Episode 525: The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 1
Episode 526: The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 2
Written by Josh Haber
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3g0fxe
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3g0am7
Draw prompts return!
>Draw pony, or any other creature, integrated into modern/near future society.
http://mlpgenrichmentcenter.tumblr.com/post/134645285533/
It's still a pretty crazy spell that Starlight Glimmer was able to pull off in her initial bid. Cutie Marks are a part of a pony, so to be able to remove that and store it - it begs some questions. Could a cutie mark last indefinitely separated from its owner? Are there other ways to use them? Is this a magic she developed on her own, or had she found prior research. And if the latter, then who, and for what purpose?
Small wonder Star Swirl the Bearded was so interested in his research, with these kinds of magical mysteries abounding.
>>25678723
Previous thread.
Step one: You cut a hole in the box.
>mfw the thread dies
>>25683960
I thought it work with spoilers.
Still, my point stand.
Liking stallion x female as a male is pretty much liking kekoldry.
>>25683987
That isn't how things work.
A customer at a restaurant doesn't have to show the chef how to cook.
>>25684025
>mfw a new one is ready instantly
OH NO
IT DIED BEFORE WE COULD POST MORE HUMANHORSES
Sometimes I want to give artists constructive crit but then rudeanons shit on them so I just keep quiet.
Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
>>25684029
Then go to a different restaurant.
>>25684029
>>25684036
as long as you throw in a compliment too I'm sure it won't be perceived as being rude
https://derpiboo.ru/1038690
>>25684036
please do
we need feedback from non-shitbirds
>>25684025
I don't understand.
It was going fast and wasn't close to image limit.
*smacks lips*
SO HOL UP
>>25684054
>posting unf derpi links on mlpg
what the fuck are you doing?
>>25684025
Now we have a fresh one for fresh horses
>>25684061
>gee anon what are we gonna do on the snow
>whump
>>25684044
As soon as the chef that cooked garbage stops shoving it down my throat.
>>25684048
I don't understand.
>>25684061
We fell off the end of the board
it's possible someone was maliciously bumping threads to kill us, but that's a weird and paranoid thing to suggest
>>25684061
>You will never proofread Luna's ridiculous holiday cash in books
>Why does she keep writing these?
>>25684083Even though it's happened before
>>25684083
Wouldn't be the first time.
>>25684072
It's more like a buffet but you keep eating the thing you don't like and crying how it's being forced on you.
>>25684075
He's implying that the only reason someone would tell an artist that their art is bad is for attention.
>>25684097
What does that picture have to do with that?
>>25684090
>>25684094
Don't be weird and paranoid, anon
>SB drew more muscle
unf
>>25684095
>chef serves shit on a plate
>scat fetishists and chef's circle continually rave about how good chef's cooking is, despite it being shit
>chef continues serving shit on a plate, even going out of his way to dress up as an anonymous chef so he can serve more shit to people that don't like shit
shhhh
>>25684103
It's a guy excited that he got a (you), indicated by 4chanx.
>>25684123
Bless that man
>>25684103
it's a meme, similar to "this is bait"
it's used by retards when they run out of """arguments"""
>>25684130
shhhHHHIT!
CUNT! FUCK! FART! NIGGER COCK!
>>25684130
>>25684108
well weird is pretty normal here at least
>>25684141
Oh. It didn't look like anything I'd seen before.
>>25684006
Seriously? Why keep creating Generals? The show's on hiatus, let's keep it free of shit like this for a while.
Oh man, that's nostalgic. I remember the first one of those kinds of posts on /co/.
>>25684199
We need generals to discuss issac's important headcanon prompts
>>25684128
So you're saying you're the only customer at the restaurant complaining, but you won't tell the chef how to prepare a meal to your liking?
>>25684141
Moot implemented that shitfest into the site's natural extension years ago. Soon after he created the catalogue
>>25684199
because then I would be posting in your threads and you wouldn't want that
>[Muffled laughter in the distance]
>>25684199
There must be always a /mlpg/.
https://gifsound.com/?gif=i.imgur.com/6cNI4EH.gif&v=GFP8Jcul8Gk
Who's a silly pony?
>>25684271
>help!
>it's an annoying tripfag!!!
This happens on every board that isn't /b/, FS
>>25684199
lmao no
Why not just find a similar piece of art that you think is good and explain what the first artist could do to make it more like that?
>>25684271
>>25684297
I put in a lot of hard work bumping your generals off the board, so stop making new ones.
>>25684248
No, more like most of the other customers are either scat fetishists, friends of the chef that feel too bad to tell him he's serving shit, or tired of telling him how he can improve while he ignores the genuine critiques.
>>25684300
Because they don't get to fling mud and get a bunch of replies
>>25684300
>artists
>listening to suggestions or constructive criticism
l m a o
m
a
o
>>25684314
>genuine critiques.
