loudly, all of them losing their confident posture.
>Your calmness is starting to fade.
>A burning feeling rises in your chest, and tightens your face.
>You fold your arms instinctively, and take a deep breath.
>You try to remain calm.
"You... made a bet... on who would win... my HEART?" you stutter between rage.
>All three ponies nod.
>You take a deep breath again.
>But it's too late.
>The fuse has been lit.
>And the flame has made it to the explosives.
>You put your arms behind your head.
"Well that's... just... GREAT! Just when I thought I had it all figured out, I was totally wrong yet again! Just oblivious Anon getting toyed with by every pony in town!" you yell.
>Your human voice echoes through the fields.
>The words come straight out without any censorship.
"Who else is in on this? Huh? PInkie Pie? Fluttershy? Fuckin' Spike?" you swear, making Rarity and Twilight flinch.
>They aren't the swearing sort.
"Do you all think I'm stupid? Just because I give everyone the benefit of the doubt?! I'm not oblivious, I JUST TRUST YOU ALL!" you yell.
>>25772080
>You clench your fists and start to pace.
"Oh, I know all about Twilight and Rarity's conditions. I know how you feel, but judging by the way that Rainbow Dash and Applejack are acting around me, I can only assume they are smitten by me as well!"
>The ponies look you right in the eyes with looks of complete fear and shock.
>Nobody here has ever seen you mad.
>Nobody.
"And what happens when you all start to like me as more than a friend? Do you tell me? Do you let me know how you feel? NO! You make bets on my emotions and play with my heart! I didn't even know I could have a relationship with a pony until YESTERDAY! How am I supposed to figure this all out in ONE NIGHT?!" you continue to yell.
>You put your face in your hands and take a deep breath.
>You need to get away from them.
>There's someone you need to talk to right now.
>You point at each pony.
"You all need to settle this shit right here, right now. Make amends, become friends again, and make. it. work." you demand.
>You stand up straight, fixing your t-shirt.
"I'm going for a very long walk. When I get back, I should be getting answers." you state.
>The ponies stare at you with wordless pain.
>Rarity holds back tears, but not as much as Twilight. Applejack shakes underneath her hat, and Rainbow Dash turns away to hide her shame.
>>25772092
>You stand there for a moment, looking over the devastated ponies.
>They are your friends, even after all this.
>But these feeling of being manipulated and betrayed are too much right now.
>You need to go sort them out.
"I'll be back in a few hours." you say before pointing at the floor, "FIx this mess between all of you by the time I get back."
>You turn away from them and head to the gates of the garden.
>Your heart burns from an adrenaline fueled haze, and you start to feel the negative emotions weigh down on you.
>You're not the crying type, you're more of an uncontrollable rage type.
>But you supress your urge to punch the trees you pass as you head towards the forest.
>Fucking ponies.
>What are they doing to your heart?
>>25772106
Well that was a depressing bombshell. That's all for tonight lads. My computer is almost out of battery, and I need sleep for my final tomorrow morning.
Goodnight my lovely O'hana. I'll be back tomorrow for more updates!
>>25760612
My body is ready...
It's time to resurrect this thread.
Who's with me!?
>>25772117
>computer almost out of battery
You mean a laptop? Why not just plug it in?
>>25772106
Man, shit got out of hand quickly.
Good update anyways.
>Mfw
>>25770461
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>>25771997
>15563/2000
That's easily eight posts, damn Riggy, you write fast.Excited to read it all.
>>25772106
need some more o dat green, myo'hana. You've only made my appetite for harempone greater.
>>25772106
>>25772465
You kidding? That shit hit the fan so hard it induced nuclear fusion.And like nuclear fusion, it was beautiful when I saw it, and I wish I could see such a beautiful thing a second time.
>>25772080
>applejack completely buckling and spilling the beans
kek
at least you know you can always trust her
>page 9 boop
>>25774081
>>25772080
>>25772092
Is it me or this Anon is just being unreasonable?
I mean most of the green he was oblivious to everything around him and than suddenly he knows it all and again, why all of this rage and shouting?Like drama for the sake of the drama?
>>25774344
Well, it's a pretty confusing situation, so he may be acting irrationally in response.
Plus, I'm not sure he likes having how oblivious he is pointed out to him. One would get a little upset.Still not back
dont die thread!
>>25774373
>having how oblivious he is pointed out to him
But was that pointed out to him at all?
I mean, if it was the same Anon then after Applejack's confession his reaction would be like "Oh and huh? What do you mean be this? doushio...".
I may be wrong though, his irrationality is the point.
>>25774463
I shall break the development of Anon from Oblivious to aware over the course of the story into points.
The Anon in this story WAS oblivious, but not completely so.
One of the main reasons he didn't understand was simply because he had no idea ponies could fall in love with humans.
Once this was pointed out to him in RD and Applejack's dialogue, he realised that he was wrong. However, there was something else in the way of him seeing the truth.
Even though he'd only just figured out that ponies could feel that way, he still had the whole "they are my friends and have been since before I knew about that" thing in his head. It just didn't connect.
Once THAT had been explained to him, he realised exactly how little he actually knew about this.
The idea was now in his head, and he had become considerably less oblivious over the course of the story.
He was clueless, and coming to terms with that was difficult. He felt he had learnt something. That he understood what was going on, and he could fix it.
Once again, however, just when he was working towards this goal that he thought he had figured out completely, it turns out that there was yet MORE things that he didn't know, and that he was still oblivious, dispite him getting the idea that he wasn't any more.
He didn't need to blame himself, as the development of this wasn't presented in front of him before it happened this time.
He still thought of it as something he missed, because, how could he tell?
TL;DR He's confused and fustrated because he thought he understood when he didn't.
>>25774536
You know it's good fiction when people start nerding out over it.
>>25774536
>One of the main reasons he didn't understand was simply because he had no idea ponies could fall in love with humans.
I didn't thought about this one, heh.
In this case his anger should be pointed toward himself, it's his own fault for being this dense.
But then they kinda playing with his feelings and everything builds up inside, welp you may be right.
>>25772237
JUST DO IT!
>>25774344
>>25774373
>>25774463
>>25774536
>>25774582
This is some good analysis, dang. Hellmeister, I don't think I could explain it better.
>In this case his anger should be pointed toward himself, it's his own fault for being this dense.
You're totally right! I won't explain much here because a lot of it is addressed in the next update.
When we feel disappointment in ourselves, especially because of other people, we tend to externalize it before anything else.
So he's pretty mad at himself for being oblivious, but he let it out by yelling at the ponies who toyed with him because they're the catalyst. It's hard to realize that your rage comes from somewhere else in the heat of the moment.
