My parents are deadI'm Batman btw
>>25687255
They orgasmed on the spot.
I caught my dad with hub on, not long after I started watching it.
>>25687281
Batman?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3kAFfgsa4s
>>25687255
Pretty normally.
They're like, "What are you watching."
Then they're like ignoring it now.
>late 2011
>final semester of high school
>buy Applejack plushie
>mom asks "why did you buy a horse"
>2015
>jerk off to horses every week and considering a tulpa
who could be behind this
>>25687255
Indifference.
My dad makes jokes about it whenever he sees it on the tv, but he does that with everything.
>parents don't know.
>Started watching long after I got kicked out.
>never gonna tell them
>although >pic related is how I'd imagine them to be.
>>25687255
My mom dressed as a pony for my birthday.I still jack off to the memory every now and then.
>>25687359
Your mom is hot?
>>25687399
Not really, but the thought of rutting her in that ponysuit really turns me on.
>>25687255
>be me
>~2013(?)
>enormous faggot
>father's in ICU because he apparently was doing some air conditioning
>had a stroke
>old-fashioned house fixer upper
>doctors predict he's going to die that day or during the night
>my mother tells me I should talk to him
>bitchareyoucrazy.jpg
>"alright"
>not even thinking straight because i hadn't gone to sleep for 2 days
>she tells me she'll give me some privacy
>walks half-way out the room and waits
>mfw she's trying to eavesdrop
>at the time I was literally an enormous faggot; gay atheist
>tip tip m'gentlemen
>i slowly walk up to my father's bald head, marked for surgery
>and while all of this enormous shit is happening to my father
>i walk up to the guy and say in an inaudible whisper
>"d-dad"
>"i-i-i'm a b-brony"
>that weekend my father passed away
>mfw I had the chance to tell him important shit and the only thing I blurted out of my fat ass was "i fuck horses dad yo"
god i hope i won't do that shit again when I'm 30 something and my mother dies
i'm 20 now and I still can't believe I did that shit
>>25687255
Checked.
Father disapproved. He disapproves of anything and everything about me. He's a selfish twat who is only interested in getting his fuck on.
Mother was a bit more taken back by it, but she's cool with it. Sometimes teases me about it, sometimes buys pone stuff as silly gifts.
I wonder what her reaction will be if and when I finish my full Trixie outfit.And no, I don't mean like a fursuit. I mean EQG Trixie outfit.
>>25687435
>and I mean EQG Trixie outfit
Christ
>>25687450
I know, I'm a huge, flaming faggot. I just want it for autistic cosplay reasons.
>>25687465
>Hey kids!>It's tool trix here!
>I'm a fucking tool
>>25687480
Yep, keep rubbing it in, m8. I know I'm a tool, a faggot, a monster, no one likes me, I should kill myself...
I've heard it all at this point.
>>25687494
You're a fucking faggot.>We should get together some time.
>>25687255
My mom's face when
>>25687255
>be me buying flutterbat plush
mom
Are you having a breakdown?
Are you going to rape it?
>>25687564
I fucking kekked.
kinda like this
>>25687255
>be me one day, circa ~2013 or ~14
>no pony merch
>ehhh
>friends of mine tell me I should get a plush
>ehhhhhhh
>buy a daring do plush
>mother lurking through my mail
>finds this package
>"ohoh whats this hhohohohohohohoho"
>hfw it's some shitty pony plush her son ordered
>come home, tired as fuck
>my mother gives me this stern-ass look like "nigga you better explain this"
>she whips out the bagged plush
>ohshit.jpg
>starts yelling at me
>"sO WHY DID YOU THINK THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA"
I actually still have the plush with me today, it's in the drawer right next to me
TL;DR guy gets fucked from buying plush with own money
TL;DR it did not end wellfor the plush
>>25687564
She knows.
Mom doesn't care. Buys me merch as little gifts now and then.
Dad doesn't know or need to. I have a good enough relationship with the guy, but we're on different pages culturally. He didn't get or try to get Pokemon even when I was the age for it. I couldn't explain to him why I still enjoy cartoons in general, much less why I enjoy a reboot of MLP.
>>25687564
>Are you going to rape it?
Yes mom, I am going to pretend like my cock is penetrating this technicolored horse's vag
>>25687571
>>25687626
>>25687648
plush in question
>>25687677Did you at least came on it?
>>25687433
As far as I can tell, a decent amount of my family (parents, grandparents, aunts/uncles, etc.) know, and none of them really give a fuck.
>>25687688Not even once.Yes I know I need to be banned
>>25687255
My dad was kind of weirded out at first with me watching a little girl's show, so I just explained that part of the mission statement of this incarnation of MLP was to break the girly stigma and appeal to all demographics. He said okay whatever and ignores it now, but I think he might still be a bit weirded out.
>>25687753
You are a huge faggot that should leave.
>>25687255
My power level is hidden from my parents, mostly due to not living with them.
A few other people might know though. Nothing confirmed.
sis
>she came over to chill and get lucky
>my Twi plush was on my bed due to earlier nap
>only other merch I have are a few blind bag pones that I always put away and phone/desktop wallpapers of that counts. Always subtle on phone, and I never let anyone on my computer
>she saw it on my bed and questioned
>luckily it was not too long after Christmas and blamed it on my annual weird-gift secret Santa I have with my friends
I think she bought it.
friend
>had a Twi color scheme phone background for a whole
>caught him starring at it more than a few times
>can't prove nothing cause he knows I'm /wg/ and have tons of walls and switch regularly
gf
>everyonce in a while we smoke and watch cartoons and stuff
>bring up FiM
>watch Lesson Zero
>shit was hilarious
>we do this a few other times
>she mentions I know a decent amount of names
>say you can't go on the internet without picking up some stuff, those 'bronies' shove their shit everywhere
>she mentions that I constantly pick funny episodes
>shrug
Even worse.
