How does a mare Vag taste like ?
>>25713363
A salty musky taste I guess.
depends on the mare
>>25713363
Like hay. You are what you eat.
>>25713363
Try it yourself.
quality question, anonI want to know as well
>>25713378
Gross.
>>25713363
It's lunalicious!
>>25713363
Have fun, OP.https://www.reddit.com/r/sexwithhorses/comments/3qt6xa/how_would_you_all_describe_the_physical_feelings/
http://cl dot ly/3r1K1R07050x
>>25713388
I'm pretty sure the guy that did the celestia and luna ones ended up in the hospital, so I'll pass.
>>25713581
You need to have an Reddit account, because reddit thinks it's so offensive that you need to explicitly agree to view it.
But the second link is pretty much a shorter version of the thread.
>>25713363
What does normal vag taste like?Seriously, I don't know.
got it thx
>>25713578
someone actually tried one?
>>25713622
What qualifies as a "normal" vagina and how is that a different question than op's? I assume the vast majority of mares have normal vaginas, otherwise they wouldn't be considered normal by definition.
>>25713363
air, cause she doesn't exist
>>25713686
Sorry, what does human vag taste like?
>>25713706
According to the horse vag flavor thing in this post >>25713565
human vaginas taste rather gamey. Which makes sense considering our carnivorous diets.
>>25713743
In my experience most mares taste quiet nice, though I don't know their usual diet. Some taste a bit sour. But pretty much all of them make your throat and mouth really dry if you give them oral.
But they certainly always taste better than a human.
milky coin and salt
>>25713363
Like shit
>>25713660
>>25713578
Wait what? I know usually the joke is If you actually do it it'll kill you but I don't think those ingredients could do much to you.
>>25713622
Salty metal.so I've been told.I wish I had a friend who was a wizards apprentice so we could have feels together.
>>25713767
>The "I've actually fucked a real horse" meme
Maybe 2 out of anyone here have done it and they're probably fucking crazy.
>>25713363
There was an Anon that did a thing. Pretty cool.
>>25713834
Fucking horses is not that hard. I'm not in the US, we don't have crazy farmers with guns here. Just go to any horse stable at night and you're set. (If you have no other way)Believe me, horse are fun
>>25713363
>>25713388
>>25713834
why crazy ?
>>25713850
It's easy to say you fuck horses but regardless of if the farmers have guns or not, how are you getting in the stable? What do you do if you get caught? What country are you in? Do they ever kick you?
Until someone timestamps themselves with a horse, it's a meme
>>25713903
Austria (But it's kinda the same in Germany). The most you'll encounter is a guard dog. And you can just walk in there without problems.
I wouldn't say I got caught, but there were a few people walking right outside the stable as I had fun with a mare. So that was kinda close. Once I walked into a stable at night where the owner of a horse tended to one (they had the lights off so I didn't see them), I acted like I belonged there, turned around, and fucked off.
With most of the horses you'll see in advance if they allow it or not, it's enough to get near them / pet them a bit. If they lift their hindleg, move away, or turn their rear towards or press their tail against their bodies you then you should leave them. But if you work your way back slowly and scratch them / pet them and they stay still (and lift their tail) it's pretty much safe.
This kinda makes me want to go out and do stuff again, I didn't do that for a few years now. But really, it's pretty easy to accomplish.I'll make sure to give you a timestamp next time, Anon.
>>25713378
Why RD too a dip on a grape soda pool?
>>25713565
>https://www.reddit.com/r/sexwithhorses/comments/3qt6xa/how_would_you_all_describe_the_physical_feelings/
>http://cl dot ly/3r1K1R07050x
first link is dead
>>25714030
It's not, read >>25713599
>>25714048
I have a reddit account, it goes to this page
>>25714077
Take a look at your fucking url bar you blind mole
You put both links in there
>>25714087
welp
theres your lesson for the night kids, dont drink and internet
>>25714077
>url
Kek
>>25713363
KFC, watermelons and grape soda
Given that diet influences flavor, Equestrian ponies will certainly taste different than Earth horses.
Even between different subspecies. A pony with a lot of fruit in her diet (like the Apples or Cherry Jubilee) is going to taste different than, say, an earth pony on a rock farm.
>>25713388
>>25713388
Don't do it, you'll end up with deodorant poisoning and you will literally shit your intestines out.
Just. NO.
>eat deodorant
lul, this is almost as good as this guy who made the acid crystals
>>25714288
Are you retarded? it says to smell the deodorant, not put it in the concoction.
Anyways, are these really unsafe? all the ingredients seem pretty harmless.
>>25714866
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=au-l3Wip5F8
He seems alive and well, so... maybe?
>>25713692
>air doesn't exist
nice one
>>25715036
Air flavor doesn't exist.
>>25715049
Maybe you've just haven't had some good air?
>>25713388
>>25715117
Ah Perri-air... I would comb through every desert on earth to get my hands on a can right now.
>>25715117
Nah, you can be jealous of me actually.
I live in a small town, so all my air is as good as that canned air.
>>25715164
alas, poor yorick
>>25714898
Fucking based
>>25713578
Why does everyone think I went to the hospital?
I'm fine.
>>25716383
If it's really you.
Keep up the good work you glorious bastard
>>25713388
Never change, /mlp/. I love you guys.
Does anyone remember Pony Up Lube? Fuckin loved those threads.
>>25713363
salty coins and milk
>>25717565
Those threads were fucking great
>>25713363
It tastes like rubber. The insides of the folds don't really have a taste, maybe a hint of urine. They're a lot more sanitary than you'd think, which makes sense now that I think about it. I was expecting something wild.
>tfw used to fuck mares all the time
>tfw can't remember what marevag tastes like
>tfw you suddenly realize it's been years since you've last had the pleasure
>>25717565
Did anybody ever try it on toast?
>>25717742
Yes, actually. Pretty sure they tried Applejack's. Maybe more, but if so I wasn't there to see it. Either way it's apparently pretty tasty, like jam.
>tfw never got the chance to order any
>>25717613
>>25717724
>>25713960
>>25713767
None of you have fucked an actual horse.
>>25717565
No, what the fuck is it?
Can you still buy this shit?
>>25718812
It is scented, tastable lube based on the main 6. i.e Rarity's being marshmellow, or Applejack's beingoranges
And I'm not sure if you can still buy it, it's been months since it was popular.
>>25713960one of the reasons I don't believe it is that by now there should be at least one horsefucker with a farm that lets people come fuck the horses. Its gotta be a meme