Again, this will all be explored in the next update
>>25772442
My plug was in my room where my roommate was sleeping, and I had to go to bed anyway.
>>25772237
yis pls
>>25755494
bump
Alrighty, I'm back.
Writing a story will be a little complicated because my taskbar is screwing up and doesn't display any of my programs correctly, but it's not impossible.
I'm still pretty busy, but I think It's about time I got a story out.
>>25776349
I have been waiting, god speed.
>>25759782
>>25759798
>>25759809
>>25759827
>>25759841
>>25759857
>"Because you like him!"
>>25759873
>"This is a really nice one! Super smooth! I like your color more than Rainbow's!"
>>25759988
Very good, like, a lot. Funny, cute, emotionful. Nice.
>>25760612
Um, hello?
>>25771997
This post is golden.
>>25772004
>>25772018
>You launch her directly backwards into the large oak tree.
What the fuck!? NO!
>>25772029
>>25772042
>>25772052
>>25772067
>"Wrestiling with AJ, got airborne, crashed." she says like a soldier would.
>"I use magic to write reminders on my arms. Sometimes the spell doesn't work right and makes me itchy." she says quickly, looking away.
>"I'm prone to nasty headaches. Part of being an Alicorn."
Beautiful.
>>25772080
This AJ is canon worthy. Realy nicely done.
>>25772092
I like this Anon.
>>25772106
I love it.: 3 I do.
Bumb.
I'm getting a good laugh writing this part of the story. Definitely think you'll enjoy it.
>>25777539
I hope so, I like it when I enjoy stories.
>>25755494
bump
>>25755494
bump
It's time. Story time.
RD POV
>"...Well, that's it. All done. Thanks for the help."
>Phew!
>That was actually a pretty good work out.
>The books were always in the same place, downstairs, into the foye...Yeh...Uh...Main enterance thingie, round a few corners and into the room with the tree in it.
>You had to turn a bunch to stop yourself from crashing into the walls.
>Pretty good way to work on your control.
>Speed is where it's at, but you've found lately that you've been getting a little stiff where turning is concerned.
>You probably could make a better time than what you got if you went ahead and did it agai-
>Time.
>You look at the clock.
>Crap. Good thing you did. Few minutes away 'til Anon's break.
"Uh, I can't stay around for the results, Twi. I'm gonna say that won though."
>Twilight pauses a little. Seems she was taking her papers somewhere.
>"What? Uh...OK. See you later, then."
>You can see her smile a bit as she walks off.
>...Y-you did win, right?
>Argh, you'll have to find out later.
>You take off at an angle and shoot through the window without turning.
>That was SWEET! you didn't touch the sides of the window or ANYTHING!
>Guess you're still on point from the awesome test you did with Twilight.
>Not like you're ever NOT on point.
>Should make getting to Anon even faster, anyway.
>You bet you'll even get there first.
>>25778926
>Your muscles still feel like they're on fire!
>Damn, you love the feeling of a good work out. That burning pain telling you your muscles are getting bigger?
>Can't beat it.
>You're going SO FAST right now!
>...Uh...Maybe, uh...
>Yeah, slow down a bit.
>You could see the tell tale cone-thing you know only happens when you're about to pull off a sonic rainboom.
>Not over town. You're pretty close to the ground.
>That'd be bad.
>You don't need to go that fast, anyway. You're gonna make it.
>Yup, there's Applejack's house.
>You're excited again.
>You didn't bring any stuff for horseshoe toss, or whatever.
>But you could race him.
>Hah! That's one thing he never beats you at.
>He has gotten close a few times, though. Not REAL close, but close.
>He's getting better at it, that's for sure.
>...H-he won't EVER be able to be you though. No way!
>You don't wanna even think about him winning!
>It sucks when he wins! H-he gets all stupid, and he sm-smiles a lot, a-and l-looks at y-you a-a-and...
>...Wait, what's he doing?
>Is that...A deck chair?
>H-HE'S LYING ON A FREAKIN' DECK CHAIR?!
>THAT COCKY, S-SMUG, S-s-STUpid...S-s-s...Sehhh...?
>...H-h-he isn't w-wearing a s-shir...A-a sh-sh-shuuuhh-sh-shirt.
>F-fff-fff-fff...f-f-fine. Wh-whatever.
>>25778932
ANON'S POV
>Heh. there she is.
>She took a while, and it was hot, so You went and got a deck chair from your house. And sunglasses.
>Considering that ponies walk around naked, you decided that taking your shirt off wouldn't be too big a deal.
>You also got an iced tea. Mainly because you were thirsty, but also to add to the effect.
"Oh, hey, RD. Was begining to think you wouldn't show up."
>"...Wh-whh-huh...H-how...B-b-b-but..."
>She's flushed red and breathing heavily.
>Guess she's feeling the weather too.
>Doesn't explain the stuttering, though.
>You wait until she says something that you can understand.
>"Bu-bu-buuuuuhhh...Buhuaaahhh...Whaaaaatt..."
>Sounds like it'll take a while.
>She seems pretty out of breath.
"What, did you do a few too many warm up laps or something?"
>"...S-s-stupid..."
>You laugh.
>Seems like she's caught her breath again.
>You sit up on the chair.
>She averts her eyes, occasionaly taking a glance back at you.
"Well, you're lucky. Today, we're not going to be running around too much."
>She looks at you, puzzled, looks down at your chest and turns away again.
"This bothering you?"
>You gesture to your bare upper half.
>She doesn't even look.
>"...N-n-no."
"Good. No way am I putting a shirt back on in this weather."
>>25778942
>She slowly looks over at you, and with a mixture of anger and concentration on her face, she looks you in the eye.
>"Fuh-fuh-Fine! Y-you'll need it f-for wh-when y-you b-break a sw-swuh...SUH-SWEAAAAT trying to catch up!"
>You look at her, feigning a puzzled expression.
"Whatever do you mean?"
>One of her ears begins to twitch, and doesn't stop.
>"W-we-WE'RE GOING TO RACE!"
>You throw back your head in exagerated hearty laughter.
"Oh no we won't."
>"He-HEH! Ss-sscared?"
"Actually I was thinking we should do something else."
>You finish off your iced tea.
>She looks...Interested?
>You can't tell, her expression is all over the place.
>"L-like what?"
"Well, last night got me thinking."
>You put the glass on the deck chair and walk over to her.
>She doesn't budge, and looks at you, wide eyed as you approach.
>"L-l...Last night?"
"Yep. AND I was thinking, since AJ just said I could have the day off..."
>"Y-y-y...D-day off?"
>You sigh.
>You hope she gets out of this state soon.