What season had like WAY more nice booty shots?
>during one of those episodes she even noticed all the ass
>she commented on that and how she's not that surprised people are into them, clop wise
>followed by a comment about how I'm probably into that because she know some of my stranger porn interests
>jontron_sweating.gif
>play it off not so smooth...
>>25687755
>that part of the mission statement
what
why have i never seen this autistic mission statement
>>25687255
>late 2012
>Grandma gets paralyzed after having a stroke
>Start drawing ponies in attempt to distract myself from grief
>Eventually I try to show my drawings to grandma
>She likes them and is happy that I care about her
>Soon my parents have found my drawings of pone
>They don't even care it's a show for little girls
>Dad is just happy that his mother is happy
>My mom is happy because I finally started doing something else than sitting 24/7 in front of the computer
>Last week my mom brought me a tiny toy Applejack to have as a charm of some sorts
>>25687255
5 years later and they still don't know :^)
>>25687775
*get LUNCH
lunch you fuckers. Lunch
>>25687755
Oh yeah, this was on a hike innawoods because I mentioned I wanted some of the pony comics for Christmas (I was like 17). Believe it or not it wasn't the most awkward conversation we had on that hike.
>>25687777
I don't mean literally, just that it was one of Lauren Faust's goals in creating the show.
> Fapping to Celestia
> Finish , go to take a shit
> get back to room
> Dad is in room looking at a pic of celestia i was fapping to
"That horse has a nice ass, son"
>>25687775
>sis
>she came over to chill and get lucky
need green now!
>>25687775
>pffffft, remember that time you asked me to shit on your stomach anon?
>that shit was hilarious>no pun intended
>>25687804
Holy shit I want your dad
>>25687804
>>25687255
been a fan since G1, so they know
>>25687677
How much?
>mom knows? = yes
>dad knows? = no
>grandparents spinning in their graves if they knew? = yes
>>25687775
>sis came in to chill and get lucky
So instead of netflix and chill you get pony and chill for wincest?
>>25687775
GF sounds bro.
None because although they love me, they don't give a shit about my interests.
>>25687255
>age 15
>had just gotten on the ride
>watched it shamelessly on the living room computer
>mom brought her boyfriend over, my soon-to-be stepdad
>birthday was coming up
>asked me what kind of cake I wanted
>showed her a printed pic of the mane 6 in front of her boyfriend
>they both cracked a smile, but I'm positive my mom took it seriously and was just holding back a cringe
>i looked down, as if checking for any stray spaghetti
>mom said no
>accepted that, not sure what else to suggest
>got a football cake by default
>finished birthday with no epic story to share with my group of ponyfriendsI was carelessly optimistic, seeing other friends and how their parents reacted. My eyes weren't open to shit like this for a couple years.
>>25687303
Which "hub"?
>>25687981
Look on the bright side, you didn't have to watch your family eat your favorite ponies.
>>25687947
See:
>>25687797
I tried to correct it as soon as possible, sorry to disappoint.she's loli as fuck
>>25687956
Total bro. We were friends for a long while before we dated. Made the awk bringing up fetishes convo easy cause we joked/made fun of eachothers kinks/talked about that stuff as friends.
>>25687255
>told mom casually that I like a cartoon show for little girls
>she starts crying and calls my dad to tell him that I'm gay
>dad leaves work immediately and rushes home furiously
>stomps upstairs to my room and starts fucking me
so they were cool about it i guess
>>25687431
Never change, /mlp/
>>25687981
Holy fuck you were a faggot.Still are.
Is there where everyone starts?
>>25687903
$30 Aud ebay
>>25687804
great dadwe need source pic anon
>>25688051
Only 30? Shit's cheap for a black market plush of that quality.
>>25687624
>>25687624
Kek You sound like a 12 yr old
>>25687804
was it NSFW or SFW lewd?
>>25688061
I think they sell them at Big W too
>>25687804
Based Dad is based
>>25687775
>chill and get lucky
mom
>caught me watching it and saw computer wallpaper
>"why are you watching that?"
>i like it
>"whatever floats your boat anon"
dad
>he saw computer background
>"anon your a 23yr old engine mechanic your supposed to be manly what is this?"
>dad last week i caught you crying when your football team lost....
>"okay lets just pretend we dont know about either of these things and we share them with no one"
twin brother
>saw me watching it and wallpaper again
>"well atleast you dont go to cons or have a bunch of merch like those autistic fags"
>heh yeah you know me bro
> still have deep desire to get a vinyl plush but too afraid of hell id catch
Sister
>same as above wallpaper and show
>"your a brony anon"
>i wouldnt say that, i mean i like the show but im not a freak
>"you don't jerk it to them do you, those guys are fucking sick"
>sweating like a whore in church at this point. Heh yeah those guys are fucking weird, dont know how theyre attracted to that
>activate pokerface
>"well okay good to know your not a fag, catch ya later"
>>25687433
Please tell me this a joke.
>>25688420
your sister sounds like a bitch
i bet she's hot
>>25688505
Not a joke, anon.
I was an enormous fucking antisocial faggot back then
>>25688065
i'm tired anon, give me a break
>>25687433
>>25688588
mom
>doesn't know as far as I know
dad
>walked into my room asking if I had change for a $10
>sees glimps of book horse as my background
>on my 48" TV
>doesn't say a word
>walks out
even though he didn't say anything, I'm sure he thinks i'm either gay or leaning towards it
sis
>walks in on me watching it
>asks me why I watch it
>say because I like it
fast foward to two weeks later
>family is over
>sis says "hey did you know anon likes and watches My Little Pony? to my aunt
>aunt stares at me
>sweating_intensifies.webm
>"I told you, I accidentally clicked on that channel and was too lazy to change it"
>saved
since then, I've bought a mystery box Applejack and a Mane 6 shirt that I wear to college sometimes. I try to hide it as best as I can.
