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Human Rehabilitation
2015-12-12 02:10:53 Post No. 25736559
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Human Rehabilitation
Anonymous
2015-12-12 02:10:53
Post No. 25736559
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>The bus chugs along the Equestrian road.
>You and your fellow human immigrants seek a better life in Equestria.
>As you arrive you hear Twilights voice coming through a speakerbox.
>"Welcome to Equestria, a land of happiness, friendship. Please leave all of your belongings on the bus as they'll be delivered right to your living quarters later in the tour!"
>You and the others are hesitant but comply, you decide to scribble your name on your backpack before you leave so they'll know it's yours.
>As you exit you see Wooden signs painted like rainbows and moving about like a popup book as slow old timey music scratches through the speaker boxes.
>"Here in Equestria we live in a clothing optional world so feel free to shed your worldly bonds if you feel so inclined."
>"Alright! Sweet I've waited so long for this!"
>One of the people strips nude as a jaybird.
>He's unshaven and it's a less than pleasant sight.
>You're led inside and are given burgers and fries.
>"Ponies are omnivores, and while the slaughter of sentient beings is strictly outlawed. Any animal which falls below that is considered fair game. So please, enjoy!"
>These fries on your plate look like they came frozen out of a package.
>You wonder if this is what they think humans eat on a regular basis.
>You also wonder what poor animal was unlucky enough to end up on your plate before being shipped here.
>The flavor is greasy and feels a bit empty.
>When the meal is done you're led down to a museum like area.
>Stock footage of world war two battles as well as other various fights are displayed in black and white along the walls projector style.
>"Humankind is violent and selfish by nature. Before we release you into the general pony public, it is our sworn duty to rehabilitate you into kind thoughtful and caring individuals. Keep in mind you are not permitted to carry any sort of weapon or partake in any libation or substance other than what is provided to you here."
