You're at the club with your waifu when suddenly this faggot tells you to 'Dump that slut and get a real man'
Watdo?
>>25718326
Stay silent and take it cause that faggot got some moves.
>>25718326
what the fuck is that thing?
>>25718359
>flailing and crawling around
>moves
>>25718326
I am horribly conflicted now.
>>25720477
I'm saving this and at the same time dread the day that I'll have a use for it.
The fuck is this faggot doing. If a pony thinks this is attractive, she can have him. Bad waifu apparently. As for me, this guy looks like a spider after being squished just a little. His limbs are just, wiggle twitches
>>25718326
>'Dump that slut and get a real man'
>waifu
>real man
Watdo?
Wonder when Orchard Blossom became my Waifu
>>25718326
You're at the club with your waifu when suddenly this guy slaps your ass. What does your waifu do?
>>25718561
Rarity is looking rough in her 40s.
>>25718326
>mfw
>>25718326
Laugh like a fucking idiot, what else
>>25720529
you didn't read the prompt properly, that thing is hitting on YOU
>>25720699
HA!
>>25720609
>Pin one of his wings down with a thumb tack on an edge>Cum on him.
>>25720699
Kek
>>25718326
Laugh and give him a 10/10 on those moves.
>>25720609
more like her fart slapped him, wat do?
>>25718326
>at the club with Sundong Shimmer
>some girly-ass faggot tells me to get a real man
That's not normally how this conversation goes, so I'm at a loss here.
>>25718326
Do as he says because I am an object and denying those moves is a bigger sin than faggotry.
invite him into my herd
>>25718326
Stand there in a stunned silence for a moment, before continuing on and disregarding him.Bear it in silence as Twilight has a laugh at my expense
>>25718326
"Cute. Now fuck off."
Then answer his challenge by dancing like Christopher Walken.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQ7z57qrZU8
>>25718326
The only answer.
>>25718326
>it's a nigguh
>but dem legs
Seriously, is he made of fucking rubber.
>>25723786
Who's that pic of she looks hot
>>25724157
>She
>>25724372
>stupid
>>25722199
>>25718326
She would probably bust out laughing, and keep laughing the whole night.
I'd never hear the fucking end of it.
>>25724157
Mettaton ex. That robot is dangerously gay.
>>25720786
>.jpg.png
I actually feel that feel.