Episode 525: The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 1
Episode 526: The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 2
Written by Josh Haber
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3g0fxe
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3g0am7
Draw prompts return!
>Draw pony, or any other creature, integrated into modern/near future society.
http://mlpgenrichmentcenter.tumblr.com/post/134645285533/
Princess Celestia was rather busy during Starlight Glimmer's gambit with the map, but only particularly so when the timeline was altered. And in such varying circumstances at that, too - sometimes reconciling with Luna, sometimes banished to the moon herself - so it might seem a bit anticlimatic for her to be engaged in normal Equestrian duties in the unaltered line. She might not have even known anything had be amiss if Twilight Sparkle didn't tell her! But her former student keeps in contact with her still, and the gist of the events of that sojourn has likely been made plain to her by now.
Is there any need for additional concern? Time appears to be on its proper course, and the scroll which enabled such madness has made itself scarce. So there shouldn't be any extra-dimensional concerns from counterpart crossover into what acts as normalcy in Equestria. Hopefully.Maybe the map could use a little more supervision in the future. As a precaution.
>>25684006
Previous thread.
Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
fart fart fart faaart
which pony would you like to see peeing herself in front of you the most? :3
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>>25688934
>>25688910
I wonder if this was all part of Celestia's plan. In the prior seasons Celestia always gave of the impression of being ten steps ahead and already knowing what will happen, subtly preparing Twilight for what's to come.
This season she barely showed up so I don't know if she knew about any of this in advance.
goodnight
>>25688930
Sombra pls
>>25688955
Good night
>>25688944
Neat.
>>25688954
It's hard to tell exactly what she knows, and doubtless she likes it that way, but I think she does a lot more improvising than ponies would give her credit for.
Is being gay allowed in Equestria?
>>25688984
>>25688998
That doesn't answer the question.
>>25689001
>>25689001
>>25689006
Please explain further.
>>25688979
From stuff like the comics and Twitter it seems like Celestia always exactly knows what will happen a while in advance, she just isn't sure which of the possible solutions will work for it - for example, I think I remember someone mentioning that Celestia did have backup plans in case Twilight didn't succeed at defeating Nightmare Moon.
The most recent one was when she had the main six redeem Discord I think. That was probably in preparation for defeating Tirek - now the question would be if Celestia bet on him defeating Tirek or if she knew that he would turn on them but also knew that in the end, it would be Discord who triggers Twilight's friendship blast by learning a lesson.
>>25689029
>>25689033
please don't squish the princesses
>>25688984
I guess
AJ and Rara were in a relationship when they were fillies
>>25689033
>Don't squeeze me! I'll fart!
You are no longer taking filly to Whinnyland.
>>25688998
>>25689006
>>25689013
>>25689039
>>25689049
Ahem, i said 'gay' not 'lesbian'
Which pony do you think has the best smelling hoofs?
>>25689091
colt Sombra VERY evil
>>25689033
what are they called? they look hilariousand I kind of want to get one
Invincible anon in Equestria criticizing villains' plans but otherwise doing nothing to stop them
>>25689134
>Super blando
hue
Do you have a license to love ponies?
>>25689171
Of course.
>>25689145
>13 bucks for a random pony you cannot pick
>45 for a specific one
Welp, I guess they aren't really sold here apart from scalpers.
>drive to taco bell
>closed
>drive to McDonalds
>closed
>drive to JackintheBox
>closed for renovations
This is a war on freedom. Burger is my right as an American Citizen even at 1:20am. Someone will pay for this.
Did they touch Japanese horse? Is that what's happening?
>>25689180
>>25689145
They have them at my local Shopper's.
My will weakens each time I go there.
>>25689190
What the hell kind of backwater do you live in where your McDonalds aren't 24/7?
>>25689199
Sometimes I wonder if pony is dragging me down.
Then I remembered that I made a Texanon hair for superdeepthroat and I realize that everything is fine.
>>25689209
Especially now around Christmas it must be hard, where you can buy them without strange looks because everyone just assumes it's a present.
>>25689229
I always buy diapers and candy with my pony toys so they think I have a kid
>>25689203
火は彼らの頭の際にダウン雨なければなりません!
>>25689233
I am worried to ask what you are doing with all those diapers.
>>25689237
I want to co-pilot a mech with Daapi.
>>25689237
Why are Arabic and Kanji letters the most effay
Fillies are the best.
Prove me wrong.
