Pet the pony edition
Episode 525: The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 1
Episode 526: The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 2
Written by Josh Haber
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3g0fxe
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3g0am7
Draw prompts return!
>Draw pony, or any other creature, integrated into modern/near future society.
http://mlpgenrichmentcenter.tumblr.com/post/134645285533/
Previous thread
>>25688910
Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
Lonely fillies.
>>25693382
Colt's got the tent and lawn chairs ready. Let's head to the theatre for Star Wars!
Reminder that this asshole stood idly by while Rainbow vandalized public property
>>25693353
season 5 is worse
i don't like the discord clown and the princess spike
>>25693338
Pony will have to take the snuggles by force.
>>25693427
worse than what, exactly
>>25693427
Tanks was pretty bad too
REMINDER TO FUCKING DRAW THE PROMPT
DO IT
leave the mare breahtless
>>25693427
Tanks was pretty good though
Would you cuddle both of these ponies at the same time?
>>25693405
Suspicious behaviour detected
>>25693449
Tru... I should get to it sometime soon.
>>25693462
Tanks was literally horrible
>>25693469
>I should get to it sometime soon
*smacks lips*
so hol up
>>25693469
I want to pet the police pone
>>25693490
is this a meme
Would Starlight stand a chance against this guy?
>>25693495
you're a meme
>>25693515
no, dutygenerate is not
>>25693517
Chubby____are the best.
>>25693526
While Starlight's full strength may be up for debate, she's still not 4 alicorns worth of power.
>>25693526
No because Twilight was juiced up on Alicorn roids.
Nyx asked why there is a warframe named after her
>>25693526
S4: the "I can't believe this happened" season
How powerful is Starlight?
>>25693616
She has more mana than Twilight, it seems.
>>25693557
>may be up for debate, she's still not
>up for debate
Counterpoint: 4 alicorns did NOT save timelines, or even alter them
And ONE even said she doesn't know anyone who does
Wind Rider wasn't wrong when he said you have to play dirty to be the best.
A lot of the best athletes ever bent the rules.
>>25693616
She managed to match a fatass who sits in her library all day instead of practicing
>>25693625
>Icastfist.jpg
Pony breaks your stride.
>>25693649
Pony is a fat fuck.
>>25693584
What would a pony Operator/Tenno look like?
>>25693656
>>25693638
He's a washed up loser.
>>25693634
Countercounterpoint: the spell required the Tree of Harmony to do the heavy lifting, which has been demonstrably stronger than the entire pony race.
That's like saying someone's strong because they sat at the controls of a backhoe to excavate a well.
>>25693449
I am almost ready mentally preparing myself for coming up with an idea.
Then I need to mentally prepare myself to start sketching. Then to ink. Then to color.I'm totally gonna start 4 hours before the deadline anyway
>>25693667
He's one of the best Wonderbolts ever.
>>25693547
Truth.
You wouldn't impregnate a chubby pony, would you?
>>25693638
>to be the best.
to look like you're the best*
If you cheated you haven't proven anything.
Have you finished those projects?
>>25693694
He WAS one of the best wonderbolt and now he's banned from the organization bro, he's a washed up loser.
burying your face in pinkie pie's mane
>>25693469
For a second the cord of the whistle made it look like police pony is wearing a massively oversized shirt.
I was imagining her trying to chase a criminal and stumbling over it every few steps.
>>25693710
Can't finish something you never started.
Pony needs some help getting up.
>>25693710
I'm working on it.
>>25693517
I wanna rub that belly, super bad.
burying your face in pinkie pie's pudge
>>25693701
Yes I would
>>25693741
Worship pony's belly instead.
>>25693673
>like saying someone's strong because they sat at the controls of a backhoe
That's almost what I'm saying, I'm saying she's as strong as someone with a gun and knows how to aim
Doesn't matter how strong anyone is, they fall to weapons, which is why weapons exist
Super Alicorn Twilight is strong, but Starlight was able to fight Base Alicorn Twilight, but knew a better weapon, and how to use it
>>25693765
unf
>>25693710
still working on how diapers should look, either fluffy like coth ones or poofy like disposables
>>25693725
>>25693526
If she gets surprised, no. He would just suck out her magic.