>>25684309
>>25684316
this tbqh familia
>>25684278
>Frost Death Knights can use the broken shards of Frostmourne in the bed expansion
>Ret Paladins can use the Ashbringer
>Enhancement Shamen can use the Doomhammer
What happened
>>25684333
You can only be nice for so many years while being ignored.
You don't know better, MSOB, get over your ego.
>>25684314
So you're the customer that goes into a restaurant he know he's not going to like only to complain that other customers are enjoying their meals and not complaing about the same things that bother you, but you also won't tell the chef how to make a meal to your liking?
>>25684309
Holy shit get a life you nerdlinger
>>25684363
Dat Cashbringer.
>>25684300
>>25684316
It's hard to get criticism instead of opinions and even harder to pin down a constructive criticism.
First thing that must be happening is that both: the one giving criticism and artist receiving it must be willing. Otherwise it's just shit flinging.
Then there's also question of how much stylized it was supposed to be. What's the direction, idea behind the piece, what does artist want to achive and amount of effort he's able to spent. There's a shitload of factors and 2 sentences in sea of text that is a 4chan board won't cut it.
How are the negative energy levels today?
>>25684399
I want to brush their hair
>>25684363
Chosen one syndrome.
>>25684399
incredibly
>>25684416
>using perspective to make the tiddies look bigger.
>and not just drawing horribly oversized flesh-bags.
See, THIS is how it's done.
>>25684392
MSOB hasn't been willing to take advice since he started.
He was ALWAYS right, even when everyone knew he was wrong.
>>25684399
Adagio balling up her panties and shoving it in Anon's mouth after giving him a handjob with her smelly socks.
I just want more busty Sadness.
Why does everything have to be so complicated?
>>25684449
>handjob with her smelly socks
Like, she takes her socks off and puts them on her hands?
>>25684432
Those are also pushed up though. They're probably the famous floating breasts everyone draws
>>25684455
thread literally gets derailed any time an artist posts
>>25684455
And I just want you to fuck off, yet here you are.
We can't always have what we want.
>>25684455
No Sadness hereonly bundles of Joy
>>25684496
big mac seems confused
Someone upload msob's garbage to derpibooru so I can downvote it and post my criticisms there.
>>25684496
>pregnant
UNNFFHGHGNNFUUGHHJG
How does horse know what apples is?
>>25684496
o-okay
>>25684503
Hello purple
what are you selling?
>>25684496
I wish I could impregnate my waifu.
>>25684506
What's the point
anything with huge tits gets a gorillion upvotes from all the 10 year olds on that site no matter how awful it is, if you post comments with criticism you'll get banned for trolling
>>25684496
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>25684496
IMPREGNATE THE FEMANON
>>25684520
Magic
>>25684496
HOLY SHIT
>>25684525
>tfw good art of an unpopular fetish gets downboated
>>25684525
>if you post comments with criticism you'll get banned for trolling
only if you're criticizing friends of the mods, GR's not on the "inner circle" so you could shitpost your black little heart out
>>25684534
I don't believe you
that horse would never part with the magics
>>25684496
WHOAAAAAAAA
>>25684496
>Had a child
>Already pregnant
Yes
Y e s
>>25684444
You haven't read what I just wrote have you? Man I wouldn't be surpraised if by this point he was biased towards you. Screaming that you don't like a thing doesn't help either.
>>25684496
Well, now we need to see the satyr results.Or centaur.
>>25684563
How come Suri hasn't been redeemed yet?
>>25684496
Again, the anatomy is shit, spines don't work that way.
Her face looks like an alien's.
Ponies are smaller than that.
He's of model.
Ponies and humans can't breed.
The tits are disgusting.
>>25684578
because she hasn't been around long enough
she'll get a turn
>>25684562
You're not fooling anyone, you know.
>>25684561
I know right?
>>25684581
The way constructive criticism works is that you insult less and also offer how to fix it without saying "draw it better"
>>25684496
That human face is super cute
>>25684548
But Friendship is Magic
Won't you accept her friendships?Only 12 bitsplus tip
>>25684581
>Ponies are smaller than that
first of all, fuck you
>>25684600
Sorry if I hurt his feefees, but the time for being nice was when he was first starting out, before he developed his ego and chased other artists out.
>>25684581
>guaranteed replies
>plus one from artist
>>25684611
Oh
I thought we we're talking about the show here, not your retarded headcanons
nevermind then
>>25684503
Okeari nasai, Purple-chan.
>>25684607
Does it come with a warrant?
>>25684496
This would literally look a ton better if you didn't draw her breasts larger than her torso.
I want to date spike
>>25684611
This is canon.
>>25684623
oh hey, the shoving-satyrs-down-throats guy!
how have you been?