>>25688628i should clarify that i only bring up the gay atheist part because they don't know, not because i want to shill
but yeah, it was pretty fucking awful looking back at it. I can only imagine how terrible I'll look back at it when I'm 40>fuck, i put telling my father about horsefucking above telling him my sexuality or anything
They just sort of tease me about it every once and a while. Mostly they don't bring it up.
I didn't see their faces. I had accidentally left my phone on my couch when I went out, and my dads phone was out of power. He decided to use mine, but my texts were open. When I got home, he called me upstars, and asked me about it. He then proceeded to tell my mother. They're both chill with it, though. They only tease sometimes. This all happened two weeks ago.
>>25688514
actually shes super cool about it, but shes having a kid in january. Im hoping its a girl so i can buy pony merch and not feel guilty about it.
>>25688687
>First thing that came to mind when I read "mystery box Applejack"
Shame
Honestly don't blame my dad as I sperged pretty hard 4 years ago and tried to show them the show and showed them the pilot which is pretty cringey.he also found out about my pony porn dabblings and had a talk with me
>>25687804
who has the cap of the guy's story where his dad was looking at his porn and he said "these are some hot dogs son"?
>>25687804
Now I'm curious about that nice ass. Link to Celestia pic?
Sister:
>In the car heading home from Chipotle back when I was in high school
>She's driving
>We're talking about weird stuff going on in the world and the internet and stuff
>She says how she's a huge fan of some show (game of thrones I think)
>My dumb ass: "Oh well theres this new show going around that apparently super popular with grownup guys
>Sis: "Is that that brony show thing? Yah what the hell is wrong with those guys, can't get laid haha", while punching my arm
>Go silent
>fuck
>She notices I'm acting different
>"Uhh, are you one of those?"
>I let it out and say yah and that the show is really good if you give it a chance and I'm happy I found it
>She tells me not to worry about it and that its probably a diamond in the rough if I like it
>We have a nice car ride back homeShe ended up taking me to Bronycon this year while she visited the aquarium and other things in Baltimore because she's always wanted to visit that area.
Mom
>She catches me practicing art and doodling strictly ponies
>Let it be known I only got into art for the sake of ponies and ponies only
>Shes happy I am exploring an artistic side because I was strictly just good at math and played football and I was as simple and straight-forward as it gets
>Over time she realizes its just ponies
>Hey Anon, what are these little ponies, they look kind of like the tv show back a while ago
>I tell her just because she already knew about it.
>She doesn't really give a shit, she's just happy I'm drawing
Dad
>He catches my background on my laptop
>I was looking up pony, and he came in so I closed the pony tab to reveal a pony background
>sweating.gif
>It was chrysalis, I had only set it for a fucking day
>He's a hardened weightlifting scout for a professional organization (not football)
>"What's this anon"
>After a while of interrogating/questioning, I explain it to him
>"Uhh, that's weird. Just make sure you keep up with football"
Scored a TD that week from defense, made him proud
>>25688845
>Football
>Ponyfag
You're a fucking legend, anon.
>>25688845
>dad being proud of you
anon please tell me what that feels like i need to know.
>>25688880
I think the number of anons who are the opposite of what you'd expect would surprise you.
Personally, I was a state champ in high school. Not foozeball though.
Power levels are a curious thing.
>>25687255
My dad said he wants to ejaculate into the blue one
>>25688845
>>25688845 (You)
Sorry, I forgot to remove my name (I do art shit)
>>25688880
>You're a fucking legend, anon
Yah I would be if I wasn't a fucking autistic sack of shit who had a Twilight tulpa appear to help me through the fucking suicides. She only appeared there when I wanted to quit (and I never tried to make a tulpa before, and after football she never came back)
Little Brother
I'm literally a fucking autist looking back on this one.
>We're hanging out in my room playing some MLB Power Pros- Wii, a baseball game we seriously enjoy because we're both baseball players (though he lives baseball, when I lived football)
>Tangent: We actually came back and played it again and made a black guy who's name was "Lambo Curve" and we just fucking laughed so fucking hard at this fucking guy fucking up in story mode. Lambo goddamn curve holy shitDon't fucking judge us that game is some dank shit
>End up watching MLP while he plays, but I have my headphones in
>Without me knowing, he leans over and sees what on my phone and sees ponies
>I flip it on him and make it seem like I'm ironically watching it
>"HAHA LOOK AT THESE FUCKING CARTOON PONIES ALL THESE CHILDISH SHENANINGANS."
>He buys it and we watch it together
>We do an ironic watching of it once every couple days
>I notice that he knows a lot of the character names after a while, and that he knows I seem to know too much as well
>We one day confide in each other that we both watch the show unironically and consider ourselves the b-word
>He eventually became a writefag, in an incredibly active thread, and it crumbled when he left writing.
>He eventually left the fandom
>We still both don't forget the fucking memories we shared and good times we had because of this show
>We had great times through baseball and football and being sons in an athletic family
>But this thing really brought us close
>I'm still here, but he isn't
>Thats ok
>He is NOW being looked at by D1 baseball teams
>>25688845
>I was looking up pony, and he came in so I closed the pony tab to reveal a pony background
lel
>>25687255
They were cheeky bastards and got me two pones for Christmas. And
The worst to of the six.Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash
There is the occasional teasing but nothing else, really.
