Pinkie thread, last one hit image limit
Oldie: >>25692917That was going for a week? Wew
Am I doing it right?
>>25752327
This is the only ponk pic/image/gif/whatever I have.
Should I be ashamed?
>>25753548
I'll dump my folder for ya
>>25753725
>>25753744
>>25753751
>>25753756
>>25753763
>>25753784
>>25753793
And that's all the ponk I have, I leave you with this.
Pinkie Pie is secretly evil! She's planning on making the perfect pastries that will make anypony helplessly obey her every command and soon she'll give them to the princesses and make the whole world her's
>>25753818
>welcome to the real world
keeping the ponk posting alive
I want Pinkie Pie to abuse me.
>>25754148
I want to hit Pinkie Pie.
>>25754173
Hello friends... Hello Pinkie...
You pinkfags are the most devout of all the waifufags, y'all never let a thread die
>>25754190
NO DON'T LOVE ME
>>25754204
>>25754208
Pont pls
>>25754204
You should have seen us before TOPF.
>>25754252
Threadly best ponk
>>25754289
chubby ponk gives me life
>>25752327
Why can't she be real bros?
>>25754289
I want to touch Ponk's badonkaponk
>>25754316
>tfw there'll never be a part 2 for that comic cause Braeburned is too busy drawing dicks
>>25754352
>why even live
>>25754352
>implying that braeburned's dicks aren't great
>>25754388
I never denied that, he and kevinsano are the gods of the horse dick
Some more vaginas from them would be sweet tho
>>25754334
Because real beings don't follow a script.
HELLO WORLD, I'M YOUR WILD GIRL
I'M YOUR CH CH CH CH CH CH
C H E R R Y B O M B !
>>25754268
TOPF?
>>25754401
They both do God's work
>>25754334
Because she's too perfect for this foul world
>>25754352
There is plenty of vags out there though, and they are good as well.
>>25754433
That one pinkie fag.
It was a group of fags that acted similar in a way to shit on Pinkie threads and derail them all day.
>Pinkie Pie browsing her own threads
>>25754486
Pinkie is not egocentric like that.I think you confused her with Top cunt.
>>25754486
How does she type with hooves?
>>25754531
Special keyboard you faggot internet meme from the 90s that people only liked because they were underage
>>25754388
Doxy's dicks are better.
YOU MIGHT SEE THAT A SMILE IS WHAT YOU BRING
>>25754568
>Dares to say that in a board dedicated to a show for 5 year old girls that is also watched by 18-30 year olds
>>25754690
THIS IS HOW I PLAY MY CARDS, I'M NOT ABOUT TO FOLD
WHEN I SEE A FROWN, I GO TO TOWN
CALL ME THE SMILE PATROL
>>25754527
>Implying that would make her egocentric
>Implying she wouldn't be curious enough to look
>Implying she'd appreciate you criticizing Top Cunt like that
And just who the fuck are you?
>>25754798
Who the fuck am I?
Just another anon, you fucking faggot.
Just not a fucking broknee that luvs and toblerones.
>>25754819
You alright brother??
>>25754843
Why do you care? I am fine.
>>25754890
Just wanted to make sure you were doin okay
>>25754666
>you will never assist Pinkie in loading her 777 howitzer for a party mission
c'est la vie
>>25754926
Let's get an early lead, Ponkafags
>>25755014
I already votedI have no waifu.
>>25754908
Would you Spank the pank?
>>25755332
Just as a prank.
>>25755352
Dank
>>25755332
if she wants me too
>>25755397
We suggestive now?
>>25755449
we badonkadonk now
>>25755505
>>25753958
And the world was a better place.
Racist Barn, Racist Barn
One Two Three Four
>>25755627
>>25755014
Glad to see my boo is winning
>>25755505
Well I mean how could I say no to that tushie?
I want to clean pinkies ears and kiss her
I love her so fucking much, I want to be with her forever and raise foals with her
>>25757162
Well... Then better get ready for the great Ponka Waifu Brawl in heaven.
>>25757180
>Implying heaven won't have an endless supply of Ponka
Wow, do you have no faith in the Lord?
>>25757205
Aww, come on! The brawl will be fun! There will be swords, cakes, maces, lemonade, streamers and guns!
>>25757214
I can just picture lots of soldiers all in squares with muskets, all wearing their waifu's respective colours, fighting over who has the best waifu.
Wedding ponk
>>25757380
Oh my God, the feelings I feel from this image... Jesus Christ.....
More pink in dresses please.
