>you will never be this autistic
>>25729049
https://youtu.be/6Na81CmcrhE
>>25729049
>Doesn't even have nyx
2/10 not even trying
>>25729049
>TwilightXCometTail
>Rarity being a whore
10/10
Everything else is shit,
>>25729838
Fuck off flyingsaucer.
>>25729049
>The bastard child of Rara with Fancy Pants is better then the one she had with spike who is a mentally disabled half-dragon daughter.
>She received very little support from her parents, none from Rarity because Spike doesn't acknowledge her, but she was still able to carve out a successful life out for herself while remaining a humble and beautiful made.
>meanwhile their half-dragob daughter is a full SJW type who complains about raycism and hasn't moved out of their basement for over 30 years.
>Just tonight at the dinner table she came out to their parents that she's an otherkin and sexually identifies as a rattlesnake, and ended up biting Rarity while shaking her make shift rattle attached to the end of her tail.
> rarity's kids have sex with sweetie bells
>>25729901
>and ended up biting Rarity while shaking her make shift rattle attached to the end of her tail
>>25729049
How close would you say stuff like /mlp/ debating Twilight's coloring of her mane and tail from Ponyville Confidential, and it ruining the show for some somehow, gets?
>>25729842
Huh. How often does mlpg leak like that I wonder.
>>25729049
how 2 girl pone make babby
Here, I found this one yesterday.
>>25730987
This one manages to be even more autistic
>>25729049
good
>>25729049
>>25730987
Lord give me strength...
>>25730987
>Discord with Zecora
>Flash/Sunset/Twilight bisexual triangle
>Fluttershy have non adopted kids with a mare
>Cheese with Maud instead of Pinkie, Pinkie with OC instead of Cheese
>>25731115
that's not an oc
>>25729049
>>25730987
>>25731261
>trixie is always with Bluedick
I'm just a little triggered
>>25731261
Why is one of AJ's kids dead?
>>25731261
>BulkShy
>Dislestia
>Lunabra
Is the whole point of these charts is to make as much and as many non-show related pairings as possible? You need to have quite an autism to see any chemistry there.
>>25731285
Where did that ship even come from? Was it just one autistic Fanfiction near the beginning of the fandom that got popular? I've seen the ship for 5 years with no explanationthough all crack ships have no explanation
>>25730987
I like all the alt hairstyles in this, but mares having biological children with each other is beyond retarded
>>25731261
>the Fluffy pony OC with Chrysalis
>has a biological child
>two mares
>one is a changeling
Is this one of those things where we all pretend to be outraged so someone can screencap it?
>>25729049
I've done things three times as autistic as this, mostly involving languages.
Get on my levelAnd because someone always asks, no, they aren't actually changelings, that's just the placeholder image for characters with no pic. The only changelings are Chrysalis, Imago, and their kids.
Also, the characters with human-sounding names are in fact human. And yes, there are (at least two) human-pony couples with biological children.
>>25731507
Only if you want to fãm, I've posted a few of your "pretend" outrage reaction images and I wouldn't care either way 2bh
>>25731115
That is not an OC, that is pokey pierce. He's that one-shot character who popped the balloon on the episode that introduced the CMC.
He literally has no personality except for the fact that he has a safety pin cutie mark. And yet a shit ton of autistic idiots ship him with Pinkie for no reason. Frankly, it's much worse than cheese sandwich shipping, which is pretty bad.i'm still holding out on pinkie and Rainbow Dash, though. :^)
>>25731524
Whoever made this out WAY too much effort into it
>>25729049
Damn Rarity is a ho'
>>25731524
Every chart with OC's or without fluttercord is automatically discarded.
>Trixie x Bluefagget
How does that work, clearly they would never meet show wise. Trixie is a traveling magician and he just a little bitch
>>25731584
like 70% of ships
>>25731618
Personally I want Trixie to be in lesbian with purple smart.
>>25731628
At this point in the show, Twilight could only be a Bisexual, and if she's going to hook up with a mare then Starlight Glimmer is more likely than forgotten Trix
>>25731649
>EQG
>FiM
>mixing
What kind of nigger are you?
>>25731261
is that luna and fucking snowdrop? why? how did she die?
>>25731655
One that accepts its canon and isn't butthurt that a shitty movie is part of the show.
>>25731661
Old age nig nog.
>>25731714
but almost everyone else is still alive. wouldn't fancypants die before her? there are lots of way for a blind pony to get killed
>>25731753
Did you never see Snowdrop? She was alive before Luna's banishment.
>>25731753
She's from the past, dude. That fan animation was an origin story for snowflakes told as flashback.
>>25731778
i guess not. all i knew was she was a blind filly. i'll go watch it now.
>>25731655
The stories are connected and movies are canon. But it doesn't mean that i like FlashLight, just that Twilight is at least Straight or Bi at this point. Heck, i beieve that FlashLight subplot was already dropped hard like CheerieMac this season.
>>25731789
Good luck with that. It's not exactly the most subtle of fanworks.
>Let's talk about winter!
>Do you see this pony? Feel sorry for her.
>Can't you see that she's blind? Feel sorry for her.
>Look how nobody likes her. Feel sorry for her.
>Listen to how high and breathy her voice is. Feel sorry for her!
>She wants to wish upon a star for vision, but the stars don't give a fuck. FEEL SORRY FOR HER!
>She invented snowflakes so people would like winter better than they like her. Be proud of her since Luna is.
>A thousand years have passed and she's dead now, you fucking asshole. You should have felt sorrier for her.
>The End
There, now you don't have to go watch it.
>>25731855
too late anon, already finished it. it was alright. you're pretty accurate there, though. still could have sworn i'd already seen it. guess i mixed it up with something else.
>Spike doesn't support Rarity's bastard child
You write him better than the show's staff.
>>25731820
That's actually a good point about Twilight. At this point "Twilight is straight or bi" is the most descriptive thing we know about any pony's sexuality. I mean, what do we actually know?
1) Twilight was attracted to a male human.
2) Rarity was attracted to two different male unicorns.
3) Pinkie was attracted to a male Griffon historical figure.
That's all we've got. Three ponies who are either straight or bi, and three that we know jack fucking shit about.
>>25731584
Fuck you, Blueblood has the same cutie mark as Daring Do, he's clearly Jones.
>>25730987
>most autistic thing I have seen in a long time
>>25731932
We also know that Spike,Cheerilee, Big Mac and Marble Pie are also attracted to opposite sex.
>>25732080
there are all the married ponies, with and without kids. plus cranky and matilda.
>>25731932
Applejack is pretty much asexual. Even her grandmother and brother have more of a sexuality than she does.
>>25731261
Wait, is that one implying that AJ is the mother of Applebloom AND Big Mac?
>>25732501
>I didn't read the key at the bottom
>>25732501
Oh wait, saw the key. I'm retarded.
>>25731261
>chrysalis and flufflepuff
>>25731539
You. I_ likeyou.
>>25731932
>>twilight is straight or bi
>>twilight is sexually attracted to an underaged abomination she has never seen before.
given the screen shots of her making lewd faces at fillies you could' put together a better arguement for her being a pedophile than straight.
look at this autistic picture, LOOK at it, from twilight's perspective being attracted to flash sentry is no less fucking weird.