>>25688999
>>25688905
>tell me what that feels like
I was raised to feel a sense of duty in doing the right thing and trying to be the best person you can be. In everything, to make your family proud, you do your duty. My dad was a varsity athlete back in a ghetto high school and started out with nothing and made everything, so we followed by his example. I was a double varsity athlete, with two other sports on the side. My little brother is double varsity now. My sister was a varsity captain fencer. When you get good grades, stay athletic, and always do the right thing, you do your duty to make your dad proud. And I respect my father above all else. And he loves me with all his heart.
The varsity fencing captain sister
>Be me in HS and her in college in a sorority
>Much like my mom she catches me drawing in my room
>"Omg u big nerd hahaha what is that" she says in a friendly way
>"Its just this cartoon thing, I'm trying to learn how to draw animals that are equine-esque, because apparently they're the easiest to draw"
>Can you smell that, that smell, that smelly smell, that smelly smell that smells smelly
>you can literally smell the insecurity coming off of me
>"Well alright, lemme know how that goes!"
>Yah, you too!
>wat
>nvm, back to drawing
>After stumbling on me drawing the same thing over and over again she looks into it and definitely tries to get me to admit it by doing things like going up to me and asking
>"Oh hey anon theres this show I saw on the internet on facebook called my little ponies and it looks like what your drawing"
>Oh what a coincidence hahaha.....
>After like 3 times of situations like this happening, I just tell her
>"That's wonderful, good for you! I'm happy for you."
>confusion.tiff
>"Uh, that isn't weird?"
>"Well yah its weird but it makes you happy, so like whatever"
>She's acting way too nice about this
>Years later, I still don't know why she was so good about it.
>I've seen her genuine kindness, and that didn't seem like it. W/e
To be fair, this was also my Dad's reaction when I told him I have a boyfriend.
>>25689054
This happened to me once, except I didn't even know that the wallpaper I had set was ponyporn
It turns out I had accidentally set a porn image as my wallpaper somehow.
I heard my brother coming downstairs while I was browsing /mlp/, so I switched to my desktop to pretend like I was doing something else.
>my fucking face when I see pony porn on my desktop when my brother is halfway down the stairs
Thankfully I had enough time to switch back into my browser and just open up a new tab.
>>25689148
What was the pic?
>tell family
>nobody cares
>get on with my life of ponies
>>25689148
>"What the fuck anon?!"
>"Everybody knows that Rarity's the worst pony!"
>"Jesus anon, you've got Pinkie Pie open in Chrome too?! She's the least fuckable!"
>"I'm telling Dad."
>>25688786
What did he say about the pron?
>>25689157
Unfortunately I don't remember.
>>25689169
>download.jpg
>>25687255
I've got that shit on lockdown, and I moved out a few months ago. It's smooth sailing until I reach a hole in the ground.
>>25689122
im fucking jelly anon
twin is long distance runner like dad, brother played football. Showed up to all there meets and practices bought all their gear. I got into motocross and hair scrambles. Two 2nd and one 3rd place in scrambles. In motocross get three 1st place finishes and two 2nd place finishes. He never showed up to any of the races or anything. Day before my 8th race crash bad bike come off bike 35ft up, bike lands on top of body, kid riding behind me on atv then lands on me. Flown to hospital unresponsive, 14 broken bones, 3 torn ligaments, permanent damage to acl, titanium rods the whole nine yards. Told i will never ride again. Dad "good its a stupid ass game hell thats not even a sport, yada yada be like your brother, stop wasting your time and money. Never even told me he was glad i was okay.
Can i borrow yours for like maybe a week? Mine is defective.
>>25687255
>>25687255
They think I'm weird, but they always did. Though one time my dad walked in while I had /mlp/ open and pic related was on the screen. He stared at it for a solid 3 seconds and then walked out.
>>25689437
At least it wasn't porn.
>"Son, why does that horse have a cock?"
They were so indifferent about it they didn't get why it was a big deal in the first place. Then I realised it isn't a big deal at all, it's just a fucking show.
My stepdad on the other hand finds my Pinkie Pie plushie awkward. Like he gets this weird half-smile like he doesn't know how to react when he sees it, then later on always try to use it as leverage whenever he runs out of things to say in an argument.
they never found out, I've never told them, and never will.
Once my mother asked what was the small pony I had on my desktop next to my PC. I just said "heh it was a silly joke from a friend of me"
Then one day I come back from holidays and obviously my mother had to clean my room while I wasn't there, and she threw away my pony without asking. She didn't tell me, I just got there and saw my pony wasn't there anymor and I KNOW she did it. I didn't say anything, but deep inside I was crying.
>>25687255
>Be sleeping in bed.
>Hear mom unlock door to my house and come in, she likes to come over and clean and do mom shit.
>Annoying, but hell, can't really complain.
>Realize I forgot to put away a project.
>Hear her stop at my desk right before my doorway.
>Cold sweat.
>"Oh my God, that is adorable."
>I left my Zecora figurine out that I just finished a leather cloak on.
>Fall out of bed and find her examining it.
>Nearly shit myself when she fiddles with thinks on it I am not sure will hold.
>They do.
>"Wow, you did a really good job on this, you did make this right?"
>'Yeah, it's actual leather too.'
>"I like how you stitched the hood, what did you use?"
>'Uh... super glue?'
>hfw I didn't actually stitch it.
They don't particularly care. I've been obsessed with Pokemon since elementary school and never grew out of it, but they don't think anything of it really. I have a small section of things on a bookcase that contains most of my autism to one corner of my room. My mom will sometimes pick up figures for me if she sees them at yard sales and doesn't seem to distinguish between me liking Pokemon and me liking Ponies. My dad used to be an artsy hipster when he was my age so he's supportive of anything so long as it isn't dangerous and makes me happy. He thought my 4CC scarf was cool and was more interested in its quality and the technique used to print the image rather than the fact that it was a cartoon horse. Honestly I think it's normal and healthy for a parent to be supportive of something their child likes, especially when it's so harmless (I'm not talking fetishes here) , and I feel for the people who have to hide it or get told it's shameful. They're just horses and some people need to get over it and not lose their shit when their kids could be addicted to heroine or something instead.
