Here we go.. An mlp Confessions thread. let's do this
Ahhh, new thread smell.
As for my confession? I used to hate clop and thought cloppers were disgusting, but now I am a clopper.
>>25750798
I love porn so much~ I fucking want MOAR~
>>25750798
An mlp reaction video series is what got me to become a horsefucker
I used to not care about the whole "she's not real" thing, but only now at the end do I understand. It hurts quite a bit guys.
>>25750798
I only joined this ride because of the porn, I watched the show later.
You're all going to hate me.
>consider myself abrony
>attended bronycon this summer and consider it my favorite and most enjoyable vacation ever
>got the back of my phone signed by a bunch of famous bronies
>believe that anthro should not be something that breaks the rules because its just a different physical version of the characters and the personalities that we've come to love
>come close to sperging out whenever someone uses a tripcode without posting a unique contribution like art or green
>despise people who came here from pts although i came here from pts
>believe that MLP General is a good general to lurk and post in
Feel free to rip me a new asshole.These were only things that instantly came to mind.
>>25750798
I'm Jewish and I don't want to fuck horses.
>>25750798
I don't want to cum inside a horse, technicolor or otherwise
>>25750913
TL;DR and yes the mlp season finale was shit.
>>25750920
>being jewish
>>25750798
Sometimes, I prefer /pol/ to /mlp/ because even with the constant shitposting it can be more interesting.
>>25750798
I believe Them Fighting Herd will be successful.
>>25750798
I don't clop or own any merch.
>>25750798
Does it have to be strictly MLP based confessions? If so, I actually got interested in MLP through porn. I was in a particularly dark park of my life in which I spent almost all day everyday masturbating. I was browsing image gap and had crossed over hoofbeat (the first one, the second is shit in my opinion) and asked myself "how much farther does the rabbit hole of degeneracy go?" And gave it a try. A few days later I was visiting my mom and my little sisters, and they were watching MLP as a joke, but I thought it'd be fun to compare the characters to the ones I read about in hoofbeat. And then I started to genuinely enjoy the characters... And now here I am still after 3 years.
>>25750906
I know that feel
>>25750798
I've clopped to Trixie every night for the past few weeks.Don't send help.
>>25750956
Fucking autocorrect. Sorry, posting mobile. *imagefap
>>25750798
I've hosted horse meet-ups and some of the people I met at them are now my best friends and we hangout(Not for horses anymore) and drink. We stopped back in 2012 but I regard the whole thing as a success even if 70% of the people who turned up to them where awkward as fuck autists.
>>25750798
If it weren't for pony, I never would've discovered ERP.My life would suck so much without it.My RP partners are the closest I have to friends in my life.I value the smalltalk we have before an RP more than the actual RP.One of them even developed a crush on me and we online-dated for a bit.
>>25750972
>erp
>online-dated
So, where on the spectrum are you?
>>25750988
Probably where everyone else here is at.Right?
Garrison Ulrich (4everfreebrony)- Chasing Fate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQPOK7lg2FA
>>25750956
Also, I met my best friend with MLP as an intermediary. So I was talking to him and after becoming decently comfortable being around eachother, I was looking over at his phone where he was browsing through his photos. Turns out he was afurryand I felt kind of akward. I had no friends, and he was a pretty cool guy despite, so I started playing the My Little Pony town game for my phone. Not the same but close enough. We've been friends for years, and he's like a brother to me. If I hadn't exposed my power level he would've just fucked off.
>>25750906
Explain this feel
>>25751017
Pretty much, yeah. Most of /mlp/ is on the spectrum whether they want to accept it or not.
"If everyone is on the spectrum, then no one is"
>>25751058
Looks like I need to some Google searching.
>>25751074
On what? Statistics on /mlp/?
>>25751036
Not him but its hard to explain. Imagine knowing you care so deeply for something that you'd do anything for it, that you've built up your perception of it not to perfection but to such heights because to you it already is perfect. This is a feeling nobody can ever take away from you, but then you realize what doesn't exist cannot be lost. You're left with only those feelings, yet unable to truly act on them and realize those dreams you've created no matter how hard you try. Then it starts to sink in what that says about you, but you can't just give up because you can't settle for less. You wouldn't be good enough for her if you were willing to settle. There is no escape from it if she really is your waifu after all.
My confession? I want to be a ponymare.
>>25751100
>>25751134Would you let an anon rape and ravage you?
>>25751151
No...Yes...
>>25751155
Damn.Repeatedly? Would you submit and stay with him, knowing you'd be a dirty slut and no one would want you?
>>25751170
No...Maybe...
>>25751155
>>25751170
Stop it you two.
>>25750798
I've spent an exorbitant amount of time collecting and saving a huge amount of poni. After JanAnimations got the C&D I started collecting obsessively in case other shit disappeared. Since then a surprising amount has actually disappeared, so my roughly 1.1TB collection of pony feels at least somewhat justified...
>>25750798
I don't see the point in sorting my porn folder
>>25751211
Is this collection of yours sorted in an O.C.D. manner?
