Welcome back to the /mlp/ Secret Santa thread! Tell Santa all your wildest wishes and come join us in spreading Holiday cheer to your fellow Pony lovers!
Cards and packages are steadily arriving and it's looking to be a very Pony Christmas. Have you gotten anything yet? Will you hold out until the big day before you open your presents?
Coordinator email for comments/concerns/general inquiries: [email protected]
First for no package or email yet.
>>25730344
Seconded. Just wish I could know ahead of time if im getting grinched so my hopes are not dashed everytime i check for mail
>>25730400
I got a shout out last week that my package would be in the mail on Monday but I've never gotten an email from Santa.
So I'm not sure what's up.
>>25729840
gonna take a nap, then go back to stalking the mailman
Oh and santa, I got my package back from New Jersey, so you know what to do
they marked all over the stickers and shitposting so I need to re-package it. Bastards.
Also, question for the thread. Would it be easier on everyone if they emailed you telling you they have sent out their package, whether or not they have a tracking number? i feel like that should be a requirement
>>25730745
Yeah, just an indication that there's someone who's actually trying to send you stuff out there would be nicefor people like me with no thread shoutouts or tracking numbers to speak of.
>>25730770
That's true. Here's my part: Hilliard F, your package was posted from England last week. You should see it any day now.
Wow you guys are impatient. Okay, LP from Napa and Trevor the card whore, your stuff was sent yesterday. Had to up the ante after seeing some of the stuff people were sending.
In the last thread someone said they were from MO, I didn't think too many anons lived out here. What towns?
Also wasn't there an /mlp/ map made that showed people's locations at one point?
>standard post package
>delivered next fucking day
>2-day priority letter
>4 days latter, not delivered yet
why did I waste the money?
TREVOR OH GOSH THANK YOU BRO
s..should i open it
>>25731877
Do it. Succumb to that candyass and open the box.
>>25731877
>cadenceface memes
mooooooom! the other secret santas copied meeeeeeeee!wait for Christmas damnit!
>>25731895
>>25731904
I'm thinking of just making an unboxing video on christmas day
its killing me
Daneanon, you're a cheeky little cunt and I love you for it
>>25731877
You can open the box. Everything inside is wrapped. Be gentle though...I had to stuff the box to make everything fit.
>>25732000why couldnt you have made this easy and told me not to open itI'm diein here anon
>>25732024
Don't open it then : P
There is one thing in there that isn't wrapped but it has a bow so I guess it still counts.
Got another package! It's definitely the one from another card anon. I'll be saving that as well as the other two for the unboxing thread.
Literally my best christmas since I was 12.
>>25732271
As long as there isnt anything perishable in it, then I shall wait and make a video on it on christmas day
>>25732354
Nope; nothing perishable inside.
I haven't had time to finish my cards yet because of finals I wish I could let my cardees know I'm not trying to screw them over.
>>25732419
Email Santa Pone and See of he can forward something to them.
>>25732389
Oh yeah I forgot to ask
whos your favorite pony.you did this to yourself for putting a return address on the box
>>25731877
I c u vape
>>25731988
Guessing you got the package Aidan?
>>25732568
Wannatouchmods
>>25732513
I have a bit of a herd of favorites. Trixie, treehugger, mane-iac, derpy, ponk, Harshwhinny and some others. Save your dosh: it's not necessary to send me anything in return. :)
>>25732578
I'm going to try and willpower my way into not opening it, but I got a hearty chuckle out of the message
>>25732799
I've got a book of stamps and a bunch of christmas cards , too late motherfucker
>>25732799slut
Just got another card today!
>>25732892
Y-you too
>>25732932
Anon, u so silly
Thanks so much for this
>>25732859
Do it, I know you want to
>>25732960
But it's already under the tree!
>>25732990
Fight the powah, Anon! You can survive til Xmas!
>>25732990
Your parents know about your power level?
>>25732938
I hope you already redeemed that Steam code.
