>>25750244
Fly down the street because he doesn't know his own strength. Then tell him I'm not gay when I wake up.

>>25750244

kill it with fire

>>25750244
slap him back on his flank as part of the customary greeting in Equestria

>>25750244
special talent becomes a red circle

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>>25750244
>Have a crush on a female
>fags still think he's gay

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>>25750244
Yelp in pain

>>25750244
god dammit I have enough gay friends who do that shit to me already I don't need another.

>>25750244
Steal a pie, jump on Soarin's back and fly away.

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>>25750244
>Check his dubs
>Report this homogay mudpony to his unicorn master
>Proceed to switch his dubs with mine.

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I slap him on his flank

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Contain my erection and buy that man a drink.

>>25750244
Bend over