Ponk is not even mai waifu and I would still argue that she is a superior waifu.second only to Twaifu
>>25758060
I'm Pinkiefag, but not those modern shit tier Piefags you see nowdays. I am a direct descendant of the true Pinkiefags. I'll pose as other fans to give them a bad reputation. I'll raid threads without warming. I only bow to the high order of Twifags. And I hold no remorse. Or regret. For I am. And I always will be. The God of Pinkiefags.
>>25758194
You doponkswork anon
>>25758194man, that pasta is ancient
>>25758247
Glad that somebody recognizes it.
>>25758194
I cried a single, solitary tear from how beautiful that was.
>>25758280
do you save a lot of pastas bro?
do you have the one about putting pinkie in a box of tentacles?
>>25758331
Nope, sorry. I was in /co/ during the first generals (specifically when swarm of the century was the newest episode) but I didn't stick around much back then.
someone post some green.
>>25758802
>Anon snuggles ponk
>Snuggles intensify
>Snuggles become so intense ponk pops like a balloon
>Anon is cry
>Suddenly ponka appears outta nowhere
>Anon was snuggle balloon all along
>Anon snuggles real ponk softly
le fin
>>25758846
9.5/10
not enough snuggles
>>25758860
>implying im not the opposite of that picture
>>25758907
So your are as skinny as a twig and own a rainbow dash shirt?
>>25758915
nah, he probably owns a maud shirt
>>25758846
wait here is part 2?
>Ponk makes the kiss on anon
>Snuggles intensify
>Snuggles get steamy
>"hey ananer let's make babby"
"Ok"
>Anon and ponk go to a bedroom
>They get into bed for making the sex happen
srry guys thats all I got am supper tired, will write more later if wanted.
>Writefag never delivers.
>Ponk thread dies
>>25758940
Still 9.5/10
Needs more disappointments.
>>25758940
>>25758915
semi athletic (skinny) but still a ponkfag and relatively capable of being social
bored. shall i dump the green from last week's thread?
>>25759055
sure
>>25759214
>>25759226
>>25759245
>>25759448
>>25759473
>>25759488
check 'em
>>25759508
>>25759523
>Penka looks at Anon's screen-machine
>Sees her thread
>Kicks back and opens up a jumbo box of Twizzlers
>A giant soda pop
>Spends the whole night laughing
>>25759762
I need a picture of Plenko laid back, with her hooves up on the table, looking at memes of herself.
>>25760535
What are you doing there, Ponka?
Pg 4 bump
>>25754666
Satan strikes again.
What Pinkie hairstyle is your guys favorite?
Personally I likesadponkbecause she lookscute
>>25761493
>cute
Yeah right. She looks badass
CALL ME A SMILE PATROL
>>25761493
>not nightmare night Ponk
>>25753818
>>25754061
I didn't come here to feel.
>>25758846
>anon is cry
Kek
>>25758940
>“...That’ll be four bits!”
>The pink pony deposited her customer’s payment into the drawer before proffering the sweets.
>“Have a nice day!”
>A smile ran across her face, stretching from cheek to cheek.
>With a determined huff, she returned to the kitchen to continue her daily chores.
>Pinkie had been working the kitchen of Sugarcube Corner for quite some time now.
>Come to think of it, she couldn’t remember how long she had been working there.
>No matter.
>She had work to do.
>The tarts she had prepared needed to be put in the oven.
>Making sure not to burn herself, she grabbed the tray of pastries from her prep station and placed it into the oven where they would grow and become the yummy, delectable treats she knew and loved.
>Throwing the apron over her withers, she resumed her place at the prep station.
>Flour had caked onto the table from all the pastries she had made in the day.
>Grabbing a cloth, she wiped it down until it shined.
>Her hard work was evident by the discoloring of her apron from all the frosting and flour.
>Her mane was always unkempt and her hooves usually hurt by the end of the day, but this didn’t stop Pinkie.
>To see the smiles her treats brought to her customers’ faces was more than enough to keep the mare going.
>Pinkie looked down upon her reflection.
>With a relieved sigh, she began making funny faces in the reflection of the metal table, giggling at her own face.
>She continued to make funny faces until something caught her attention.
>The bell on the front door rang throughout the building, signalling a new customer.
>Without hesitation, Pinkie rushed to the front.
>“Welcome to Sugarcube Corner!”
>A strange creature stood before her, standing only on two legs.
>“Oh, hey Nonny! What can I do for ya?”
>He was sporting his usual suit and tie.