Glimmer is pretty clever though, if she gets warned a while in advance she might come up with a way to trick him.On the other hand Celestia, Luna and Discord who will be way more experienced than her saw no chance to succeed so she might simply be fucked.
>>25693725
>>25693766
>Twilight had even more weapons that she could use but was too dumb to use them
My only consolation is that every time Twilight failed a Glimmer had to live through the consequences since she seems to not have taken in account the fact that she needs the fucking tree to use the spell.
>>25693803
Are you saying that with enoughprep timeGlimmer could defeat any of the antagonists of the show?
>>25693766
That doesn't matter, super alicorn Twilight had way more magical power than base Twilight.
Base Twilight is more akin to a not having a bullet proof vest on, whereas roided Twilight is more like wearing a suit of Iron man armor in this incredibly dumb gun analogy.
Base Twilight was able to tire out Glimmer, and they both acknowledge they were at a stalemate, so obviously super saiyan Twilight could have gone on for longer/casted more powerful spells to fuck Glimmer's day.
>>25693710
>>25693817
That's Luna.
>>25693766
The thing that was "up for debate" was Starlight's intrinsic power, not her ability to use weapons.
Tirek was only evenly matched by the power of 4 alicorns and overcome by the Tree of Harmony (activated by friendship).
On her lonesome, she doesn't have that power buff, and she couldn't tap the table. So I mean I guess if you're arguing that she could lure Tirek to the Tree of Harmony and then somehow figure a way to get it to Rainbow Power her, I guess maybe she could stand a chance?
>>25693495
I'm sorry anon. Police pony can't hear your request through all that ruckus
>>25693839
huh
so it is
>>25693859
Now I want to brush the police pone
>>25693851
I honestly doubt she would stand a chance.
There were 6 ponies using the friendship power.
>>25693824
Most of them at least. Discord and Tirek would be tricky, maybe if she gets full access to all scrolls and artifacts they have she could pull something off.I am really looking forward to Twilight & Glimmer interactions
>>25693338
Hi Anons! Have a finished Eternal Night Rarity!Let me know if there's anything wrong with it.
>>25693882
There is one thing...she's not real
>>25693803
Celestia and Luna's plan was to literally hide until he was strong enough to beat them, and then give up
NMM > Luna
>>25693846
I'M GOING TO HUG NYX
>>25693405
>>25693859
Wow, calm down police pony. No reason to make so much noise
>>25693882
She doesn't have enough of an audience to be fabulous for!
But I like the picture, thanks.
>>25693902
Yeah that's great and everything butLuna > Nyx > NMM > Tantibus > S1 Luna
>>25693882
>doomed to an existence where she is not allowed to make any dresses
>>25693824
>prep time
I feel like she's more Tony Stark than Batman (even given the fact the two are very similar, but Batman is better known as the World's Greatest Detective than someone who invents shit on the fly).
>mfw told myself I would sort my image folder last year
>it doubled in size and it's still a mess
>>25693904
That was NoHooves, wasn't it?
His style changed so much over the yearsAnd now he is fucking ded & hats us
>>25693930
How do you know she didn't make her outfit? I know it's not a dress but it doesn't look bad.
>>25693936
If you have time to complain about it you have time to get started
>>25693969
To be fair, sorting an image folder with probably >1000 pics takes longer than just bitching about it
I PUT MY TRAY TABLE UP!
AND MY SEAT BACK IN THE FULL UPRIGHT POSITION!
>>25693994
>albequerque
My nigga
I like to imagine Luna's mane and tail are unique etherial oddities. When half or more submerged in her mane you become weightless like space with a soft blanket feeling from said mane.
>>25693930
Nigga she is probably in charge of royal outfits too. It would be a shame for her talent to go to waste and it's not like NMM is oppressing the shit out of them
TAKING REQUESTS
NOTEBOOK AND PENCILS ONLY
NO ERASER
FINAL DESTINATION
>>25693936
Nig, I have a folder on my computer called 'Transfer'. It's where I put all of my saved internet images that I intend to sort later.
