After all these years, I've finally done it, /mlp/. I can die in peace now. I've finally had a real sexual experience in a dream with a pony.
>in a group which includes Fluttershy on a mission to find some really important thing
>after ages of searching and adventure we finally find it, it turns out to be some small animal
>I decide to fuck it
>it's so small and soft that my dick deforms it and clearly bulges out the other side of the animal
>Fluttershy hops on my reverse cowgirl and inserts the dick bulge into her vagoo
>essentially using this small animal as a condom to fuck Fluttershy
>she's moaning and orgasming all over me
>have the best orgasm of my life
>wake up
>>25741705
Damn, that's one hot dream
>>25741705
Dude what
>>25741705
cool story bro, i had actual real experience with women. How you gonna beat that?
>fill my days with thoughts of Twilight
>not a single horse dream ever
>>25741705
>I woke up and my pillow was sticky
>>25741720
By fucking a horse!
>>25741720
ponies > humans
>>25741705
>I've finally had a real sexual experience
>in a dream
>>25741742
This tbqh
>>25741720
Gross, better you than me, faggot.
>>25741743
As close as you can get without giving yourself schizophrenia.
>>25741742
>>25741759
By ponies you mean MLP, then you really shouldn't be comparing two things where one thing is non existant.
Either way, just because you can imagine a species greater than humans, doesn't mean you go out your way insulting humans. That's like saying "I can think of someone who's better than you. Therefore you're shit to me now."
>>25741879
You're just a jealous faggot because you didn't get to fuck Fluttershy.
>>25741729
I will try it again.
>>25741705
what the fuck
>>25741921
This
asdie from that animal-condom-thing this sounds awesome
what's dreaming like ?
>>25742179
It's like having a few hours where your life isn't a nightmare.
I've crushed Twilights' puss in some dreams too, but the one where I just hung out with Fluttershy and cuddled was the one that I remember most fondly. Not that I have a preference of ponies, I just think fornication isn't my thing
>>25741729
You'll get one eventually, just keep clopping.