>However, a disheartened look set across his face.
>>25761696
“Hey Pinkie. I placed an order with the Cakes a few days ago for a chocolate cake. Would it happen to be done? I’ll need candles as well.”
>Pinkie put a hoof to her chin.
>It couldn’t be today, could it?
>With a quick glance she looked at the calendar on the wall.
>Sure enough, it had been a year already.
>“I’ll have to go check in the back.”
>The mare’s mind began to fill with questions.
>“Are you throwing a party?”
“No.”
>“Oh. Well, are you gonna eat it with some friends?”
“No.”
>“You’re not going to eat it all by yourself, are you? I mean, remember that pie eating contest? You couldn’t even keep up with me or Soarin. It probably isn’t best to eat it all alo—”
“Pinkie, can you just get me my cake?” he snapped, clearly frustrated by the sudden barrage of questions.
>The mare’s ears tilted back, making it aware she knew this was a touchy subject.
>“O-Okay.”
>Without hesitation, Pinkie trotted into the kitchen, her mind buzzing with the same question.
>What is this cake’s purpose?
>As the mare swung the freezer door open, the chocolate cake stood prominently at the front.
>It had Mr. Cake’s signature frosting flowers littered on top of it.
>Pinkie wistfully boxed the baked good, making sure to tie the bow with care.
>As she entered the storefront, Anon impatiently tapped his fingers against the counter.
“Is it ready?”
>Pinkie nodded, making sure to tenderly place the package on the counter along with a box of candles.
>“Uh huh. That’ll be ten bits, please.”
>Anon placed the currency on the counter, grabbing the cake in the process.
“See ya later, Pinkie.”
>And with that, he was gone.
>The front door’s bell rang, but the sound just echoed in the pony’s ears, its purpose lost as she pondered the reason behind the cake.
>Nopony would ever buy a cake without a reason.
>Whether it be a birthday, a graduation, or even a sixth day relationship celebration, a cake always has a purpose.
>>25761707
>Anon wasn’t one to keep things like that hidden.
>And it ravaged Pinkie’s mind. It almost felt as if her brain was thinking so hard it was burning.
>Wait, burning?
>“The tarts!”
>Pinkie screeched as she made way for the kitchen.
>As the sun began to set, Pinkie hung up her apron and let out a relieved sigh.
>Sure, working at Sugarcube Corner was fun, but that didn’t change the fact that it was work.
>She watched as the Cakes finished cleaning the kitchen, her thoughts still focused on Anon’s cake.
>“Mr. and Mrs. Cake?” the mare uttered. “Did Anon give you a reason why he needed that cake?”
>The couple exchanged confused looks.
>“Now that you mention it, no, he didn’t,” answered Mr. Cake.
>“We did happen to see him at the toy story earlier when we went with Pound and Pumpkin.”
>“Yes, he walked out with a toy train and he had it wrapped. Maybe it’s a party for a foal.”
>Pinkie’s confusion only grew from the information.
>“Is it okay if I leave a little earlier?”
>“Sure thing, Pinkie,” Mr. Cake replied. “You did an excellent job, as always. Feel free—”
>Before he could even finish his statement, the mare was already galloping out the door.
>The night lanterns were starting to light up along the brick pathways as the night’s dark sky took over.
>Pinkie, despite being in somewhat of a hurry, made sure to wave to all her friends along the way.
>She even took a moment to talk to Twilight.
>“Hiya Twilight!”
>“Hey Pinkie. How was your day?”
>“It was super duper as always! Say, you haven’t happen to see Anon at all, have you?”
>“I saw him leave Sugarcube Corner and go home earlier, but I haven’t seen him since.”
>A worried expression crosses Twilight’s face.
>“It’s strange, he’s usually at the library by noon to learn more about Equestria’s history.”
>All Twilight saw next was a pink blur as her friend galloped down the road.
>>25761714
>Twilight dismissed it as nothing but “Pinkie being Pinkie” and went on to light the lanterns outside her library.
>Before long, Pinkie stood outside Anon’s house.
>No lights were on out front; only a very dim light could be seen from one of the windows.
>She stood before the front door, unsure how to approach this situation.
>Unfortunately, Pinkie wasn’t one for planning too much and decided to wing it.
>Her hoof touched the door, attempting to knock on, only to find it swing open with ease.
>Darkness filled the hallway, leading to a faint light on the other end.
>Pinkie had never been to Anon’s house before.
>Every time anypony tried to get invited, he shot down the request.
