Episode 525: The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 1
Episode 526: The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 2
Written by Josh Haber
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3g0fxe
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3g0am7
Friendship is Magic #37 is due out next Wed. (Dec. 16)!
Draw prompts return!
>Draw pony, or any other creature, integrated into modern/near future society.
http://mlpgenrichmentcenter.tumblr.com/post/134645285533/
Spike's not been on all of Twilight's adventures, but he's been on some of her more exotic ones. Some of the stranger magic comes into play when this dragon is involved! It's probably just coincidence, right? Still, the sights he's seen are things most unicorns haven't. Presumably, anyhow - maybe magic schools have oddities on a regular basis. With that many untrained students, there's bound to be a bit of unintentional strangeness. Probably no time travel or dark magic or traipses through alternate realms, though, right?The teachers confiscate magical comic books if they're worth their salt.
>>25738095
Previous thread.
I heard a mutation in ponies causes them to fall asleep if you boop them more than the average amount.
I booped Nyx too many times and it worked, I wrapped her in a blanket and put some hot coco next to her for when she wakes up.
Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
>>25741632
You should create an automatic booping machine and strap Nyx into it so she never wakes up.
I'm going to marry isaac!
this pony is cute when she is panicking
post more pics of that
What was your favourite episode this season?
>>25741642
WAKE ME UP
>>25741681
The one where scoob and the gang find out the pirate ghost was old man moonie.
>>25741566Why would you take the writing in cartoon porn seriously? Why would you take the writing in any kind of porn seriously?
>>25741681
tanks for the memories
Spike can cook, clean, and as of the Christmas album, sing.
Best husbando.
>>25741690
https://vine.co/v/iaKbrX5UJUi
>>25741695
Because it's there for immersion and it does the exact opposite for me.
>>25741698
Spike knows exactly what's up
>>25741712
The ladies love Spike's tongue.
>>25741617
And yet he missed the most important one - their fight against NMM, where they first worked together.
>>25741698
FIVE MORE MINUTE TIL NEW HORSE!
>>25741714
Did you know that Cathy was a voice director on G1 MLP?
>>25741728
>>25741728
WHAT'S THIS EPISODE GONNA BE ABOUT!?
>>25741698
spike is a pretty cool guy
i'd want to spend a day just hanging out with himand if sex happens then so be it
>>25741712
What porn have you ever read or watched where the writing/dialogue made you take it seriously enough to immerse yourself?
What porn have you read or watched that made you take it "seriously"?
>>25741748
FUCK WOULD I KNOW! I DIDN'T SPOILER MYSELF WITH THE PREVIEWS!
>>25741755
Giving him a blowjob.
It's not gay. You're just helping a friend relieve some stress.
>>25741761
Okay, maybe immersion is the wrong word.
Context. It gives context.
And the awful writing takes me out of it.
Point is, "my hips are moving on my own" shit bothers me.
Where's the comic where Twilight wouldn't stop talking in hentai lines? Was it Twilight or was it Pinkie?
>>25741761
ERP
>>25741761
Does Blue Is the Warmest Color count?
>>25741739
BANE?!
>>25741788
What porn have you read or watched that made you take it "seriously" because of good sex dialogue?
>>25741791
I guess that counts
>>25741798
No.But you have really nice taste
>>25741681
Well, Amending Fences would be the obvious choice. But the two-parters, two of the Rarity episodes and probably one or two more are close behind it.
>>25741681
Amending Fences takes the cake and puts it into the script in a book.
I only jack off immediately to scat porn nowadays
anything else takes ages
>>25741812
>>No.
Come on, the sex scenes were longer than most porn I watch>But you have really nice tasteThanks
>>25741812
>>25741761
>"stop taking X so seriously" he says while posting on a board dedicated to discussing My Little Pony on the largest english imageboard on the internet
>>25741839
>>25741766
exactly
bros helping out bros is just being friendly and not gay at all
sucking a friend's dick while being secure in your sexuality because it's just helping him get off in your mouth and not anything romantic or gay
>>25741839
I'm not telling anyone to stop taking anything seriously, you donut.I want to know what porn anon likes so I can check it out too.I'm not even sure what taking something seriously and posting in a thread about colorful equines have to do with each other
TIDES OF NUMENERA BETA IS COMING OUT THIS WEEK
>>25741882
>Numenera
No that was popular in like 2007.
>>25741893
https://torment.inxile-entertainment.com/
FIVE
MILLION
DOLLARS
>>25741899
22 million views:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmtzQCSh6xk
Listen to this you fucking faggot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMFRRL-pkyM
>>25741899
i wonder if it will be able to do what planescape torment couldn't and be a fun game
which pony gives the best rear hoofjobs
![[rattles bonebox loudly].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/UFzXVUh.jpg "[rattles bonebox loudly].jpg")
>>25741976
anon I will hit you
>meanwhile, on Rarara's room...
