>You're on hold being transferred.
>You only just got here, they've got phones, and VCRS here, it's pretty much the 90s as far as technology goes.
>Hearing the rings of the phone as you're being connected.
>Some might find this kinda sad, getting to Equestria, to have phone sex..
>But they're stupid in your opinion, hearing the cute bubbly voice, like some of those hot mares you saw in town.
>It gets you hard just thinking that their voice could be on the other end of the line.
>You bite your lip as you rub your cock pressing hard against your jeans.
>No need to rush, a little warm up is always good.
>Suddenly click.
"Uh, hello?"
>"Hii, I'm Maud, welcome to Hoofchat, the sexiest phone line in Equestria, I'll be entertaining you tonight, might I ask your name?"
>Your eyes wide.
>Is this legit?
>She sounds like shes half asleep on the other side of the phone!
"I'm Anon.."
>"Anon, thats a nice name, what are you wearing?"
>Heh, well, now it's picking up..
>You say smoothly,
"I'm wearing A t-shirt, and jeans, and no underwear.. So, Maud, what are you wearing?"
>This is gonna be great..
>They're ponies, so, of course they're gonna say, 'I'm wearing nothing'.
>You slip your hand down your jeans ready to stroke it to that line..
>"I'm wearing a frock."
"Oh yeah thats nice-, Wait what? Whats a.. Frock?"
>"It's a dress."
>Could she try to sound alive here on the other end? Jeez what a turn off.
>>25738824
>Well, you're going to jack off to this if it kills you.
>You clear your throat.
"So, uh, you're wearing a dress huh, nice.."
>"Thanks, you look great too."
>That voice is so monotone, so droning!
>How could they pay this mare to do this?
>Well, you know what, she's clearly bored, maybe she's just had a rough day, time to try and turn her on so she can at least pretend to be into this..
"Alright Maud, why don't you lay down on the bed there, and we'll get started."
>You hear some kind of noise like, maybe a stone dropping on a desk?
>"There, I am on the bed now, what will you do now that I am like this?"
>You try not to sigh as you continue.
"Alright, I'm, pulling down the dress now."
>"Ouch, you are so rough, aren't you going to undo the sash first?"
"The what?"
>"The sash, around my waist."
"O-oh, right, of course.. Uh, I pull that off too."
>Something heavy sounds like it hits the floor nearby.
>"Now I am naked and exposed on the bed, what are you going to do now?"
>What the hell were you to assume the dress was made out of, chainmail?
"Y-yeah, alright, I'm spreading those pony legs of yours apart."
>"Ohhhh."
>You're pretty sure that was supposed to be her version of a sexual sounding moan.
>It sounds like she's just terribly bored though..
"Alright, I'm putting my head between them now."
>"Be careful, it is sensitive down there."
"Don't worry baby, I'm gonna make you feel real good, I'm licking your pussy now."
>"Oh, yes, keep going."
"I'm licking, all around your puffy horse vulva as I rub your upper thighs."
>"Ooooh, yeah."
Get the fuck off 4chan you flaming fagget
>>25738836
"You like that?"
>"Oh yes, your oral stimulation is most satisfying, please continue."
>Could she have answered any more like a robot?
"I'm slipping my tongue between your slit as my tongue finds your clit."
>"Mmm."
"I'm licking and sucking on your clit now."
>"Ah, yes, you are so good at this."
"Oh yeah, you're getting turned on now huh? Now its time for the main event."
>"I'm ready."
"I strip off all my clothing, exposing my big rock hard cock."
>You say finally being able to get some good strokes in.
>"I love rocks, I love how the much the minerals in your pants have built up over all this time. Please, penetrate my damp cave with your erect stalagmite."
>Ok, you literally didn't mean an actual rock.
>She's supposed to be trying to turn you on, but, there's nothing sexy about rocks.
>This whole thing was a colossal mistake.
"Look, is this your first time doing this?"
>"No, but I am sure with you it will feel like the first time."
"Ok ok, just, drop the sexy talk!"
>"Have I upset you?"
"Yeah, you did. Do I sound like an idiot to you?"
>Silence from the other end.
"I'm not a fucking moron ok? You know they pay you, good money to try and arouse the person on the other end, and you're absolutely messing it up, not once have I been sufficiently aroused, and that's pretty difficult to do really."
>"I'm sorry you feel that-"
"And this droning monotone, are you doped up? Are you on drugs of some kind?"
>Silence.
"Yeah, you know what, fuck you, and your stupid lazy shit, I'm going to hang up, and jack off, and probably cry myself to sleep, because you know, all I wanted was just a little bit of release, but you fucked it up so bad, I couldn't even masturbate."
>Silence for a little bit.
>"I'm sorry."
>You hang up.
>See if you call this shitty phone sex line again.
>>25738850
>You're on the phone.
>"Heeeeyyy, I'm Cherry Berry, welcome to Hoofchat, the sexiest phone line in Equestria, I'll be entertaining you tonight, might I ask your name?"
"Anon."
>"Thats a nice name, what are you wearing?"
>You hang up..
>You've tried calling Hoofchat so many times.
>But you can't seem to get Maud on the other end.
>You jacked off that night after you hung up, and, something about her voice, it was so enticing, in a way that none of the other voices aren't..
>Something about them just couldn't do it like she did, maybe you were more aroused than you gave yourself credit for.
>You feel bad yelling at her like that..
>You hope everything is ok with her..