No one cared. I was 24 when horses came out. Being an adult has perks.
I have this hung in my apartment, right next to my front door.
My parents have seen it, along with my younger siblings, and none of them know who the artist is.
![[screams externally].gif](https://i.imgur.com/G7upVvl.gif "[screams externally].gif")
>>25689495
>They go on google.
>Look him up.
>tfw
>>25689494
anon um i need an explanation on what the fuck im seeing
>>25689508
A man eating meat byproduct.
>>25689508
A typical family picnic.
>>25689495
>>25687255
>... Okay, whatever.
>>25689508
A family watching a crow eat some meat?
That's what I see.
>>25689457
>moms throwing away things they find in your room while cleaning that isn't tissues or condoms
Why do these moms exist and why does it seem normal?
In the very least gather it in a pile for you to sort out.
>>25689122
and I'm just sitting here contemplating on my life.
The way you say it, it's like your mother's suspicious of something.
>>25687255
>was
>implying
>Have had a suspicion that I had a Broken Arrow even with my mom about horses before.
>She never mentioned it to me, but I could feel it, but dropped it.
>Cold War.jpg.
>Christmas rolls along, mom, dad, bro and sister in law are all here.
>Everyone is having a grand time.
>Opening gifts, yadda yadda.
>Notice I have two extra gifts still.
>This isn't right, we are usually really good about keeping the gifts eve.
>Notice mom looking at me.
>She has the biggest troll face on the planet right now.
>Bro and sis in law are confused.
>Mom drops one of the gifts in my lap.
>I know this box shape.
>Launch detected.png.
>"Well, Anon, go ahead and open it."
>Everyone is watching.
>Knees weak.
>Moms spaghetti.
>Open it up and it's a EQG Rarity. (The shit one with no bendy arms)
>Everyone yucks it up.
>Other one is also a Rarity.
>I came on them later that night.
>>25689567
I like your mom
>>25689567
>EG dolls
I will never understand how they sell to even the target demographic.
>>25689574
I know what Hasbro was trying to do, but holy shit, you made better movies then the Monster High franchise with these.
You could at least give a shit about the toy!
Pretty negative.
Not nearly as bad as when my mom took my old SD card to use for her pictures on her phone.still more mad about all the good 4chan shit I saved and the pony porn I lost though
The weirdest part is that when I explained why I was gonna go to Bronycon and shit, she was real proud because I had a press pass and shit. She wanted to know the name of the site I write for, but I skirted around it. No way I'm telling her about HN.
>>25687255
legitimately
>>25687255
It ranges from indifference to wanting to get to know me through my hobbies. Gets a little awkward when she asks about wanting to go to a con.
>>25689495
I have the Applejack Big Mac mane swap framed myself.
>>25689609
>Be me
>18
>many years after I had been "bronified"
>mum comes up
>hey guess what Anon? I'm a brony too!
>Her favorite is Flutters. (she says flutterbat is cool too)
whatisevengoingon.jpg
They don't care. Had family over for Christmas the other year. Had my 4DE Twi plush sitting on my bed like usual. Nephew ends up peeking into my room. Okay, not peeking. I had my door wide open because I don't give a fuck. At the dinner table, whole family is around.
>"Hey, anon. You like that My Little Pony?"
>he was quiet, so nobody else heard
>I shrug and nod
>"Cool. Which one is that in your room?"
>tell him
>"Neat. She your favorite?"
>nod
>"You like Fluttershy or Rarity?"
>I tell him I like them all
>"Why do you watch it? You a brony?"
>I shrug again, telling him I like the characters and it's a cute show
>"Yeah, it is pretty cute."
My nephew is a cool dude. Most interaction between my parents and the shows was them walking by with it on the TV.
>"Watching pony?"
>just nod
>they continue on
>>25689609
>tfw your Applejack mother will never disapprove of you liking ponies
>>25689586
Oh, yeah, honestly, my mom's reaction to pony was not strange at all compared to her reaction to Trailer Park Boys. She loves that shit.
>>25687255
compared to the other wierd shit , ponys are fairly tame
>>25689630
Anon do you watch derpibooru together
>>25689494
Chin Chin?
Mine's pretty mild so here goes.
>Cousins my age
>One is all "dude no, das gay brah." but still cool with hanging out occasionally.
>Other one is a koreaboo so he could care less.
>Cousins age 5 (F) and 8 (B)
>Bring Playstation 2 over every Saturday to let 8 play because he doesn't have any video games, while letting 5 watch MLP on the laptop.
>8 is bewildered by my thing for ponies, 5 complains that she wants Princess Sophia
>Continue for about two months worth of Saturdays, 5 likes the pone but not as much as Sophia. 8 would usually make fun of my thing for pone but he would occasionally/unconsciously hum the MLP theme song.
>Mother
>Cares less because she thinks it's one of them animes us twenty-something people watch for the local pop culture conventions
>Sister age 25
>Cares even less but has knowledge of what the pone is. You could say she even introduced it to me.
>pet cat
>exits room whenever she hears Rainbow Dash or some scratchy voice like hers.
>Mom
Doesn't really care.
Think my RD plushie is cute.
Even wanted to pay for my hotel room this summer when I went to the Galacon.
>Lil' Bro
Watch the show too, not a brony/horsefucker though.
>Big Bro
Said he heard about guys watching MLP.
Doesn't care.