>>25741981
You're probably not going to like the answer.
>>25741988
sweetie why do you need to see belly buttons so closely
>>25741974
We /mu/LPG now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzpM1ZMWj_w
>>25741988
i like the idea of rarity constantly using sweetie belle as a fucktoy
>>25742010
Rarity has two belly buttons?
>>25741994
am I the only one who thought it was hot when Dash straddled that pipe?
>>25742028
Obviously not. I screencapped it for that exact reason.
ooh, you touch my rarara
mmm, my pink pink ponk
https://derpiboo.ru/622060Eat the pony.
>>25742063
Don't touch the Pink Pink Ponk
>>25742069
i have already touched her
>>25742069
I'm going to touch the pink pink ponk
>Ingram is 40 years old
What the fuck
http://www.equestriadaily.com/2015/12/a-bunch-of-mlp-vas-got-togeather-to.html
"An army of voice actors and actresses from the show"
...and that one guy who isn't
do you think ponk would enter a herd with the cakesI bet she already gets lewd with them
What kind of talents are these, anyway?
>>25742114
the only people who really get to do anything in the world of work (who aren't actors/athletes/slaves and other expendable types) are people over 40
>>25742141
I'm surprised because he looks so fucking young
>>25742126
throwaway x-men powers
![bTy9bKpTL[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/IQPoZH6.png "bTy9bKpTL[1].png")
>>25742126
>I am become Sunburst, destroyer of worlds
>>25742126
magic
Tank wills it, infidel!
>>25742126
I don't think butt symbols need always translate into a literal depiction of a horses special talent
Some certainly do, but some are more abstract
>>25742126
*inception horn*
>>25742126
Pinkie has ballons, and her talent is making ponies laugh.
Rarity has gems, and her talent is making dresses.
Some pony has something, and that pony's talent is not the exact same thing their cutiemark is.
It could be anything.
>>25742176
i thought rarity's talent was that thing she can do with her cunt muscles
>meanwhile, on Korean MLPG...
http://npnt.me/22_pony/pixmicat.php?res=1745
>>25742212
And I thought Rainbow Dash's talent was making clouds cum rainbow-coloured lightning.
>>25742126
Vague, abstract magic-related cutie marks are the worst
>>25742176
>Rarity has gems, and her talent is making dresses.
Her talent is uncovering beauty, you fuck.
She was already making dresses before she had her qtmark
>>25742173
>ISIS Dash
>not Rainbow Daesh
One singular task
>>25742257
>Rainbow Daesh
>>25742261
Lyra is a cute.
>>25742173
>>25742223
Isn't that Chinese?
>>25742275
She certainly is
>>25742302
Yeah
>>25742301
>"And in world news, The Brutal Pie Regime gassed a crowd of protestors outside Sugar Cube Palace, citing they were 'a bunch of jealous jealousy meanie pants'."
>>25742301
Tactical Rainbow Dash inbound
>>25741681
It's Crusaders of the Lost Mark for me.
I'm actually doing a survey over the next month to try and see what averages up top with people here >>25736387. So far Amending Fences is 1st by a 6.5% margin over 2nd.
Pony is about to explode!
Mares' faces are stretchy and very kissable.
Post pictures of ponies having lewd things done to them offscreen
>>25742304
I like Lyra but Minuette is cuter.
>>25742350
So are stallions
>>25742338
>age <18: 0
>>25742347
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eX9oJf67Okk
>>25742364
5 or so of the 18s are likely underages trying not to get banned. I'll probably just get rid of that category if it's 0 again this time.
>rape
>>25742332>protestors
>>25742356
Always a favorite
>>25742375
>>25742385
who cums in multiple huge drops at the same time like that
make it spurt after spurt and then we'll fap
>why are you always so horny?
>>25742375
Pony is ready
>>25742416
>red ponk
>"Twilight, get the shotgun, the commies are at our door again."
>>25742416
I'm a unicorn
>>25742425
>"Twilight, get the shotgun, the cummies are at our door again"
>>25742425
>da, tovarish
>>25742436
Why wouldn't they both want daddys cummies?
>>25742436
>>25742457
Please stop
>>25742454
I think I spontaneously developed eye cancer
>>25742459
it's a joke you sperg
Poniesin skirts.
https://derpiboo.ru/1037384
DATE THE PONY
>>25742497
BREED THE PONY
https://derpibooru.org/1038178
>>25742509
>those mares
AWWWWWWWWW YEE-
>red and black OC with nightmare eyes
This has to be trolling
>>25742525
I just like it for the mares. Honestly, it should be the little guy from that ep knocking the two of them up.