"Yep. The day off, so, I thought maybe we could walk around town a bit? Maybe, uh...?"
>You have to admit, after that iced tea and the feast, you're not really feeling up to eating or drinking.
"Hang out?"
>She suddenly looks really pleased.
>"R-REALLY?!"
>Her blush intensifies, and she becomes angry again.
>"U-uh...'C-cos that sounds lame!"
>>25778954
>You know her well enough to tell that she's just acting tough.
"Oh, come on, Dash, you said you liked last night. I liked it too."
>"B-but that was only because you crashed into me! It was an apology!"
>Oh, you see how it is.
>She wants to hang out, but she needs some kind of "reason" for it.
"Don't you like hanging out with me?"
>She looks conflicted.
>It takes her a while, but she makes eye contact with you again.
>"N-no...T-that's not it..."
"Well, then, what have you got to lose? Come on!"
>You pick the glass back up and fold the deck chair.
"I've got to take these back to my house, anyway."
>You head off in the direction of your house, and by extension, Ponyvile.
>She says nothing, and flies after you slowly.
>She seems a little unsure.
>Well, you know what will get her in the mood.
>Despite the extra weight, you suddenly break out into a run towards you house, leaving her behind.
>You don't hear her for a moment, and you're actually worried that the plan failed, until...
>"I-I-IDIOT!"
>Yep, she's down for it.
>She flies faster, and soon catches up.
>She doesn't treat it like a race, though, just following behind you.
>Which is good for you, as this is about as fast as you can go.
>You look like a sort of surfer. Shades on, shirt off, but instead of a surfboard under your arm, you have a deck chair.
>You feel a strange urge to yell "COWABUNGA!" at the top of your lungs, but you resist it for the sake of dignity.
>>25778967
RD POV
>You really wish he'd put his shirt back on.
>But nope, he went into his house, put away the stupid chair and came out, still with the sunglasses, still without a shirt.
>Stupid...A-Anon....
>You feel almost embarrassed walking alongside him like this.
>...Almost.
>He may be an idiot, but he's still...Y-your idiot. So you'll make an exception this time.
>Besides, this feels like a date.
>You're not going to miss out on that.
>Wait...Yeah! He asked YOU out this time!
>And the whole shirtless thing?
>Yep, he's totally hitting on you.
>There's no other explaination for it.
>Guess you'll just HAVE to enjoy it.
>You giggle against your will.
>H-he really looks rediculous.
"S-so, where are we going?"
>He puts his arms behind his head and stretches forward.
>U-unf.
>...C-come on Rainbow, put your wings away before he sees.
>"Well, are you thirsty?"
>Yeah. You're dying over here.
"N-no."
>"Eh, neither am I."
>He pauses for a second, then grins and looks at you.
>"Want me to carry you again?"
>Yes.
"Sh-shut up."
>>25778976
>So you walk around town for a while.
>...Stop looking at his chest.
>Wait...I-is he starting to sweat?
>Nononononono, look somewhere else.
>LOOK SOMEWHERE ELSE.
>STOP LOOKING!
>"So, you thirsty yet?"
>Yes, give me a tall glass of nothing but your-
"NO."
>"Oh OK."
>Stop lying, RD. Passing out ISN'T COOL.
"...M-maybe just one drink...?"
>"Heh. I knew it."
>Oh, don't pretend that you're not thirsty.
>You're thirsty, really.
>I BET YOU ARE.
>...You're really starting to lose it.
>It's a cruel combo of dehydration, your own body heat and the sun.
>You might start halucinating soon.
>He may need to carry you again.
>...Not a bad Ide-
>Pride. PRIDE!
>You're approaching a lemonade stand.
>Take me. Take me to the drink.
>TAKE. ME.
>>25778989
>CELESTIA'S TEATS THAT'S GOOD.
>You wolf down a glass of lemonade.
>It's like nectar of the gods.
"A-annother! Please!"
>You don't care about the look Anon's giving you right now.
>Or that he's paying for 7 glasses of lemonade.
>Make that 8.
>You don't care that you just said "please".
>You're just glad you're not going to die.
>You take a minute to catch your breath.
>"That's the Rainbow Dash I kno-"
"Shhhh...SHUT UP!"
>Phew. PHEW.
>OK.
>Right.
>NOW, you can care about what you just did.
"You...Don't you tell ANYPONY about this."
>Anon just grins.
"DON'T. EVEN."
>And, he's laughing now.
>Damnit.
"Th-this isn't funny!"
>"Y-yes. Yes it is."
>You've never wanted to kiss somepony to death before.
>...Y-you're not going to, though.
>>25779002
>"Well."
"...W-w-well, WHAT?!"
>"I'd say that was worth a weeks wages."
>He sticks his tounge out at you.
>You'd return the gesture, but you're afraid it might not go back in.
>Today was, hands down, the most embarrassing day of your life.
>You hope none of your friends saw that.
>"Pinkie seemed pretty peppy today."
"Well, when isn't sh...Wait, why are we talking about Pinkie?"
>"Don't you renember? She was running the lemonade stand. It was like some kind of Sugar Cube Corner thing."
>SHE WAS NOT.
>...Damnit. She was.
>This can't get any worse.
>"Oh, hey you two!"
>Oh. It's Rari-
>OH. IT'S RARITY.
>NO.
>"Oh, hey Rarity."
>"Hi, Anonymous."
>Did she just wink at him?
>She totaly just looked at his chest.
>No, you're just seeing things.
>But what if you're not.
>>25779019
"S-so, Rarity? Why are you here?"
>You say it with gritted teeth in hope she catches your spite.
>She looks round at you.
>The clouds in your head are clearing.
>She's wearing a pair of stylish sunglasses and a pink frilled saddle with matching parasol. Of course.
>"Oh, hi, Rainbow dash!"
>She looks back and forwards between you and Anon for a while.
>She then gets it, and blushes.
>"O-oh! I'm, I...Rainbow, I am awfuly sorry."
"...You'd better be..."
>Maybe you said it a bit too quietly.
>"It was a nice day out, so I decided I'd go outside and show off one of my custom solsaddles.
>She poses, displaying it.
>"What do you think? I chose pink, as, well, it's summer, and..."
>She catches the glare you're giving her.
>"Anyway~, I left a note on the door for you, Rainbow, just in case you, ah..."
>She clears her throat.
>"Decided to visit. But it looks like we both had other plans, so..."
"RARITY."
>"Ah, uhm...Oh! Yes, there was something important I needed to tell you about, Rainbow. Before I go."
>Using her magic, she reaches into one of the bags on her "solsaddle" and pulls out...Two tickets.
"What are those?"
