Hello /mlp/. This is my first time in this board, and I have to say, I expected much more porn and autism.
Speaking of porn, I can't stop watching pony porn. How do I stop? Do I break my laptop? Do I switch to another fetish? What the fuck this isn't natural. I need help.
>>25733283
Anon anon take it easy
It's all normal and natural
>>25733283
If you're looking for porn, you're at the wrong board.
>>>/trash/
>>25733283
you look like your from /k/, so Imagine them replying to this:
Speaking of guns, I can't stop buying guns. How do I stop? Do I break my safe lock? Do I switch to another hobby? What the fuck this isn't natural. I need help
>>25733287
I don't know man, I've only just found out about it. I feel so damn guilty.
>>25733303
I can definitely see the resemblance. Is this supposed to mean I can't get off the ride?
>>25733300
No no I'm not looking for porn. I'm looking for advice on how to stop.
I mean. . .
It's possible to stop. Right?
Right anon?
>>25733319
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJEgTLlv0TE
>>25733343
There is no stopping if I'm going to be honest with you- I've been here for 5 years now and I was at point when I started. How-ever it only got easier to ignore that guilty feeling and there was never really a reason to stop. So, in short; The ride never ends (or at least hasn't yet.)
>>25733362
>>25733366
Oh. Uhm. I mean I'm not a fan of the show I haven't even watched it but. . . what now?
Do I hafta pick a waifu or something?
am I a brony because I jack off to cartoon ponies?
Is this worse than trap porn?
Do you guys actually fuck horses or is that a meme?
Also checked your dubs.
>>25733398
Watch the show to improve your faps and get more attached to the character you like.
And welcome to the never ending ride.
>>25733398
Might as well watch the show, give yourself an idea on what the ponies you're fapping to voices sound like. No- I would suggest not picking waifu. Yes, not to us but to everyone else- you are. Yes. Yes and kind of.
>>25733398
Holy crap this guy has a lot of questions
I know one thing for sure horsefucking is mostly a meme but there are a small bunch of anons who actually did fuck a horse for realpersonally i'm on ride for 3 years now never fapped to mlp porn but i do get off on beastiality porn of horses so i guess that's same
>>25733398
Might as well watch an episode or two to see if you like it
No point in picking a waifu if you don't know their personalities
No, you're not a brony because you fap to ponies. That'd be like saying "I'm a furry because I fap to furry porn." Hell I don't even like the "brony" label at all.
That's subjective.
I don't fuck horses. I probably wouldn't if I had the chance either.
Now check THESE dubs
>>25733416
>>25733422
Hmm might give it a chance but I'm not one to watch tv shows/cartoons.
>>25733424
That's disgusting, intriguing, disturbing, interesting and arousing all at the same time.I'll be honest though I'm a bit curious about horse pussy. It's nice-looking.
>>25733425
Nice try my man.
>>25733472
Show wise give it a shot if you don't like it then that's alright but as >>25733422
said just watch the show and see for yourselfdubs get btw
>>25733472
There is literally nothing wrong with desires of fornication with colored horses
>>25733398
Watch the show if you want to, but by no means feel obligated. Sexual fetishes and television preferences do not necessarily have to coincide.
No, you don't have to pick a waifu. Did you have to pick a favorite firearm back on /k/? All opinions are optional, m8.
You are not a brony if you jack of to ponies. Bronies are a specific subculture which you do not appear to belong to. Also, we generally make fun f self-identified bronies here.
People that get off to ponies have no right criticizing people who get off to traps, and vice versa.
Fucking horses IRL is mostly a meme. Mostly.
And dub-checking is appreciated on pretty much any board.
TLDR:
Jerking it to ponies doesn't make you anything but a guy who jerks it to ponies. Don't let a new sexual fetish redefine your identity.
>>25733513
That gif is appreciated.
>>25733519
Neat.
Well I feel a lot better now. Thanks. Also who's best pone?
>>25733573
Up to you anon watch show and decide for yourself
>>25733573
That's subjective, but the answer is Pinkie Pie
>>25733283
Relax /k/ based anon, you are among friends here. There is plenty of autism to go around and plenty of porn to share. Here are some links to help you get started. We hope you enjoy your stay here on /mlp/
http://www.comdotgame.com/search/my+little+pony+sex+games/popular
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/rex1f695ajga438/QPriollqaC
http://imgur.com/r/ClopClop
The slightly outdated newfags guide. Given the fact that you already browse /k/, you'll know already all the >how do i 4chan? parts, but maybe you'll find some of it useful.
>>25733573
>who is best pone
You're a madman, Anon. That's like asking /sci/ to try and disapprove god, or asking /v/ about SNES vs. Genesis.
There is no answer I could give to that that wouldn't start shit. It's just too subjective. Sorry man, you'll have to decide for yourself.
>>25733607
There goes my self-control.
>>25733626
Thanks.
>>25733628
You fool! Everyone knows SNES is superior!
>>25733398
>Oh. Uhm. I mean I'm not a fan of the show I haven't even watched it but. . . what now?
Watch the show, family.
Do I hafta pick a waifu or something?
No, only if you want to.
am I a brony because I jack off to cartoon ponies?
Yes, even though many people here call themselves horsefuckers and believe there is a difference. There is no difference, do not listen to them.
Is this worse than trap porn?
No.
Do you guys actually fuck horses or is that a meme?
It's only half a meme because only about half of the people here would actually do that, and less actually have done it.
welcome to /mlp/
Enjoy your pony pony
Also be advised. We just entered the hiatus 2 weeks ago so /mlp/ won't be at its high.