If so, upload it sonewhere
>>25751214
You savage
>>25751229
It's... somewhat sorted but in one of those organized chaos sorts of ways. A vast majority (like 700GB) of that is a derpibooru backup, that is kept constantly up to date through an hourly process. It includes an sql database of tags and other info like uploader names/times, up/downvotes etc. as well as a copy of the full size image of course.
another 90GB or something is seasons 1-5 and the EqG movies in HD.
So i mean most of it doesn't have a reason to be uploaded somewhere.
Does derpibooru have that option or are you scraping?
>>25751291
It's a php script written by some anon who did a derpibooru archive a while back, but went MIA after the 800k image mark.
He had the scripts up on github, so with a bunch of help from someone more knowledgeable in coding, I got them set up and running again.
Please don't die, thread. I sleep now.
>>25750798
i want to punch eqg pinke pie in the stomach.
>>25751355
>2015
>php
I understand Blackgryphon's vent towards his frustration in what people has to say to him because I've been to that route.
Sometimes, you just gotta say fuck you to the people who talk apeshit about you. What I feel sorry for BG is that he gets shit for it when he does it, because apparently, he has "professionalism" so he should not act as such.
I feel bad for Gabe. I really am. He can't express his emotions without getting called out for it. If other people does it however, they don't get the same treatment.
I'm sorry Gabe. I'm sorry that you have to go through all this shit, and Horse News promoting this drama isn't helping. Don't worry though, it'll go away soon. Hopefully HN would cooperate by not makign anymore big deal about this.
I'm waiting for more decent non-futa clop art of Glimmer.
>>25751452
It works. Quite well in fact. I'm not gonna complain, I can't code for shit.
>>25751477
Have fun when things slightly change and you have to dick around in a shit language.
>>25751457
Hi Gabe
>>25751136
>Never Obsolete
Damn. Why does this make me feel?
>>25751457
It's not that he 'has professionalism and should act as such' its that he REPEATEDLY reminds us of how 'professional' he is, and continually proves otherwise through snide remarks.
If he would just act a bit more - excuse the overuse of the word in this drama - humble, and realize that horse fame really doesn't equate to shit in the real world this wouldn't be an issue.
>>25751457
You know what? If he wasn't such a gloating fat sack of horseshit, I'd have no problem with him. Eat a dick and die. Roast in a pit of fire, you fucking worthless piece of trash. Black gryphon, Fuck you anally with a cactus coated in brown recluse venom.
>>25751579
>horse fame really doesn't equate to shit in the real world this wouldn't be an issue.
If anything, his fame proved to be even more helpful in the real world. He's now part of the show as a background singer, he hangs out with the show staff, and most importantly, he gets money from his songs inspired by the fandom.
>>25750798
I wish we were still in /b official twilight sparkle bread.
I remember watching the show trying to find ammunition, then I got so deep into the shitposting I forgot what I was on.
Mostly because you glorious fucks won me over
>>25751609
But, again, none of that matters. When MLP inevitably dies, unless he has already moved on and made a name for himself outside of the mlp fandom by that time his so called career will come to a screeching halt, with only a small chance of ever being revived.
Horse fame is not real fame. Unlike the real world where everyone has their own opinions, this is a fandom where almost everyone has at least one thing in common: They like cartoon horses.
When that focus of his career disappears he will be left with nothing.
>>25751565
Because you're projecting yourself onto a computer
>>25751579
>he is, and continually proves otherwise through snide remarks
Oh please. People at Horse News as well as other fame-y people like Mayde always give snide remarks at people as well, but they never get the same shit as he does.
I still collect the comics and enjoy them for fun, non-serious stories despite the many obvious flaws.
I really like Sarah Richards covers.I think the way Garbowska draws ponies is cute and fun.
>inb4 Hasdrone/IDWshill
I roleplay erotically.
>>25751635
None of them claim to be professional. At all. HN lives to be as unprofessional as possible. That couldn't be more obvious. And Mayde? That animator who shitposts all the time?
I think I see the reason why you completely missed my point. You literally read only what you quoted, and completely missed the part about how he constantly brags about his 'professional work' and his manager (to make himself sound more professional, even though what he does requires none of that bullshit)
>>25751635
Because they don't pretend to be 'professional' like BG does.
>>25751700
>None of them claim to be professional. At all.
Oh bullshit. Look at their interview for Josh Haber.
Look at all those PR - safe questions and statements and tell me their not trying to be professional. I don't fucking know why they even think that their audience is interested in such.
I don't care about the BG part. I'm not the guy you're talking to.
>>25750913
>believe that anthro should not be something that breaks the rules because its just a different physical version of the characters
actually, the /mlp/ hates anthro is a meme. Of course, they are people that hate anthro with force, but they do not represent all the anons
>>25750968
I'm a writefag. For my first greentext, I wrote a novel length story, the first story I ever got that long after 15 years of writing, which had hundreds of views, and I got great feedback. Getting to the last chapter there were only 40 or so people reading, but I cherish them immensely.I almost cried when someone said I was their favorite writefag.