>>25733054
My dad generally ignores it, but my mum will buy tiny plushies and stuff for birthdays and christmas, which actually make up most of my merch
Fred M. over in Colorado; all but one of the things is here and ready to go, but the guy doing the last thing won't have it done until tomorrow morning. I'll head over to the UPS store straight from there, so assuming I can send it on a Saturday I'll be sending Santa Pope the tracking number tomorrow afternoon. Worst case scenario, I'll have to ship Monday morning. Hopefully you'll feel it was worth the wait.
>>25733371
>Santa Pope
Fuck you, SwiftKey auto-prediction.
Day 44, still no sign or word from my santee.
Couldn't wait until Christmas. Plus, I'll be out of the country during it.
Dear Daniel W. from Alabama,
Thanks an ass ton for this gift, it was exactly what I wanted! I'm a huge Weird Al fan. Merry Christmas to you!A card is on the way <3
Love, CB
>>25730344
same waiting for the santee to send my gift or an email
>>25733551
>hciwdnas eseehc
>>25733745
He's a very popular guest character on the hit show ynop elttil ym. It's very obscure. You probably never heard of it.
still waiting to see if someone is sending a gift to levi if you are let me know so i dont feel like i am getting grinched. all ready sent my gift out
Still at work I wonder if I got anything yet
Well Im planning to open my package as soon as I get it
I'll probably do the same thing as catfood and record it for y'all
So who is being slow with their cards? I still haven't gotten a single one and nobody seemed to have posted the ones I sent yet. ;_;Living in Germany
>>25734416
I sent out my second lot of six about two weeks ago.
I also have just the card from based Catfood and my "ur a faget" card from my Santa
>>25734416
I feel ya Anon. Still waiting for folks to post the ones ive sent
Page 9 bump
Andrew M.Package going out tomorrow. I had fun with this, hope you're a true horsefucker ^;)
A N from Denmark
Fear not, will be sending out your package on monday once I have gotten it all togeher.
Well, what do we have here?
>>25736045
Aw, jesus tap-dancing christ this is already great.
>>25734029
wut, where's that recording?
>>25735933
I probably won't have the same self-control as you though...
>>25736074
I'm glad moona is my president
>>25735848
>hope you're a true horsefucker
Someone's getting a fleshlight, aren't they?
>>25736137
God damnit this is great senpai
>>25736184
What the hell, is this a gift or a card? This is fantastic! Thank you!
>>25736216
And it just keeps coming! Merry Christmas m8! Thank you so much!
>>25736143
There's lots of stuff in there that only a horsefucker would appreciate.
>>25736238
glad you liked it, friendo.
Gift here, now we wait on christmas cards
>>25729840
page 9 lel
>>25737741
May want to edit your pic to remove names/addresses.
>>25737741
Way to post addresses Anon
>>25737741
ANON DELETE IT GOD DAMN IT
>>25737741
But what's in the red box not so secret santa.
>>25737741
Pizza and hookers are on their way.
>>25737787
>>25737788
>>25737802
fug
>>25737857
too late David
>>25737857
What have you done
>>25737857
the internet never forgets
>>25737850
That's for me to know and you to find out
>>25738022
>>25738063
>>25738146
Please don't come to our houses and rape usOr just rape me, but leave my Santa alone
>>25738253
>MI, OH
too far for me to even bother senpai
>>25738253
Swiggity swooty I'm cummin for that booty
>>25738253
Well, better buy more ammo to feed your piece /k/omrade.
>>25737857
Might want to delete that one too because of the shipping label on the magazine.
>>25737857
Soooo, you gonna open it? Or we doing a mass opening
I thought people posting names and cities were bad enough now I missed someone posting addresses?
>>25739516
I'm waiting until closer to Christmas
>>25738950
It's already out there
>>25738855
>tfw only 45 rounds or 32 ACP
>>25738701
my body is ready
Bump
If you could repost your gifts (either the one you received or sent out) I would appreciate it
>>25733551
Too lazy/don't know how to flip it, iPod only has front facing camera.
I resisted temptation for a whole day. Daneanon, you're the greatestand lewdestanon there is
>>25741341
Thank god, was afraid you'd open it with your parents
>>25741341
Show the goods fgt!
>>25741372
As soon as I can get this piece of crap phone back to my laptop,tomorrowI will
So how much extra shit are we sending to Santa Pone for being so generous, with gifts, cards, and this entire thing?