>"Well, I recived a letter containing mine ticket and also a letter for you, containing yours. Funny how they got...Mixed up in the..."
"..."
>"...It's the Grand Galloping Gala."
>>25779026
>Really, did she just interupt your date with Anon for THAT?
"Listen, Rarity. That's great and all, bu-"
>...Oh.
>...Does she...Mean...
>Rarity is looking over at you.
>She winks.
>She...Can't be thinking about...
>"As much as I'd...R-really like to go..."
>She is.
>"Here, Anonymous. Take my ticket. I...I have business back at the boutique I need to attend to that...That prevents...me from going."
>"Uh, Wow. Thanks, Rarity, I don't know what to say."
>There's a pause for a moment, as he expects Rarity to say something.
>She eventually speaks.
>"...It's...Nothing at all, Anonymous. I, I really need to go, now."
>"Uh, OK, uh...See ya..."
>She was already walking away by the time Anon had finished talking.
>"H-here's your ticket."
>She presents your ticket to you, and you take it, reluctantly.
>She casts you a solomn glance, gives a weak smile and walks away.
>...Wow. Rarity, just...Gave up her place at the Gala so you could spend it with Anon.
>"Hey! That means we can go together, right? To the, uh, Gala thing?"
>You just look at him, and nod. Mouth closed.
>Speechless. Nothing to say at all. Your mind is blank.
>But...Slowly, excitement radiates from your very core.
>You don't know exactly what you're going to do at the Gala.
>But you'll bet Rarity will be able to tell you.
Story time over. Back to positions.
>>25779026
Yes moar it sustains me
Gah. I didn't proof read it well this time.
I just thought it was really good, so I just...Let it out.
Whatever. It shouldn't matter too much.Won't have to commit sudoku
>>25759873
>>"I grew up on a rock farm, Applejack." she says deadpan.
I can just picture her saying this line in my head.
>>25755494
It's a beautiful thread Today.
Snow is falling, Writefags are writing...
And abandoners like me....Should be planted in hell. [\spoiler]
Pic half related.
>>25779483
Explinations bump.
So, where was I?
Well, not that long after that crash, I ended up in a biking accident, and broke my hand. Didn't help that the righty broke his right hand either.
Schoolwork started up again, lost track of time, not to mention inspiration. Hell, only recently dug myself out of the shitstorm. But I'm getting this plaster off soon. Its good to see the thread going on strong.
>>25772092
>There's someone you need to talk to right now
>>25772106
>you head towards the forest.
>>25779483
>>25779586
Welcome back Fruitbowl, sucks about your hand.Not that I was worried or anything! I just enjoy the content is all!
>>25779483
>>25779586
FRUITY! You've returned to us! I was starting to get worried!
Welcome back, brother. I wish you a speedy recovery.
>>25755494
bump
>>25779758
My first thought was FS as well but then I wondered if he was talking about Zecora.
She seems like bro-material. Plus she is removed enough from the mane 6 group to be impartial.
I... I love you RiggyRag
>>25779758
>>25780621You'll very soon.
>>25780767
Oh! I love you too War Pig! I haven't seen your name around here yet, I don't think. How are you?
I'm writing now, everybody.
>>25780864
Pretty good, I haven been on here in a long time. Well over a year now.
>>25780927
Well welcome back, and welcome to the O'hana as well. I hope you have a good time in this lovely little thread of ours. It's growing bigger every day!
Oh, I nearly forgot, I saw a fella named Nomad on the previous thread, but he hasn't resurfaced yet. Are you still around Nomad?
>>25772106
>The footprints you leave behind almost sizzle from the heat of your frustration.
>You try to remain on the path bordering Ponyville, but ponies still take the long way from time to time.
>The long dirt trail circles around the entirety of town and eventually into the Everfree forest.
>You keep your hands clenched in your pockets.
>Your brow is as lowered as it can be, and your whole face feels very taut.
>Being in a bad mood is becoming increasingly rare for you.
>You weren't always a calm person, but you never had it easy in your previous life.
>The human world.
>You can't remember much about it anymore. Twilight said your memory got scrambled when you were sent here.
>That's pretty much all she could conclude about how you got here.
>The only one that could have explained it was you, but you're more than fuzzy on the details.
>As for the human world, you can vaguely remember places and moments, but faces are blurry these days.
>It seems the longer you are here, the less you recall.
>Maybe that's a good thing, so you don't miss the world you left behind.
>You recall not having the easiest life, and that's why you've developed a pretty serene demeanor.
>But what made life difficult is now nothing more than a distant and blurred memory...
>You sigh.
>The ponies you pass barely give you any notice.
>You always start to think about the human world when you feel glum.
>And you feel dejected right now.
>And furious.
>And... confused.
>And conflicted.
>And disappointed in yourself.
>>25782070
>As you wander through the midday shadows being cast from the trees on the edge of town, you think back to your great expression of passion.
>Those girls played you for a fool. They saw you were unaware of how things happened around here, and they took advantage of that.
>They placed bets on your feelings, and treated you like a prize instead of a person.
>Which hurt, of course. They were your friends before they were these emotion driven nutters.
>It's just their lack of empathy for your feelings that cut deep.
>But... they just don't know how to deal with their feelings. You can't get too angry about that.
>No, your true frustration comes from within. The anger is pointed towards yourself.
>Not just because you were so oblivious, though that is part of it.
>But mostly it's your inability to address the overwhelming storm of conflicting emotions you have.
>And much like how the ponies would stutter and act strange when they had to come to terms with their feelings, you get frustrated and start to bark like a hound.
>How immature of you.
>The path becomes thinner as you approach the winding trail into the Everfree Forest
>Without hesitation you march through the thick brush, and into the shady forest.
>There's only one pony in Equestria that can help you through this right now.
>You haven't visited her in a while. You haven't needed to visit her in a while.
>The weeds of the forest rub against your jeans as you dig deeper into the heart of the woods.
>'A left here, and then take a right, past the trees that fill you with fright. Move forward where the grass fades to roots, there is the tree where you may come to brood.'
>You follow the instructions without missing a beat, and you find yourself walking up to a small shack built into a twisting tree.
>>25782082
>You don't bother knocking and you barge into the shack quite rudely.
>A small zebra barely looks up at you as you walk past her to the padded chair. in the corner, surrounded by masks and wooden noise makers.
>You flop heavily into the chair, letting your long legs and arms drape limply over its blocky shape.
>Zecora doesn't even react to you rudely barging in without a word.
>She smells the cauldron of green liquid and continues to stir it slowly.
>After a few minutes of silence, Zecora pours some of the green liquid into two bowls.
>She balances them on her back and head as she approaches you.