Since then I've been kicking myself every day for not writing another greentext but I can't ever write anything that both lasts long enough to post and also makes me feel like it's quality enough to have anons bother reading. I still feel like an asshole sometimes for not giving a followup to the anons that read mine, but then I feel like a bigger asshole for thinking I actually matter enough for them to be inconvenienced by it.Moral of the story, being anonymously horse famous both makes you feel like a dickweed and makes you feel more important than you actually are. Wake me up inside
>>25751758
>but they do not represent all the anons
They should. Rape as a meme is pretty obvious, but anthro is fucking disgusting. I don't see it as a joke. Otherwise, people wouldn't all like "Eww human"
>>25751773
I just wish I could stop getting punished for accidentally posting anthro. It's happened to me multiple times. I don't know, I just find the whole thing trivial and pointless. We can have vote generals and diaper generals but post a normal human with a horn and people shit bricks.
>>25751753
Doing one thing every once in a great while that isn't completely stupid satirical demeaning bullshit doesnt mean they are trying to be professional.
You seem like one of those 'you must be a blast at parties' types of people.
>>25751821
You must be a blast at parties.
>>25751821
How can you even really party. If ponk is not real
>>25750798
I really like listening to fallout equestria
>>25751821
I see your point.
I just hope that people don't think that what Horse News does is something to be done in real life, for example at cons.
What they do is satirical, and should be treated as such. A joke. A meme.
I hate being a pedo permavirgin, because I know I'm the exact stereotype of what normies think of, when they think about MLP fans. At least I'm not a morbidly obese neckbeard, or living at home.
>>25751842
>I just hope that people don't think that what Horse News does is something to be done in real life, for example at cons.
But they actually do do that at cons. They are giant autists.
The very words "She's not real" put me in a melancholy immediately, no matter what mood I was in before.
I was genuinely very disappointed when pic related didn't happen
>>25750798
I liked Princess Spike
>>25750920
Too the gas chambers
>>25751861
I liked Princess Spike too. I think people are just primed to hate any Spike episode.
>>25751859
That goes equally for most /mlp/ anon's at cons. Before HN was a thing, they still gathered and acted like total sperglords. That's not new to HN, that's just typical /mlp/ anon faggotry.
I want to ravish or be ravished by Discord.
I want Luna to be my personal cum dumpster to the extreme.
I want to get super freaky with Zecora.
I want to get gay as possible with Big Macintosh.
I want to hold Rarity.
I want to rub Cadance's preggo belly.
I love all the seasons of the show. I go to cons, I draw and consume a copious amount of pony porn, I've spent exorbiant amounts on merch. I genuinely feel bad and ashamed when the VA or production staff get too much flak. Right now I'm considering dumping my girlfriend because she doesn't fulfill me as much as art and hanging out on the net does.
>>25750920
>I'm Jewish and I don't want to fuck horses.
What are you, gay?
>>25751872
I can understand someone not liking the episode, but it seems that lots of people have a massive hateboner for it and think it's the worst episode in the series when it was a pretty simple episode
I'm currently working on a pony constructed language. Here's what I have so far:
Pon (pone) - person, friend
Celo- (selo) - affix meaning sun, fire, heat, light
Celopon - ruler
-e - affix used to indicate that the noun is masculine
Celopone (say-lo-po-nay) - king, prince, patriarch, father
-a - affix to indicate noun is feminine
Celopona (sel-oh-poh-nah) - queen, princess, mother
Goi (joh-i) - laughter, happy, joyous
Oni (oh-ni) - honest, trustworty, truthful
Kind (keend) - kind, kindness, nurturing, love, loving
Lojel (lo-yel) - loyal, honorable, moral
Genir (jen-eer) - generous, compassionate, charitable
Naji (nah-jee) - wisdom, intellect
Nej (nay) - I (being of)
Herd (Heyrd) - group, society, nation
Bet - (bayt) - call oneself, name, title
Example: Nej genir pone. Nej bet Anon. (I am a compassionate man. I call myself Anon).
I know this is autistic as fuck, but I'm bored as shit.
>>25751939
A lot of spike episodes are shit on for being average or kinda bad. Though, he had a good episode. Equestria Games. Best Spike episode.
Pic as proof
>>25751957
>Genir (jen-eer)
stop the autism is visible
>>25751151
yes
>>25751957
Master (mah-ster) she or he who is best known for
You do much more naming than me, so I dub you Master-Bet :D
>>25751961
>his spaghetti explosion with the anthem
>>25751957
>Goi
I did this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0pKgwAQCPo
Still not sorry, either.
>>25752008
kill yourself
>>25752033
Nah, still writing
i actually want to see things ponified
I like the character king sombra, I often read fanfiction of him and the comics.
I like him because he has so much potential. And I really want a happy ending in the comic siege crystal empire 7.
>>25751871
for which reason?
>>25752176
I like the rage when things are ponified.
>>25750798
I have a major horse fetish. Not just MLP, but real horses.
>>25751686
Reminded me of this
I'm addicted to browsing this site.