>>25684640
>>25684607
err warranty even!
>>25684648
of course, ponies being at perfect bj height is top unf
>>25684496
I don't mean to sound like that guy who's dedicated to shitting on artists, the art itself is fine, but I find it kind of hard to believe that there are THIS many people who are so excited about a human with blimp tits being pregnant with a stallion's baby
>>25684658
this
>>25684649
Who the fuck even mentioned satyrs?
Are you okay? Do you need a glass of water?
girls loving girls
not loving you
>>25684640
No, but she has a friend that offers Friendship Insurance at a very reasonable rate
>>25684658
There aren't, MSOB is just in chats with a bunch of people that sockpuppet for him.
>>25684672
I don't need friendship insurance if I don't have any friends.
>>25684670
acceptable
>>25684648
the only thing that's canon is that props get scaled to fit the scene
>>25684670
Thats ok there are plenty of stallions to go around
>>25684658
I mean, I think it's okay.
I much prefer male humanxfemale pone but whatever.
>>25684658
>>25684668
This simply goes to show how few people actually draw stallion-on-woman art. So do your part and get more people to draw it.
>>25684658
It's pretty much a hidden rule of mlpg that everything drawn by a resident drawfag will always get several positive replies no matter how awful it is
>>25684699
stallion love is the purest
>>25684698
>using cupcakes as reference
that would be relative to whoever makes them
https://derpibooru.org/1038427
>>25684658
I hate kek art.
>>25684729
Well it is certainly the cutest
>>25684747
what art?
>>25684739
Remember when kevinsano drew normal stuff like Dash blowing a kangaroo or pip blowing a human?
>>25684733
They're all relative.
One of the first size charts was using apples
>>25684763
I don't recall the kangaroo.
>>25684739
Man, I love over the top porn
>>25684747
whatever do you mean, anon?
>>25684669
No, see, I didn't recognize him at first because it's been so long
but
>Ponies and humans can't breed.
should have tipped me off
it's the guy that has a fucking conniption and can't handle people discussing things he doesn't like
the comics are a solid trigger too
so like, the best possible combination would be talking about Celestia's satyr child and Sombra's satyr child hanging out
that would really piss him off
>>25684776
>sb
Please stop falseflagging in a jealous rage, msob.
>>25684739
Why does she have two dongers?
>>25684757
c|u|c|k| art.
Ponies and shit.
I don't know.
I just don't know anymore.
>>25684753
What about stallion onyouhttps://derpibooru.org/943154
>>25684791
>it's the guy that has a fucking conniption and can't handle people discussing things he doesn't like
that's not very specific
>>25684739
unf.
>>25684808
okay, it's one of the guys that has a fucking conniption in that scenario
I feel like the rest of the post was specific enough
>>25684791
Anon, you might want to get to a hospital. I don't think you're okay.
>>25684794
That is him. I'm not defending either of them, though, quite the contrary.
>>25684729
Those horses have huge hips.
They're dudes, they shouldn't be hording hips like that.
this shitposting is getting out of contorl
>>25684800
>k|e|k| art
???
>>25684791
>the comics are a solid trigger too
Thanks for reminding me we've got the conclusion to that retarded siege of the crystal empire arc this month.
Fucking niggers didn't siege shit. Just walked in, stole the crystal heart, zapped the princess sisters to stone, and pissed around before releasing the umbra.
>>25684733
>>25684766
>>25684698
Only sizing that makes any sense for now is the one established in the previous generation where the little ponies actually appeared with human beings
As anon pointed out the flash assets are scaled dynamically and they don't control relative scale with any real consistency
So unless we get an establishing shot for scale that actually features g4 pones and humans on screen at the same time, previous gen scaling is really all you have to go by
>>25684807
2 lewd
plus I would much rather be a stallion as well in that sort of situation
>>25684828
I hope you realize this is how it usually is.
>>25684823
You don't like stallions with mare hips?
What's wrong with you?
>>25684828
>>25684836
best
pony
scale
>>25684828
it's a hiatus after 5 seasons
it only goes downhill from here
>>25684860
I'd pick up all the ponies. They wouldn't escape my hugs.
If they try to arrest me I'll just pick up the guards and walk out with them.
>>25684860
Give the pone a golden shower.
Bitches love golden showers.
>>25684828
reply central tbqh
>>25684888
No no they love getting showered in actual gold, not golden showers
>>25684845
Actually they averaged out to being a bit smaller than that
There were a few episodes where they were super tiny, and a few where they were hilariously huge
but the average seemed to be in the neighborhood of pic related
here comes Rainbow Dash!
>>25684908
And Meghan is what? 4 foot?
So when are we going to get back to anonymous instead of =?
Hiatus is not going half bad after all
>>25684922
What's the difference?