>>25742469
goth pinkie makes my dick and my heart feel funny
![[screaming].png](https://i.imgur.com/6DuC7Zl.png "[screaming].png")
>>25742525
>commission
>FA
>OC FaithFire
its real, its damn real
>>25742497
Where would pony want to go?
>>25742539
Five years in and I'm still surprised and shocked by this bullshit
sigh
>>25742497
>>25742509
I think the mares actually make up for the OC
jesus
>>25742556
That's a very sad date
>>25742576
They just found out they're both exclusively bottoms.
remember to always practice safe booping
>>25742552
You'd think that people who are fans of a show made to sell aesthetically pleasing toys would be better at choosing colors for their stupid OCs but it never works out that way.
>>25742556
>>25742509
>an egg being attacked by sperm
>>25742592
Don't fucking lie to me, that's a beep
>>25742594
Which is another reason why I thought this paper was interesting: http://hydrusbeta.deviantart.com/art/A-Pondering-of-the-Pastel-Pony-Pigmentation-Puzzle-577301368
>>25742589
couldn't they like rub their butts together or use a double-ended dildo or something
>>25742589
such is the dilemma of being little ponies
>>25742598
hey don't knock that tag, it's one of my favorites
>>25742541
why is pinkie inhaling that cup?
>>25742589
Truly a tragedy
>>25742613
She just put her whole muzzle over it and is licking up the coffee like a cat
>>25742589
that seems like a weird choice
I mean who wouldn't want to fuck a pony butt?
Your roommate sold your filly for some quick buck.
>>25742628
The ones who like getting horsecock up their marshmallow butt more way more.
>>25742632
>still no porn of AB and a yak
>>25742649
>>25742649
https://derpiboo.ru/925647
PINK PONY PUSSY IS PERFECT
YAK DESTROY
>>25742660
Yeah, probably something like that
>>25742362
I would kiss that stallion if he was okay with it.
>>25742674
The princesses are very accommodating
https://derpiboo.ru/924916
>>25742674
I don't know what the moral of that episode was
>what do you mean that you don't have my toy yet?
>>25742708
Someone's thirsty for some hot glue, huh?
>>25742706
trust in your own capabilities
guests are probably more interested in what you can do instead of how well you can ape them
yaks are dicks
>>25742708
Sorry, I ordered the Sugar Star in a different color
>>25742708
I'm poor as shit.
PRONKA PIP
>>25742734
>>25742684
So would I
>>25742729
>tfw your horse fleshlight is outdated
>>25741681
Heartbreackers
Why are pink / purple horses so overpowered?
>>25742751
How does it become outdated? Does it not have as many features as the latest model?
Is the hardware too old for the firmware update?
>>25742740
WHATCHA DOIN'
>>25742739
>Guard it well.
>>25742772
stirrin some shit up duh
>>25742751
Accuracy aside I hear Mary has some advantages over Sugar
Like not strangling your dick and having better textures
>>25742783
>Mary doesn't strangle your dick
>Sugar is more accurate and strangles your dick
Does that mean a real horse would practically pinch your dick off?
Or is sugar just a really little horse?
>>25742770
It starts being outdated when the new horse fleshlight has a cuter mascot
>>25742795
sugar's really little to fit cartoon pony proportions
>>25742795
They're LITTLE ponies, anon.
>>25742739
Though I quit years ago, I still sometimes wish to go back to WoW.
But looking at what it has become I think I want to hold onto my good memories of it.
>>25742740
how is she holding that spoon
>>25742803
>>25742806
>Having to tell your pony waifu to relax because she's so tight she's hurting your dick
>All her winking makes it even hard to pull out
Ponies confirmed for dick bruisers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6iVy5s2DB4o
>>25742828
No need to spam your cartoons, Greg.I love tho bby
>>25742818
actually mares have amazing vaginas that can be as tight or loose as they want
>>25742847
Nigga I'm not him.He's kinda cute though.
>>25742851
>the gush of yellow liquid from mares isn't piss but them cumming
Yeah, I'm not sure that's true. I could imagine them pissing themselves because someone is in their stable and trying to stick their dick in them because they're scared. Horny animal fuckers just want to assume because they're getting a reaction from it that they're enjoying it too.
>>25742861
You can never be sure, it's an anonymous board after all.And I agree, he's pretty good husbando material imo f@m
>>25742851
Real horses are disgusting.
>>25742892
Eh, a human female secretes blood plasma and mucus as cum.
Is it that weird it still turns people on?
>>25742904
would you fuck a sapient mare who is perfectly clean and wants your little human dick superbad?
>>25742933Well, yeah
>>25742925
Yes. Bodily fluids are disgusting.
>>25742892
mare piss is more like our piss and their cum is like a yellowish liquid that flows out like milk
at least that's what i've gathered
Extended preview for Comic #37 is up.
ponies are not marshmallow
>>25742933yes
>>25742949
Well, the cover is fucking awesome.
