>"H-Hey anon, how is it going?"
"Good"
>"Great, that's great..."
"What are you doing here?"
>"I was just passing by, you know..."
>"Making sure you weren't hurt or something"
"Since when you care about me?"
>"I'm not! I mean...it's just that...this morning I didn't find you in front of my place making some ridiculous show just to date with me..."
>"You know, stuff..."
"I guess I'm just tired of being rejected. Time to move on, you know?"
>"Are you serious?"
"Pretty much"
>"Oh..."
>"I see..."
>"I-I guess I see you later, then"
"Don't count with that"
>"Right, right. He he..."inb4 muh headcannon
>>25719372
Plz continue
>>25719562
This
>>25719562
Why?
You can read this exact same story anywhere, just with different words.
It's about the most unoriginal idea on the planet, so stop fucking asking for it. Just go and read the 20, 000 other stories that are the exact same idea. People like you are the reason we don't get any good fics anymore. If we ever DID get good fics.
As for OP, come back when you have something actually fucking original to share. Because as of now, you're about as original as IWTCIRD threads.
>>25719647
You're an asshole. Shut up.
>>25719372
Ignore that asshole. Continue.
>>25719647
wow anon that is so rude!
now kiss and say your sorry
>>25719562
>Couple days later
>"Hey anon. It's a good day to watch certain pony to fly, don't you think?"
>Dash continues looking at you with that disturbing smile
>You almost feel the need to run away
"Now what dash?"
>"You know, just passing by..."
"This is the third time today"
>"Didn't I tell you I tend to forget things? Heh heh..."
"Right..."
>"Anyways, I-I just w-wanted to...ehm...you know"
"What?"
>"I-I....(what is the word?)"
"Ask?"
>"YEAH!"
>"I mean, yeah. I was g-going to a-a-a-a-ask you..."
"Spit it out, dash"
>"I-If you don't mind, of c-course..."
>"T-To....ehm...."
"*Sigh*"
>"T-To...dothesillystupidthingsyouusedtodobeforeyougettiredof"
>Is she serious?
"Are you serious?"
>>25719647
Dude...
>>25719733
The truth hurts, doesn't it?
>>25719722
"What makes you think I'm doing that again?"
>"I-I said only i-if you want to..."
"Why are you asking me that? Are you planning some shit on me again?"
>"O-Of course not..."
>"That would be soooo boring"
>"It's just that"
>"Every time you came to my place and said those corny stuff"
>"I felt so sick I threw up, like, everyday"
>"But for some reason..."
>"Those days were the happiest days of my life"
>"Because I knew that someone out there cares about me"
>"Even if that means I feel like shit, but still is a good feeling after all"
>"So what do you say?"
"Fuck you dash, you have no idea how to speak to humans"
>>25720102
>Anon starts rejecting her now
I'm interested in this.
>>25719761
Why are you here?
>>25719647
>>25719761
>"STOP HAVING FUN"
>>25720173
To suffer.
>>25719647
Why don't you write something original yourself?
>>25720102
>"What? What do you mean?"
"You really think telling me "Oh anon you are shit but you are a special shit" will change my mind?"
>"I-I only did what those Twilight books told me to"
>Of course it has to be Twilight, that annoying smartass
>Maybe it's time to give her a visit, and go back to season 1>Wingless
>>25720254
>Twilights books told me to.
Has rainbow dash been reading twilight's anime fics? And for love advice no less?
This is good, keep going.
>>25720217
>you need to be better at it to criticize it
Can we please stop it with this meme?
Anyone can look at a piece of shit and say it's shit.
Only idiots burrow into it, desperately searching for the gemstone that just isn't there.
>>25720510
At least you keep me motivated for writing. You should be proud
>>25719372
>You are Rainbow Dash.
>You are the most tsun pony in Tsunquestria, and you're making excellent progress with the human, Anonymous.
>Anon overplayed his role a bit, taking a lot longer to stop try and date you, but you think that this situation is salvageable.
>So far you've earned his love; expressed disdain in a variety of measures; and now you're showing him your warm heart now that you've finally broken his spirit.
>But Anon-san isn't playing his part right now.
>He was SUPPOSED to act bashful and confused, to which you would respond with aggressive vulnerability.