I just added yours to the folder. Guess how big it is?
With your image, I have 1045 images in that folder. They all need sorting.
Why is human Spike best shota?
>>25694053
PINKIE PIE BEATING A BUNCH OF CHANGELINGS BECAUSE THEY ARE STUPID OR SOMETHING
>>25694053
ALL THE PINK PONIES HAVING A PINK-OFF
>>25694053
Eternal Night Rarity making an eternal night outfit for Twilot
>>25694053
STRONG FILLY
>>25693882
Head is too big
Body is too small
>>25694053
Marker Pony hitting on a spaghetti pocketed Anon, asking for boops
>>25694058
Mine has 4160 images in it
>>25694053
EXTREME PONY BELLY RUBBING
>>25694053
Applejack and Applebloom sharing a scarf and drinking hot cocoa with marshmallows in it.
The cups are shaped like apples.
>>25694081
You are out of control
>>25694053
Nyx beating Big Mac in a hoof wrestling competition
>>25694053
this poster with war-future AJ
>>25694099
How about Nyx getting flushed down the toilet with a fresh batch of butthole brownies?
>>25694053
>>25694053
Dresses. Pony Dresses.
>>25694053
NIGHTMARE MOON FUCKING RARITY SENSELESS
https://derpibooru.org/1039307
>>25694067
that guy's hooves are ridiculous
im thinkingg about writing fanfiction should I??
![1038573__safe_starlight+glimmer_spoiler-colon-s05e01_the+cutie+map+-dash-+part+1_double+diamond_equal+cutie+mark_equalized_artist-colon-swanlullaby_cutie+mark+[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/YPSf3nR.jpg "1038573__safe_starlight+glimmer_spoiler-colon-s05e01_the+cutie+map+-dash-+part+1_double+diamond_equal+cutie+mark_equalized_artist-colon-swanlullaby_cutie+mark+[1].png")
>>25693831
>in this incredibly dumb gun analogyIm playing devils advocate no bully
>whereas roided Twilight is more like wearing a suit of Iron man armor
An Iron Man armor that would have been brought into a Space-time breaking fight, yes
So it is not so crazy an analogy, you brought up a backhoe, that is a tool, I change the perceptive to a tool designed to bring down someone, and Glimmer used a tool that changed reality
You're talking power levels as if Vegito is fighting Dragonball Piccolo, one is waaay stronger but also only is that strong in a particular situation
>>25693851
>Starlight's intrinsic power, not her ability to use weapons
Tirek was not the only one stealing things from ponies, so if "intrinsic" if the subject, then Beefy Tirek is only strong AFTER stealing all the magic, just as Super Twilight is strong AFTER taking 3 other Alicorns' magic
The real question which one cancels the other, Tirek's Absorption or Starlight's Removal. Starlight has used TWO spells that trump an Alicorn, and no one has seen before. She could probably have a Curse spell or some other broken spell that could ruin Tirek, and Tirek could grow strong enough to just throw Starlight into a mountain and absorb her magic, but Tirek can't sense magic and is huge, Starlight is witty
>>25694141
Yes.
>>25694119
Be nice to your sister anonfilly
Big pones a cute
>>25693882
>anything wrong with it
I'm not married to her
>>25694149
Okay thanks!
>>25693908
Yes, give me those butthurt fanboy tears.
QUICK BE AS UNPRODUCTIVE AS YOU CAN!
>>25694172
I'm already posting on mlpg bro
>>25694172
>>25693882
Hey there nigga. Fancy meeting you here.
>>25694172
Okay.
>>25694172
Done.
>>25694172
very well
>>25694154
I want to stuff a pony
>>25694193
I just realised. That entire time Twilight never casted a spell to stop Spike from falling through the clouds.
>>25694172
Why be unproductive when I can be reproductive?
>>25693724
Do you think pony police force should have specilized uniforms?
>>25694142
If we're getting into super theoreticals, we can say that Twilight could have simply cast a supernova spell that would have fried Starlight without her being able to counter it at all and only didn't do so because she was trying to prevent damage on that scale.
