>"Anon, why did you scare me like that, I thought you were a predator."
>"Do you know how long it's gonna take for me to grow back these intestines?"
![410110__solo_pinkie+pie_semi-dash-grimdark_parody_sweat_sick_vomit_ill_artist-colon-239asd_vomiting[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/djEc2up.jpg "410110__solo_pinkie+pie_semi-dash-grimdark_parody_sweat_sick_vomit_ill_artist-colon-239asd_vomiting[1].jpg")
>>25685707
>EqG prompt
>>25685707
Oh yeah, forgot you were a seahorse monster.
>>25685707
What? You're supposed to be a sea HORSE not a sea CUCUMBER!
>>25685707
Dont be such a baby is just a little crab.
Maybe that'll teach you not to be racist
>>25685742
Does that mean she lays her eggs in your chest?
>>25685750
Coconut crabs are not little, they are the worlds largest terrestrial arthropod and they will fuck your shit.
>>25685714
>AiE
>>25685765
Of course not, she lays them in the designated pouch on my belly. Duh, don't you know anything about science?
>>25685742
NEIL ARMSTRONG
>>25685714
>>25685779
>greentext
>>25685779
>prompt
>>25685765
>>25685786
So, I guess we can expect her to do weird shit with your belly button?
>>25685714
>>25685779
>>25685803
>>25685804
>Posting at all
>>25685814
I dunno, I guess. She isn't very good at explaining it.
>>25685820
>posting a post to inform others of the wrongdoing that is posting
>>25685820
>SINGLES
>>25685850
>(in the basilica of Pompeii): O walls, you have held up so much tedious graffiti that I am amazed that you have not already collapsed in ruin.
Anon, even in Ancient Rome it was a duty to complain about shitposting with more shitposting.
>>25685895
very artistic post I like it
>>25685707
"Oh! Oh, Jesus, uhh.... Sorry...?"
>She sighs and legs her guts fall to the ground. They land and make the most disgusting, wet ~splort~ you've ever heard.
>"Just leave them be."
>She lightly kicks the mess, which makes an even worse sound, and you begin to heave and retch violently.
>"Sorry about the mess."
>>25685929
gave me a laugh
