>"Did you just slap my butt?!"
Did your butt just slap my hand?
Inb4
>rape
>>25705353
Sorry I couldn't help myself. You're just so pretty.
>>25705353
No. And I certainly didn't steal a pair of flip flops from your bag while you weren't looking.
>>25705353
epar<
>>25705353
You call that a butt? I've seen emaciated Ethiopians and Auschwitz inmates more stacked out back than you, cheesy poof.
>>25705353
Yeah, keep it out of the way. It's Taco Tuesday and I need to look at the poster.
>>25705353
Yes. Bend over, slut
>>25705353
Yes. Wanna return the favor?
*turns back, bends over*
>>25705353
Sorry, I was aiming for your balls.
Do you actually have them?
>>25705698
this tfbahm
>>25705353
you wish I did,BUT you don't have an ass to smack.you don't even have tits to grab.
>>25705353
Actually I tussled your poof.
Just a little bit.
Just the end.
Don't be mad.
>Anon looks at her hopefully
"Yes, yes I did Adagio. Are you gonna put me under your spell now?"
i like where this is going
>>25705353
*Farts, runs away*
>>25705698
do you even balls?
>>25705353
>"Without those amulets, they're just normal, teenage girls."
What's the worst the Dazzlings could realistically do to you for slapping their butt(s) post-Rainbow Rocks?
>>25708688
>Seven plates of cake and, oh dear, not a fork to be found!
>>25705698
>>25708722
Aria will fuck you up. I have no doubt in my mind if she can't take you on physically she will find a weapon to use on your kneecaps.
>>25708729
Everyone knows you never go FulLR3tarD.
>>25708715
>>25705698
>>25708701
>>25708763
>>25708729
>>25708770
This.
>>25564271
>>25708770
*smacks your ass*
>>25705414
hot
>>25705353
>"Well, did you?"
>The answer was obvious, but she was giving you a few extra seconds to say something stupid before she killed you.
>Not your fault that you sometimes need to get "sum of dat ass" as the fellas like to say.
>She was just at the right place at the wrong time.
"Well, I, uh..." you stammer out, straight faced, crossed arms and fingers on your chin.
>Each passing millisecond, her face got a harder hue of red.
>She wasn't putting up with it.
"I'm Pancake?"
>At least you introduced yourself.
>Next thing you know your on the ground, in the fetal position, getting kicked by Adagio and her two friends.
>Those giant-ass boots were hideous and rather unconventional, but heavy and packed a punch.
>Or a kick, in that manner.
>You were to busy covering your head, but you could make out the sounds of being called a faggot and cheers echoing the restaraunt.
>Probably those fat feminist freaks in the corner.
>"I'll ask you one more time." Adagio said, in between grunts of force delivered with each kick.
>"Why'd you slap my ass?"
>You had a reason, and decided to relay the message.
"I just wanted to make writers waster their time writing for half-assed prompts that have no significance! I swear!"
>>25710016
Noice
>>25708688
for a second I thought he was balancing a cake on some sort of robot dick then I remembered his chest thing
>>25709551
I assume you meant the picture?
Adagio, both my arms are in casts, how could I have possibly slapped anything?
>>25710016
Self aware/10
>>25705353
"Huh?"
>"Did I stutter, fucknut? Let me repeat myself: Did you just slap my ass?"
>You feign a thoughtful pose, hand on your chin.
>Muttering softly to youself, you turn back to the irate cheese poof.
"No."
>At this, her angry stare grows ever more wrathful.
>"Liar!"
>You began to grin.
"Nope."
>Yes, you just did! I felt it and everything!"
>Your smile grows only larger.
"Nah, I didn't."
>At this point, Adagio looked ready to bust. You could feel the heat radiating at from her, and redness had spread all across her face and neck.
>She leapt towards you in an effort to strangle.
>Deftly sidestepping her, you stick out your foot, and trip her midleap. Grabbing her torso, and bringing her towards you, you find yourself face to face with your attempted attacker.
>Holding her in your arms, you plant a chaste kiss on her lips.
>Nothing fancy, just a quick peck.
>Yet the expression on her face was priceless.
>Her anger turned to shock, and a pink dusting of blush had settled on her cheeks.
>"A-anon? Is there, um, something y-you-"
>Closing her eyes, she attempted to regain control of herself.
>"Are you-"
>You smile to yourself. Here she was in your arms.
>She looked so adorable and harmless.
>Time to strike.
>Moving quickly, your hand moves to her shirt as you cop a feel of her chest.
>Her once peaceful expression turns to wrath as she realizes what you'd done.
>You lay her down and dash, knowing she'd give chase.
>God, you love messing with Dagi.
>>25710016
>"Why'd you slap my ass?"
>You had a reason, and decided to relay the message.IT'S JUST A PRANK BRO
>>25713564
Go on...
>>25708729
>>25708763
>Writefags send me to this thread
>find these posts
You guys are alright.
It's a prank, it's a prank, trust me!
>>25713564
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>>25714986
Holy shit Anon is a fucking manlet. No thank you, ma'am. I do not want this dwarf, Sam I Am.