Both boxes has arrived, Josh.
>>25741479
rip in peace wall-e
>>25741409
I put my name in with you other anons so I'm good, I've gotten some cards and goodies and there's things on the way so don't tempt me with anything extra. I appreciate it but it's not necessary! It's honestly been a reward in itself just to organize this. It's given me something to do during an otherwise unpleasant time in my life and I am just grateful for that. Plus it's enjoyable seeing everyone's gifts and reactions.It's n-not like I love you g-guys or anything...
>>25742048Its n..not like I l..love santa pone..or anything
>>25741479
Glad to hear it.
I only wish Wall-e could have lived to see them opened.
>>25742299
Anon... you dont understand. He HAD to die!
>>25742325
BA from MO your package has arrived
>>25742048
It's not like you or anything baka
>tfw you realize the fedex guy put your full name on the packagefugI'm going to have to move
>>25742418
>.gif
>notagif
Yo, Brian D, my nig, I'm gonna be late sending your shit man. Between buying your shit and bills I didn't have money for the shipping fee.
I guess I'm gonna be a slowpoke with it.
>>25743868
>Signing up for a SS when you can't afford it
>>25743898
>Going overboard buying presents for people
FTFY
>>25743921
>having not enough time to masturbate on every single one of them
FTFY
Page 8?! Not on my watch...
Day 46, still nothing.
![[Disturbed apple horse noises].gif](https://i.imgur.com/WKNs7iG.gif "[Disturbed apple horse noises].gif")
>>25744749
I know this feel. My name wasn't even mentioned yet.
>>25744794
Exactly. I just wish I had some kind of confirmation that my Santee didn't grinch me. I don't care if I don't get a present until after Christmas, I just want to know I was not forgotten.
Santapone,
I emailed you a tracking number for my giftee. Could you please deliver it to the appropriate faggot?
>>25744868
Yep, pretty much this.
Also I mailed you the tracking number for my giftee's package too.
Well, I got my present today. No way was I gonna wait until the 25th... Thanks a lot! I'd post pics, but I have no phone right now...
And St. Louis guy, I have not abandoned thee. It's a hard knock life, and the struggle is real, but I got you senpai. No horsefucker let behind!
So once this is all over I suggest we refine it a bit more and write up some guidelines and such. As I would love to do this again, even if Santa Pone cannot.
>>25745615
I agree. I just don't know exactly how to put guidelines into place.
>>25745675
santa pone list the issues, as well as we tell him issues we had
everyone come up with ideas and guide lines and boil it down to the top 5 or 10
really I feel like the only thing we need in addition is a section on the chart for autism level.
Risking a powerlevel breach is just part of the thing, but if I do spaghetti someone out I want it to be because I decided to spaghetti them out not because I just decorated a box in a friendly way and didn't know that other people see their mail.
>>25745920
I suppose thats a good idea, nugget enterprises does it, and those who choose maximum autism levels get the funniest things
>>25744794
i know that feel to i know my gift arrived to my person but so far nothing for me :(
>>25745857
this
>my sender spelled memories wrong
still a good card. thanks for the autipin and cardBrian
>>25746357
Guess he just doesn't have the memory for spelling or the spelling for memory.
>>25743868
>Brian D
I'll be late sending your card too, m8, since I'm just forgetful. Same goes for Tyrin R. Sorry.
>>25729840
Don't worry Drew and Dylan, poorfag here working on cards.
>>25746977
DylanB?
>say I was grinched to get backup gifts
>wasn't
>>25746977
Hey! My name got mentioned. Drew here. Thanks for letting me know you are alive. Take your time poorfag. Just happy to see my name finally!
>>25747251
Santapone will have the tracking number and will be able to see that it was delivered to your shitty apartment, nigger.
>>25747251
then that makes you an asshole and if you get caught doing it then your name and address goes on the shit list. Shit list being something I encourage Santa to keep track of
also is anyone doing a card for Brandon Fireking, I'm not trying to be pushy about it, I just need to know so I can keep an eye out on my mail box (alias name, unsure if mailman will be delivering anything with the name fireking on it)
>>25747251
/r9k/ please go
>santa finds out people take advantage of grinch to get double presents
>gets way too drunk one night
>santa looks at his naughty list
>checks it twice
>sends boxes of dog shit to all of them
>>25747625
Always remember, Santa pone knows where you live
>>25747475
I wouldn't be worried about it. I sent a card to a Bryan who didn't list a last name or initial or anything so the card was addressed to Bryan Fagget
>>25747904
New neighborhood + first ever communal mail box = me freaking out over nothing
I mean, my box got here, so surely its fine
r..right?