I'm lazy as shit.
I'm wasting my potential.
I don't have any friends, and I don't even try to.
I have problem talking to people.
I feel dead inside.
This board is only one where I feel somehow welcomed.
>>25756386
>potential
>>25756423
I'm actually good at few things.
Too bad there's nobody who would care.
>>25756448
c'mon now ya edgy cunt. plenty of people would enjoy whatever you have talent with
>>25756484
that might be true
but I'm so busy with school lately that I don't have time for myself
just three more semesters...
>>25756448
Who gives a fuck if anybody else cares. Do it for yourself, faggot.
>>25751753
I fucking hang out with the people who run the website all of the time, they're not professional, nor do they claim to be. Having some articles that are more formal or respectable to somebody being interviewed does not suddenly mean that they've now gone full "professional". Sometimes, when you have legit questions, and you really want them answered because you're genuinely curious (and you think your readers might be) you don't just do unprofessional shit to undermine that goal.
Their fucking logo screams "We don't take this seriously", "We're not a professional journalistic outlet", "We love to make fun of the fandom and ourselves".
You're fucking daft if you really think capper, rarifag, rendrek, chelis, or any of those guys give any serious fucks about creating a professional outlet and maintaining that kind of image.
>>25756448
>not doing fun things because you assume nobody would care
mysides.png
>>25756544
>in school
>wasting potential
You know nothing about being NEET
I've written so much green in the past I now have trouble writing in first person.
Hell, I even at work when I'm writing reports on what I've done I sometimes write you.
>>25750798
>Before the ride I used to fap once per week or even twice per month
>ride begins
>find pony porn
>fap at least once a day since 2011
srsly, I haven't a day since 2011 that I wouldn't clop in, it's boring me recently and now I do it just for pleasure, and if I watch something to it it's just to give it a sense
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
>>25756604
You do realize that they're serious about what they say there right?
They actually mean it when they want someone to kill themselves.
They actually mean it when they say that someone is retarded and should be lnyched.
They actually mean it when they say someone should not get donation money because "They're too suspicious."
They actually mean it when they impose their political correctness attitude to someone.
I get your point about professionalism. They are however, dead serious about most of what they say, and you can't deny that by saying "We don't take things too seriously" bullshit.
>>25756845
>only once a day
>>25751267
If you give us an acces to it you will be the true hero
>>25756923
I said at least, for example, on friday I fapped 8 times, after 6th fap I had nothing in my balls and I literally cummed with nothing
>>25750913
Only thing I disagree with is your anthro love. Holy fuck, pick one. Don't just tack a pony head on a human body. Fuckin gross. The best parts of a pony are it's tail, Hoovsies, ears, belly, ponut and vag, and muzzle. Anthro removes good and adds bad.
>>25751758
You shut up. Just because you don't agree that doesn't mean it's a meme. A lot if things you probably think are 'ironic' really arent.
Confession? I thought real horse vagina was kinda intimidating and scary.
>that winking
But now I want to fuck the shit out of one.
this board's hatred for anthro is EXTREMELY autistic, especially when you look at all the fetish generals littering the place. also, there is nothing wrong with the word 'brony' and everyone here is one.
>>25750798I don't wank to pony porn anymore. I just collect the pics. T.B.H. I'm more turned on by ayyliems.
>>25756887
If you actually believe that they legitimately are all sociopaths and have zero empathy for anybody, and have no actual regard for human life, I'd call you crazy, but that's your prerogative man. Just as people here like to say "lynch the niggers" and "kill yourselves", usually they don't really mean that, semantic change, it's a meme you dip, est.. And that's not excusing anything, that's just the reality of the situation. As horrible you think some of these articles are, you can't claim that you 100% actually know the authors intent.
To assume that they all actually mean everything they write, and to assume you know the context of everything they write is pretty amazing, you must be a mind reader, I'm impressed.
Go to bed Jerry.
>>25751758
I doubt it. Maybe hate is a strong word but it isn't liked.
>>25757157
So you're saying that whatever they say there is a joke?
Then why is it that they try to put grudge on certain people like Final Draft and Keyframe and LeakFish? They preach that they shouldn't get help and support.
I know about how this place shouldn't be taken seriously, but only because it's anonymouse people. When they put their identity on, that's where the problem arises.
I feel the same way about Undertale that I did the first time I saw Ponies.But I've been doing ponies for so long I don't want to lose my attention for it.
I'm in love with someone from /mlp/ and because we live very far away from each other, I feel like I'm keeping them from pursuing in person relationships that might be more fulfilling than our internet trysts. And I think that actually might mean I'm a shitty person.
I 'm planning to an hero soon, just to see if i do go to equestria.
>>25757336
You won't but have fun. Don't make a mess for someone to clean up.
Bumpity bump
>>25757299
The answer isn't either it's all a joke, or it's all 100% serious, it's not black and white like that.