>Then, you kiss him, call him an idiot, and fly away.
>BAM
>Coltfriend GET.
>But that's fine. If he's acting so strongly to your rejections and bashful attempts at showing that your ice-cold heart is melting for him, then that must mean that he's in this for the long-run.
>This ain't no summer fling, filly.
>OOooooh, Twilight-chan is going to be SO DESU JEALOUS
>EEEEEEE Anon is so sugoi
And that's the story of how Equstria is an anime.
>>25720553
>lel I'm drikin ur teers XDDDD
What a good way to react to that post.
I see you're going to go far.
>>25719647
You know... He's not wrong.
>>25720610
It looks like my job is done, then. Time to write some more.
>>25720510
>>Can we please stop it with this meme?
You're from /v/ aren't you?
>>25720254
"TWILIGHT! YOU LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT!"
>"What now?"
"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
>"BWAAAH"
>"Goddamit anon. I told that frog of yours is scary. Don't ever remind to me again"
"What the fuck you just told rainbow about talking to humans"
>"Oh shit"
"What does that mean?"
>"Well, you see..."
"I see what?"
>"When I started to write about humans, I thought I'd be a good idea to simulate some scenarios where you interact with some other ponies, so you'll thank me for all the ponies having a good concept of you"
"That doesn't explain anything, and you sounded like a selfish bitch"
>"Long story short, I created a scenario where you and me ended up together because you like ponies who use meanie words, don't you?"
>"...Anon?"
>"Why are you looking at me like that?"
>>25720922
>"Anon?"
"Yeah Twilight?"
>"When you're gonna stop sitting on my face?"
"When you finish rewriting all those human books"
>"But I can't write like this"
"Yes you can, you use magic remember?"
>"BUT I NEED TO SEE WHERE I'M WRITING, GODDAMIT!!!"
"No Twilight, we're already talked about this..."
>"*Sigh* When princess celestia finds out about this..."
"...she's gonna beat the shit out of you"
>"..."
"..."
>"..."
"..."
>"..."
"..."
>"Soooo.....humans have only one heart, right?"
"Yep" anon smiles while enjoys this little victory>mfw make my fetish come true...
>"What did you say?"
"N-Nothing..."
>>25719647
Holy shit, this
>>25721761
Out of curiosity, since I'm pretty new, were greens always about Anon in Equestria?
>>25721808
No. Its just that Anon is the best character possible when you want to write some stupid and/or epic story.
>>25721823
So a lot of stories involved already established characters?
>>25721808
>not knowing why
>it should be self evident
>its even in the character's name
>mfwThe reason is blatant self insert wish fulfillment. It is literally the only reason.
>>25720510
>Why don't you write something yourself
>Thinks it's >you need to be better at it to criticize it
...You're not the brightest crayon in the box are you?
>>25721873
Everyone needs a partypooper
That's why they invited you
Party pooper~
Party pooper~
>>25721873
And it is the reason why I love reading them.
>>25721884
>thinks that either one of these is a perfectly logical argument against criticism
>thinking that telling someone to make something themselves instead of saying bad things about something someone else has made is different than saying you have to be better at making X thing than the person you are insulting
With your retarded logic none of us should be be allowed to say a single bad thing about the show since the vast majority of us have never made a cartoon, will make a cartoon, or are in the middle of making a cartoon.
We should all just smile and eat the shit when it is given to us, after all we aren't making anything so we shouldn't say anything about those that do.
>>25721911
You can't compare making a cartoon funded by Hasbro with a greentext which only purpose is to entertain a couple minutes, even hours
>>25721890
I didn't say self insert blatant wish fulfillment was inherently bad.
You assumed I did cause you felt the need to defend >greentext stories.
I've written some for god's sake.
At least be honest with yourselves about what it is you write and read. And not try to pass it off as anything but shitty blatant wish fulfillment, that is porn most of the time.
>>25721924
So what you are saying is we are not allowed to say anything bad about anything that isn't funded by a huge corporation and is halfassed?
>>25721938
I didn't say that you can't criticize, but if you're criticizing because you want to stop people to write because is generic or repetitive or you simply don't like, either you are stupid or you like to waste your time
>>25721911
lol this hothead nigga
>>25721955
This. You're autism is showing >>25719647
>>25721955
Who said they should stop writing? Writing is the only way you're going to get better. But if you're essentially just writing off the template of
>anun
>Annd tsundredash!