>>25738824
>>25738836
>>25738850
>not loving dandere
Step it up, Anon.
>>25738860
There we go.
>>25738838
You are performing a very poor raid. Try harder or go back to /r9k/.
>>25738860
Maud killed herself because she failed as a phone sex worker.
>>25738850
>>"And this droning monotone, are you doped up? Are you on drugs of some kind?"
>>"Yeah, you know what, fuck you, and your stupid lazy shit
>>25738860
You can't stop here, come back OP.
>>25738824
>>25738836
>>25738850
>>25738860
YOU BEST CONTINUE MOTHERFUCKER
oh baby
oh baby
oh baby
>>25738860
Please continue, Sir.
>>25738860
>You need a few things from the grocery store
>You do things alone now mostly.
>Walking inside Nirvana's 'Dumb' is playing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aoySSBwQVso
>There are snacks imported from the human world.
>You grab a bag of Funions, and a half gallon of milk.
>You don't have much for anything else.
>Heading over to the checkout counter.
>The mare at the checkout counter looks dead inside, kinda like how you feel right now.
>You load up your items on the tread.
>Eye eyes lazily drift over them scanning them.
>Machine boops as she does.
>"That'll be 9 bits."
"Geez, robbing me blind here.."
>"Will that be paper or plastic?"
>Hold on, that voice..
>"You're Maud aren't you!"
>She's quiet for a moment.
>"Thats what it says on my nametag."
"Ah, so it does. Aren't you that pony from the uh phone-"
>There's other ponies behind you.
>"Can you please not bring it up right here? It'll look bad."
"Yeah, uh, of course, hey listen, about then, I'm sorry and I really-"
>"I get off work in a half hour, if you wanna say something to me, it'll have to wait."
"Thats ok, I can wait, you'll meet me after right?"
>The ponies behind you seem impatient.
>"Ok."
>>25738824
Please more maud. bump
>>25740382
>You need a few things from the grocery store
>You do things alone now mostly.
moar maud
I desire more.
>>25738870
Maud isn't a Dandere.
>>25740573
>You need a few things from the grocery store
>the grocery store
One fucking job...
>>25738850
>Maud wanting you to pierce her cave with your stalagmite isn't sexy
What a faggot
>>25741083
>>25740382
>You're waiting out front, it's pretty chilly out tonight.
>Maud has come out.
>"So, what did you want to talk to me about."
"I really wanted to apologize for what I said on the phone."
>"It's ok, I realized I wasn't cut out for it. You aren't the only one who's complained. I tried reading the text, making noises when something happens to make it more realistic."
"I guess you really put effort into it then."
>"I always put effort in, I can read it off the cards, but It doesn't sound how they want it to."
"How long have you been at it?"
>"About 3 weeks now, I've asked my coworkers about it too. I guess I just can't turn anyone on the way I'm supposed to."
"I uh.. Well, about that.."
>Maud is looking at you.
"I was really turned on by it, even though I said I wasn't, after I got off the phone, I jerked myself off so hard."
>She raises an eyebrow.
>"You were actually able to cum to something that I said?"
"Yeah, and I couldn't cum to anyone else, It was like I was addicted to your voice.. It sounds so monotone, but theres this sweet feeling of effort, like you tried to get me off even though you weren't horny at all."
>"I'm, glad you liked it."
"I really did, in fact, if you were to come back to work, I'd call you up everyday."
>"Hmm.. Would you, want to go get some dinner?"
"Are you, asking me out on a date?"
>"If thats what you want to call it."
"Uh.. Sure.."
>>25741241
welcome back
>>25741241
>>"Hmm.. Would you, want to go get some dinner?"
>"Are you, asking me out on a date?"
>>"If thats what you want to call it."
That was fast.
Probably should have had a call or two before the asking out. Seems kind of out of the blue here.
>>25741288
stop complaining about our maud, I just want some green
>>25741318
>complaining about maud
>clearly liked the green enough to reply to it and not just leave the thread
>was a constructive criticism that would benefit writefag in future to not rush things
>complaining
>shiggy diggy
>>25741241
>You walk through the cold night air.
>And in the distance a restaurant.
"Is that place over there good?"
>"Why wouldn't it be?"
"R-right.. Say, you asking me out wouldn't have anything to do with what I said earlier right?"
>"I just hoping maybe you had some tips about how to make the phone call better."
>Oh so that's what this is..
>Ponies are so casual about this stuff, just asking you out to dinner.
>Of course she doesn't actually mean like dating.
>You walk get to the restaurant being a gentleman and opening the doors for her.
>You go up to the counter and order a cheeseburger.
>Maud orders a Hayburger.
>You each pay for your own.
>Waiting silently as your meals are prepared.
>Being around Maud is, quiet..
>What exactly is she thinking about..
>She has this very neutral expression.
>And it isn't just right now, she's had that face since you met her in the grocery store.
>But what is it?
>Why?
>Could she just be having a bad day? Or is this how she is?
>The silence weighs on you.
>You peer deep into her emerald eyes.
>If you were given a million dollars to try and decipher it, you couldn't read whatever emotion she's having.
>>25741407
>The cashier slides the tray,
>"Order 66."
"Thats us."
>You grab the tray.
>Her eyes drift to your hands before she walks toward a seat.
>She sits in a seat, and you sit across from her.
>No need to push your luck by being a creep and sitting directly next to her.
>You pick up your burger and bite into it.