>>25733700
>SNES is superior
I agree, but beg you not to press the matter and turn this thread into a battleground for idiots. There's a reason why I gave that as an example of a debate that turns uncivil really fucking quickly.
>>25733283
You have woken up. It only gets better.
Enjoy horsepussy, Anon.
>>25733700
Say that to my face faggot
Genesis does what Nintendon't
>>25733760
>>25733762
Too late.
>>25733770I was mostly joking
>>25733775
Only mostly?
>>25733283
Everything is fine. This is a natural reaction to watching cute ponies do cute things.
>>25733738
Thx m8
>>25733760
>>25733762
>>25733770
Top kek
>>25733761
Already playing Banned from Equestria my man.
>captcha: select the spaghetti
>>25733794
Why is your cat Russian, mate?
>>25733786
What can I say, I was a Genesis kid and missed out on a lot of what the SNES had to offer.
Call me crazy but I also have always preferred Genesis's sound over SNES.
>>25733826
Okay, I'll give you the sound. I don't necessarily think it was higher quality or anything, but I liked its "style" for a lack of a better word. I mostly prefer Nintendo for its game library than any hardware specs, honestly.
>>25733810
That isn't my cat it's just from some russian meme. Look up blini kot and it should pop up.
Mine's a somali cat. Pic related is pretty much what he looks like except he has white chest fluff and boots.
>>25733826
>>25733860
Niggas stop this nonsense fighting about SNES vs genesis
like srlys niggas discuss ponies and this guy from /k/ who discovered magic of /mlp/
>>25733283
>I expected much more porn
You have moot to thank for that.
>and autism
You aren't looking hard enough if you can't find the autism.
>>25733860
Yeah I'm not trying to debate it's quality. SNES does technically have superior sound, but I never liked how muffled it sounded. Genesis music has always gotten me pumped up while playing. Style is definitely the right word to use in this case.
Only SNES games I've really played are Star Fox and Super Mario World. And a bit of Super Mario RPG.
>>25733880
Who's fighting? This is a civil discussion
>>25733472
>I'm not one to watch tv
If you prefer internet over telivision you should checkout yay.ponies
Assuming you're curious if you would like the show start at the begining at the first two episodes and maybe a third. Then wait a week. If you don't like it then your immune.
>>25733891
Really?
Looks like some heated up discussion to me
if that's so i'm apologising for interrupting have a great day
captcha:flowers
>>25733306
The only guilt you should have is from how selfish you've been in not clopping sooner.
>>25733876
"kot blini"?
"кoт джaз"
copypaste, image search, don't thank me
>>25733928
My man.
>>25733901
I suppose I could do that!
>>25733889
Well there certainly is some but not as much as some of the spergy fedora-tier bait threads in /pol/.
So, do you still need to pick a favorite pone, /k/ommando?
>>25734032
fuck that noise
take any gun
pick Spitfire
>>25734032
>tfw no p226 sig sauer
Well you guys triedI'd still pick that walther if only because Fluttershy is so damn cute.
>>25733573
>>25734072
This is the closest I could find. Will a p239 sig sauer do?
>>25734155
The paint job is a little bit ugly to be honest but she'll do the job mate.
Oh yes she'll do the job alright.
>>25734032
It doesn't matter if the pone came with an elastic band shooter, I'd still choose it if it came with a Ponka.
>>25733283
Lurk moar newfag
>>25733573
Dumb frogposter
>>25733283
As autistic and mind-numbing as it is, there is a fucking scientific goddamn explanation for your attraction to these pastel, alien horses.
>>25734032
so Zecora matches with the Hi-Point, right?
>>25733573
Don't let anyone tell you otherwise; this is the best pone.
>>25734197
The Desert Eagle is perfect for Ponk. It's big, loud, and weird (gas operated, polygonal rifiling, etc).
>>25733626
Eh. 2 years in, never saw this pic.
>>25734348
This is actually quite a good explanation for it.
It only serves to fuel my fetishism further.
>>25734429
You don't need that picture. You just need these three simple rules:
1) Lurk.
2) When ready, post.
3) If you fuck up, try again in a new thread since we're all anonymous anyway.
>>25734397
I don't know shit about guns, and I would prefer a revolver because I loved Clint Eastwood movies as a kid, but from what I know a DE is a big ass hand cannon sort of gun, right? Seems like a fun gun.
Well this was quite a good thread. Thanks /mlp/ for welcoming me into this little corner of degeneracy and fun. hope you guys are happy you've converted another person into having wet dreams about eating out cartoon ponies' winking clitorises and fucking crotchtits.
But now I go, back to e621 and derpibooru. But not before playing some Dark Souls II.
Thx family. For real.
Here have an MTG /pol/-exclusive release card.
>>25734471
Dude I already know this shit, as i said, semi-newfag, i've been here for 2 years. I know the "rules"
>>25734509
Fuck you, i laughed so loud i woke up my roommate
>>25734521
My apologies mediumfag. I didn't realize.
My original point still stands, though, for anyone who IS actually a newfag. You don't have to read all that shit to know how to post. Just lurk more.
>>25733876
Does he go by the name Oliver?
>>25734679
Explain, anon.
>>25734721
Oliver and Company, google it
>>25734729
Will do.
>>25733626
>4) Pinkie is not best pony
That's aniceopinion you have there,friend.
>>25734729
Love the song that poodle sings. Too perfect.