>"You came in just as I made my meal, Just so you can tell me what you feel?" she asks calmly, obviously offering the green soup to you.
>You sigh.
"Yeah. I need someone to talk to, Zecora. I'm sorry I haven't been up here lately." you confeess, taking the green soup from her back.
>Zecora nods at you.
>"Your apology is good to hear, but I must ask: What brought you here?" she asks, sitting on a pillow across from you.
>You shake your head and eat a spoonful of soup.
>It has an herby undertone, and is a lot thinner than you expected. The broth is obviously infused with a tea of some sort.
>It's quite tasty, and you feel it wash away some of your more negative emotions.
>>25782104
"You always give me good advice Zecora, and you understand what it is to be an outsider.
>"Yes, I know what it is to be a freak, but you have yet to tell me the information you seek!" she says in a more impatient tone.
>Well, as impatient as Zecora can sound. She always has an air of control over her.
>But you have trouble finding the words to describe to her your predicament.
"I'm having... girl trouble? I don't think that does it justice." you say flustered, taking a moment to slurp up some more green soup.
>It's nearly noon now, and you didn't even eat breakfast.
>Time sure flies when you're confused.
>Zecora tilts her head.
>"This is a story you must unfurl, if you want my advice with the girl." she says in a concerned voice.
>You sit up in the chair and grasp for words.
"Well..." you begin, "I was unaware that ponies could have feelings for a human like me until about yesterday."
>She closes her eyes and slowly nods before taking a small sip of soup herself.
>Her reserved nature starts to calm you even more.
>Zecora has always had that effect on you. There's an oddly spiritual aura that surrounds her and penetrates you.
>You take a deep breath.
"So I found out that Twilight and Rarity have been at odds over me, because they have feelings for me..." you continue, "And I thought that was all there was to it, but it turns out Rainbow Dash and Applejack ALSO have feelings for me... and..."
>You trail off.
>The calming aura cannot extinguish your anger in its entirety.
>It starts to rise up from your chest again.
"And... they made bets over who would get me to love them first... and I didn't even know how feel about any of this in the first place! So they started to play with my emotions without worrying about how they would affect me!"
>You start to get a little more heated.
"But, I should be able to deal with these emotions! I yelled at them for no reason and lost control! And I feel confused! INCREDIBLY confused, and-"
>>25782117
>You're interrupted by Zecora's hoof against your forehead.
>She hushes you fiercely.
>You don't move, and stare into the striped Zebra's eyes.
>She releases her hoof from your fore head and rolls you a small bongo.
>At first you don't understand, but she guides your hands down to the tiny instrument.
>You pick it up and place it in your lap without a word.
>She silently grabs a very thick chunk of bamboo with cloth tied over each of the open ends.
>"If you wish to deal with your qualms, you must find a way to stay calm." she instructs.
>She takes a deep breath.
>"Listen for the falling rain, then hit the drum and ease your pain!" she says quietly.
>She lifts the bamboo horizontally, then begins to slowly tilt it to one side.
>The sound of sand and beans rushing from one end of the tube to the other simulates rain fall and sends a shiver down your spine.
>She tilts the rain stick back and fourth until you start to hit the bongo.
>You strike it softly at first, testing the high pitched thumps of the small percussion instrument.
>The rain continues to fall.
>Your hands start to slap the bongo harder.
>Soon you're slapping it as rapidly as you can, as if in an attempt to keep up with the rapidly falling rain.
>You slap the tightened surface of the drum until the inside of your fingers feel raw, and your joints feel worn.
>The sound of calming rain combines with the clumsy impacts of the bongo, making the whole room feel alive.
>You sigh loudly, and your fingers slow on the bongo.
>The rain stops, and you sit in silence.
>Your heart returns to a slow pace, and you don't feel your passion bubble so close to the surface anymore.
>You still feel lost, and very confused.
>But, at least for now, you don't feel upset.
>>25782128
>Zecora has been a guide for you these past few months. She is the only pony who has ever seen you sad or upset.
>You trust her because she isn't like the other ponies, and she is also one of a kind around here.
>She gives you the insight you need, and you eagerly await what she says next.
>She places her hooves on your face with a motherly smile.
>"You don't wish to trip and fumble, you want my help with girl trouble." she states.
>You nearly hold your breath in anticipation.
>The next words that come out of her mouth may give you the key to solving this mess.
>Her lips separate.
>"But that answer cannot come from I," she says with knowing eyes," instead: seek the one named Pinkie Pie."
>She removes her hooves from your face and looks up at you expectantly.
>You look down at her in confusion then stand.
"Pinkie Pie?"
>Zecora nods.
>"If the answer is what you pursue, then she is the pony for you."
>You shake your head.
"But Pinkie doesn't seem like the best source for advice... I mean she's kind of crazy, and I don't know her too well. Not to mention this all has to do with her friends..."
>Zecora stares up at you expectantly.
>You sigh.
"Okay. I'll take your word for it."
>Pinkie Pie?
>Really?
>>25782140
That's all for tonight. Sorry for the mini-update. I've got my last final tomorrow, and I have some homework I never finished that I've gotta deal with.
So goodnight for now, my O'hana. I hope you enjoyed tonight's update. We're starting to descend towards the conclusion of this story of mine.
>>25782163
Nighty night rigsters, good luck tomorrow with that final!
>>25782140
>>25782140
Based Zecora strikes again!I wish she was a more prominent character in the show, she's fun.
>>25782163
I know that feel Riggy, piles ofadmittedly not too difficulthomework I just never did because procrastination is the worst drug, and then doing them all at once, doing damn good on it, and feeling like a boss for doing so.LET ME SEE YOU GRIT THOSE TEETH!
>>25782140
>>25782163
That's a pretty neat Zecora characterization my nigga.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LzegER-NapM
This song made me think we need Tsundere involving Applejack in copious amounts.
>>25782319
This sums up my thoughts exactly
>>25782140
PENK PANK PONK
>>25782140
Oh yeah! It's time for the best pone!
>Ponkie gets Anon
>>25778926
>That was SWEET! you didn't touch the sides of the window or ANYTHING!
Kek.
>>25778932
>It sucks when he wins! H-he gets all stupid, and he sm-smiles a lot, a-and l-looks at y-you a-a-and...
Cute, man, cute.
>>25778942
>"...Wh-whh-huh...H-how...B-b-b-but..."
Somehow, even more cute.
>"Good. No way am I putting a shirt back on in this weather."
Oh, boy.
>>25778954
>You hope she gets out of this state soon.
Anon's reactions for her actions are flawless. It's golden, mate.
>>25778967
>You feel a strange urge to yell "COWABUNGA!" at the top of your lungs, but you resist it for the sake of dignity.