>and hijinkks ensue!!!!
You aren't inspiring ANY creativity and basically just writing the same thing millions of other people have written. You could just as easily google "tsundre rainbow dash fic" and read something twice as better than this.
>>25722383
But it's not tsundere dash at all, it was my idea from the beginning. I called it "play with expectations"
>>25722383
Better just watch the Simpsons and nothing else because they've done everything.
Fucking autist.
>>25722365
>>25722489
>I like eating shit over and over
And I have autism.
>>25722497
Who are you quoting anon?
And it's okay to be autistic.
Just try not to let it manifest into blind rage over nothing next time champ.
>>25722507
Back the fuck off!?
>>25722513
Heh, nothing personal kid.
>>25721744
Epilogue:
>"Anon, are you here?"
"W-Wait, Dash. Don't c-come in!!"
>"Why, what's the matt-"
>"..."
"..."
>"..."
"...Do you want to join?"
>"ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS? I'M GONNA KILL YOU!"
>"Relax Twi, it's not like you haven't done this before..."
>"..."
"..."
>"..."
>"So Anon, we're all good?"
"Sure, as long we're just friends"
>"Cool"
>"NOT COOL!"
El final
>>25722513
Are you ten?
and have you been here before?
>>25722523
>personal
>not personnel
>>25722544
>>25722532
He doesn't know every epic meme
Step up senpai
>>25720596
Oh, hi.
>>25721911
>I can't think of a way to argue against that, so they're not good enough reasons.
Nothing will ever be good enough for you will it? It will always be "I'm right, you're wrong." Why don't you go back to your you steven universe hug box? Oh wait, the only place you can go a the /trash/ because even /co/ doesn't want you around.
>>25721911
>be me
>be lurker
>read commetns
>Think this anon is over reacting.
>Another anon thinks he should add something to the thread.
>GoodIdea.jpg
>Notice his response
>whatAnAss.jpg
>LikeYourMom.I'dTapDat
>Call him out for being an ass
>DumbAss.bitmap
>Get called retarded.
>>25721933
>Other anons are having fun
>This guy decides to shit on everyone's parade.
>Thinks I have a need to defend green text stories.
>Wrong.gtfo
>Have a need to defend fun.
bump this shit
>>25722675
>hug box
>someone says something bad about something some people like
>those people getting pissy about it at that someone and saying he has no right to criticize it unless he makes it himself
>call them out on their retarded shit
>the person who called them out is part of the hug box
>shiggy diggy
I don't think you know what a hug box is Anon.
>>25724062
Maybe if you weren't so fucking useless you'd make your own green eh lad?
>>25724451
I do write greens anon so this insult falls extraordinarily flat.
>>25724457
And here you are complaining about the very thing you do. I don't understand it, but carry on.
>>25724505
I'm not complaining about the very thing I do.
I am a different anon from the one that said greens are shit.
I'm defending the anon who said greens are shit because the "well you do better" defense against criticism is a major pet peeve of mine.
>>25720186
People like you are the reason board quality goes to shit. Because you decry anyone who says "this is fucking stupid, and unoriginal" by saying "well you just don't like what I like and are a meany go away." He's right, and its actually what is sad about this board. There is only so much you can write about. And the tsundere rainbow dash topic is so fucking old THAT THERE IS A FUCKING GENERAL FOR IT. In fact there is a general for just about anything except shit (literally) tier threads. Dont go being mad that the truth sucks balls.
>>25719647
I don't see you writing anything better, faggot
>>25723157
>be me
Nice meme
You should have lurked more
To sum up my thoughts on this thread, I'm not sure why AiE spilled off into the rest of the board like it has. There's so many fucking threads that have a writer aor two at most that could be condensed into AiE, but those writers are too much of babies to handle anyone talking shit about their writing that they create a single thread that ends up being dedicated to them and their few fans who bump the shit out of it till they return. That and the few people who do like their threads are just as thin-skunned and pissy about having to read a few stories here and there to find the story they like through the thread. It's funny because the writers who do that think they will be drowned out in a "fast" thread like AiE and that mentality has killed the thread. I don't mind the occasional Bullshit sentence here and there for a thread starter that run into AiE, but after the thread is done, take it to AiE man.
