Reminder that she is real and someday soon you will be together.
>>25711566someone hold me I can't deal with this shit
>>25711566
Other dimensions aren't real anon.
>>25711566
>>25711566
Only if virtual reality and/or genetic modification advances far enough. Even then it won't be as good as going to Equestria and meeting her for real.
>>25711566
When you die, your brain will flood with DMT and you have a chance of having a vivid Equestria dream that could last years before your brain shuts down
>>25711566
Nice dubs. [/spoiler]I'm looking forward to it. But I want to get more done here before our encounter.[/spoiler]
>>25711645
I want to know more about this phenomenon.
>>25711645
According to that theory, we could all be pones right now who are about to die. This reality is all made up and the reason it's all sad and cruel is because you live in Equestria, where it's all happy and stuff, so you wanted a change.
>>25711714
Isn't the DMT dream necessarily good though?
>>25711682
Find some stories about people who smoked DMT
The dreams can feel like years even though its only been minutes
>>25711605
this hurts the dashfag
>>25711580
>>25711714
>All Anons must endure a life on Earth in order to better appreciate Equestria
>We are all climbing Jacob's ladder
>>25711566
>It's 2116
>You're waiting in your automated, yet still not flying car while it takes you and your family to the mall.
>You're taking the great-great-grankids to the new "build-a-pet" workshop.
>You're not sure why you bothered to tag along. Seems like a frivilous use of genetic engineering and/or synthetic biology tech.
>Plus those living teddy bears and cartoon creatures were kinda creepy.
>You get to the shop, and the prices are pretty low for what your getting. Cheaper than your latest computing hardware purchase, anyway.
>The kids all run off to go make their custom critters, and I wonder again at the advances in technology.
>of course a lot of the promise of tech rang hollow in the end, or was suppressed, but there were still amazing things.
>The animals only take a short time to gestate and soon enough I was done waiting and the grankids came back with their new pets.
>But something stopped me suddenly. Some old memories rushing up to the surface.
"...Is that...Rainbow Dash?"
>>25711787
>You're waiting in your automated, yet still not flying car
>driving anything newer than 1990 ever
Sorry, I had to get that out of the way. Keep going.
>>25711787
interested in this, keep going
>>25711794Would you smack her in the face if it means she makes cute faces?
>>25711787
>Slowly, you realize what you're seeing.
>It's a little pony, deep blue in color, with rainbow mane and tail. You didn't realize...
"This is Rainbro Wing, granpa. Who's Rainbow Dash?"
>Oh. Of course. It doesn't look the same. This one even seems male. And the look of it is...quite different than you remember. Not really like the old gen 4 show.
>This is a more realistic looking animal. Still quite anthropomorphic though.
"Oh. Well, Rainbow Dash is a very old cartoon character. She looked a lot like your little buddy here. Maybe I'll show you some animation of it if you want?"
"Ugh. That old animation stuff is boring, granpa! Are there any V-Mo's?"
>You chuckle a bit. Kids. Always into the new thing.
"I'm not sure. I don't think so."
>You kneel down to get a closer look at the pony pet. It does have those big, expressive eyes, but there doesn't seem to be much going on in there. Very docile. Nothing like what you used to dream about so long ago.
>Still, you smile at it. Pat it on the head.
>The other two have their own bizarre pets. One of them vaguely resembles a pikachu, even.
"Alright kids, let's get going. The payment should be automated for this store, right?"
"Yes, Granpa. We said that like a million times on the way over already!"
"Alright, alright. You have all the info you need saved to your Twi, right?"
>you get three annoyed "yeeees"es back.
>making your way back to the car is easy. The pets apparently don't need to be leashed or trained. Probably done with cybernetic links. Kids these days don't have to question anything. *sigh*
>You wonder briefly on the way home, while the kids beg you to stop for ice cream, if the government can hack into the pets and kill the whole family in its sleep.
>>25711950
I like this
I would cap it if I weren't on mobile
>>25711851_no
>>25711580
dumb frogposter
I felt like making the delivery, good sir >>25712069
>>25711714
>Live on Earth, where there is a lot of pain and hardship
>Die and have DMT dream in Equestria, where life is happy
>Lose memory of Earth while in Equestria dream
>Die in Equestria dream and have DMT dream about Earth to better appreciate Equestria
>Repeat
>Infinite dreams
>Immortality achieved
>>25711950
Is there no more?
>>25711566
Fortunately not. She's safe in the realm of fiction where I will never bother her.