Kek.
And it was a good idea to run. I like your story.
>>25778976
And this RD is awesome!
>>25778989
>Yes, give me a tall glass of nothing but your-
Kek.
>Pride. PRIDE!
>TAKE. ME.
Two keks!
>>25779002
>You've never wanted to kiss somepony to death before.
Aww! Would brutally murder with kissing/10.
>>25779019
>Oh. It's Rari-
>OH. IT'S RARITY.
>NO.
Ahahaha...
>>25779026
>"...It's the Grand Galloping Gala."
Oh, boy!
>>25779043
I love this shit.
>>25779586
>Didn't help that the righty broke his right hand either.
Sorry to hear, buddy.
>>25782070
>Maybe that's a good thing, so you don't miss the world you left behind.
I really like this psyhological stuff about every AiE ever.
>And disappointed in yourself.
Stop writing aboutme.
>>25782082
I... like this Anon, and this inner thing of his.
So, it's Zecora? Wow, I would bet for Flutteshy, but I'm open for that.
>'A left here, and then take a right, past the trees that fill you with fright. Move forward where the grass fades to roots, there is the tree where you may come to brood.'
Nice, really nice.
>>25782104
>"Your apology is good to hear, but I must ask: What brought you here?"Zyclon-B and gas.
>>25782128
It is some voodoo shit, I like it.Treehugger when?
>>25782140
>Pinkie Pie?
>Really?
We shall see.
I like it so far.
I love this thread.
b-baka
Careful you don't get the pan again.
>inb4 Ponk and Fluttershy want him too
No story tonight, unfortunately.
College work got me all exhausted. All I can do is read.And type, obviously
I'll see you guys tomorrow. Hopefully with a story in my head.
>>25788181
>tfw you're so tired you forgot to name yourself again
>tfw no gif or picture that can express these feelings
>>25786309
This
>>25786309
>>25788565
It would put an end to the fighting between the other girls or prevent the others from having their hearts broken if one of them wins.
Would certainly be a plot twist instead of getting a harem ending.Still want a harem ending though
>>25788181
It's ok... It's ok...
We love you.
>>25788281
And you, we love you.
>>25788565
And you.
And everyone. Fuck me, we love EVERYONE. NO MERCY!
>>25788755
EVERYONE'S GETTING IN ON THE LOVE TRAIN TONIGHT
>>25788755
>>25788940
The world will end inhugsandcuddles!
>>25788940
This pic deserves a pic!
>>25788990
And in only 287 more posts full of love, cuddles, hugs, kisses and kicking one's ass because it's the fucking Tsundere thread we admire.
>>25788990
I wanna get in on this!
>>25788181take care riggy[/spolier]
>>25788990
but anon what aboutholding hands?
>>25789008
This is the best thread on /mlp/ as of recently.
Haven't had this much entertainment sincewe got summer
>>25789010
C'mon faggots, everyone into the cuddle-pile!
>>25789016L-lewd! B-but.. It's fine... N-not that I want to or anything! J-just don't want you to get lost in the cuddle-pile, b-baka!
>>25789037
Fuck, forgot to namefag myself
>tfw people think >>25788181 is Riggytfw actualy meIT'S ME, AUSTINIT WAS ME, ALL ALONG, AUSTIN
>>25789078
Proof of didn't happen.Don't do it.DON'T. DO. IT.Why aren't you writing, Hell-senpai?
I am also here and down for this love-train hugpile thing. IT'S JUST BECAUSE EVERYONE ELSE IS DOING ITand it sounds kinda nice...!
>>25789113
Riggy'll come and tell ya.That you got duped<3Too tired to write
>>25789200>Too tired to writeDon't make me write. You don't want that. Trust me.
>>25789117
Sure! We have some good party music here!
>>25789224P-pleaseM-my story won't come out rightPlease don't
>>25789264Are you mocking me?Are you really mocking me?Stop mocking me.Or I will nuke this thread with my green.And people will hate me once again.Instead of mocking me, take an orange.
>>25789321But we love your greens, Fappy
>>25789321
I-I'll take a orange.Not as good as a green, but it'll do
>>25789405Because they don't not exist?Pleaseee! Don't kick me this hard! My tummy is yummy, don't make it open wounded.I may... try something, but it will be shit. Sorry.
>>25789414Fucking Carlos!
>>25789450We love your greens because you tried, and you stayed determined, so show us what you're made of!
>>25789481Memes? Meses and polish sausage?
>>25789200
Confirmed. That was not me.
It couldn't be me because I finished my finals today.
And I'm back home again, and later tonight I'm gonna put up a massive update to reward you guys for all your loving support.
>>25789224
I'd love to read anything you make fappy.
I love this Ohana of mine. You're all such lovely people.
>>25755494
bump
>later tonight I'm gonna put up a massive update
>massive update
>>25791002
>>25790019
Bump.
Now that I Think about it, There was one thing positive about my hand being Immobile.
I Took up drawing, still bad, and I Get to type English Assignments while everyone else writes it. This Drawing of Captain Jack Sparrow on my wall is Horrifying, Yes, But I like it.
>>25791002
>>25791002
>mfw later tonight Riggy's going to give us all his massive update
>>25791452
Post horrifying pic plz
Okay! I am ready and writing!
First update of the night!
>>25792918
>How long has he been gone?
>You can't tell anymore. The minutes feel like hours.
>The quietude between you and your friends isn't helping.
>You rub the back of your head.
>Applejack really did a number on you.
>But the minor bumps and scratches don't mean anything to you right now.
>You've been beaten up before. This wasn't the first time, and it certainly won't be the last.
>But this WAS the first time you saw Anon like that.
>You shudder as you think back to his pained expression.
>You weren't aware the big guy could get mad.
>Sure there were a few times where you saw him sad, and maybe annoyed...
>But mad?
>Never.
>Your heart thumps painfully in your chest, adrenaline burning your viens with every passing thought of Anon's current condition.
>You smile to yourself.
>Isn't it pathetic?
>You defy death every day, you drop from thousands of feet in the air and nose dive towards the ground without flinching.
>You turn tight corners, narrowly avoid obstacles, even fly through small gaps in walls and mountains that you can barely fit through.
>Adrenaline became something you lived on, you thrived on. After awhile, you barely even noticed it anymore.
>But just the memory of Anon's anger floods your capilaries with shivers-causing adrenaline.
>You can fly like the best of them, but you can't even confront your own emotions.
>You knew you were lying to yourself, lying to AJ.
>Nothing felt the same since that near-kiss this morning.
>You had some kind of feelings for him for a long time, but you just ignored them.