Why do people put grudges on other people? Well because they feel they're been mistreated in some way, but that doesn't mean because they're grudged that that must mean they truthfully "Want that person to actually die" or
"Don't want this person not not get any support from other people". Just because you disagree with one might consider needing support, doesn't mean that you want them to suffer or to die or something, that's so fucking asinine. I don't donate to African hunger infomercials not because I don't think African children should die or don't deserve to eat, but because I don't like the atmosphere that's created in the infomercials, I feel it's slightly manipulative and meant to play on my emotions. Am I now a horrible, disgusting monster? Of course not.
What the hell does anonymity have to do with anything, that's like saying "When you're anonymous and you say "I want this person to die" you might not mean it, but if you're not anonymous, you will defiantly mean it!" That rhetoric doesn't make any sense to me. Sometimes people don't care to be anonymous, but can still use a term in a different context, or the same context as somebody who is anonymous.
>>25750798
My confession. I'm a grower, not a shower.
I Waifu both shantae and aj.
I want Twilight Sparkle to turn me into Fluttershy and keep me as her sex slave/cuddle petmaybe she'll rent me out to anons on mondays
I genuinely want to be a pretty mare more than anything
>>25759393
>Just because you disagree with one might consider needing support, doesn't mean that you want them to suffer or to die or something
Doesn't mean they go out their way screaming "Don't support this person! I have suspicions! People who support them will be seen as retarded!"
Go ahead. Tell them that you actually want to support Leekfish, Final Draft, etc.. to your HN chat. I guarantee you that people like Liki or Newsie are going to fucking tell you to think otherwise. Or better, tell that to fucking Equestria Confidential crew. They won't see you the same way.
Same thing happens when you say "I like Double Rainboom" to fuckign minty root, another close friend of horse news.
The same thing happens when you say "Final Draft isn't that bad" to Capper, a HN member.
Again, just because you disagree with something, doesn't mean you get to preach it out loud like it's a fact. You also shoulnd't think bad of people who disagree with your position.
What I was saying in the anonimity part, is that you shouldn't take anonymous people too seriously compared to people with a name on. Ofcourse it depends on the context. Everything fucking depends.
I have never watched any of the original Star Wars movies or the Lord of the Rings trilogy.
>>25757333
exactly the same, only met this person somewhere else
It's fucking 4:30am and I'm still here
>>25760536
Get a life.
If you have finals, you'd be with your colleagues right now studying and socializing.
Confessions eh?I find the term "horse famous" and when anyone uses it in a positive light disgusting. I came to this thinking after the first and probably last con I went to. It's atrocious. Having huge egos over frivolous things and disrespecting others over it. I mean if you are going to work hard to get "famous" why put it all into ponies? How do these horse famous bronies live with themselves? I am genuinely curious. But I feel bad about it too. It's not like these people are doing anything inherently wrong. It just disgusts me is all.
>>25750920
You too, anon.
>>25760635
It just feels nice to be liked, really. The reason people devote it all in to ponies is probably partially because they just like ponies and that's what stirs their creativity, and on some level maybe because they're afraid people only like their stuff because it's pony related so they don't want to stop
>>25760678
Fair enough.
What really made me hate it was after seeing how Final Draft was behaving at said Con. He has used the term before and so anytime someone mentions it, all I think of is that jerk.
>>25760635
>disrespecting others over it.
Not really. People just do what they like and it just happens that other people like their content. Exceptions apply like Ink Rose, but for the most part, analysts and musicians just do what they like.
Them being disrespectful is hardly what they're known for. They're actually more open to other people and sometimes, helps other people out when they struggle in life.
IMO, I don't believe they go out their way to being "Horse Famous" cause otherwise, they wouldn't be out there mocking the term and joking around about it.
Also, some people find love from the fandom. That's most likely why they devote most of their time into pony; because it means alot to them.
>Pic related.
Icloppedonce. After I was done I felt disgustedbut satisfied
>>25750798
I tried killing myself to go to Equestria
To marry mai waifu
>>25760635
I don't really get this anon, there are people of higher social status in every community, this is a normal process in any kind of group of individuals. Call it "horse famous" or "video game community famous" or whatever, it's all the same kind of thing.
>>25760702
Yeah I fucking hate people who get arrogant as hell about it. I really enjoyed having my own 100-40 followers, but I dont think of myself as any better than anyone else because of it
>>25760635
>if you are going to work hard to get "famous" why put it all into ponies?
Because nobody would give a shit about their work if it wasn't ponies. It's using something a large group likes to boost yourself up
>>25760743
>I don't think of myself as any better than anyone else because of it
Very little does, anon. Very insignificantly little.
However, some people are proud of it. You must not mistake bragging with pride.
>>25760166
I just figured out who you are, you're Slashy, and I'm ShelDawG. I thought you were Jerry Peet for a second there, I wasn't far off.
Slashy, stop not making sense, please and thank you.
>>25760782
Not that guy but this Slashy guy does make a point.
you should not think bad of people who disagree with what you think.
( I don't keep up with this stuff, but I do have a word on it. )
>>25760704
Remember that song Mando made about being "Horse Famous"? I honestly could not tell if he was being satirical or not. But I guess I never realized that it's possibly just one big joke around the term. I found his song cringey as hell though. But it's why I feel bad about it. It isn't logically warranted.
