/mlp/ I drank hard cider for the first time, and I love it. I think I'm slowly becoming a pony, what should I do?pic unrelated
>>25717299
take the horsecock
>>25717299
I think you're becoming gay
wait
>>25717299
Come on over to my house once your transformation is complete
>>25717299
Become a fucking man and drink some beer or whiskey.
>>25717299
The only rational second step, Anonymous
>fuck a real mare
>>25717299
>>25717361
With video and timestamp.
>>25717299
>I think I'm slowly becoming a pony
That's the first stage of bronyitis, Anon, where your eating and drinking habits start to adapt to those of a pony. I think the next step will be starting to subconsciously use Equestrian terminology instead of human terminology, and it'll get worse from there. But in most cases it never reaches stage two, so I think you should be fine.
>>25717299
What brand?
>>25717476
ANGRY ORCHARD
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>>25717299
Nah but you may be starting the road to glorious alcoholism, you gonna need some better drinks though pal.
>>25717299
>hard cider
why are you being redundant?
>>25717517
>>25717517
dumbass
>>25717493
Mah nigga
>>25717517
i dont get it, haha wanna be friends?
>>25717517
OP is from burgerland. They have wnon-alcoholic cider there.
And only Angry Orchard Ginger is any good. Drink Jeffersonian cider, OP. Have some class.
is cider originally alchoholic?
>>25717707
I believe it was in older times, yeah
hi
>>25717299
You're not becoming a pony. You can't just switch species, that doesn't happen. Drink something harder.
>>25717442
What if I start using equestrian terminology, but don't develop pony eating habits? Am I safe?