>walk into your room
>see this
what do?
Is Rarity naked or is she wearing a white gown?
MAKEOVER
>>25737401
Wonder how the dimensions, furniture, and general aesthetics of it managed to change completely.
>>25737401
Stop doing LSD
>>25737401
Who put this gay lamp in here?
>>25737401
Panic. I'm not dressed for this occasion.
>>25737401
>Panic as I see Pinkie on my laptop, looking at all my autistic browser history
>Panic as I see Rarity on my phone, probably laughing at my contact list devoid of females
>Panic at Dash and AJ using my xbone, fucking up my k/d in Black Ops 3
>Panic at Twilight reading my journal, where I use my own blood to smear over the entries I make about staying sane
>Panic at Flutters petting my dog, since he's been died for a year
>Do a 360 and leave the room
>>25737401
Shoot them all
Neighbourhoods going to hell, all these rainbow nigs breaking into my house, and old Joe says I don't need an assault rifle to deal with home invaders
>>25737401
"Did somebody order a stripper?"
>>25737401
Ask if anyone brought extra pixels.
Be confused as my dorm is much smaller than that
>>25737401
>look of confusion
"when did I get a nightstand?"
>continue jerkin' it in the corner
>>25737401
>Take laptop
>Chuck out window
Crisis averted!
>>25737401
>Wait until they all go to sleep
>Grab all of thier slippers and creep out towards the bathroom
>Sit inside the bathtub and begin huffing and sniffing teenage feet while rubbing that rock hard bulge in your pj's.
> Fight flutters in street fighter
> challenge AJ to an arm wrestling contest
> wonder if pinkie got into my mint chocolate stash
> hang out with sunny and rare mostly
>>25739912
Now I'm just imagining Shy playing a really aggressive M.Bison
>>25737500
> Do a 360
> leave the room
You are only turning one circle and going back to your room. Also, dubs
>>25737454
You know what anon, you're gay
>>25737401
Why the fuck are dress and bacon on a phone? Neither of them responded to my texts
>>25739936
Newfag
>>25737420
she's naked
>>25737401
Yell
>no hooves
and throw them out the window.
>>25737401
CASTLE DOCTRINE
MAGDUMP
>>25740322
same ass plain ass boring ass demented fart-tard
>>25737500
>Do a 360
>leave the room
Bitch, you lyin! You joining
>>25739921
Everyone thinks that Fluttershy mains M. Bison on Street Fighter. This is an interesting new head anon for me.
>>25740333
God dammit anon
>>25739889
Your not the only one who would do that
>>25737401
Start shooting. No intruders in my house get out alive.
>someone writes a "360 and walk away" joke
>others don't get it
am I becoming too old because I remember this, or what the fuck
Wonder what the hell is going on with Rarity
>>25741320
Rarity doesn't fuck around, she's already naked.
Why is my jewelery box open?
>>25737401
I HAVE A NEW ROOM?!
>>25737429
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3DaXJmo9cro
>>25737401
Ask what the fuck kind of drug they gave gummy
>>25737420
>I didn't even notice. Too worried about what Pinkie is doing with my Laptop and if she found the porn yet.
>>25737401
>tfw no milf celestia or luna
>>25737401
Wonder so many things
But first I grab my laptop and thank them for fixing it
Then complain about them making it pink
>>25737401
The fuck
>>25741109
Newfag
>>25741312
You aren't old, it's just all the babbies that keep showing up.
>*unzips dick*
>>25737450
/thread
>>25737401
>see this
Wow, how'd they get their bedroom into my bedroom?
I break out my favorite toys and have some fun.
>>25739889
>>25741295
>>25741140
I would be funny as hell seeing her yell
>"Psycho Crusher!
And having her wear the hat
>>25737401
My room can't fit seven fucking people in it.
>>25737401
Wonder how my front door became a portal to the EqG universe, considering the alternative is they took all my stuff.
>>25741295
>>25742891
>You soon realize your nose is barely picking up a scent in these fuzzy slippers, but just the action of rubbing your nostrils against dirty fuzz is just enough to make you wet.
>Your dong was satisfied, but not your nose.
>You soon walked back inside the bedroom and left the slippers in a pile as you began to search the room for any belongings.
>Soon, you stumble upon a pile of backpacks and duffel bags beside the tv.
>Jackpot.
>Your heart was on fire, your dong? Anti-matter.
>Grab one duffel bag and a backpack.
>Head back out, dodging several sleeping bags on the floor.
>Go back inside the bathroom where it's lit.
>Unzip shit like you mean it.
>Go through the first bag and take out a white shirt with a rainbow mark on it.
>Your mouth drools.
>>25742929
Then maybe you should stop living off of entitlements.
>>25737401
Tell them to get the fuck out because I want to watch footy and shitpost on /sp/
>>25743768
>wet
>dong
>>25739936
>>25741109
Being this new.
>>25737401
>walk in room
>5 monitor setup is gone
>replaced by pleb-tier laptop
>fugly girls with
>no hooves
>in the room fucking around
Only one thing to do, anon.