My reasoning comes from how Final Draft runs and acts at conventions. Come to think of it, he is just a giant goofball. I cannot take a man like him seriously. He is pretty damn arrogant.
>>25760741
Having a status is a privilege. Some people handle such privileges better than others. But yea everyone who is tagged as famous by the media can get a tad bit arrogant from time to time. It's normal. Stupid. But normal.
>>25757299
>Keyframe
HN never picked up the Keyframe story, even though I thought they would. Bringing this corruption to the forefront is what drove the FallenWish article.
>>25760782
>Jerry Peet browses here
Well there goes my fun...
>>25760782
Wow you really don't value friendship that much do you? At least try to have a truce with him, just like how Applejack and Rarity agreed not to have their difference set them apart. He's a close friend of yours afterall.
But then again, you'll just probably tell me that you don't give a single fuck about friendship and shit.
I do. Friendship means alot to me. Please don't think bad of me :-D
>>25750913
hello there long lost twin
I had a lot of fun today
>>25760970
>>25760970
Nice. Quads m8
>>25760166
I know HN planted a grudge on FNGR.
>>25756985
>implying anthro can't have all those things
It's like you're trying to be stupid. Stop it.
I got into mlp because of trying to understand what chikun was.
>>25760896
Oh that FallenWish article.
I just don't get why Twifag finds it necessary to make remarks like "land whale" or "going to bronycon to get more brony dicks" and what have you.
It sounds like he's desperate for people to hate on FallenWish.
All these horse news talk makes me look up shit and this is what I found.
>pic related.
Holy fuck! This is some reddit tier bullshit I'm seeing.
>>25761449
I mean srious fucking lee.
Fags and bronies need to die. Why give sympathy for the guy? Either way, people die all the time, what makes this guy so special?
I bet his fagfriend is sucking lengthy juicy dicks right now because this is just not how I expected people from HN to be like.
>>25750913
I'm not mad, just disappointed.
>>25751771
Link to the story?
>>25761679http://pastebin.com/u/RIPSHITCITY
I really hope you enjoy it! I had the most fun of my writing career with it.
>>25750947
That's the fun part fgt
>>25761705
>I had the most fun of my writing career with it.
That is the most important part. Never forget that.
>>25761845
Thank you, wise anon <3
I don't clop, but I act like I do to fit in.
I've fapped to real horse porn a few times though.
I Was favoring thorugh Channels On TV and I saw MLP I liked it. Brony, Love for MLP drew my GF and me together and doesn't mind Sleeping with the Plushes.
Damn my life is good. Also I play minecraft Cause Screw it.
>>25750798
I told all of my pledge brothers that I watched mlp (I said when I was in HS but don't forget, we're here forever). It was during a serious confession bonding moment. The next 4 years were rough to say the least. Fuck me, why did I have to spill so hard
>>25762574
what
i masturbate to pony at work often in a port o john that we have there
I was a fan of the fandom for about a year before I actually started watching and liking the show.
>>25750798
I find the ponies cute but not attractive
I do not want sexy times with pony
I have no waifu
I prefer their EQG's forms better
>>25760931
>He's a close friend of yours
Slashy, please, no one likes you. Most people just tolerate your existence. Sheldon is not one of those people. He just doesn't like you.
I'm in a Trixie fan group on steam
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/TrixieAdmirers
>>25751852
My brother. There is at least one other person on here who knows exactly how you feel.Except the virgin part. It's overrated, trust me.
I consider myself a feminist, and I don't mind tumblr.
>>25763774
>being a feminist
>current year
For what purpose.
>>25763774
Are you Canadian?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSXbw2RGAFw
i jacked off to this.....
1st pone to jack to ever
>>25763774
Honestly tumblr isn't that bad if you just get Xkit and filter some tags.
Alright here we go...
I started using this board and writefagging when I was 14. I am 18 as of now.
I really enjoy almost every aspect of this fandom.
I have attended three pony conventions, and I can honestly say they have been some of the most fun I have ever had.
I wear a pone shirt every single day, if it's too cold outside I wear a pone hoodie.
I have pone all over my house, car, phone, computer wallpapers, etc.
I ordered derpy hooves decals for my car because It's silvery grey and I thought "why not?"
I enjoy attracting attention of other 'bronies' because I honestly want to see if I can find fans that are down to earth and not autistic AF.
I attend a brony meetup often on saturdays that has a 20 to 50 person turnout. (I live in a big city)
I enjoyed fallout equestria and I think Pip is damn sexy.
My girlfriend, family, and friends all know I like pone.
Only a few choice friends know that I furiously masturbate to pones.
I hate anthro art of pones.
I hate EQG.
I try to get people to watch the show.
Fluttershy is best mane.
I have had pone smut as my wallpaper often.
I enjoy some horsemusic.
So yeah lots of shit.
I've had a fucked up life so far and pones cheer me up.
In every way.