>>25689244
At least he's not microwaving them
>>25689266
no
NO
NOOOOOOOOOO
I hate this place because it's hard to make ironic fetish shitposts when there's so many people here who actually have that fetish
FtMponies
>>25689280We're all posting ironically, anon
>>25689276
>>25689266
Apparently Pamperchu actually ended up getting Hodgkin's lymphoma. Whether this is from the dirty diapers, the microwave, or both, remains uncertain.
I want to be a cute mare and get fucked in the mare vag
Pony
>>25689247
>you have to drift with her
>when they finally manage to shut down the mech and drag you out of the cockpit you are a rambling mess and have to be restrained for your own good
Is a flock or a herd of alicorns?
>>25689325
Why not both? A flerd.
>>25689316
Talk about a shitty way to go.
>>25689325
It's a murder of Alicorns.
>>25689333
You don't normally see cancer could get cancer.
>>25689335
>Maud
>>25689348>5AM
>4 hours of sleep in the past 36
>>25689335
>MaudHat
>>25689350
Anon go to bed right now
>>25689348
>>25689352
>>25689361
I love it.
>>25689368
This is nice.
>>25689368
>"You're really bad at this!"
>>25689361
>>25689335
>>25689360
Okay. I'll do more doodles when I wake up. Probably an alternate timeline pony next.
>>25689266
Yes, stuff like that was exactly why I was a bit afraid to ask.
>marrying Marble at the farm
>no time for a honeymoon, it's harvest season
>get to spend your wedding night in bed with the 4 sisters
>>25689391
>The internet: a place that can answer any question you made the mistake of asking it.
>>25689368
this is why there are gender separations in sports
>>25689381Did your move go over well?
>>25689398
>you fuck anyway
>>25689310
all i can hear is petirep
>>25689408Yeah. It's very kind of you to ask.
>>25689413
>Maud just lays there. Watching.
>>25689421Good to hear! Go to beb now
How do i stop the ponies?
>>25689438
get a lust for revenge
>>25689418
>Tfw you will date giant tubby wubby pony waifu
Isn't there supposed to be a new RDP coming out in the future?
>>25689424
>So is boulder.
>>25689475
yes
on a side not, there is a new kaybe episode
>>25689475
He can't produce any more pony stuff or Hasbro will sue his ass into the ground.
>>25689489
i thought he got around it by making his own content
Who is sexiest mare?
Who is sexiest stallion?
>>25689489
then why has he been making new episodes?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GauuDCtfnJk
there is a episode 13 but because of youtube jewery he made it hidden for a month
>>25689497
derpy
futa celestia
>>25689505
>futa
thats cheating
>>25689489
Wasn't that the guy who made the Button Mash animation who got threatened to get sued to hell?
ONE YEAR
>>25689522
that's Jan whats his face.
the guy who does RDP is a different guy.
he learned to animate and use his own style of ponies to avoid hasbro
>>25689522
Hell if I know, I don't watch the show.
>>25689521
Rules where made to be broken.
>>25689538
Futa doesn't count as stallion, cuz if she was a stallion, then it wouldn't be futa
>>25689533
yeah, that's what I meant. as far as I know it's Jan who has Hasbro breathing down his neck, not the RDP dude.
>>25689549
And you'd be right
He's pretty talented and because he started doing his own animations he started doing his own stuff with the scripts
I started watching petirep's other stuff, it's not pony but it's good.
Rainbow Dash is just the cutest little dancer
>>25689584
ahem...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ogMBLRHJYXU
>You are now aware that six magical friends saved the day a long time ago.
>It even came with a Fluttershy.
>>25689599
Man, there where shitloads of "group of ethnically diverse friends" cartoons back in the nineties.
Usually the kid in the wheelchair was named Wheels or Speedy or something.
>>25689620
>tfw I found my pogs the other day.
I was so goddamn happy.
>>25689620
Shit runs in cycles
This SJW shit right now will fade
>>25689620
Do we even have cartoons with kids in wheelchairs?
...
Wait.
Holy shit I think mlp is the only cartoon worth a fuck that actually did and treated him like a normal goddamn character.
And it took a dying person to make that happen.
ayy lmao
>>25689662
No one likes to think about it
Just like black orphans
And mlp didn't have a kid in a wheelchair
GIVE ME A QUICK REQUEST
>>25689687
oh, but we do.
See "Trade Ya!"
>>25689699
pony performing tombstone piledriver on anon
>>25689699
Anon steals pony feathers and makes his own wings.
