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>"We heard you were hiding ponies in your house."
>"Do you mind if me and ze boys have a little look inside?"
Sure, but may I ask you a question first?
>>25706695
>"Go ahead, mein Junge."
>>25706672
Göth, Sie denken, dass ich verdammt halten schmutzig Ponys in meinem Haus?
>>25706672
Nothing to see here sir
>>25706672
>>25706744
Einnahmen
if you don't understand is "Göth, do you think that i keep fucking dirty ponies in my house? if you wish, enter"
>>25706793
>Not using the gif.
are you perhaps about to... clop?...
>>25706968
2bh being on /mlp/ that button would have to be permanently pressed with tape wire...
>>25706672
>>25706793
take him
>come in mein friend, ze weather outside is most frightful
>>25706672
>>25706744
>>25707031
Oh mine fruiends and soldats, just party ja?
>>25707057
But zhte molly eez so delightful
>>25706672
He's SS. He'd punch you in the mouth and just have the house searched. Maybe hold a gun to your head and make you tell him where they're hidden.
>>25707234
Not if you're a pure-blooded Aryan, like 95% of this board.
>>25707381
I am a blond caucasian with blue eyes and jew-free family tree, but I don't think that would stop him from applying kinetic energy to my face if I was suspected to harbor unwanted individuals.
>>25706672
Yeah, their in the "secret" room behind the bookcase. They actually believed I was hiding them... dummkopf horses.
>>25707381
Black guy here, born in Compton and raised in Long Beach.
I highly doubt that this board is actually 95% White.
>>25707381
Puerto rican here
I want to be an aryan
>>25707381
>/mlp/
>95% pure-blooded Aryan
This is bait...right?
>>25706995
>Timmy will never have an excuse to dress up as a Nazi again
This makes me sad, and it would only make me more sad if you guys sucked my dick. Whatever you guys do, DON'T suck my dick. I would totally hate it.
>>25706672
Actually feeling tempted to write some green for this.
>>25707662
do it writefriend
>>25707662
>>25707789
>It was late at night, most likely around eleven.
>You finally got all of the ponies hidden.
>No matter what happened you had to keep them safe.
>You can't imagine what would happen if they were killed.
>Suddenly you hear a loud knocking on the door, followed by yelling in German.
>Quickly you run to open the door before they break it down.
>Before you even say anything they booth storm through while a third comes up and speaks in broken English.
>"Do you have any ponies here sir?"
>You try to give the most convincing no in your life.
"No sir, I would never get close to those creatures."
>The third man says nothing else and continues to walk in.
>After searching everything small and big they start on the bigger items.
>After they seemed satisfied the man who spoke to you comes up but is yelled at the man in your kitchen.
>It seemed they forgot to look somewhere.
>You follow the third man into the kitchen and see they are moving the fridge.
>Now you are starting to lose it, the ponies are hiding behind that fridge, you can't let them die.
>They finally push the fridge over to reveal a small group of ponies hiding in the corner.
>You do the only thing you could think of; you pull out your hand grenade and tackle the men.
>When the ponies see this they start to weep because they knew what you were doing.
>It doesn't matter what happens, you have to keep them safe.
>But the time has come for them to continue the run on their own.
>You now see a flash and then everything goes dark.
>>25707381Arizonia with Norwegian blood, do I count?
>>25707916
>you pull out your hand grenade and tackle the men.
Whew, good thing I'm indestructible.
>>25707916
The cringe is real
>>25707601
guys... we should totally suck his dick!
bomp