>Maud does the same.
>You look into those eyes again.
>It's killing you, what the fuck is she thinking right now?
>It's never happened to you before.
>You can read other ponies and people pretty easily, but, she's as blank to you as a sheet of paper, as the pure white of a glacier or the deep dark of a black hole sucking everything into an endless void.
>"Do you like your burger? You probably won't like mine, it has hay in it."
"Uh, no, that is-"
>"If you don't like it, you should complain to the cashier."
"Gah, no, that isn't what I mean."
>"What do you mean?"
"I.. Don't know, what were we talking about?"
>"Food."
"Wait, no, I mean, weren't you calling me down here to talk about the phone call?"
>"Is that what you've been thinking about.. Is what I'm saying right now turning you on?"
"Uh.."
>You're not sure, I mean, she isn't saying anything sexy..
"Not, really?"
>"What kind of things turn you on?"
>You cough nearly choking on your burger.
"Ugh, I, uh.."
>Shes staring at you, her eyes deeply penetrating you.
"You can't just ask me something like that out of the blue! I wasn't ready!"
>>25741493
>"You have to be ready to be turned on."
"What?"
>Maud has pulled out a notepad and is scribbling down notes.
"You're really, just gonna take notes on this?"
>"How else will I remember what you tell me?"
"Um.."
>Well no pressure or anything.
"You know, why don't we save taking about what turns each other on until after we get to know each other, like.. I see you're working hard at, well, another job.. You need money?"
>"Yes."
>You wait for her elaboration.
>But there is none as the silence lingers.
"So, what do you need the money for?"
>Her expression seems to visibly change.
>"My sister Pinkie, she got in a bad accident, I'm trying to pay for her medical bills, and trying to stay above water myself.."
"Wow, thats really, nice."
>"I love Pinkie Pie."
"I can tell."
>"What do you love?"
"Fast Cars,Video games, Sex, Guns, Robots, working out, and women."
>Shes scribbling down more stuff.
>"Was this an exhaustive list or were there more things?"
"I mean, I really don't think writing that stuff is going to help-"
>"Why, don't you like those things?"
"I just told you I liked them so of course."
>She's still scribbling.
>You sigh.
>>25741288
I dunno, Ive gone on dates as fast as that. It doesnt seem that outta left field.
>>25741567
> Pinkie, she got in a bad accident.
And of course captcha gives me wheelchairs
>>25741781
I meant so soon after yelling and insulting her.
>>25741821
yeah, i figured. My answer still stands.
Romance is fuckin weird, man.
>>25738850
>Maud abuse
>>25741493
>Order 66
I spat out my air
>>25741493
>>"Order 66."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxU2eqZtYmc
>>25741903
namefag get out get out get out get out get out get out get out get out get out get out get out get out get out get out get out get out get out
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>25738824
bump
>>25742009
I have a freckle on my penis.
>>25741979
>>25741952
I didnt get the reference, Can someone explain it to me or it's just a random reference from a not-well-known movie ?
>>25743083
Order 66 is Palpatine/Sidious's command for the storm troopers/imperial army to hunt and exterminate all the jedi.
>>25743134
I still wonder if delta squad followed that order.
>>25743189
Considering the Delta Squad had this "duty before brotherhood" thing going on, I wouldn't doubt if they did.
After all, they even followed orders to leave Sev, a comrade who's been with them for the longest time, behind, despite how much they didn't want to.
ain't letting this 404
>>25744725
I'm serious
>>25745442
Not, letting, go
>>25746269
Hi Anon, can i help you?
>>25738850
>>Ok, you literally didn't mean an actual rock.
Despite myself, I smiled. Well-played Anon.
>Ring ring.
>Come on...
>You need sweet Maud.
>Her voice...the stone cold monotone.
>It makes you rock hard.
>Click!
>Oh thank god.
>"Hello thank you for ringing Hoofchat, You're talking to Anon where my skin is a smooth as my voice...ugh... they get worst every time.... fucking ponies..."
>huh?
>Is that dude you?
"Errr....what?"
>"Huh? Dude? why the hell you sound like me?"
"I'm just wondering why am I working on a sex line..."
>"Oh, When I landed in Equestria and this job kinda landed in my lap. Plus I needed it to make rent..."
"Oh...Well...huh...I guess I must of missed that opportunity."
>"So..."
"...Would this count of as masturbation?"
>"I guess..."
"So what are you wearing..."
P10 bump
>>25746646
I remember phone sex anon
Good times
>>25747660
I remember some dude did a daddy issues diamond tiara
Booty bump
>>25738824
bump
>>25747660
I read all 7 screenshots of like the 3 threads of that.
That was the wildest fucking rollercoaster of greentext I've ever fucking seen.
Are we bringing back phone sex Anon as well?
>>25749589
Link?
Or... care to post them here?
don't die on me
>>25738824
saw this and thought of this
https://youtu.be/-Tgt3pn37qo
>>25738824
bump
>>25738824
bump
>>25738824
bump
>>25750893
Stop
>>25750931
Never give up
>>25750948
I don't mind the bumping just do it less.
>>25750952
Just paranoid, lost a few threads that were promising.
>>25750995
/mlp/ sleeps when you do m8
Some aussie shitposter will probably bump it in a few hours anyway
>>25751067
I have been keeping 9 or more threads going, on 4 hours of sleep.
>>25741288
Life is too short. If she's willing to cut corners to get to the good bit, who are we to complain?