>>25689699
Samurai Ponyjack
>>25689687
>And mlp didn't have a kid in a wheelchair
Uh, yeah we did.
>>25689662
>And it took a dying person to make that happen.
Was he dying? From what I remember he had a non-lethal form of spinal muscular atrophy
I can't wait a fucking year for more! Ahhh! AHHHH!
>>25689728
HE'S DYING ON THE INSIDE!
>>25689699
Draw a a filly of your choosing that is complimenting Applejack's hat.
>>25689734
YEAH! BECAUSE OF THE CLOPPERS!
>>25689708
>>25689744
What a faggot
>>25689746
Anon is a glorious winged faggot.
>>25689740
>tfw he probably cant even fap to porn of his OC.
So, this is a thing.
Wish my local crap store had plushies, I kind of need a Twilicorn.
>>25689744
did he fly at least
>>25689751
That's okay. His girlfriend can help him.
>you will never have a gf who loves ponies
>you will never have a gf who loves porn of your OCs together
Reminder to teach your filly to stay clean and hygienic.
>>25689744
DON'T FLY TOO CLOSE TO THE SUN ANON
>>25689755
>>25689772
>>25689779
At least he managed to grab Celestia's attention.
>>25689753
Why is the picture little girls? Hasbro knows that adult males watch the show and buy these products. How about some brony representation?
>>25689760
>I will never have a GF.
>>25689807
They tried, but the brony model kept sticking the balloons up his urethra.
>>25689760
I should have stayed in bed
>>25689760
...
>>25689838
I have room.
Why are you still awake
>>25689854
This what I imagine Moondancer's "study" looks like
>>25689871
It's nearly afternoon, you weirdo.
>>25689871
>sleeping
>>25689874
Beer cans, a Mosin, Tabasco bottle and a huge mess or shit?
>>25689912
Exactly like that
>>25689912
Yeah, I imagine more books, candles in various stages of melting (and a few scorch marks), piles of sweaty mare sweaters, a big bottle of lube, and a collection of various linty/dusty dildoes.
>>25689923
>piles of sweaty mare sweaters
She only has the one sweater.
Which pony is most likely to be an Atheist?
>>25689931
I like to think she has many of the same sweater, like Dan.
>>25689932
Living in a world where your princesses are the equivalent of goddesses and you have a god of chaos running around, that'd be pretty stupid.
>>25689949
>implying there wouldnt be conspiracy theorists who prove that we orbit the sun and that its not controlled by magic
>>25689932
Limestone.
She basically worships a rock because fuck your gods, fuck the princesses.
>I have a rock.
>And it doesn't do jack shit.
>Just like your gods and princesses.
>>25689948It's hotter for me to think she just has this five year old sweater that she never washes and she's too much of a NEET to go clothes shopping
>>25689966
Ordinary ponies literally did that before Celestia and Luna.
Why would any pony possibly think that?
Then there's still the whole chaos god thing
>Today is Letter Writing Day
>>25689980
Dear princess celestia
I have done productive all day and completely ignored friend making.
Suck a lemon friendship tyrant.
- Anon
>>25689330
Three princess, not four.
>>25690036
are you "ban the wings" dude?
hahahahahahaha
hope you liked the season finale!
hahahahaha
Do you think there will ever be a male alicorn?
Dear Princess Cadance
You and your husband are both very pretty.
I would like to marry you both.
Love Anon
BIG SWEATY STALLION BALLS
>>25690051
I hope not.
I really don't want any more alicorns.
>>25690053
I too have had this fantasy
>>25690063
>you will never be in a relationship with a cute stallion and a cute mare
>>25690071
to live is to suffer
>>25690071
>>25689091
same rules, different genitals.
>>25689966
>>25690057
I want to worship the stallion on the right.
>>25690051
>Glimmer and Starburst both become alicorns at the end of S6
>>25690088
It would be niceI want to huff those balls and feel his warm stallionhood throb against my face
>>25690092
I want tohold his hoof
WELL
THE PONES START COMIN' AND THEY DON'T STOP COMINGAND THEY DON'T STOP COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING
>>25690103
unf
>>25690101
What is it SunButt?
>>25690118
Marry the filly
>>25690132
But I'm not a colt.
>>25690132
But they can't consent to marriage unless they have a cutie m... oh......
NOW KISS
>>25690141
But I live in the worst part of this town. If I approached anyone here chances are higher that I would end up with a belly full of lead than making any friends.