Once surprised him with my RD plushie on his shoulder when he visited us. "Look, I've found a parrot" he said.
the first time i told my dad he sent me clop a few minutes after... which was the perfect time to say i liked it. He kinda just replied, "What ever works for ya'"
>>25689858
where u from?
>>25689941
France
>>25688420
>twin brother
You kept it a secret from your twin brother? I thought you guys were supposed to like the same pony, even when raised thousands of miles apart.
>>25689840
>The cat knows when something is after pussy.
>>25687777
7777.
>Be me
>Last year
>Time of year where my mother pays me a visit and is in town for a while to see her friends
>She moved away from town, I stayed
"Anon, I need to look up something, can I use your computer?"
>Without thinking
>"Yeah sure, go ahead"
"A-anon, what's this on your desktop?"
>Processing...
>Scream internally, completely forgetting i had an Applehorse wallpaper
"Does your girlfriend use your computer or something?"
>SHE DOESN'T KNOW
>"Y-yeah, why? did she change something?"
"There's a cartoon horse on your desktop"
>"O-oh, I’ll change it later, ha ha, what a jerk she can be"
To this day, she never knows I never had a girlfriend at the time OR that I watch ponies
>>25689987
The way your mother asked you about it is like you contracted a disease or been fooling around with the wrong crowd.
Where's the green about the guy whose dad watches a couple episodes with him, likes it and goes "You have porn of this don't you?" and he says yes and his dad tells him not to let his mom find out
>>25687255
Mine were actually quite calm. And they helped me get my first bit of merchandise, a Vinyl Scratch Funko Figure. After that, all I had was the local wal mart.
But when my mother just decides to speak about it,
I leave that room,
immediately.
>>25687255
Mom
>They're so cute, who is this one?
Fluttershy
>Butterfly?
No Fluttershy
Shutterby?
Dad
>Which one is your wife
The purple one
>When can I expect grandkids
...
Parents don't give a fuck at all, dad jokes about it at times, mom finds them really cute, but for the love of her cannot remember any names
stop watching cartoons and get a job
>Mum
>Aren't you a bit old for this? Why would you be interested in this?
>Dad
>Mum told him without me knowing and he just looks at me awkwardly whenever it comes up.
>Both always refer to it about everything as if I'm obsessed.
>They don't know that I'm obsessed.
>It pisses me off.
Older Sister
>the first one I told, I just couldn't contain my faggotry and needed a way to order a CMC hoodie, having cash but no card
>she has no idea what the show is, despite being one of those 'lol I'm so nerdy I love Star Wars, the prequels were great' girls
>she's pretty alright with it
>keep the secret from everyone until I tell my little sister.
Little Sister
>we've always had a shit relationship, but she lived in the same room as my older sister, so it was inevitable that she figure out.
>recorded her reaction, but deleted it afterwards.
>something along the lines of 'you have GOT to be kidding me' in a really annoyed voice
>no one else knows about it until the CMC hoodie comes in
Mother
>the hoodie comes in, it's just the CMC insigna plastered on the back of a regular gray hoodie.
>my sister decides to show it to my mom behind my back, pokes fun at me. Heard the whole thing from upstairs
>mother is a conservative muslim from Syria. this sort of thing was, at the time, beyond her understanding
>she's flabbergasted
>goes from disbelief, to rejection, and finally accepts that her son is a weirdo.
None of my brothers or my dad know. I wore the hoodie around the house one time. Older brother asked "what the fuck is THAT"
>o-oh it's just an internet thing
>"I fucking hope so"
things are better now. My older brothers went off to medical school so I don't have to constantly watch my back when I'm not at college.
I got my little sister into the show, while treating her and my little brother a lot nicer. My sister and I now watch new episodes while playing Yu-Gi-Oh. Pretty comfy.
My mother likes to watch it with me. She barely understands english, but when she gets some of the jokes, she starts giggling like a maniac, it's pretty adorable
>Mom
Bought all my merch. She fixed my Lulu plush and wants to uprgade her mane and tail. Actually went to my first meetup with me.
>Dad
Is okay with it. Doesn't think I'm a faggot probably because I don't reveal my power levels at all in public.
>Sister
Watches the show from time to time. Had an EqG phase. Teases me with "hurr das beastiality" jokes.
>Brother
Is about as obsessed as me in a way. Gets home everyday from school and opens 50+ tabs of pone while watching youtube vids. Major Twifag and Flutterfag.
Only downside to this is my brother cannot stop from looking up clop out in the fucking open on the computer.
>>25687255
What are you fucking gay?
>>25687804
>>25688808
Got it
>>25690072
>Dad
>>Which one is your wife
>The purple one
>>When can I expect grandkids
>>25690072
>Dad
>>Which one is your wife
>The purple one
>>When can I expect grandkids
>>25688845
>>25688999
>>25689122
Notice me,Ash-senpai
Your family sounds really chill, dude
>>25690953
>ash-senpai
Why, who are you?
>>25691241Powerlifting
We used to talk on kik
My sister is cool with it. I'm 27 and she's older so I do my shit and she does hers.
About a year ago her boyfriend found out, thought it was hilarious, and then wound up playing the card game with me. He doesn't give a shit about the show, but he thought the game was really good.
Just this weekend, though, I went to my company's holiday party, and invited my sister as my +1. We both got really drunk and she revealed my power level to a bunch of my coworkers. Got about a 50/50 mix of laughs and weird looks. I tried to play it by laughing along, but a couple people kept giving me shit for it. I was very glad when that conversation was over.
>>25687281
>mom: "Anon...you are 30"
>>25687255
Dad died before pony was a thing. And ive seen my mom watch episodes before and she knows what makes it special. Shes also had a crush on delancie since TNG
>>25687981
>underage nipshit
What else is new
>>25687433
>>be me
k
>>25690824
>dad looking at your porn
>>25688880
I was a football captain at a large suburban Minneapolis highschool, went undefeated senior year. Now I play in college.