>>25738824
bump
>>25738824
Bump
>>25738824 (OP) #
Bump
>>25740573
Kek
>>25741288
Someone as awkward as Maud probably doesn't get too many opportunities. I'm not surprised she jumped on that one.
>>25749921
>>25752216
>>25752220
>>25752222
>>25752224
>>25752227
>>25752231
fin
I need more.
>>25738824
bump
>>25738824
bump
>>25752233
I love you.
ANON STOP CALLING SEX LINES THIS IS A CHRISTIAN IMAGE BOARD.
>>25754737
That's right. Hail Satan.
>>25752233
That Octavia one, man. Goddamn.
>>25738824
bump
>>25743134
>Palpatine/Sidious's
who?
>>25738824
bump
>>25756235
Fuck off with your memes /tv/
>>25738824
bump
>>25738824
bump
>>25738824
bump
boop
>>25740106
Hahaha. I remember those.
Come back already writefag bump
>>25752233
Is this really all?
Fucking daddy and suicidal calls
>>25738824
bump
I would prefer tech support maud
Writefag is kill ;_;
>>25741493
God damnita anon that's in 5 more days ffs! Leave the sci fi references out of our mauddie~
>>25741567
At least Anon knows she's attentive. That's a successful dinner date in my book.
>>25742239
Same desu senpai
>>25764273
Tee bee atch faam
>>25738824
bump
Boop
Pretty sure OP died. How do you start a story this epic and then just forget. Probably a car ran him over or something. It had to happen to one of us some day.
Goddamn man titties.
Wow, I can't believe you all kept it bumped this long.
I'll probably write more in a while. Maud is sexy and I wanna fuck her till the bedrocks
>>25741567
>>25768061
aw yisssame^2
yes
>>25738838
this was the most pathetic raid attempt I have ever seen
>>25768061
You rock OP.
boop
>>25771177
check-eroonied.
bump for whacky phone sex adventures.
>>25771177
>palindrome triple dubs
Damn son.
Bump?
>>25773081
I really want to believe bumping won't be useless.
>>25773143
Beliebe in yourselvf.
>>25741567
>You get out of the restaurant feeling the cold night air against your skin.
>You walk a certain distance.
>Maud speaks,
>"My house is this way."
>She says pointing down a long winding road.
"O-oh.."
>"It was nice meeting you, I had a good time."
"But, we didn't really do anything.."
>"We shared a meal, and I got to learn more about you."
>She pulls out her notepad briefly showing it to you.
>Her mouthwriting is small and neat.
>The amount of control she has over the muscles in her mouth must be incredible.
"W-will we see each other again?"
>She flips to a blank page writing something, ripping it out and giving it to you as it hangs from her mouth.
>You take the paper.
>It's her phone number with her name written on it.
>You look into her soft emerald eyes.
"Thanks."
>"I need yours too."
>Do these old 90s phones have number retaining capacities?
>Ah well, better that she have the number anyway.
>What was it again?
>You rip the piece of paper in half, you search around for a pen to write the number.
>You have none.
>Maud gives you her pen.
>You take it from her writing it and giving it to her.
>She takes the paper with the number and pen.
>She suddenly walks down the path to her house abruptly.
"Bye.."
>You say awkwardly returning home.
>>25773698
After all the bumps, you better have more
>>25773698
>You return home alone to your empty house.
>Boxes of takeout and ecto-cooler are strewn about your home as well as other pieces of garbage.
>You haven't done much since you've been here but just enjoy your time.
>After all, why work when the Equestrian government extends a monthly stipend of bits to human immigrants to cover living expenses.
>You'd rather spend your time jacking off to the thought of the cute mares that surround you.
>Sometimes you'll go into town just to catch an eyeful of the mares, then go home, call up the sexline and jerk off while thinking about them.
>You're too socially autistic to actually strike up conversations with them, besides, wouldn't it be weird if some random human strikes up a conversation with a mare?
>Maud is an exception..
>She seemed, well, not as threatening as mares who have their mane done up nicely, or are constantly smiling.
>You tried once to talk to one, but you ended up a stuttering mess..
>Never again..
>You wade through the mess to your bare sheet-less mattress feeling the rough fabric of the bare bed.
>You take off your shoes and pants exposing your plaid underwear and monstrous hairy legs as you pull out the half ripped sheet of paper with Mauds number on it.
>You sniff the paper.
>Mauds hooves touched this paper.
>It's making you hard just thinking about it.
>You smile as you slide your hand down into your boxer shorts.
>Life in Equestria sure is great..
>>25773698
Weeee
>>25773698
>The amount of control she has over the muscles in her mouth must be incredible.
Oh boy, I'm sure a pen isn't the only thing she can handle well.
>>25773709
WHERE IS THE REST
>>25773709
>*Slllllllluuurp*
>You suck in those takeout noodles.
"Aww yeah, you hear that? I'm eating you out."
>"As always your oral stimulation is most satisfying."
"No no no, come on, get with the program! You're supposed to be like, 'Oh yeah, that's getting me really wet!' or just moaning intensely into the phone."
>"I don't understand what I'm doing wrong."
"No one says stuff like 'your oral stimulation is satisfying', I mean, if you're feeling it, then you're FEELING IT."
>"More, feeling?"
"Yeah."
>"Alright."
>You can hear an audible inhale from the phone.
