>"Oh hey little bro"
>"Hows my favorite mutant doing today, huh?"
>>25701575
Can we just skip the small talk and fugg already?
>>25701575
G-good
Spike getting assfucked by Shining Armor.
What are you doing out of your kek shed?
>>25701575
Does this imply that Anon married Twiggy and Shining is your brother-in-law?
>>25701575
... Pretty good.
>>25701741
This guy
>>25701575
>am i still a disappointment to my family?
>>25701575
"I'm doing great! Scootaloo and I had a scooter race, it was so fun, and then she did tricks and I tried a trick but i fell off and broke the scooter, but I can fix it!"
>"Sounds like you had a lot of fun. just be careful yeah?"
"I will big bro, see ya!"
>>25701575
"Call me that one more time. See what happens."
>>25701575
Jerk.
>>25701575
"No idea, buddy: I have no way to know what's happening in your nether regions"
>>25701818
Yes.
>>25701575
"we have ascended past simple organic mutation...'brother' "
>"What the hell are you talking about anon?"
"Please specify which program you wish to communicate to, there are currently 72 different friend units running on this platform"
>"Uh, the original?"
"Please hold."
"He says no."