>Rainbow Dash doesn't do crushes! Especially with big, alien, humans!
>Big, loving, muscular, sweet-smelling humans... that really care about you.
>Or used to care about you, at least.
>>25793301
>You look up at your friends, drowning in the introspection that you are treading in yourself.
>Rarity stares at a small purple flower, her eyes glazed over.
>Twilight shakes her head in her hooves, trying to find how everything got out of hoof.
>Applejack hasn't lifted her chin from the ground, she lays on her belly with her hat covering her eyes.
>It's been like this for a long time now.
>The four of you watched Anon leave, then you all just silently dispersed.
>What kind of friends are you?
>You sigh.
>And not just to eachother either.
>What kind of friends are you to Anon?
>You all treated him like he was a piece of property, and he just couldn't hadle it anymore.
>As redundant as it sounds, he trusted all of you with his trust. He gave you the benefit of the doubt, and he gave you his full self every time you saw him.
>And you all abused it.
>You feel... disappointed in yourself.
>And disgusted.
>You sigh into the silence once more.
>The wind blows.
>The fire in the forge cracks.
>A sob comes from the direction of the garden.
>You look up.
>A black streak cuts through Rarity's soft white fur.
>She grits her teeth and stifles another sob.
>But she can't hold it in very well, and her nose starts to run.
>She's just as disgusted.
>She keeps trying to keep it together, fruitlessly attempting to keep her eyes from dripping the plethora of tears that have been prepared.
>>25793310
>You don't cry.
>Rainbow Dash does not cry.
>Your eyes start to feel wet.
>RAINBOW DASH DOES NOT CRY.
>You grit your teeth.
>RAINBOW DASH
>You bow your head.
>DOES NOT
>Your shoulders start to rise as you close your eyes.
>CRY...
>Your arms wrap around Rarity from the side as the tears start to break away from the dam.
>....alone.
>Rarity sobs into your chest, her barriers crumbling as she succumbs to the flood of tears.
>You cry into her mane.
>You don't cry alone.
>A pair of orange arms wrap around your back, and Applejack presses her face against yours.
>She doesn't sob, she doesn't make a noise.
>Her tears silently roll off her pained face.
>Two purple wings outstrech and surround your group, pulling it in tighter.
>You don't remember who said sorry first. You're pretty sure it was Rarity.
>But it doesn't matter.
>By the time the tears dried, everypony had apologized.
>Apologized for being bad friends, apologized for making bets, apologized for hurting eachother...
>Most of all, you all apologized to Anonymous, even if he didn't hear it at the time.
>You knew he wouldn't have heard the apologies.
>You just wanted to make sure you said it.
>>25793320
Where did you go Riggy?
>>25793685
Writing updates son. It takes a little while.
>>25793320
>Zecora deserves every bit of trust you give her, and you wouldn't doubt her judgement for a second.
>Still, you have a hard time figuring out how Pinkie Pie fits into all of this.
>The walk back into town is much more peaceful than your initial trek out.
>A little green soup and some tribal therapy will calm you right down.
>But you seek answers. Your problems have shifted from dealing with your anger to dealing with your girl troubles.
>You travel through the shopping district.
>The carts smell of tasty food, and the shops sell trinkets of varying uses.
>It's hard to care about any of the ponies that trot past you on this rather busy monday afternoon.
>Finally Sugarcube corner enters your sights.
>It's unassuming and higly amusing outward appearance increases your concerns regarding Pinkie.
>Does this cutesy establishment really contain the pony who will fix your perspective?
>Or will she only confuse you further?
>You take a deep breath.
>And with it an alluring smell hits your nostrils.
>A meaty aroma that you know well, it makes your stomach growl loudly.
>Zecora's soup was calming, but it wasn't very filling.
>You turn around to the small stall you've visited many times before.
>Well, you wouldn't want to recieve ridiculous advice from an even more ridiculous source on an empty stomach, would you?
>You turn away from the palace of sugary treats and head towards the savory smelling stand.
>You lean down and lock eyes with the brown pony manning the station.
>He seems happily surprised to see you.
>"Hey! Mr. Human, guy! Fancy seein' you here!" he chuckles
>You smile politely back.
"Hey Umami. Can I get a jumbo frank?" you ask in a mellow tone.
>He nods happily
>"You got it, brother." he says, throwing the pseudo-sausage onto the grill, "Geez, two days in a row! I must be doin' somethin' right."
>>25794259
>You let some air out of your nose.
"Yeah. I just need a frank. It's been a weird day."
>Umami turns and leans on the counter, looking up at you.
>"Good weird, or bad weird?" he asks earnestly.
>You open your mouth to reply, but nothing comes out.
>It's bad weird, right? You're confused, upset, and your friends betrayed your trust. Bad!
>But, they did it because they're completely smitten by you... and in this situation girls are literally fighting over you. Certainly there is a 14 year old version of yourself that would chalk that up as 'Good'
"I'm... not sure yet." you admit.
>Umami raises an eyebrow and pouts a little.
>"Huh. That really IS a weird day then." he says while nodding.
>You scratch the side of your head.
"You don't know the half of it, Umami..."
>He nods and looks out at the tables full of ponies eating.
>He turns around and goes back to tending to the weenies.
>You stare as he works on the food.
>Honestly, you don't know Umami very well.
>His stand has always been your go-to dining establishment.
>But you barely know anything about him.
>He knows a fair bit about you, but then again who doesn't in this town?
>And he seems pretty experienced...
>"One jumbo frank, for my favorite customer!" he says, sliding you the hotdog.
"Hey Umami." you say inquisitively.
>He turns around slightly surprised.
>You don't usually engage in coversation past the hot dog transaction.
"Can I ask you for some advice?"
>Umami looks around in disbelief.
>"You're lookin' for MY advice?" he asks
>You nod.
>He takes a moment to think over what you're asking him before shrugging.
>"Yeah, sure."
>You scratch the back of your head.
>It's hard to find a starting point.
>>25794268
"You ever have girl problems, Umami?" you blurt in the least sophisticated way possible.
>Umami lowers his eyebrows in thought.
>"Well, yeah sure. I've had some issues with gals in the past. Are you havin' girl problems?" he asks.
>You nod before continuing.
"I've got a lot of girls interested in me right now, and I don't know if I'm interested in any of them..." you explain.
>Umami quickly rolls a frank to a new side.
>"Well, kid, if you don't think any of them are right for ya..."
>You wave your hands to dismiss what he's saying.
"No, No. I think they're all pretty fantastic. I'm sure that if I had a relationship with any one of them it'd be a good one. I just don't know if I'm interested in mares in general..." you say.
>Umami looks you up and down.
>You start to realize what you've implied.