Just opened my gifts
>implying willpower
How'd you know I loved Beanie Babies as a kid?
You are one cheeky motherfucker for sending me Kleenex.
Thanks a ton B from MO!Please tell me the dried white-ish stuff that was on Alicorn Twilight isn't what I think it is.
>>25748193
it is
>>25748193
>>25748228
oh god if it is I'm already dying here
Jordan S: you said you only like chocolate. Do you like chocolate with nuts or peppermint patties?
>>25748228
We knew this would happen to at least one person here
>>25748842
Any type of chocolate that isn't the fruity kind is good in my book.
>>25749611
Thank you
>>25746951
Im pretty forgetful too anon, thats why i write everything down.
>>25743868
Its okay anon, its all in the spirit of giving. Take your time and pay yo bills.
>>25746357
Glad you liked it. Sorry for my terrible spelling.
>>25747021
>>25747313
Yes Dylan B. it's you
Tfw home repairs trump baked goods and cool gifts, good taste in pone, derpy and night hoarse
Tfw shit home
Sorry I couldn't do better, and can't draw, so the cards will be shit, but I can write a heartfelt message. They'll be pitiful cards, post at your own risk..
Bumpo
>>25750016
Drew here. I dont care about the quality of the gift. If you provide a unique and heartfelt gift, thats all that matters. I don't care if it costs 1 bit or 1000 bits, its the thought that counts.
>>25750016
I agree with Drew. And take your time, I'm in no hurry.
>no post on Sundays
>>25753825
thanks for reminding me
>>25753825
>>25753825
Not much to talk about on this sunday especially, nothings getting shipped, almost all gifts have been shipped already or are being shipped soon. So most people are just waiting. I might have some interesting stuff to post in a few hours, but the threads dead for now and you can't really change it.
>>25754452
I feel like we should kill off the santa threads till the 20th, but most people seem to have something to day
I am mailing the package tomorrow
I bring you Christmas Horsies! Sorry, I couldn't get a better shot.
Another.
>>25755509
Clydesdales, right? Those are some big horsies.
>>25755525
>>25755509
THEY'RE SO PRETTY
>>25755509
I'd Mountie them.
JS of TX
I've got your letter done, i just need to get a stamp (everywhere is closed), and get her sent out.
Its not quite as intensive as the one you sent me, but an attempt was made.
>>25753825
USPS delivers packages on Sundays now. No regular mail, though.
I haven't been whining in the thread about not getting a card or package yet, but I have to say I'm pretty let down. The fun of Christmas cards is that you can put them up as decorations around the house. By the time I get a card, if I get one, the season will have passed and into storage it will go. Kinda defeats the point. Same with presents: we put them under the tree so we can build up our tantric anticipation by looking at them for weeks, leading to a giftgasm on Christmas.
>>25756383
But USPS delivers packages in 3 days, anon. You have time.I haven't gotten my cards either.
Is it too late to join in?
>>25758056
Unfortunately for you, yes. But, there may be some faggots still lurking that mjght be willing to exchange gifts with you. Or if you get in touch with santapone, im sure he could assign you someone that got grinched.
>>25758085
I just mailed out my /k/ gifts so I could maybe get something shipped directly to a prospective partner.
>>25746951
>Tyrin R.
Ayy, that's me. No problem m8.
>>25733551
Sweet, you got it. Now I just gotta make a card, and send that.
>>25743868
Brian D?
Already prepping gifts to put in the couple of thank you cards I'm planning to ship sometime after Christmas.
Thank you based perler anon for showing me the light, these things are super satisfying to make.Does anyone know what horses Santa Pone likes?
