>"ANON, I WANT YOU TO FUCKING HAVE SEX WITH ME RIGHT NOW!!! I'M ANGRY AS FUCK AND I WANT YOUR THICK COCK NOW!!!!!"
Not with that attitude
>>25688038
What lengths are you willing to go for it?
>>25688038
i read it as
>I WANT YOUR THIRD COCK NOW!!!!!
>>25688107
At least 7 inches
>>25688157
4 inches to get closer to you. and 3 inches to get it all in.
>>25688157
>implying any of you autistic beta's have 7 inch penises
>>25688194
I think I'm just below it. Taking out a quarter of an inch since I think I measured wrong. And I did it years ago.
What about you big guy? You probably got a foot long, right?
>>25688220
I'm actually using it as a pole for the flag at my collage.
>>25688237
>>25688038
>Be classy Anon
>Be wearing a smoker's jacket, having an evening cognac in your elegant lounge whilst smoking on a havana like a real classy fucker
>Suddenly, Dash bursts into your lounge
>Through your fucking wall
>"ANON, I WANT YOU TO FUCKING HAVE SEX WITH ME RIGHT NOW!!! I'M ANGRY AS FUCK AND I WANT YOUR THICK COCK NOW!!!!!"
>Look at the blue horse for a moment
>Take a quick drag on your havana before putting it down on your ashtray
"If you insist..."
>A few minutes have passed, and Dash walks out of your penthouse door, with Rodney, your prized fighting cock, lodged right in her cunt!
>It was hysterical to watch the bitch waddle in agony to the elevator, with Rodney's legs sticking out of her meat curtains, with your fucking cock bawking angrily inside her twat
>But, you don't do hysterical laughter
>Because you are Anon, the classiest fucker in all of Equestria
>You return to your lounge, to your favourite chair, and continued your classy evening as though nothing as happen
"Fucking horses..."
>You mutter to yourself, as you pick up your Havana and draw out a well deserved smoke
>Like a classy fucker...
End
>>25688038
MY BODY IS READY, GET OVER HERE AND PRESENT YOUR PHAT ASS!
>>25688388
>>25688038
say pls
>>25688388
>"ANON, I WANT YOU TO FUCKING HAVE SEX WITH ME RIGHT NOW!!! I'M ANGRY AS FUCK AND I WANT YOUR THICK COCK NOW!!!!!"
>>Look at the blue horse for a moment
>>Take a quick drag on your havana before putting it down on your ashtray
"If you insist..."
>A few minutes have passed, and Dash walks out of your penthouse door, with Rodney, your prized fighting cock, lodged right in her cunt!
>>It was hysterical to watch the bitch waddle in agony to the elevator, with Rodney's legs sticking out of her meat curtains, with your fucking cock bawking angrily inside her twat
Dam you based writefag