>"Your tongue feels like rapid erosion on my cave walls, like the burning hot pressure of magma heating rocks to liquid as it gushes forth from the crevasse of my cave, the surrounding rocks, everything consumed in it's flow."
"Do you, have some kind of weird fetish for rocks?"
>"I worked on a rock farm growing up."
"Whats a, rock farm? Ah, you know what, screw it, we'll try again tomorrow."
>"Do you think I am improving?"
"Yeah, I mean, I think you have."
>You're jerking yourself for the third time already as your hand is all wrinkly from the lube.
>You stretch out moving your fallen asleep legs.
>"Thats good."
"Were you, planning on getting your job back at Hoofchat?"
>"It pays a lot more than the grocery store."
"I-i see.."
>Mauds tone takes a dive.
>"My sister is counting on me."
>>25773966
>"Your tongue feels like rapid erosion on my cave walls, like the burning hot pressure of magma heating rocks to liquid as it gushes forth from the crevasse of my cave, the surrounding rocks, everything consumed in it's flow."
Read that in Mauds voice.
>pic related
>>25773966
Anon (or Maud) is gonna suggest sex at some point to try and help her know what it's really like. NTR hilarity ensues.
>>25774263
Maud needs money...
>>25774263
>NTR
I'm also thinking they will eventually fuck, but where would Netorare come in?
>>25774278
Well, he does enjoy the sound of her voice. The bored tone excites him. Netorare is just a few steps away.
>>25774263
>>25774263
>NTR
>>25774320
>Finding a voice hot means you like the idea of the person with said voice having sex with someone else
Are you perhaps projecting?
>>25774320
What does that have to do with NTR? I am really confused.
>>25774348
I was thinking >bored tone
>bored with sex
>sleep with someone else who doesn't bore you
In hindsight, it doesn't really make as much sense as I initially thought considering Maud's personality (normal) vs. characteristics (monotone).
I came to this website intending to start a pointless comment war, I only expected a couple of lonely idiots talking about the plot in a children's show, but it turned out to be so much more fucked up. My brain was just not ready for this kind of perverted shit. I only wish I could delete this website from my memory.
>>25774435
I too remember 2004 when I was new to 4chan.
>>25773966
>>"Your tongue feels like rapid erosion on my cave walls, like the burning hot pressure of magma heating rocks to liquid as it gushes forth from the crevasse of my cave, the surrounding rocks, everything consumed in it's flow."
Oh my fucking god, my dick should not be cutting the fabric of time and space.
>>25773966
>It's another lonely night.
>Rewatching some old video tapes.
>It isn't porn believe it or not.
>Just some 80s and 90s cheese.
>Nomming cheap popcorn in the pale florescence of the crappy 90s t.v.
>This room feels cold..
>You just got off the phone with Maud..
>She seems concerned with her sister.
>Maud has a life outside of you.
>Meanwhile, you're here in this foreign land, mooching off the government like a slouch.
>You thought once you got to Equestria, all your problems would be solved.
>But you, weren't entirely correct.
>Sure, the ponies here are good natured.
>But no matter where you go, a loser is STILL a loser.
>Those with no social skills, with no drive to succeed, won't.
>Maud..
>Maud, you, feel this rising amorous feeling toward her.
>It's been mostly lust, but, you're hopeful for something more.
>Even your hopes might fade to nothing, were you not to seize the day.
>To sit here, like you always do, every single night..
>Wishing someone would hold you, and care for you, telling you everything will be ok.
>This was supposed to be a land of happiness and friendship..
>But all you've felt is pain, and the crippling inadequacies that make it difficult to look yourself in the mirror every day.
>As you sit here watching these cheesy flicks with the cliche endings, guy gets girl and everything works out ok..
>You just wonder..
>What sort of guy, would Maud want to be with?
>>25774646
>Its the next day.
>It's raining.
>Your apartment is a fucking mess.
>You're unshaven.
>You sit up on the edge of your bed rubbing at your scruff.
>Suddenly, it just hits you.
>You decide, it's time to clean things up..
>You start throwing away the garbage, and doing some much needed maintenance on your apartment.
>After a few hours of cleaning you stumble toward the mirror.
>You look at yourself, you get in the shower and get yourself shaved and cleaned up.
>Looking at yourself and your apartment..
>Today, just might not be such a bad day after all.
>You walk outside.
>It's white and cloudy as some ponies are in raingear and umbrellas.
>You're just walking in your questionably politically correct leather jacket as the rain drips on you.
>You have one destination in mind.
>You'd seen it last night, but sort of laughed it off.
>But now..
>You walk to the grocery store.
>The now hiring sign still up..
>>25774652
>You put on the apron with your shiny new nametag.
>You see Maud walk into the back room of the store where you are.
>"Anon, I didn't know you worked here."
"I, just started."
>What is this flushing feeling on your cheeks?
>Maud has her stagnant expression.
"So, uh, whats new?"
>"I'm going to be seeing my sister today after work."
"Oh, really?"
>"It's been a few days since I checked on her."
"Well, hopefully shes doing ok."
>Maud stands still.
>Perfectly still.
>She blinks exhaling slightly.
"Uhhh..."
>Maud heads back out onto the floor.
>You guess it's time to start work, as you follow her out.
>>25774657
>You get off of work.
>Maud got off two hours before you did.
>It was, sort of taxing getting back to work after all of your sloth.
>But you know, there was something refreshing about actually doing something with your life.