>The only bad thing was that she couldn’t find a light switch to look around the place.
>With careful steps, she proceeded to the light at the end of the pathway, bumping into furniture along the way.
>It looked like a kitchen.
>Inside sat Anonymous, alone at the table.
>The cake he had bought sat on top. six candles covered the top, already halfway melted.
>A small gift was wrapped beside it, crinkled to Tartarus and back.
>Pinkie approached carefully, not wanting to startle the man.
>As she drew closer, she noticed his eyes.
>They were not the usual, cheerful eyes she saw as he came in each morning for a fresh tart or when he arrived to a party plastered out of his mind. His eyes seemed almost… dead.
>“Anon?” the mare whispered.
>His view did not leave the cake. His body didn’t so much as twitch.
“Oh. Hey, Pinkie.”
>“Umm… Your door was open and I was… worried…”
“Hmm.”
>“Anon?”
“Yeah?”
>“It’s not your birthday, is it? I’m pretty sure it was three months ago. If humans have a second birthday, you don’t need to celebrate alone. We can have a nice party for you at Su—”
>Pinkie’s words was cut off by the quiet sobs coming from her friend.
>Tears rolled down his cheek as a stark smile surfaced on his face.
>>25761728
“No, Pinkie, it isn’t my birthday. Humans don’t have a second birthday. It’s... “
>The tears began to roll down harder, his sobs quickly becoming wails.
>Pinkie moved closer, still unsure about what could be upsetting him.
>“Anon, it’s okay. You can tell me what’s wrong.”
>Pinkie stood beside him, consumed by silence as he wiped the tears off his face.
>She had never seen Anon like this.
>He was usually so happy and cheerful. What could cause him such grief?
“It’s my son’s birthday.”
>Pinkie tilted her head like a confused dog.
>“Your son?”
>She looked around the room as if the person would just appear.
>“Where is he?”
>Tears welled up his eyes again.
“Back in my world with my wife who probably equally misses me.”
>Anon buried his head in his hand and resumed his howls of sorrow.
>The mare immediately realized her mistake and quickly wrapped her hooves around the man, trying her best to embrace him in a hug.
>To her dismay, there was no prevail.
>Through his groaning, he continued.
“He turns six years old today,” he mumbled with a half smile. “I wonder what he got for his birthday? Before I was brought here against my will, he was only six months old. I never got to see his first steps, I never heard his first word. There’s so much I’ve missed and I can never get it back.”
>“But you can always go back, right? You may have missed those moments, but there will always be more!”
>Pinkie boasted, a sign of hope in her voice.
>Anon removed his face from his hands and wrapped his arms around the mare.
“No,” he whispered. “I’ve been going to the library every day for the past five and a half years, trying to find a way. I’ve stayed up for nights, but there’s just no way back. I’m stuck here forever.”
>He buried his head into Pinkie’s shoulder, crying even more profusely.
>Pinkie would never had guessed.
>Anon was usually so happy-go-lucky.
>>25761743
>She never would have known the pain he had been hiding for years.
>It choked her up, thinking about never being able to go home and see your family.
>Her hair lost its poofiness upon feeling this pain, leaving her to cry upon his shoulder as well.
>The two stayed there, not uttering a word, until the candles had burned in to a pile of wax and the darkness consumed the room.
>>25761777
>>25761777
That hurts.
Also checked.
>>25761777
Goddammit anon why would you do this to me
>Penka shoves a dozen Twizzler into her mouth and chews excitedly as people start arguing about which of her hair-dos was better
>Penka sings a duet with Freddie Mercury
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0AIlz08fZos
>>25761777
Would you plink Pinkie's pink panky punk pooky?
>>25762401yes
>>25754095
>puresex
Would you punk upon Pinkie's plump pumply ponka-donk?
>>25762831
i want to cuddle sick pink and feed her soup
its a me ponka
so much Behind-Space in this thread
>>25766963
I can't help it, he draws some top ponk
>>25761519
U wot m8?
>>25761777
Wasn't this a comic? Nice work anyway, mate.
test
>>25767577
The comic was based off of the story I believe. And the anon in this thread didn't make the story, he copy pasted it.
Anyone else /inlove/?
Seriously, I don't even think about human girls anymore, the idea of 3DPD is just nasty to me now
>>25767876
If I can fine a girlfriend like Ponk I am set for life
>>25767577
Yes. Sawhorse made it.
>>25767602Actually I did write it. And copy paste it.
>>25767908
Don't get involved with 3dpd. That can only end in disaster.