I grew up watching barbie movies cuz 3 younger sisters.
pic related
>>25690661
>Not having your sister and mother stoned to death.
>>25692496
sorry dude, drugs are for degenerates
>>25687255
Don't think my parents know/care that I do at this point but...
>last year
>caught my dad watching MLP on Netflix when I visited home
>later made fun of him, he just said it was because of my little bro
>doubtful
later
>at parents' house, bored, browse /mlp/ on my phone
>dad walks past me
>questions why I'm looking at a picture of rainbow dash
>almost sperg, then realize he knows her name
>mutual sperging
mi papa also plays vidya on an expensive PC and goes on plebbit, so I can't say I'm ever surprised.
I guess autism is genetic.
>>25687255
They're alright with it. My mom sometimes watches it with me.
But if they knew I was a Horsefucker, that's a different story.
>>25690072
So your dad knows about what waifus are or is it just some paternal bonding that lets you joke with each other about it half-seriously?
>>25687255
I have a younger sister, she's an otaku and a furry artist. My mom watches all kinds of TV shows with her, from anime to Game of Thrones.
When I discovered ponies I mentioned it to them, and after a brief period of incredulity they both started watching it casually too.
They didn't really care.
My dad was like "whatever" and my mother thought it was cute. That was the end of it.
>>25688061
Onlyfactory makes a shitload of pony plushes, even after Hasbro smacked them with a C&D. They're all on eBay from chinese and australian sellers, for about $25-$35 USD each.
Kinda sad when the cheap chinese knockoffs are infinitely higher quality than the official merch Hasbro puts out.
>2012
>15yr
>Massive, antisocial faggot, whos only other field of knowledge is computers and vidya.
>Get into ponie, see it as this massive new thing that will change everything. Burst it out infront of everyone.
Here are some reactions.
mom
>doesn't really care, but thinks its kinda strange
>must have seen some lewd pony art I've drawn since I generally like to draw pone
>Never sais anything and keeps me being my way
dad
>head in hands
>heavy breething
>calls me faggot, still does whenever he sees my desktop background or plushie
>It was never different with any other of my interests, so I dont care.
friends
>only had 2 friends when I became a part of pone culture, all nerdy.
>but nerdy in a military and computer simulation type way, not anime nerd culture way.
>They think its starnge and roll their eyes, but we still are great friends to this day
>(also found lessnerdy friends to smoke weed with and go to parties since I started hiding my powerlevel and becoming more normal)
Wow there are a lot of underages in here. And goddamn am I glad pony was not a thing when I was in school.
Mother and stepfather have known for over 4 years. I sperged a little in my younger age and deservedly got ridiculed for that, but still have merch around now and am just more chill about it. They don't mind now, appreciate its pretty much a pop culture thing and appreciate what the majority of the fanbase does with art/music/etcalthough my stepfather has seen porn of it somehow and tells me sexualization of it is disgusting. They must never see my phone or computer past wallpapers.
My father is a complete waste of time who I haven't seen for years so I don't give a fuck what he thinks even if he knew.
Extended family only know because cousins admit they watch it at a gathering and my parents said "oh, so does Anon!" I'm then made to watch a G3 DVD with the 4-year old, trying to explain the entire time this isn't what I watch. [Spoiler]help me
College housemates are cool with it, half are bronies and have their own merch, we watch new episodes when they air and shit. Other housemates are so into other fandoms they appreciate it'd be pot calling the kettle black if they had a problem with it.one knows I clop, we send each other anthro porn. All housemates are female, I'm the only male.
>>25690661
>2 sisters
>multiple brothers
>Mother from Syria who cant speak english
Wow, I'm not being racist here, but when I think of bronies or horsefuckers or whatever you fancy calling yourslef, My thought always gos to this guy:
>>25695411
The fact thyt you, brought up in a much stricter and culturally extremelyy different family, but still are just as much of an internet craving faggot like all of us is pretty uplifting in a sense.
I'm from Germany, btw.
>Sister
Told her, pic related was her reaction cuz she was highasfuck.jpeg
>Dad
plan on "accidentally" watch the Tirek fight while he walks in, hopefully putting good impression on him
>Mom
ded.webm
>>25687255
Mom
>Watched the original cartoon in the 80s while getting high.
>Thinks it's adorable
>Bought me a PinkieBat plush for Christmas last year
Dad
>Doesn't know
>Long haired hippie in his youth
>Won't care despite being straight laced conservative since then
>Keeps a picture of Applejack I drew on his desk at work after he found out I started drawing again
Step-Mom and rest of step-family
>Doesn't know
>Won't understand
>Not ever going to bring it up
>Dyed in the wool Southerners
>Anything different is wrong and therefore unholyThank fuck I moved out three years ago before getting on the ride.
Sister might know, pokes fun about it anyway.
>2010-2011
>chikun filly as my phones wallpaper
>its charging
>sis picks it up
>"i need to use your phone anon"
panic
>i try to grab it out of her hand
>...too late?
2013
>sister brings home a few friends
>one of their brothers is a complete straight up horsefucker
>friend steals one of his plushies
>she opens my bedroom door
>all of her friends are behind her
>holds a RD toy up in front of her face
>ANON DO YOU WANT IT??!??
>her friends are laughing behind her
>w-what is that?
>she laughs
>her friends laugh
>she closes the door
2015
>sis straight up tells my parents i watch the show
>deny deny deny
>parents find out about bronies
>they are VERY uncomfortable about the idea
>almost get caught with lewd material
>literally had to pull my desktop screen down like a laptop to hide it.
such is life
>>25687255
My dad knows I've literally fucked real horses.
Still haven't told him about ponies.