>You get home and try to call Maud.
>She doesn't pick up.
>You try not to worry about it as you pop a T.V dinner into the microwave and pop a VHS tape into the VCR
>She always picks up, within two rings no less!
>No, no you mustn't worry about it..
>You wait for your t.v dinner impatiently tapping your foot.
>Sound of the movies soundtrack is distracting your mind.
>It's giving noise to the quiet lonely room.
>This wouldn't be so bad if only she were here too..
>Oh Maud..Microwave dings
>>25774695
>You walk around pacing in your empty apartment.
>The room feels like an icebox.
>Not another night..
>Not another night...
>You call the phone, this is, like your twentieth time calling.
>She can't have been visiting her sister this long..
>Fuck it.
>You're outside.
>You try to figure out where Maud might be as you stumble through the empty looking city at night.
>Which way, is her house?
>Did you do something to piss her off?
>She's kind of like, your only friend..
>Suddenly.
>"Anon, it's cold outside, what are you doing out here?"
>Maud is behind you.
"Oh, it's you! I was-"
>You see some sort of creature on her head.
"Maud what is that?"
>"My sisters pet, he's an alligator.."
"Is it dangero-"
>It jumps onto your arm biting you.
>You freak out and try to shake it off.
>It doesn't hurt for some reason.
>Upon closer examination, this alligator, has no teeth.
>"He seems to like you."
"M-maud, uh.."
>>25774819
>Gummy jumps back onto Maud.
>"You never answered my question."
"I.."
>It's hard, you shouldn't, really admit this to her, right?
"Maud, I was lonely, I just, wanted to be with you.."
>Her neutral expression holds.
>She blinks.
>What could she be thinking right now?
>"Do you want to come over?"
>Your heart thumps.
"R-really?"
>"Sure."
This.... this is good.... this is real damn good
>>25774829
>You walk down the road with her.
>It's dark and quiet.
>That alligator on her head seems weird..
"Maud, I.. What do you think, of me getting a job, at the grocery store?"
>You're both walking down the dirt road.
>"What do you mean?"
"Uh, I.."
>Silence lingers.
>Seconds going by now they feel like they're dragging on forever.
"Well, I mean, you're working there too."
>"I don't understand, did you do that to get close to me?"
"No, not really. I actually just wanted a job."
>"I see."
>Her expression is so neutral it's driving you crazy wondering what she could be thinking.
>This road seems fairly remote and out of the way.
>Up ahead through some trees you spot a modest looking house.
>"We're home Gummy."
>>25774996
>You're sitting on her couch.
>It's pretty cozy in here.
>Maud lights a fire in the fireplace before heading into the kitchen.
>It seems like a pretty modern-esque 90's home.
"Maud I-"
>"Do you like Ice cream?"
"Yes?"
>She pulls out a tub of ice cream.
>"I only have one kind, I hope you like rocky road, it's my favorite."
"I'm ok with that."
>She gets out a scoop, scooping ice cream into bowls diligently with her mouth.
>She brings the bowls out to the living room giving you one.
"Thanks."
>"My sister might be hospitalized for a while, she got into a bad accident helping one of her friends. She can't take care of Gummy, so she asked me to look after him."
>She seems, rather somber.
>Her neutral tone stained with sadness in a way that's wholly unsettling.
"I.. Sure hope shes ok."
>She turns to you.
>She seems like shes, almost struggling to find words.
>"Would you, put on a movie? These things always help me relax."
>She points to a stack of tapes.
>These are some of the same tapes you've got back at your place.
>Maybe she has similar tastes..
>You walk over.
>You dig through the tapes.
>You pick one out walking back over to Maud sitting down.
>>25775003
>You're watching the movie with her.
>Ice cream finished empty bowls on the coffee table in front of you.
>It's dark, and it's been quiet.
>You've been scooting closer arguing with yourself about making a move.
"Say, Maud, uh.."
>"Yeah?"
>Shes looking at you.
>Your heart thumps as her soft green eyes stare at you, the pale glow of the t.v lighting them up.
>You swallow.
"C-cuddle?"
>It barely escapes as a whisper.
>Maud scoots herself closer to you.
>You feel that sweet warmth press against you.
>You can't believe this is happening.
>You look at her.
>You're shocked at what you see.
>Mauds same neutral expression but tears are pouring down her face.
>>25775010
I need popcorn.
>>25775010
"W-woah, hey, whats wrong?"
>Shes looking at Gummy curled up asleep in a basket in the corner.
>Her monotone voice seeped with sadness as she speaks,
>"Shes hurting, she's trying to smile and put on a brave face, but it's been 3 weeks now. She wants to see all her friends, and make them smile."
"O-oh.."
>"The doctors, found out she's contracted a disease, brought over from the human world. Apparently in your world they have these things called immunizations. But we don't, Pinkie, in her weakened state, she caught it and.. Shes getting worse, the doctors are doing their best, magic doesn't seem to be effective either."
"Gee I'm so-"
>"Her medical bill has gone up, she doesn't want to worry her friends, so she hasn't told them, she can't stand to see them upset, she just wants to see them smile no matter what. The doctors won't be able to keep caring for her if I can't come up with the money soon."
"Maud.."
>"She handed Gummy over, because she can't take care of him anymore either. She didn't want to tell Fluttershy, so, she entrusted him to me.. Gummy was the only one keeping her company, and now she's all alone.. Shes, all alone and no one can help her.."