Or that Tirek had already absorbed Starlight's magic when he faced Twilight.
Or that having taken Discord's magic he was straight up immune to the kinds of Curse spells Starlight could theoretically use.
>>25694206
He fell through once, but they ignored the other times he was standing on the clouds.
>>25694132
Is Rarity the best futadom of the mane 6?
>>25694132
who unf
>>25694214
She certainly seems to enjoy that shirt.
im sorry
im sorry i just have to
this is too good
http://local12.com/news/nation-world/obama-mulling-whether-women-should-register-for-military-draft-12-05-2015-162955144
>he government is deliberating whether to propose Selective Service changes that would make women eligible for the military draft, the White House said Friday, a day after the Pentagon said it would no longer bar women from combat jobs.
just
just too good
>>25694232
Yes.
>>25694197
What ifpony wanted to feed you instead?
>>25694237
whoa*
fuck
>>25694132
ITS SHITT!! SHITTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!
>>25694214
But what would you call a pony Special Tactical Assault Recon Squad?
>>25694254
>its shit
???
>>25694214
I do
if they're like that
>>25694240
That's pretty ironic also not opny
>>25694240
Hey, they're the ones that wanted equality.
>>25694240
Equal rights, equal fights.
Though after the whole thing with female firefighters taking too long to pry a door open, I'm afraid of the lives this could cost.
>>25694249
Give in to pony's demands
>>25694249
I have to watch my feminine figure, so I decline. I implore pony to get a salad with me and have a piece of dark chocolate for dessert.
>>25694306
>feminine figure
>>25694295
>that belly
Is Twilight forcefeeding herself too or is she pregnant with Shining's choco-baby?
>>25694325
Twilight is just a fat bitch.
>>25694325
She's just chubby.
>>25694341
>Did you know you grow up to be a terrorist little filly :3?
>>25694288
Drafts are more to bolster numbers anyway.
Ponies love da belly.
HERE'S DERPY!
>>25694141
I want to too. But I'm scared the content falls under "under 18" and can't write it, even though there's no sex.
>>25694381
OH BOY, WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO TODAY DERPY?
>>25693936
>>25694058
>>25694081
You guys are joking, right?
That's literally nothing.
>>25694369
I want to pinch maud's cheek
>>25694067
>>25694073
>>25694081
>>25694086
I miss my pen
>>25694369
>>25694397
I want to conquer these ponies.
>>25694400
Thanks Nobby, that's cute.
>>25694400
Ha, that Marker
You're a cool dude, Nobby. Thanks for drawing my request
What's your favourite nickname for pegasus ponies?
>>25694053
>using erasers
Stallion is ready to get started!
MLPG
PLAYS
DICK
>>25694400
those are some great pons
>>25694428
Sluts.
>>25694432
>man, these controls blow
>>25694430
we got started without him
I hope he doesn't mind
>>25694400
>making ponies snort
It's like heaven
>>25694400
nobby whats best pony
what's worst pony
what's hardest pony
or squishiest
whats most regal
most saucy
im taking a census
>tfw I am AJ in this picture
>>25694428
Birdhorses.
MLPG
PLAYS
MINECRAFT
https://derpiboo.ru/1039316
Best thing sundown has done in...years.
>>25694501
>not the marble with huge tits
lel
>>25694501
But it's still not very good.
>>25694475
Pinkie
Of the mane 6? Fluttershy. Otherwise Twist.
Applejack is physically the densest of all ponies and goes hard af every day
Pinkie is canon the squishiest and most pliant pony
Celestia, duh
Steven Magnet
>>25694523
Now can you explain why Celestia is the worst princess?
>>25694523
headcanon detected
>>25694515
Well yeah, but it's sundown, gotta lower your standards.
>>25694501
Oh hey look something Sundown has done that I might actually fap to
>>25694501
if that's the best I'd hate to see the rest
I'm gonna call it a day
Good night, MLPG
>>25694501
its shit
>>25694538
Why would I even look? That's like, I'd see the preview, then just keep going. I wouldn't stop and I certainly wouldn't link it to other human beings/ponies in denial.