Reporting in. Pretty tipsy right now, out with a friend. I need to check my inbox so by tomorrow there should be a few tracking numbers and alerts going out. For the anon who wants to join in I'm happy to exchange cards with you so email me, and I might be able to set you up with a grinched anon if another one shows up.I haven't heard anything in a while. Also I like Big Mac, Roseluck, Moondancer, and Flutters. God I hope I didn't mispell anything I am a lightweight.
Shoo shoo page 9
I'm doing a last minute card. I need treehugger christmas card ideas.
>>25761820
Treehugger with Xmas themed drug paraphernalia? Treehugger snuggling with anon by a fireplace with hot cocoa and watching snow fall through a window? Treehugger driving a smart car? Treehugger building a snow pony...except instead of snow, it's pot. Treehugger shopping at whole foods? Treehugger hugging fluttershy?
>>25762269
funny catch lines and stuff i cant draw for shit
though i will attempt to draw her sending anon some good vibes
>>25762365
Treehugger wishing anon good vibes and offering a vibrator painted like a candy cane with a bow on it
>>25762593
i like this
>>25759984
Im here anon
posted >>25749794
>>25755509
>American flag
>Mounties
What?
>>25760224
No problem! It was fun to put these beads ponies together, and I was even contacted by another anon if I could send him a Fluttershy. I did, and I send this Anon much, much more now. This hugest shouldn't. Ever. Stop.
>>25764917
Damn Autocorrect... I meant to write "hugfest".
>>25764917
The HUGEST will never stop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0wqhdZn4v0
I gots a card!
>>25765179
Thanks so much Paul M! Happy holidays!
>>25746951
Thank you so much my nig.
>>25765881
>your
>>25765881
(2/2)
>>25765881
Ayyy. Drew here, glad the package made it. Everything get there in one piece?
>>25765961
Yup. I could kiss you. Y-y'know... No homo...
>>25766048
Maybe someday. No Homo.
Santa Pone, I apologize for the delay in sending out your card! It will get there to you I promise.
>tfw package status changes to "out for delivery"
I'll be postingdickpics once received!!
Sorry for the late updates guys working at ToysRUs can suck this time of the year
Barely gives me free time
Chakalyn Kidd and Evan M.
Your letters just shipped today
Damian Ward trying to ship your package today
Sorry if y'alls things get there after Christmas
>>25765179
>>25765186
I-it's not like i wanted to wish you a merry Christmas or anything b-bakai wish i would have spent more time plastering the outside with autism
>Captcha has me picking noodles and spaghetti
How fitting
>>25766853
>Evan M.
fuck yeah! don't worry anon. I was just able to send my letters and presents out too. sorry to Trevor C and Roger V. your shit is in the mail
JS of TX: I sent out a little thank you box today. SantaPone will have the tracking #. However, I derped and didn't write the apt # on the box. I hope it gets to you.
>>25767141
No sir.
That means it's coming back.
>>25767141
But what if he sends a thank you box? Will you send one back? And him again? Where will it end!?
>>25767141
Clearly, you've never lived in any sort of apartment complex
They're gonna take the box to the building, realize it has no apartment on it, and ship it right back.
>>25767196
Well poop
Still no mention of my name.
>the feel when
>>25767141
It's really not that bad, I've had it happen once before, it took me a long ass time to get that package but I eventually got it. At my complex they hold onto all packages and only give them to you if you tell them your apartment number, or when they just put it at your doorstop about a week after the package arrives.
I'll just ask for them to look for my name instead but they aren't the most motivated bunch of workers there, they might tell me to fuck off. I just hope you didn't cover it in autism.
>>25767455
No autism to be found outside of package. There is, however, something perishable in the box with a lunch box cooler thingy.
>>25766651What's in the box??
>>25767749
Another box.
>>25767776
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Lots of tracking numbers just went out! Also I received a package today. I should stay strong but I might open it early and just save the pictures/unboxing vid for Christmastime.
>>25767455
This happened to me a few times with letters and things in my old complex and everything eventually found it's way to me. If they take packages in the office and you let them know you're expecting something I'm sure it'll be fine.
I got my package stolen.
>>25767826
I already went through this, son.
Please explain.
>>25767749
>>25767776
>>25767800
You're not wrong!