>Her face is visibly saddened, tears streaming down her face as she stares at Gummy.
>Her expression hasn't changed much, but just this look on her face right now, you can tell it's like shes dying inside.
>>25775020
Heavier than quark-gluon plasma, deeper than VY Canis Majoris'core..... shit anon
Woow, didn't expect that
>>25775020
Hero mode activate, do it faggot! Get the cure, then fuck Maud!!
>>25774435
>I came to this website intending to start a pointless comment war
You came to piss in the sea of piss, you mean?
>>25775020
This is the first green I've read in a long ass time. You better keep writing this good or I'm coming after your dog/cat/significant other.
Boop
>>25775240
>significant other
>/mlp/
B-but?
>>25773507
T-thank you a-anon...
Why must I bump
>>25775898
Significant cat?
>>25738824
bump
>>25742239
Wait, didn't I name you Ted, or Barry?
>>25738824
bump
>>25738824
Bump
Just wish writefag don't take that long to post, but at least it was a decent amount of text.
>>25738824
Bump
>>25775020
>>25775020
It's been 12 hours senpai . . .
>>25780734
Twibominations.
Don't die.
OP I'm looking forward to more plz...
bby
>>25783486
>>25784140
>>25784734
Bumper is a faggot for writefag. Trash.
>>25784902
kill yourself 2bh pham
>>25784902
Writefag is gonna suggest sex with Anon at some point to try and help him know what it's really like. Hilarity ensues.
>>25755010
That shit was pretty intense.
Bomp
Friendly bump.
>>25775020
So like. This started with phone sex and then... well yeah, alright. I'll take it.
>medical bill
>equestria
RIP suspension of disbelief
This revives the thread.
what is love
>>25775003
>Maud
>Rocky Road
>>25775020
dont stop
>>25782085
Still a qt
Aaaand bump
>>25775020
It's been two and a half years /mlp/ but for the love of god bump!
We can't let this thread die!
Bump tilt writefag comes and write more
>>25738824
Anon's heart was surely as hard as a rock.
>>25789810
FUCK YOU CARLOS, I WILL BEAT YOUR SKULL IN WITH BOULDER!
>>25738824
MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The jews did this.
>>25789810
Little does he know. Maud would rock him like a hurricane
>tfw no Carlos pics in folders
>>25774327
Agreed.
>>25775010
How is it raining inside?
>>25777562
That's fine, too.
>>25786355
>muh socialist healthcare paradise
Go watch the episode with Iron Will again. Minihorses are pretty capitalistic in canon.
>>25791717
>>25738824
Don't let the thread die! At least post this story somewhere!
Writefag come back pls
>Bumping: The Thread
>>25793271
fuck off
>>25793271
fuck off
>>25793583
>>25794447
fuck off
>>25793010I'm hope they'll come back, too.All we can do is keep the thread up for them, until they return.
If writefag bails on green, I'm gonna release the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Moar please!
Boop
>>25795919
>>25796155
>>25796302
>>25796797
>>25797023
Nonny.... p-please come home, everyone is worried about you, your family and friends love and care for you.... this has to stop..
>>25775020
>You grab her hugging her close against you.
"I can't imagine what you're going through. To be honest I've always been a loner."
>Mauds teary eyes look to you.
>Mostly dark in the room,
>Save for the pale glow of the T.v and the sounds of cheesy 90s music playing.
>Her turquoise orbs looking into you.
"But, I promise, I'll be there for you. Or I'll try to be anyway.. No, no I will, I promise."
>"My sister means everything to me.. Shes all alone.."
"Let's go together then.."
>"What?"
"We can, go together, first thing in the morning. I mean, if your sister wouldn't mind some stranger-"
>Maud puts her hoof on your cheek.
>"Pinkie likes meeting new friends."
>You realize now you're holding Maud, oh god whats going on?
>Is this, really happening?
>You run your fingers along Mauds purple bangs.
>The silken strands slipping through.
>Her face, so close..
>Shes letting you hold her..
>Just once, maybe..
>You lean in, maybe a little too quick as you press your lips against hers.
>You feel her arms come over your shoulders as she reciprocates passionately.
>Her tender lips, soft tongue wet against yours, the lingering taste of ice cream..
>>25797141
>You mouth into her.
>She rubs her hoof along your face.
>She pulls away staring into you.
>This look on her face..
>A gentle amorous gaze from her.
>Her face usually so stagnant, but now.
>It's like shes breaking, letting you in..
>You peck against her lips again.
>You take both hands placing them against her soft pony cheeks.
>Dragging your fingers softly against her.
>You dive in for another kiss pressing your tongue past her lips.
>Her arms still over your shoulders she closes her eyes.
>The warmth of her sweet embrace, you've longed for this for so many nights.
>You'll to anything to make this last forever.
>To let loose these feelings of love you've kept deep inside of you.
>All the nights you've lusted after her, and now here she is..
>Some mare you met on a sexline no less is embracing you playing tongue tennis with you.
>Sometimes life can be shitty, it can be hard, it can be miserable.
>But this isn't one of those times, this is one of those rare dream moments you wish you could capture in a bottle and keep it close forever.
>Holding her so close in your arms..
>Time slips by as you hold her..
>The movie ends..
>As you get up to go remove the tape, you remember how cold the room is, how cold it is outside.
>You hear something.
>Maud is directly behind you.
>She's looking up at you with a noticeable smile.