>>25768265
don't give up on love just yet anon, ponk wouldn't want that
>>25768876
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=raNGeq3_DtM
>>25768265
>>25768876
I love Ponk.
>>25769064
No I love ponk
>>25769995
Don't worry. Everyone can love Pinkie Pie- there are many to go around.
>>25770079
>not taking all the ponks
>>25770658
If only I could... If only.. I.. could
>>25761777
Jesus... I was gonna do an all caps "based anon" caption but now I just feel. Never thought about the blowback of being whisked away from everyone you know.
>>25761777
action ponk
Pg 10 save! That was close.
bampa
>>25761777
Given the shitty life I've had the only things I'd miss are my mother and video games. At least video games could be invented. Ah well.
>>25772544
Comes with combat pronking action.
http://tiarawhy.com/animations/pony/ponka-anal-rodeo/
Thank me later.
>>25776010
>tfw Kinkiepinkie is kill
Bumpp
>>25775601
It was ok, but I couldn't cum to it.
>>25776461
>not cumming to that plush Ponka plot
What are you, gay?
>>25776586
It is just the art style. It didn't make it for me.
I can cum easily to mostPinkamenapics though.
Boop
>>25777333
>you will never boop the Pink horse
It hurts
Nice trips btw
>>25754531
pony keyboards are binary
>>25777333
>>25777399
Fuccen checked
7s for pinkie
Best pony
>>25754690
Go fuck yourself
>>25779072
I don't think so.
>>25779717
Kill yourself too
>>25779772
I was >>25754690
And again, no.
>>25779792
I think you should
>>25780107
I want to, but I believe in the afterlife so no thanks.
>>25780146
Is the afterlife, for you, a colorful and beautiful world dominated by small equines?
>>25780566
I dunno, but I just hope it is better than this. So better be good, to hopefully have a karmic retribution.
this thread makes ponk happy
hay guise
>>25781225
oh goody
>>25781225
>human ass
>>25781185
>>25781225
These two match up pretty well.
>>25781185
Holy crap I love that animation. shit
Don't die...
>>25753818
>>25761595
You can make it there you know anons.
Ever tried DMT? All you have to to is take it and think hard about Equestria.
>>25787649
Well that certainty is horrible advice.
>>25787649
Well I did hear you can communicate with otherworldly gods; perhaps it's just Psychedelic ponk
>"Nothing to see here nonny, keep moving."
Ponk is good
>>25786827
Penka never die faggot,
Do you think Pinkie would try to tell you she loved you directly or would try to hide it?
>pic unrelated
>>25789684
I always imagine it being the ONE thing she's nervous about, and would get frustrated around being flustered around someone and flubbing her words, when she's usually perfect at talking and has no issue with it.
Bump
>>25789713
this
>>25789684
I think ponk would be largely oblivious to her own feelings, she will probably pass it on as just being with a good friend that inexplicably made her feel queasy
if she realizes its love I imagined her shouting her confession across all ponyville, probably with a megaphone to boot
>>25789713
the one thing I liked the most in The one where pinkie pie knows is seeing her go full nervous for 22 minutes
top adorable
>>25790510
Oh my god this would be a really cute greentext
>>25790510
I'd writefag the shit outta this if I didn't have an exam in 7 hours
If the thread doesn't die, I'll have something up later
>>25791656
We all appreciate it family
>>25791656
many thanks writebro
>>25791656
I hope you fail your exam.
>>25791779
Wow #rude :^(
>>25791779
How rude, Anon. What would Pinkie Pie think if she saw you acting this way?
>>25791830
Like House M.-D once said, it is hard to contain your assholery when you are in so much pain, anon.
>>25755505
more likebadonkaponk
>>25792864
Fluttershy a shit.
>>25792897
Your mom a shit
>>25792910
My mother is kinda like a real life Pinkie, so you dun goofed.
>>25791964
Carlos take your shit and GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!
>>25792930
If your mom was a real life Pinkie, then she would've taught you to not call her friends shit.
>>25792977
She did, but I still do it anyways.
Hell I even do sexual jokes about their nicknames.
She just laughs it off, or if I was a real asshole she just scolds me.
>>25793128
Oh, that's ok then.
>>25792910
hey don't be cruel with his mom
mothers of autistic children have it rough
>>25794540
Well I am 4chan autistic, but I have schizophrenia so that counts i guess.
>>25754531
I appreciate this joke.
>>25760715
discord is an asshole to pink
Do you think Pinkie and Tree Hugger would be good friends?