I have a high chance of failing university, but I've told no one about it. My parents and friends think I'm doing great there.
Sometimes I just feel like lying down on the floor and crying for no reason.
I often think of suicide because life seems pointless to me.
>>25750836
this desu senpai
>>25751771Autistocrat, is that you?
>>25761105
Humans with muzzles are up there on my list of things that make me physically sick. It's disgusting and not helped that most people who draw anthro tack on abnormally sized tits, make them have unnatural amount of muscle, emphasize "attractive" features...bleh it's awful.Different Anon
>>25763934
You're fucking awesome
>>25763934
is your girlfriend into pone, too?
>>25750798
I have a Rainbowdash pin button in my wallet.
>>25764046
Literally me
Second quarter will be better man, just go home with your family and start studying more
>>25750798
I love anthro r34. Horse pussy a shit. SHIT!
>>25750798
>Been a furry and a brony for years and can get physically sick at the sight of anthro.
>Only watch the show because of the cute pones and can't watch season five by myself anymore. A group of friends and I hop into calls to sync watch since it's just depressing to watch the trash this show has become alone.
>I currently have three suggestive pone wallpapers and one straight NSFW.
>Scootaloo is my favorite and I refuse to fap to anything involving her anymore. The rest of the fillies are fine.
>I don't actually have a waifu.
>I think EQG is absolute trash
>I own pony trading cards because I wanted the stickers that go them
>Of the $50+ of pony merch I have, I've only paid about five dollars. The rest are gifts or stolen. I don't own any pony shirts or plushies.
>I host a blog own tumblr dedicated to helping pony artists getting recognized. 700+ followers and growing.
>A folder on my comp holds all of my pony pics. It's organized down to pony amount, role, pony type, and picture type (NSFW, Animated, Static).
>I don't hide that I'm into the show , but I don't shove it down anyone's throats.
>>25764217
>Only watch the show because of the cute pones and can't watch season five by myself anymore. A group of friends and I hop into calls to sync watch since it's just depressing to watch the trash this show has become alone.
Nigga S5 was arguably the best season.
I've never watched the show.
Just come here to write green and read sometimes
>>25750947
Filthy_casual.jpg
>>25751074
Because when everyone is special, no one is special.
There's your Google search
>>25751431
Leave Pinkie alone!
Wait....
I unironically get mad when people post EqG shit.
>>25764270
Well EQG are qts, it's the movie itself that's shit
>>25764288
>overblown heads
>stick legs
>qt
>>25764288
They're monster high ripoffs.
Also the movie wouldn't exist if the EqG girls didn't exist so I blame them.
>>25764194
Gonna try and get my stuff together in the time that I have left I guess. Just imagining my parent's reactions when my Christmas surprise for them is that I screwed up makes me feel like killing myself.
>>25764321
Well, dont tell them. Do it right after christmas and they dont have to know. Best of luck man
>>25764370
Thank you, Anon
>>25750798I have a ponysona.It's a mare.
>>25750920
Mfw my parents think I actually hate jews after they saw I downloaded of an edited comic pic of Sombra with nazi symbol eyes saying "jews", and almost got kicked out of the house because of that.
In reality I like how they work for a lifestyle that /biz/ approves of, and just like to make nazi and jew jokes.
>wake up
>wish I did not wake up
>work pointlessly throughout the day
>don't get paid because boss is a selfish prick
>debate killing self
>talk to ponefriends and come on /mlp/
>realize life might be worth living
>go to bed somewhat happy
>wake up again
At this point ponies are my only life blood. Everything else makes me sick.
My life revolves around Rainbow Dash. I have a Rainbow Dash tulpa that I cuddle every day. I have several pieces of Dash merchandise. I cuddle a plushie every night and comb its mane.
>>25764739
Literally this
But with better taste in waifus
>>25764743
Mate, I ain't even gonna fight with you. At least you know how to love your waifu.
The first thing my mom asked me after I told her I like ponies was, "Are you gay?" Well at first I was like no, but... I really am gay.
>>25756887
Guy who rolls with HN here, where have they ever said that somebody should kill themselves or get lynched? Fuck, they even put out that article of the fucker who got hit and run'd by a car twice to save up money, even though they knew they might get shit from /mlp/ because it was to help someone.
Also, if shit stinks, it deserves to be said. If it looks like a scam, walks like a scam, idiot brony fans will throw money at it, unless somebody points it out.
>>25757040
Back to reditt, m80
>>25764751
Ah Im just joking, anything you want to idolize is fine, I know how hard keeping a tulpa is
Speaking of which, anyone has that mayo removal tutorial? It kind of stays there no matter what I try
When i became vegetarian, it was partly (not mostly) because i was preparing myself if i ever actualy break trough dimensions of reality and get to Equestria.
It kept me going.
>>25764954
Man I love meat, what would I do in equestria
I cant survive on flowers, carrots and apples
Good plan anon
>>25764951
What's mayo removal? Don't think I've ever heard of that.
>>25750920
Max pls.