>>25690136
In that case; marry the colt!
>>25690164
Damnit, i forgotten to watch CarBot's stuff, Zerglings are Cute
>mornings
>>25690186
>>25690186
>>25690189
>>25690208
>5:30
this is murder
>>25690215
Last year I had to wake up at 5am for an entire semester
I felt like dying halfway through
>>25690215
Not for Celestia, princess of the sun.
>>25690229
Being married to Celestia would be hell just for this reason.
She'd wake you up every single day just before the sun comes up.
>>25690186
>>25690273
what cereal is that
>>25690274
Pinkie likes to take Captain Crunch All Berries and regular Captain Crunch and mix them together
>>25690186
>>25690273
>tfw mornings
>>25690289Shit. Forgot pic.
>sleeping
what are you, a gay or something?
>>25690292
that better be study juice
>>25690296
You know who else liked to sleep?
Pony Hitler
>>25690296
Why would I be asleep? It's almost 10am.
I wish I didn't have to sleep. Think of all the wanking I could get done.
>>25690301
Yeah, and you know what happened to him?
He DIED.
And went to PONY HELL.
Don't go to PONY HELL.
Maybe Pinkie is the sluttiest one
>>25690297
Fuck no, it's sleepy time juice.I work overnights and cherish my morning drinking. There's something special about fixing up a nice breakfast for dinner and getting my drink on.
Right now I'm doing eggnog and brandy but was having trouble finding an appropriate kind of picture.
>>25690296
>sleeping
>ever
>>25690308
you could post more ponies
>>25690313
Butwe're already in pony hell
>>25690289
>tfw
>>25690215
I wake up at 0330.
Quit yer bitchin pussy
>>25690329
horse mornings look more fun
look at all that horse stuff you get to twitch
>>25690228>all lectures starts at 10
>"oh man, this will be the best semester ever, sleeping till 8 every morning"
>in every single lecture there was some asshole complaining that this is too late
>half of them shifted to 8 am
I hate them.
Ponies are like cats.
>>25690296
sleep = 0pone
>>25690335
Ponies ARE cats
>>25690334
>Complaining that a lecture is too late
Then those faggots should have picked earlier classes. Fuck them. They picked the class knowing when it started.
>>25690315
Scrubbles please don't drink yourself to death.
>>25690335
Well yeah, ponies are cats.
>>25690351
>tfw no pony cat to hug
>>25690348
That's how colleges treat their students these days, like precious little tender-hearted children who need to be catered to so they can get the very best education they can get~
>>25690359
>>25690359
that's basically how I imagine fillies around the house
>>25690383
Well, it is a pretty good size for them.
>>25690383
Yeah, it's a very good size.
>>25690228
>>25690334
You don't know pain until you've had to take a theoretical physics lecture at 8am on mondays
>>25690393
>>25690359
I'm not sure how much I'd pay for a designer pony pet but it would be in the five digits.
>>25690396I did.I didn't understand too much. I blame it on the time slot.
>>25690404
It was probably the time slot and the fact that theoretical physics is the devil
>>25690396
I think I do. I had to deal with a very long biology class first thing in the morning with two lab sessions all crammed into one day.
>MLPG: NEETs and STEMs
>>25690434
>>25690396
"Eight hours of classes starting at 8am, but I only have to go to class twice a week!"
>Spends the days in between crying helplessly, pleading with self not to go back
>>25690453
>gif implying MLPG has any love
>implying MLPG isn't a boiling, blackened mass of fear, anger and hatred
Luna told Nyx to call you a faggot.
Now she's calling you a faggot.
>>25690460
People were quite happy yesterday when they posted all the old pony stuff. MLPG is not always miserable.
>>25690351
>>25690462
I lock Nyx and Filly Anon into the basement.
>>25690471
>they just keep making kissy motions
Lesbomares are so cute.
>>25690434
Science labs are the fucking worst
>"2 hour" lab which was more like 4 hours half of the time with at least 4 hours of preparation per lab and a lab report that takes anywhere from 4 to 10 hours, every week or you fail
I'm glad I switched to EE, where the labs are basically just "here, build this cool shit" for 2 hours
They have each other.
>>25690482
>Anon isn't a filly
What are you gay?
>>25689779
poor anon
>>25690490
She's a big gal.
>>25690490
She's a big mare.
>>25688934
>>25690478
Correct
>>25690497
I like this picture way too much
Curse you Cheshire
pony wants to put her benis in you
