>"Anon. I wonder which kingdom I should conquer next."
>>25704878
>next
bitch you have 1 province. and you are a client state of Equestria.
>>25705028
I hear this is an easy place to start.
>>25704878
>>25704878
Did you break your leg again?
>>25704878
"What? I dunno, the crystal one?"
>"What? I just conquered that one. You kept going on about how the crystals are."
"Oh yeah, meh I'm not arsed, wanna toke up?"
>"Toke up? Will you stop smoking that stuff! I need your help deciding where to conquer!"
"Just pick one fag, it's not like deciding what pick-n-mix you want."
>"pick and mix? What? Don't make me send you to the dungeon."
"You know I'll just get out again."
>"Ugh, why do I put up with you?"
"I dunno."
>>25705235
i like this
>>25704878
My pants
>>25704878
The one where you can't miss your last digit.
>>25704878
Why is your cutie mark on your knee again?
>>25706318
Took me a while before I realized it, but she's actually laying on her side, and not sitting on the throne with her legs down.Also I haven't seen this header since House of Horses and I got excited for a second ;_;
>>25706383
I miss the old day... What is the name of this glorious writefag? i don't remenber
>>25704878
"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING ON MY THRONE!?!"
>"s'sorry Kaiser i was gurding your throne"
"GTFO I NEED TO SIT"
>>25704878
UKRAINE
>>25705235
>"Anon, I've decided what kingdom I shall invade next. It shall be the Griffin Kingdom! With my superior magic, the griffins can't possi-Anon, are you even listening to me?!"
"Woah I forgot you could talk, haha, shit that's weird."
>"Anon, focus. Now is not the time to be, as you call it, 'getting high'. Now, get your shoes, we're off to invade."
"I cant."
>"Why?!"
"I think I sold my shoes to some weird collector guy. Said something about feet, I wasn't listening. I just wanted ice cream."
>One of these days Anon...
>Midnight Sparkle and Anonpone invade Equestria
>>25706416
InstantCoffee. Apparently he wrote some SciTwi & Anon stuff last summer or so, which is the only thing that shows up on http://pastebin.com/u/instantcoffeeFinch was top waifu material
>>25704878
Why Dont you come conquer my dick so I can increase your allied population purple pone?
>>25704878
I fucking hate this picture just because of how fucked up her anatomy seems to be at first glance.
>>25704878
well Twiggy try to conquer this
>>25704878
Twilight, I think you are taking this game of risk way too far
>>25704878
Lordran, you should definitely go to Lordran and spread your empire beyond Equestria...
>laugh as Twilight and her army actually try and conquer a land of undead who can never die and as a result returns decimated.
More evil alicorn Twilight!
>>25706383
Damn, me too.
Is that story collected anywhere?
>>25704878
>"I am bored. Jester amuses me."
>>25704878
Why is her cutie mark on her knee? Or is that her inner thigh? Either way it's wrong and looks bad.
>>25707034
>"Hey twilight wanna suck my 12 and a half inch john holmes horsecock sausage?"
"Ooh yar babe stick it in me."
>And then they fugged
>>25706981
>"ANONYMOUS!"
"..."
>"ANONYMOUS, PICK UP THE MICROPHONE, WE HAVE AN EMERGENCY!"
"..."
>"IF YOU'RE ASLEEP I WILL FLAY YOU!"
"Snoooore..."
>"You literally said snore."
"..."
>"RESPOND NOW! OR YOUR HAREM IS EXECUTED!"
"..."
>"By Faust, are you moaning? I'm destroying your comics."
"YOU WOULDN'T DARE. Also I was totally here all along."
>"..."
"So are you gonna execute my harem? I think that's my fetish."
>"Yes. I mean no. Also, we need to find someone to help us with these griffon ovens."
"Griffovens?"
>"Bye."
"HOLD ON I ACTUALLY... know... a guy... I fucked up, mein fuhrer."
>>25710878
Only the beginning
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/242062/1/house-of-horses/part-1
>>25710878
>>25711930
Here's part 4 and parts 8 through 16, as found by a different anon in the archives. if I find the rest, I'll post 'em here assuming the thread is still up.
part 4: http://pastebin.com/8fRpzMvi
part 8: http://pastebin.com/QQVfa2K4
part 9: http://pastebin.com/D2TpVFhs
part 10: http://pastebin.com/GUru6hnw
part 11: http://pastebin.com/Jiz4CdnL
part 12: http://pastebin.com/XR8APXyK
part 13: http://pastebin.com/0jFmd2n4
part 14: http://pastebin.com/WNWMt7su
part 15: http://pastebin.com/T1N74eCF
part 16: http://pastebin.com/H7hLEege
Neither Stormwing or Earthborn are particularly vulnerable right now, Archmagister.
>>25704878
You can conquer my penis
>>25704878
You have no valid casus belli, Twilight. Do you even CK2, bro?