>>25694533
SAY THAT SHIT TO MT FACE FUCKER NOT ONLINE SEE WHAT HAPPENS SEE WHAT FUCKING HAPPENS
>>25694536
MY ONIONS > YOUR ONIONS
I like to imagine Luna's mane and tail are unique etherial oddities. When half or more submerged in her mane you become weightless like space with a soft blanket feeling from said mane.
>>25694576
whoa calm down nerd
>>25694255
I think you have the name down already.
It's probably time to reinforce the force with new recruits.
>>25694648
That marker is extremely cute
>>25694240
>Implying they'll draft women with children
>Empowered "womyn" with no children get sent off instead
>>25694576
i miss onion horse
I NEED ALL THE MARKER PONIES
GIVE ME ALL THE MARKER PONIES
>>25694648
But STARS is already taken.Perhaps CUDDLE or some variation thereof, assuming we can get the acronym to work.
Twilight is concerned with your preferred choice of places to pet ponies.
>>25694696
Cute Ungulate Dank Derriere Little Equines?
>>25694696
PSTARSMaybe better get in direction of BOOPS or something? I'm not the native english speaker so It'd be pain for me to figure out.
>>25694591
>Luna sneaking behind you and wrapping you in her mane while you're distracted then raising her head back up with no signs of struggle from the weightless addition to her head
>Continues walking as if nothing happened
https://derpiboo.ru/1039374
I want to suck them both off at the same time.
>>25694760
Well there is always a game of pretend~
>>25694760
>not wanting to be spitroasted by them
>>25694760
that anatomy is all over the place
>>25694648
hnnnng
>>25694740
Princess related kidnappings are not a joke anon. It's a very common thing and you never know when a princess might try to make off with you for the night.
>you didn't hear it from me, but I heard that anon likes fillies
>>25694877
well duh
its not really a secret
https://derpiboo.ru/1039389
>>25694713
But that doesn't have anything to do with policing or boop response teams.
>>25694723
I'm drawing a blank, too.
Guess this is why I'm not a writer.
>>25694877
You didn't hear it from me, but Rainbow is the one behind the vandalism in Cloudsdale
>>25694871
If you ever see a princess out on her own she is hunting for a pony take back with her and snuggle.
>>25694916
and they said there were no funnies peoples in /mlpg/, >kek
https://youtu.be/7SJcvLwQ0yw
>>25694916
That wasn't vandalism, that was outright terrorism
>>25694893
>>25694591
>>25694740
>>25694871
>>25694922
>Luna likes to wrap them around the ponies little tum tum and uses her magic to tie the pony stuck inside
>Then she flies back with the helpless pony unable to fight back until back at the castle when Luna releases it to cuddle
The pony is very scared and disoriented and has to be released in a secure room with all the exits properly blocked off.
>>25694916
>>25694943
>>25694950
I'd hold scared fillies. I'd hold them close, all snugly and warmly.
>>25695031
I'd only cuddle a few at once though to keep them fresh
>>25695031
I'd cradle the fillies to sleep.
One. At. A. Time.
Filly fell in love withyour dad.
>>25695104
I hope she likes fox news and golf
>>25694877
https://derpibooru.org/1038149
>>25695149
What a weird way to eat pudding.
I can't believe Rainbow Dash shot up the Cloudsdale concert hall
>>25695194
>you will never cuddle Rainbow Daesh
>>25695208
everybody knows dash is with the SAA, anon
Best pony.
Scootaloo being Rainbow Dash's pet
>>25695248Dash being Scootaloo's pet
I want to draw a transformation comic, someone give me ideas.
>>25695243
>>25695248
Does she blow up a hospital for wing growing hormones?
>mares
>>25695282
Here we see a rare glimpse of the lurking Bed Pony, ready to strike.
>>25695262
That's both cute and erotic.
>>25695280
Dash is making fun of Twilight for how she was such an egghead as a filly, so Twilight transforms Dash into a filly unicorn and enrolls her in magic kindergarten.
>You not pony. Orders say, not pony, not be here