An honest suggestion.
Instead of having your monthly complain about something you don't like because it kills show discussion or why don't we ever get cannon green stories, go do it.
Create a thread that focuses on show discussion. When the shitposters come in to derail the thread you fucking ignore them. Continue your show discussion without replying to them because god help you whenever that one fucking idiot that wants to sound smart hits the post button and replies to them, you might as well close up shop and try again later. There is literally no one stopping you from making a thread. Last I checked there wasn't a person standing behind me with a gun to the back of my head. I can give this one a bit of leeway in that not many anons want to discuss show related matters, not enough that can keep a thread up apparently.
To the anons bitching about AiE threads that escape the AiE general. Same goes to you. There is no reason for you not to make a thread for your preferred stories of Dr. Hooves saves Equestria by time traveling and killing the zombie ponies of Planet X or whatever the story may end up being about. Guess what? Your thread will also come under attack, but fucking ignore it!
Fucking political correctness and everyone is special has made a whole fucking generation of thin skinned faggots who can't take any criticism whatsoever.
Seriously is it that fucking hard to make a thread and ignore all the faggots who call you a faggot c-uck?
It must just be easier to remake this thread and bitch than to be creative. I'm done for now, you faggots have fun.
>>25724994
All I wanted was to write a shitty prompt because I like to practice english writing shitty prompts. But apparently if I don't do it according to some rules, I'm killing the board. The reasons why I don't write in AiE thread is because generals mostly suck and aren't worth writing
>>25725273
>Generals suck and aren't worth writing for
>Lets make shitty promt threads until one sticks and becomes a general.
I don't believe you want to better your English at all.
>>25725253
I'm relatively new to the board, but yeah, you learn something new everyday. Thanks anon.
>>25725284
I'll never allow one of my prompts becoming a general, because I'm sure it'll turn into shit eventually. And that's bad.
>>25725317
>Lets make shitty prompt threads I have no intention of lasting
Doesn't sound much better fagtron
>>25725324
It was my understanding that was the original point of this entire website. Why keep writing over something overused? General sucks
In other news, /b/ is invading /mlp/
>>25725361
>Generals suck
Not when it keeps multiple shitty threads from being spammed with no rhyme nor reason.
MLP is nothing but generals and spam.
I'd rather have the former.
I keep up with multiple generals, with multiple writers hopping in between multiple ones.
It becomes a fucking chore.
I don't know why you can't man up and post in AiE general and take the criticism if your goal is actually improving.
>>25725385
I'm not sure if you're against generals or are saying they're a necessary evil.
>>25726870
They are what they are.
I've come to accept it.
We don't have enough material to make a new thread at the rate shitposters create them.
I can deal w/ it and so should you.
Be happy for what you have and make it better if possible.
I know my ideals won't carry over, but I wish they did. This was my only point.
people gonna shitpost
I hate it, I know it could be better with generals, which I wish wasn't the case, but it is.
And I hate that people won't accept it and only make matters worse.
I guess I hate freedom, I used to think I was against stupidity.
I don't even know anymore.
>>25720510
At this point, I'd say if someone makes the "do it yourself" post, then just fucking go for it. In the time it takes to shout down a thread, you could just hijack it and make a story that's probably better made than the other hundreds of "anon spouts memes and fucks your favorite pone/rainbow teenager." If it's good, of course you'll have people interested. Just look at what we generally already latch onto. You don't have to be an expert to notice shit is shit, but just calling it shit and leaving it at that doesn't really help anybody either. Especially the ones that just want green.
>>25727333
Not him but, please let this thread die. I'm tired of this shit.
>>25727333
This. Fucking This.
Everyone would have preferred if this >>25720217 happened. But no! he has to shit on everyone's fun parade because he can't fucking deliver. Fucking give us a story. I'd prefer a story over all these ass hat comments in the thread. But this nigger >>25720610 has his head so far up his own ass he can't stop. Fucking Deliver.
>>25722575
How's it going, Fapman? Fancy missing you by 12 hours in this thread.
>>25724788
>board quality