But what's this? It says to wait! I don't think I can, the anticipation is unbearable!!*squee*
Should I wait, /mlp/? Is it worth the wait Santa?
>>25767882
It's a single dvd containing only a badly ripped version of Spike at your Service in italian.
>>25767826
I don't have anything in my inbox about a stolen package. Send me some details?
>>25767882
Give in to your desires.But take pictures/video and post them on Christmas
>>25767833
FedEx left the package in plain view on my porch. Put a claim in.
Fred M. from Colorado: sorry for the delay! The people doing the last part of one of the things finished today, and I just picked it up a little while ago. Just bought shipping supplies at Staples, so tonight I will be boxing everything up, and will have a tracking number for Santa Pone tomorrow.
Santapone, I know youre busy, but, I'm sitting in limbo with my package here
Nice to see my name
>>25767800
I do that to my little brother every year
>>25767826
I'm worried about this since my neighbor is a bitch
>>25768045
> be thief
> ha
> this fucker left a package out
> takethemoneyandrun.gif
> steal box and fuck off into the sunset
> get to my own house
> lock the door.
> I can't pay the electric bill, so my house is lit by candles and a fireplace.
> I can't afford a Christmas tree, so I just cut a branch off an evergreen in the park.
> I put this stupid fuck's package under it, along with a few other packages I took from a black guy and a callgirl.
> I would check what's in them, but my mother always made sure I had a Christmas.
> I have no friends or family to speak of anymore.
> my mother died of a crack overdose when I was 17 and my father left her when I was a baby.
> This isn't even my house.
> after my mother died, i ran away and started robbing people.
> it was the only way I could make a living.
> some old guy was living here. When I came in to rob him, I accidentally killed him.
> his pacemaker must have just given out man.
> I took his old rusted shovel from his garage and buried him in the backyard.
> his house must have been paid off because no one ever comes knocking,
> I set up the fireplace and grab a book.
> this guy kept a library of books, and I've gotten through most of them.
> it was cheap, low cost, and dare I say fun.
> plus, no one wants to buy them so I can't really sell them.
> I sit in a ratty old armchair with the latest read.
> lord of the flies.
> chapter 4
> I read by the light of the fireplace.
> I keep a picture of my mother on the mantle.
> I know if the cops ever come here and find it it would lead right to me, but I don't care.
> anything to know she's still here.
> I fall asleep on chapter 9.
>>25768655
> Christmas Eve comes and I open "my" presents just like my mother would have wanted.
> mfw I get a box of tampons, a small pony toy, a dragon dildo, and KFC gift card for Christmas.
> it's not the presents that matter.
> just that I got to open them with my mother.
> Christmas Day comes, and I go out in search of more people to rob.
> there aren't that many people out, and those that are have money.
> I bring all my shit I stole.
> I might be able to pawn it off.
> I get to a cafe
> there's a rich looking woman standing alone.
> gotcha.
> I slowly approach, keeping my knife under my jacket.
>"hey moooooom"
> shit
> this 6 year old girl comes running over.
> she sees me, and notices the white mlp toy in my backpack.
> wow was that really sticking out the whole time?
> cringy.
> "wow is that rarity?"
> I don't really know or care, but I got to do something before the mother notices her daughter talking to a sketchy 21 year old with a knife under his hoodie.
"Uh, Yes, it is."
> I kneel down to meet her eye level.
> before you think it, no, I'm not going to rob a 6 year old.
> I'm not that bad.
> "she's the element of generosity and she makes all the pretty dresses in ponyville."
> I don't really follow, but she sees to know more about this than I do.
> she's still eyeing the toy as she runs over.
> "I wanted a pony playset but mommy said they were too expensive."
"Merry Christmas, kiddo. Don't give your mom too hard a time. Trust me, you would be worse off without her"
> I take off the packaging and hand her the toy.
> "oh wow, thanks a lot! Merry Christmas to you too, mister"
"No problem. Just tell your mom you found it. It's easier for everyone."
> "you got it!"
> you smile as she runs off, singing something that sound like "generosity, I'm here to show, all that I can give...."
> must be a song from one of her shows.
> oh yea, escape.
> I duck out of sight so the mother doesn't spot me, as she turns to look at her little girl.