>"Hey man, you're pretty cool and all but I'm not into-" he begins, trying to put you down easy.
>You shake your head wildly.
"That's NOT what I meant." you yell defensively.
>Umami starts to laugh.
>"I mean, judgin' by how often you come here, I knew you liked SAUSAGE but-"
"UMAMI, I'm being serious here!"
>He laughs so hard he tears up.
>After a few seconds of chuckling, he regains his composure.
>"I'm sorry kid, you should've seen your face." he says softly between laughs.
>Your face burns up, but you find yourself chuckling along with him after awhile.
>He sighs.
>"So, what, you don't know whether you like pony girls? You think you'd like griffins or somethin' better?" he asks seriously
>You shake your head.
"I just, I dunno... I thought ponies developing feelings for me wasn't even an option."
>>25794277
>Umami shakes his head as he takes a sip from a grape soda.
>"Ponies will chase after anything with personality and a pair of eyes my friend."
>You tilt your head.
"Really?"
>He nods.
>"Ponies aren't a very selective species. Hell, there's three different kinds of ponies but we all mesh just fine." he says.
>He places a dog in a bun and slides it onto the counter.
>"NUMBER 4" he yells, "So why are humans so selective?"
>This question dislodges a blockage in your stream of thought.
>Why ARE you so selective with species?
>What makes being a human such a dividing factor for you?
>Why did you assume ponies could like you as a friend, but never as something more?
>At first, the thought of doing anything romantic or... carnal... witha pony seems disgusting. After all, where you come from that would be considered beastiality.
>But you're not in that world anymore, and ponies are far from being beasts.
>They think and feel just as much as you do, and as Rainbow pointed out, they aren't as anatomically different as you thought.
>So, what's really stopping you from indulging yourself and enjoying a relationship with a different species? It isn't any phyiscal or mental barriers that keep your two species from intermingling.
>No, it appears that the only hinderances are ones you made up.
"I don't... I guess I don't have a real right to be selective... do I?" you ask Umami.
>The brown stallion shrugs.
>"I haven't seen a single human gal walk through this town, have you?"
>You shake your head.
>"Exactly!"
"But.." you say, thinking back to the four ponies you left behind, "I still have to decide between them..."
>"Ah! One of those, 'Not all on board' situations eh? I get that." he responds
>You raise an eyebrow.
"I DON'T get that. What do you mean?"
>He looks up at you, minorly confused.
>"Well, uh, you got all these girls that you want to be with, but you can't be with all of them because they're not all on board with sharing ya. Am I right?" he explains.
>>25794290
>You squint at him.
"Are you kidding me? They were all fighting over me! No way they'd want to share me... and even if they did... I don't know if I want that."
>Umami sighs.
>"Well kid, it's like my pop taught me," he begins, "You can eat a plain hot dog all your life, and you can believe that relish is a terrible condiment all your life."
>He lifts a hoof and lightly shakes it.
>"But you'll never know if you're wrong about that combination unless you try it." he says, looking you in the eyes.
>You blink at him, sorting through his metaphor.
"But, I'm pretty sure they won't share-"
>"Didja ask them?"
>You shake your head.
>Umami smiles at you with a cocky smirk.
>It's the kind of smirk you make when someone falls directly into your trap.
>He points at you with his hoof.
>"You'll never get relish unless you ask for it, Handy man." he says in the smoothest voice you've ever heard.
>His hidden wisdom blindsides you.
>Your out burst before was counter productive, you know this.
>But your confusion has been burned away for the most part.
>It never crossed your mind that you should just ASK what they want to do about all this.
>You feel like you've been on an entirely new level of obliviousness.
>The nebulous nature of romance and love quadralaterals clouded your judgement so much, that simply coming clean and talking through the conflict didn't seem like an option.
>Yet here you are, with a clear head and enlightened understanding.
>All because of a pseudo-sausage maker dropped a bombshell of knowledge on you in the form of condiment metaphors.
>Who would have expected that asking Umami was-
>>25794297
>You audibly gasp as another realization hits you.
>His metaphor applied not only to asking for compromises from the four ponies, but also to the idea of asking for advice from unlikely sources.
>You would never have recieved this information if you didn't take a chance and ask Umami for advice.
>You stare into space for a solid few minutes as your mind is blown into smaller and smaller chunks.
>His gaze locks with yours.
>He's got the cockiest smile plastered on his face.
>You don't even attempt to hide your surprise.
>"You gonna be alright, kid?" he asks playfully.
>You nod slowly.
>With all these answers coming from such an unlikely source, you start to feel a lot more confident about the insight that Pinkie might supply you with.
>Umamu chuckles.
>"Hey, take a bit out of the weenie before it gets cold. It's on the house."
>You nod, still staring into middle space.
>Sugarcube Corner looms in the corner of your eye.
>You turn and face it.
"Thank you for everything Umami. I really need to go now." you say robotically, still grasping the hot dog tightly.
>"No problemo. Come on by any time, friend." he says as you walk down the street towards the corner.
>You look up at the large sugary building with newfound awe.
>You take a bite out of the hot dog.
>It's delicious.
>Probably should have asked for relish though.
>>25794307I bet NOBODY predicted that shit.
Alrighty. That was a sizable chunk of green. Tomorrow I will most likely write more, and by Saturday this story of mine will definitely be completed. I'm at over 42000 words on it now. Dang. This grew wildly out of control.
For now, I must be off to bed. All the commotion today has drained me.
Goodnight my O'hana. I love you all.
>>25794343
Planning on writing any other stories soon? I love your style!
>>25794343
>completed
Aw really? What will you do afterwards? Will this thread continue?
>>25794488
I plan on writing new stories very soon. Don't worry.
>>25794546
When I make an Ohana out of a thread, I don't leave it. I'll be around here, but I'm probably going to focus on drawing for the thread for about a week or so. I'll still be providing tsun tsun content for this lovely thread.
Don't you all worry.
>>25794343
I knew there was a good reason I thought a pone that made hot dogs was automatically cool.That was totes unexpected though, comically massive props Rigster.
>>25793310
>>A sob comes from the direction of the garden.
>>You look up.
>>A black streak cuts through Rarity's soft white fur.
>>She grits her teeth and stifles another sob.
>>But she can't hold it in very well, and her nose starts to run.
aww
>>25755494
bump
>>25755494
bump
Mustard and sauerkraut is the unquestionable best sausage topping.
And, I'm here.
I'm feeling particularly peppy today, so I might give writing that story a try.Although Riggy-san is making me feel somewhat small and insignificant with his massivestory
I'll try my best.
>>25797387
DO IT!
Umami has the perfect voice in my head.