>"Do you, wanna watch another movie?"
>You smile back.
"I'd like nothing more."
>>25797146
>"I'll go, make some popcorn."
"Maud."
>"What?"
"I.."
>This swelling in your chest, you want to say something like, 'I love you', but you hold back..
"Thanks."
>"For what?"
"Uh.. I mean, for, cuddling with me and stuff.."
>"I enjoyed it too Anon."
>She says walking off to get the popcorn.
>What just happened?
>You guess things are still a little awkward between the two of you.
>But theres something endearing about her.
>A sense of honesty, and, maybe kindness too.
>You dig through the VHS tapes.
>Time to pick out a good one..
>>25797146
Yes lurked for it
>>25797147
>inb4 cheesy 80s porno or Maud sex tape
>>25797147
He's back!
We didn't bump in vain
>>25797194
Now the waiting game for moar commences.
>>25797147
>OP delivers
>mfw
>>25797147
Can I make a little critique, anon? Your writing style is fine, but I feel that the appeal of Maud is her absolute neutrality, and while I feel this is realistic character development, it deviates from her most prominent attribute. The last few entries were a little too sentimental for my taste, obviously this is only a recommendation, but I'd personally tone down her emotions. I rather not see them passionately making love, as much as Maud just laying there, looking at him blankly whilst he ravages her from her erotic apathy to the situation. Now get the fuck back to work faggot and no cookies tonight!
am I alone in this opinion?
>>25797272
I just want more
>>25797147
>The next movie is over.
>Your heart jumps as you and her walk down the hall to the back bedroom.
>Everything is dark and quiet.
>She hasn't set any bedroom rules..
>She hasn't even stopped you from going further..
>You could feel up those firm back thighs, maybe fiddle her diddle a bit.
>You've got on your best poker face, though it's not like she can read all the lewd thoughts running through your mind.
>You walk into the bedroom climbing up into her bed.
>Maud slips in too as she presses herself against you.
>Maud seems oddly comfortable snuggling next to you.
>It's almost like she's enjoying this as much as you are.
>Pfft, yeah right, that'd be crazy.
>But.. It is nice to have her laying like this on you.
>You're in such a state of euphoria right now, these pleasured feelings of having finally found happiness in an otherwise dreary set of circumstances, the great payoff to a long lonely road of masturbation and-
>"Anon, I really enjoyed tonight."
>Her expression seems to have returned to it's neutral state as well as the monotone voice.
"Coming from you that means a lot."
>Her eyes already shut on top of you.
>Welp, time to sleep..
>With her right next to you, it isn't that hard as you feel yourself drift to peace.
>>25797342
>Rain tricking down.
>You feel hooves push against you rolling you, shaking you.
"M-mmnh?"
>"Anon wake up, we have work today."
>She says.
>Same monotone, same Maud.
"We?"
>Maud simply looks at you.
>Oh, wait, thats right, you're employed now.
"But, what about Pinkie?"
>"We're going to see her after work, you still want to see Pinkie don't you?"
"O-of course, heh, I uh, I'll.."
>You sit up rubbing your face.
>It's 5:31 according to a clock nearby.
>You want to go back to sleep with lil Mauddie as your hug pillow, but duty calls you guess.
>You sit up.
>As you do Maud exits the room.
>>25797347
Moar!
>>25797342
>>25797347
>maud returns to natural state of indifference
>shattered anon's dreams
Have your damn cookie!
>>25797347
I'm also going to add another suggestion. Seeing as you've amassed quite an insecure following, perhaps I'd be best to simply keep us updated on your writing schedule, as to avoid feelings of abandonment. Plus, if you just don't have the time or aren't in the mood to update some days, you can let us know you've not bailed, merely occupied.
P.S.I think you should offer to perform fellatio on the very persistent bumper, his commitment is endearing
>>25797514
I've never had such a loyal following out of literally nowhere.
I was literally going to quit it, but after seeing the thread miraculously still alive I really just couldn't bring myself to let their efforts go to waste.
Just struggling through the usual existential crisis/emotional masochism of everyday life.
I'm gonna get some sleep.
But I'll write more tonight, as well as try and keep everyone updated from now on.I try to leave but you keep pulling me back.. I want off the ride.
>>25797554
That's a lie, your with us now.
>>25797554
Pastebin?
>>25797554
Awwww, anon, now I want to give you a warm hug and tell you everything's going to be alright... and I'm not even the overly attached one..just sit back and listen to this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MGjJvNUdWw
Bauhmp
>>25787341
Make it pop
>>25797554
Your story is cute. I'd say I'm invested in it.
>>25797554
Love you cuddleslut.
>>25789839
Perhaps you use a little rock n' roll.
I want to know what has happened to Ponka.
>>25798371
GO TO HELL CARLOS
>>25798521
She caught aids pity fucking some desperate spaghetti.
Bamp
>>25738824
bump
Come on, write friend, don't stop, make it pop, even fuck a pile of rocks
Don't care, put it there, give it hard and bare
>>25738824
bump
>>25738824
bump
>>25802063
>spaghetti Zecora
You must be white...
>>25804632
>not knowing the Legend of Pinkie Pie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGL933C0O-o
>>25768061
>Not "my dick is rock solid"
I'm slightly disappointed anon
>>25804655
An... anon.... I love you...I want to fall asleep in your warm embrace
bamp
boop maud on the nose..How would she react to being booped?