>>25687255
Pone is pretty much not a thing they thought was weird for me to like so they didn't care.
>>25687255
My sister called me a faggot.
Around season 2, my best bro proceeded to claim he too, was a horsefucker. We've watched every episode together ever since.
My sister is totally against it for reasons I don't understand, she just hates everything about it and when I try to justify myself she interrupts my sentence, ignores my point, then tells me to stop talking. But then again that's generally how she argued against anything. Pic related her reaction.
My Mom just had a kind of forced enthusiasm that I really can't tell whether or not is genuine about it. She would support me in every decision I made pretty much, but she didn't really think much of it after I first introduced her to the show when she asked.
My Dad didn't care or even really question it. He just asked about why I was watching cartoon horses I told him I liked it because it's cute and it's entertaining for older audiences too like Spongebob, and he just said 'okay cool'. A while back when the season 3 finale was going to air the next day and I couldn't see it, I went to the dvr to record it and I found that it was already being recorded and my Dad told me he did it. Later that day when I got home I found that the recording was already labeled watch.
>>25697049
*watched
>>25696795
Explain.
>2012
>Be me
>Brony Faggot
>On the couch watching Technicolor Magical Sentient Rather Small Horses Affluent Companionship Is A force That Cannot Be Explained By Science As Of Right Now
>Dad walks in from nap
>Looks at me
>Then at the show
>Goes back to bed
It's been 2 years now
Pic Related
>>25687255
They will never ever know.
>>25687255
My parents are fans too. My dad's really into Discord and Pinkie because he's "that dad," and my mom just likes cute happy ponies.
>>25687255
>>25687648
it sounds like you're using sarcasm, but that's probably what 60+% of /mlp/ actually do.
This thread makes me feel better about my sperginessand really fucking glad they don't know.
My brother probably suspects but he's a turbo autist so I don't really care and I doubt he'd tell anyone anyways.
My mom saw me looking at pony once. She was actually really relieved when I told her it was a show I watched because I read a lot of horror and play a lot of videogames and she worries that all the constant violence and stuff will make me depressed.
That was back when the ride started and she hasn't brought it up since. She's pretty based.
>be me
>2013
>become a massive faggot and join the ABB
>not into the show yet
>Christmas rolls around
>me and my brother buy each other a gift each year
>brother knows I have obsession with the hate of the neck beards and their horses
>convince my brother to buy me a copy of GTA because no money
>he hands my a present and it's a pretty big box much larger than a game case
>I open it up
>mother
>fucking
>pinkie pie
>initially I sperg out and act like a faggot around the figurine.
>tfw I got into the show and still have her
>tfw she's now my waifu
>what did my brother do to me?
>>25697778
>ABB
You mean anti-brony brotherhood?
I guess you are originally from /v/ , is that correct?
>>25697820
Yeah, I was even in the steam group lmao we thought we were hot shit
>have pony desktop
>family sees it
>13 year old cousin: "is that fluttershy?"
>mfw it was fucking rainbow dash
"Nope."
>awkward silence
>"why do you watch my little pony?"
"It's entertaining. Really, no other reason"
>"oh"
Never gets brought up aside when my cousin and me are in the same room. I assume they're all silently judging me, but I do the same so I cant really complain unless they're assholes about it.
The only bad thing is I'm bisexual and if I end up with a boyfriend instead of a girlfriend I'll never hear the end of "I knew it from when I saw you watching ponies!"
>>25697851
And did you have connections to Gay Nigger Association of America?
Just asking out of curiosity.
>>25697885
Pls anon I have changed
>>25688017
marry her, you fuck
>>25697881
Just go /fit/ and they won't say it's from ponies.
>>25697114
>shitty photoshop instead of inspect element
>>25697114
THAT FUCKING IMAGE
>>25697114
>9 million subscribers
>7 million people on earth
fake/10, nice try
>>25698239
>7 million people on earth
Let me Fix That For You:
>7 billion people on earth .
>>25698077
This
>>25688813
>>25688081
>>25688060
Bring us the sauce anon!
We demand sauce!
>>25696795
You fucker you can't just leave it at that
>>25699769
Yes he can.
>>25698894
was it this?
>>25699873
>leg veins
oh god
>>25687255
I told my parents in 2012, when I was 15.
My dad thought I was coming out of the closet, my mom mas talking about "she always knew", and my sister couldn't stop laughing.
Ended up "dating" some chick who liked me, but I had no interest in to make it look like I wasn't some weirdo faggot.
After a year of bullshit, we broke up and I "stopped watching" mlp, but in reality I didn't stop watching until twilicorn/eqg/s3 finale.
I can't leave and I want off.
>>25699883
jesus shit dicks I didn't even see it until you pointed it out
>>25695488
Autism knows no boundaries anon.
And, just to clarify, I have 3 sisters and 4 brothers. Hell, I am probably them manliest out of all of them.
>>25699883
and it's ruined
thanks faggot
>>25687255
>parents somehow find out i like ponies
>parents start mocking me and giving me MLP shit as presents
>not the good kind of MLP shit, but sticker sheets and lame cards, temp tattoos and other shit like that
>Dad walks in, sees me surfing 4chins
>me being me, I really couldn't give a flying fuck. Carry on surfing
>Dad takes a look, asks what it is
>Oh this? It's just an image board for a show I like
>Dad asks what show
>my little pony
>Dad mulls it over a few seconds before just shrugging it off and walking away with a 'whatever you're into'
2 weeks later I saw him checking out Rarity Takes Manehattan. He didn't like it, was his fault for picking such a shit tier episode tho. Fucking idiot
>>25699883
Wow you colossal faggot
>>25699883
That is a shadow senpai.
>>25687255
My dad laughed at me and didn't care.
