>"Oh anon! Thank goodness it's you!"
>"Listen, I got a test in ten minutes, but I dropped my eyes and can't find them"
>"Could I borrow yours? Just until the end of the day? There's no way I can get to my refrigerator for my replacement pair in time."
Que
This is the most fucked up prompt I've seen in five years.
>>25700785
only if you promise me that I can fill your empty eye holes with vanilla pudding and then lick it all out slowly
>>25700785
Fuck off with your shit, Discord.
>>25700897
This
I haven't seen anything this absurd while not going full uncanny.
TWO
>>25700923
EXTRA
>>25700897
>>25700922
https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/25649689/#25649689
>>25700925
HOLES
>>25700785
>I dropped my eyes
>>25700974
spoopy
>>25700785
"But your eyes are not canon."
>>25700785
Sunset, I could really use a heart. Say, can I have yours?
>>25700785
>I dropped my eyes and can't find them
>could I borrow yours?
>>25700785
At first I thought she was blinking while wearing dark red eye shadow.
>>25700785
I'm somewhat okay with this shimmerposting. It's not as obnoxious as the the ones that are like
>"Let's get fucked up, Anon!"
>>25700938
Ya know, I've never seen any eye-fucking images of Snowdrop.
>>25700785
Well It wasn't easy, but I think I found a good replacement pair
>>25701869
Ohoho!
You thought I would turn a blind eye on that phrasing?
>>25702149
>>25700785
Did you develop Mangekyo Sharingan?
Cuz I dont want you to go to the next level without my permission
>>25700785
Who comes up with these?
>>25700897
I think the Pinkie cheeks thing was still worse.
"Yepth mistreth sunsspeth, thake theshp. They belonged to my fapher, Igor, and my great uncle Igor, oh how I misspth them"
>"Thank's Igor, you're a lipth- I mean, life saver"
"Not at all, jusph, phelsse don't get gravel on them, takeph an age to clean them prothperly"
>>25700785
How about you just take one eye and then tell me the last place you remember you had your eyes and I'll look for them there.
>>25700785
>Fuck
"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!
>You bolt from there like a mutherfocker
>You dont even have time to fix that typo from previous sentence, you gotta get far from that abomination.
>You went into the school, seeking any help available.
>There's surprisingly no one at the corridor. You remember being late, but you didnt hear the bell either.
>Dumbfounded, you just darts to your class.
>Thankfully, you spot Fluttershy at the door, ready to open it.
"Fluttershy! wait!"
>" Huh? Anon? Whats wrong?" She said, delaying herself from entering the classroom.
"I just met Sunset near the Stalion Statue, and she looks...wr...wro..."
>You didnt even finished you sentence.
>Because why bother? This girl right in front of you had no ear. There was huge strip of skin and meat missing from where they're should be up to her cheekbones.
>"Im sorry Anon, I didnt quite catch that. Do you mind giving your ears to me for a minute while you explained?" She said as she reach out her arms for you.
>You perform Devil Bat Hurricane and run past her.
>However, Pinkie Pie suddenly appeared from the class next door just as you about to pass it.
>"HAaEeee OHhHEEee!" she sad while missing a large chunk of both her cheek and bottom part of face in general.
>Being the smart guy you are, you tripped at such sight. However, you managed to direct your fall to the door at the other side of corridor instead.
>Just when you think you would have crashed into the wood, someone opens it, letting you inside the class.
>"Whoa dude, whats going on?" Said Rainbow Dash as she forwarded her hand to help you get back up.
"Get off me!!"
>you dissmissed her hand as you scan through the girl.
>You cant believe it, there's no piece missing in Rainbow Dash's whole body. They are all there.
"Uhm.. sorry, I thought you are one of them."
>"One of what?" Dash said as she spot the opened door, and moved to close it.
>>25702368
>How about you just take one eye
Why didn't I think of that? Seems obvious now.