>>25768655
I'm sure happy you cant apply for government help or, ya know, not rob peopleI have no sympathy for theives
>>25768655
>>25768680
>feeling sympathy for thieves
You disgust me.
>>25768680
> "hey mom, look what I found"
> there's some chatter I cant make out, but they end up leaving with the little girl carrying the toy under her arm.
> I'll rob somebody else.
> I then throw away the tampons, put the dragon dildo in the "toys for tots" box because fuck kids (don't worry, it's still in the original packaging) then head to KFC to get some chicken nuggets.
>Merry Christmas everyone!
I tried.
Rachel M
Piscataway, NJ
plz respond
>>25768686FUCK YOU BITCH ITS A STORY
>>25768845
>>25768694
>not telling the kid to give the Dragon dildo to her mom for Christmas
Do you have no heart? That woman would have had one of the best Christmas' of her life.
>Claiming your package was stolen to get sympathy and another gift
>>25768655
>>25768680
>>25768694
Not bad was okay
I actually remember when Dash steals a game from Gamestop
>>25768962
Nah senpai sister came home and found the package open.
>>25768993
So someone took the time to open the box on your doorstep and transfer all the stuff to a different container and left the empty box there? Why the fuck wouldn't they just swipe the entire box, what kind of sense does that make?
>>25769021
Tracking maybe
>>25769043
Tracking wouldn't have anything to do with it. They could easily destroy the label after taking the whole box. Tracking is just a scanned barcode it's not like a microchip implanted on the box that the post office could use to locate the thief. It's stupid thinking someone robbed all the stuff out of the box in plain sight in such a time consuming way rather than jacking the entire box.
>>25768993
I don't believe you.
>>25769086
>>25769111
I live in a shitty city
>>25768976
Is there more to that image I wasn't aware of?
I just thought it was a stupid image.
>>25769142
Gonna need some proof it was stolen buddy and an empty fedex box doesn't prove you didn't empty it yourself. Did you already mail out your assignment?
>>25769187
Yea it's out. I leave the house for school before my sister and get home after her as well. I searched her room as well.
>>25769212
You said you already opened a case with FedEx, but I don't think they can even do anything as they delivered it properly and you have the box. Did they give you a case number? Did you contact your local police station? Did you ask your neighbors if they noticed anything while you were away? Did you email Santa Pone?
>>25769259
Yes. Police doesn't do shit unless there's a weapon. At work.
Shit. I need a long box to use but I could only find square boxes that aren't big enough to fit my stuff.
I'm already late on my present and I don't know how to ship it out.
>>25769603
Tape two square boxes together and hollow them out, anon.
>>25769610
this. just make sure they're very well attached
>mfw 10 days remain and i cant handle it
>>25769179
It was a thread about maybe 3 years old or so
Something about an anon getting the mlp game from his little sister for Christmas
I talked about working at Gamestop at the time and how shit gets stolen at the time
Thread turned into green texts and pics from draw fags
>>25769688
This used to work at Gamestop when we ran out of boxes to ship stuff we'd frakenstien two boxes before sending them out
>>25769502
But that's wrong. If you file a police report and the theif gets caught robbing someone else you can claim your stolen items after they seize them. There was just this big case in a nearby town all over the news where a package theif got busted on cameras. The police are there for more than just weapons.
>>25769777
Godly trips confirm
Frankenstien boxes!
I usually ran into issues with boxes being too big at the vape shop I worked at, so we usually would cut the box and fold it down into a 8-10 sides monstrosity and use smaller bits of the box as shipping material
>>25769688
Holy shit is that a fucking blow up doll, a kielbasa, or an arm.
>>25770039
>implying anything other than one of those could be so hairy
>>25770039
>>25770075
y u so mean
>>25770091
Sorry bro. Your arm is special and beautiful.
>>25770112
Wanna fuck?with my big hairy arm
>>25769688
I swear to fucking shit if that's a vape tattoo...
>>25770319
a VERY drunk night during a work related convention, the only thing I'm thankful for is that my boss also got one, but his was more autistic
>>25770357
Just get a sleeve and cover that shit up. A sleeve of XL Dragon dildos would be less gay than a vape tattoo.