>>25761105
>all those things
They cant. If you put all that on it would just be a pony again. Unless you're really going for Frankensteins monster.
Anthro is just shit. No matter how you look at it. It's either shit because it looks like an abomination, or its shit because it's clear the people who fap to it secretly just want to fuck humans but don't want to admit it/can't do it, so they just convince themselves humans with different animal heads are the hottest thing ever.
>inb4 horse fuckers convinced themselves that ponies are better because can't get humans
There are actual reasons a pony is better.
>peristaltic muscle control in vagina
>winking clit rubs dick
>warmer body temp
>ponut has multiple rings of dick clenching unf
>no periods
>periods replaced with estrus, where they get super horny
>>25764966
>that pic
you know, removing the mayo from your plush when you're done playing with it. There was a pic with a tutorial on how to remove the stains with home stuff
>>25764986
Ooooh. I've never actually tried that stuff with my plush. Except for yesterday, but I didn't get anything on it.
>>25764992
Alright nevermind I found it
Do try it more often, it's the closest thing to a fleshlight
I collect all kinds of different and sometimes pretty weird porn, but i never actualy fap to it.
I always just have a stoned wank in the shower on the weekends and that's all.
I am making a cumjar, you'll probably see a thread about it in, I think 5 more months
I just hope that >>25764739 and >>25764966
isn't actualy the same Anon, because that would mean you're a fucking kek m8
I already fapped to real horses before i started watch mlp and clop.
Rainbow Dash is my waifu since i stardet watching the show (about 3 years now) and i spent far to much money for RD merchandise...
>>25764739
>>25764743
>>25764751
>>25764951
>>25764966
>>25764986
>>25764992
Now i see why that one guy kept posting screenshot of cringe thread whenever it appeared
>>25750798
This place and this fandom are the only places I've ever felt like I really belonged. I used to hate the entire concept of mlp and cringed at the thought of it, but now I can't imagine my life without it. It's shaped my artistic life, acquaintances, and has made me happier than I think I've ever been.
I have no sexual drive and am not attracted to anyone/anything
>>25765172
Not even ponies? that's fucked up
Im not atracted to the real horses..
>>25765197
All the clop just seems really silly to me.
>>25750798Even I have trouble believing how much the relatability of some of the characters in this series has helped me get to know myself better or to become a better personMost recent example happened after watching Hearthbreakers and having Marble's personality really resonate with me, which made me realize I didn't really enjoy being a complete loner, but that my dislike of most people is just some sort of social anxiety being repressed, and me not being able to recognize it as such because of that repression. My therapist had even told me so, but I refused to believe him until this happened. Fucking ponies helped me break a defense mechanism, as ridiculous as that sounds.God damn, why am I such a fucking faggot.
>>25750798
I've only ever liked ponies for cute and the past two seasons have been somewhat disappointing.
Additionally, the lolcows in this fandom are something else. I'm already seeing some of them causing drama even in other fandoms they're in too.
How miserable with yourself do you have to be in order to waste your life being so negative? I've always wondered if these people just lack the awareness of how awful they are or they're just so far beyond help they know they're terrible but refuse to better themselves as human beings.
>>25763847
>tfw we almost lost Xkit over gossip and lies
It would've been really funny if we did lose Xkit over it because people who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.
>>25765363
>God damn, why am I such a fucking faggot.
You know why.
Where do you think you are.
>>25750798
I'm really glad that Twilight became a princess. I'm so sick of animated shows without any permanent changes.
>>25756985
Pick one.
>>25765052
I just don't know terminology for shit. I'm mainly a lurker, and don't lurk those kinds of threads often.
>>25764142No, I'm R.I.P. SHITCITY, sorry
>>25751957
Wow are half of those words really close to English. Hope the language doesn't turn into a cipher.
>>25764851
Why do they keep mocking and insulting Everfree Network anyway? They may not directly tell them to kill themselves, but it's building up. It's like people who kill themselves because of cyberbullying. It's not "Kill yourself", it's the build up of hate that causes it.
Hell, they even celebrated when Everfree Network shuts down. They don't want them to die. They want them to suffer.
>>25764177
She was. She doesn't enjoy it much now for some reason.
>>25750798I get jealous when I see writefags writefags write much better stories than me, or if one of them gets a huge following for a story.
I know: it means nothing, but it would be nice to be remembered.
Goodnight bump
transformation and crossdressing are two of the biggest fetishes i have so sometimes i like to dress up in this super tight official starsong pony dress made for toddlers (i can fit in it, it's tight as fuck) complete with wings, tail, and arm and leg pieces and masturbate.
god i love this place.
I always come back here and read greentexts after I fail with yet another girl.
>>25750798
I got into the show via FineBros, since then I can't get off the wild ride
>>25750798
Im cheating on my amazing girlfriend with massage parlor whores.
>>25750798
I still enjoy the show just as much as I did four and a half years ago. If anything, I've grown to like it a lil more.
This thread is a prime example of evidence that we're not the cynical bastards every corner of the Internet thinks we are.
It even shows that the average person here is more intelligent.