Is the story still that shit with the OC Mary Sue?
>>25742949
This cover is making me very uncomfortable.
>>25742949
Oh boy I can't wait for this shitfest
>>25742609
>couldn't they like rub their butts together or use a double-ended dildo or something
unf
>>25742969
>>25742966
She seems to be at the center of it all along with Sombra right now, but with the umbram invading I think it'll include a lot of main 6, Cadence, and Shining as well.
>>25742973
It's making my pants very uncomfortable
BRING ME THE PSYCHOPOTAMUS
Love your waifu
>>25742997
I do
>>25742925
>a human female secretes blood plasma and mucus as cum
>>25743000
>star wars reference that blatant
That's surely going to go over well in the storytime thread...
>>25742949
Are you the Anon who always story times the comics?Did you read the 'Art is Magic' issue?
>>25743009
inb4 Sombra goes good or some shit
>>25743019
Yeah, I am. I'm not sure if I'm going to get the Art is Magic issue digitally, but I think I'll pick a physical of it up for sure.
Really stings that there aren't better scans nowadays when it comes to stuff like that.
>>25743033
Oh, alright. I'm about to buy a bunch of physicals copies too and was wondering if the Art is Magic one is worth it. It certainly sounds interesting.
>>25742945
Hormones, anon.
You are biologically set to enjoy it, no matter how disgusting or outright repulsive it is if you start thinking about it rationally.
>>25743043
I'll be sure to say something here or in the storytime thread when I get it. If it's good enough I'll probably end up dumping it anyway. 156 images would still be shorter than The Art of Equestria storytime I did a while ago.
>>25743058
what the fuck Twilight
is it time for a stream?
>>25743089
It is Always time
>>25743089
I hope Rarity has a new line of panties she wants to show off
>>25743089
At the first glance I thought Rarity had a MEGACHIN
>>25743058
i hope that is a chocolate book
>"It's not lewd, i-it's for science!"
>"I used to have a human boyfriend..."
>'Hahah, yeah that's her to a T, Dash.'
>>25743033
>Celebrate the charming and diverse artwork of IDW's My Little Pony comic book series in this special art book! Read along as fan-favorite artists Amy Mebberson, Sara Richard, Tony Fleecs, Andy Price, Brenda Hickey, and Agnes Garbowska showcase a selection of their most cherished pieces, provide insight into their process, and share the identities of their favorite ponies! Fans of My Little Pony or the comic arts alike are sure to awe at this bright and inspired collection.
Sounds like a bunch of circlejerking by the comic book writers.
I found a "video review" by some... people, starts at 11:11
https://youtu.be/uMP9M_aijGc?t=11m11s
>>25742684
>>25742742
You are good people anons
>>25743107
>he was never my boyfriend!
>>25743089
do it do the stram
>>25743122
Art books don't seem to be your thing
>>25743122
Do you understand the difference between writers and artists or is that beyond your comprehension?
Pony just wants some action. Even if you don't like her flavor or smell, you should help pony out.
>>25743089
sure, I don't think isaac's stream is for some hours yet anyway
>>25743143
Pony's flavor is alot like a cup of Tweek's Coffee. Like a sweater with love in every stitch on a crisp autumn morning.
>>25742362
Colts' even more so.
>>25743098
>>25743131
aight, I'll set up the thing.
>>25743151
I didn't know Isaac had anything planned tonight. What's he got planned?
>>25743194
mst3k stram, we watched Space Mutiny last night
>>25743141
I thought it was both. So I just said the one.
>>25743122
Hmm. I could always wait till Yayponies gets it, but I'm not sure how long that would be.
>>25743136
On the contrary, I got the Art of Equestria book. I thought it was really neat.
I just don't see much value in the comic books.
>>25743201
oh shit yes
then I'll DEFINITELY do my best not to overlap
>>25743221
2pm pst/5pm est is the stram
It's a pony kind of Christmas~
>>25743215
Art of Equestria was really great. Like I actually expected a much lazier effort with a lot of stock vectors but it's really a pretty lavish treatment.
I got a little sad when I saw multiple copies at B&N already being marked down.
>>25743239
Oh yeah? How far were they marked down?
What if pony wasTHE INFAMOUS PAPER DOLL MARE!
>>25743239
We didn't really get as much new stuff as something like the Journal or the Elements Guidebook, so that's not too surprising.
>>25743253
30% or so.
clean your fillies
>>25743225
THEN I HAVE TWO HOURS
TWO HOURS TO PONE
>>25743340
they can clean themselves
Filly wants to be treated like a mare from now on.
>>25743420
Yes, but sometimes they appreciate the help.
>>25743448
Tax filly's candy stash.
>>25743477
>>25743477
>>25743485
Please do not shoot the ponies, not even with nerf guns
>>25743495
balloon guns only then?
got it!