>>25700785
Would you look at that... I have a spare pair right here beside my flamethrower
>>25702484
Watch out, anon, she's missing breasts. She's going to ask to borrow yours.dfc is my fetish
you're running out of ideas, OP
>>25702590
>she's missing breasts. She's going to ask to borrow yours
>>25702484
"That.."
>You said weakly as you realized that while Rainbow's frontal body are intact, she completely missing her whole backside, as if someone is cut her horizontally in two from the top of her head.
>The view of organs squelching and moving as normal as ever really disrupt you nerves.
>Rainbow Dash closes the door, and locks it from the inside "Come on Anon, spill it! Im in need of half my organs over here, so make it quick" she said with her ever confident smile "Unless you got my back and choose to lend me yours, haha!"
>You scream, and tried to run away through one of the windows. However, Dash swiftly jumped from table to table and managed to pin you down in the middle of the class.
>"Hehe, thanks nonny! I'll make it up to you later!"
"NO! NO! GET OFF ME!! AAAAaaarjghh"
>You let a painful howl as you felt your skin erupting by themselves. You can literally see the muscle in you left arm that Dash hold down fly slowly to her arms.You can feel as your spine started to crackle and your insides twisted to get out.
>The pain was unbearable that you cannot scream anymore. That, or maybe your throat had partially transferred itself to the rainbow haired girl.
>You finally heard a whisper from where your ears should be "Yo Thanks Anon! I'll treat you at Sugarcube Corner later Ok?"
>You want to say no, but you got no energy anymore.
>As soon she stand up again, you let down your head, and then everything went dark.
>"Booriing.." Sonata said as she lazily pours out more popcorn into her mouth "You said Loners always surprises us when cornered!"
>"Meh, that guy was pathetic to begin with, not my fault!" Aria said as she perform a magic spell to entrance more zombie students to clean up the mess.
>"This is starting to get lame. I know that we won agaisnt the Rainbooms and all, but why Dagi had to set us up with this lame maze game.."
>"Because you girls are punished! Recreating the Great War 2 without my supervision are over the line"cont?
>>25702683
tell me this isn't your fetish, anon
>>25700897
I don't think you have looked very hard.
>>25702771
no,but I am
>>25700974
This is the first time I see a thumbnail exploited this way.
What's the name of that...thingy?
>>25702683
>"Weeelll, maybe if you haven't been so busy with your satelite dish thingy, you could have warned us!" the light blue siren scoffed "Radiation sucks. That was the worst week of my life!"
>"There goes my secret plan involving you and a nuclear bomb. Who knew that magic could heal ANYTHING now." Aria tiredly throw the remote for the supervising cameras to the head of their servant boy, who had stopped thinking in order to save his sanity from breaking.
>Contrary to popular belief, you are still awake when mind-controlled. You can feel pain and think. You just cant do anything about it.
>"Well excuse me for trying to find more play things out there in the stars!" The poofy haired girl rejects "We've only been reigning here for a year now, and your antics had cost us 5,7 Billion insects already! We wont make it for next year, when the portal finally opens up to Equestria!
>"But I want to see what does the WMD actually does! And Aria thinks the sounds of flesh upon melting in magma could be sampled into a her newest song!"
>"Thats enough! from both of you!" she said as she magically instructs the servant boy to bring them back the remote "Now, I want to see your tribute to the Maze, Sonata. After this, you two wash up and go to sleep!"
>"Yes Dagi.." Sonata said slowly before punching some buttons in her controller. After setting back the cameras, she performs a magic spell to release her peon "Come forth, Trixie Lulamoon"
>In front of Canterlot Highschool, a bedazzled Trixie stepped out from a nearby car.
>"Ouch, Trixie can only hope that this Great and Powerful Headache doesnt bother her math test later!"
>"Heya Trixie! Wanna lend me a hand?" said an approaching figure.
>"Only If Trixi-GAAAHHH!!" Trixie screams before she make her way into her school.
>"I love her tone, reminds me of you Adagio" snickered Aria. Her leader pouts at her remark.
>And thus the game begin anew.
>>25702149
>This fucking guy
>>25702076
>"Anon, where did you get these eyes? Everything's all dimpled now"