>>25684922
When you SUCK MY DICK
>>25684922
We're permanently going to be hermaphrodite ponies until Season 6.
>>25684922
never
>>25684916
I don't know, how tall was your average 13 year old girl in the rural US in 1984?
>>25684889
>>25684267
why dont you pull out your ayylmao stats and statistics from your abductions?
What have I done to make people upset?
I only recently came back after taking like a 2 month break.
>>25684365
guys stop ur making me hongry
>>25685025
nothing, it's literally just one guy
>>25685025
>oh shit they stopped talking about me! better let everyone know I still need attention
here's another pity (You)
>>25685025
suck my dick
no really just a nibble
who are you
>>25685025
don't respond to the autismos
>>25685042
Dude, my name pops up all the time and there's no reason for it.
>>25685078
here's another
have fun
Why has the show still not done this yet
How do stallions deal with mares in heat?
>>25685111
why haven't we seen any hippogriffs yet?
>>25685111
why should it?
>>25685111
Dash was already a villain in S5
>>25685131
>>25685131
run.
>>25685131
sex
>"The Aristocrats!"
>>25685131
Well they kinda get behind them and get on top
you should really have learned that at some point anon
>>25685131
>being hunted down by packs of mares
>already raped multiple times today
>need to barricade your home
>they start breaking it down
>>25685169
Wonder how many foals the average stallion fathers every year.
Moondancer is a cute pony.
Think we'll see her in S6?
Okay, that's all for now. Make sure your bridling's on properly, kids.
http://i.imgur.com/9LqEqIi.jpg
>>25684807
anon it's too early to be this lewd
>>25685205
you can't rape the willing
>>25685169
Okay, stallion has gotten on top of mare. He is a bit confused. What does he do now?
>>25685206
It should be pretty easy to figure out
What percentage of the population are stallions, and what are the birth rates?
>>25685213
Close it before ISI- uh I mean Rainbow Dash gets in
>>25685206
would depend on all sorts of thing like cycle frequency, duration, pone fertility rates and the like
Not many judging by the population density in the country overall
>>25685221
This is pretty hot as far as cu|ck art goes.
>>25685239
>forcing your own meme
Put your name back on, xieriel
>>25685236
Rainbow Dash sure is determined to have some foals
>>25685244
Wonder if Equestria has a population problem.
>>25685236
Conduct a citizen's arrest on that one for crimes against Equestria
>>25685221
Waaaaaait a second
>>25685205
U N F
N
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>>25685221
That pose looks familiar
>>25685221
>>25685259
>>25685221
The pony is off model
The anatomy is fucked
She has 6 toes, though everything about that foot is trash
The tits are gross
Her face looks inhuman
Big Mac seems to have tumors growing off of his forelegs
>>25685276
(You)
>>25685221
>just a copy of that nips drawing with marble replaced with a titty monster
it just keeps getting better
>>25685292
(You)
>>25685292
(Me)
This new meme is dumber than reddit and tumblr.
do you know how to cook mlpg
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1449442169793.webm
>>25685313
(Him)
>>25685303
>>25685309
(You), (You) and (Me)
Simultaneous lovin' baby
You guys are boring.
>>25685351
how about megacocks?
https://derpibooru.org/1016723
>"Hi everybrony! Can I get a brohoof here? /)"
>>25685351
>there will never be a part 2 where Carrot is hotdoging Pinkie's butt
>>25685313
The samefag detector makes for horrible bait and bad bantz to boot
Out of the mane six, Rarity seems to be the most difficult to fit into a traditional RPG system. What the fuck does she do in "battle"? At most she seems like the secondary magic user. She seems like a jack of all like a FF red mage. But why would you want that when you could have any of the others who are better at the particular thing instead?
>>25685389
>not going back to his bedroom and fucking his wife senseless
Shame on you.
>>25685405
Also red mage Rarity pictures are incredibly common.
This seems like a common choice for her.
>>25685319
>>25685405
this except with blades
>>25685405
Not all party member need to dps. She can debuff with those flashing magic while putting points in charisma, bluff, seduction, and any other speech skill.
>>25685405
What, you never played a campaign with dedicated diplomatic characters?
>>25685405
>>25685429
Most fanfics have her using floating weapons, and as some Anon pointed out the other day, she usually prefers to fight physically rather than with magic
>>25685405
In FF there's no accounting for Charisma, which is obviously Rarity's core stat in a d20 system. She'd be a Bard or Sorceror in D&D, likely the former due to the skill points allowing her to be more well-rounded and take up a trade.
>>25685366
too big!
TOO BIG!
THOSE DICKS ARE TOO BIG!
>>25685458
for you
>>25685429
10,000 fucking needles.
>>25685453
She wouldn't be a normal one of either of those classes. She has a bard matched for dexterity, and a low level magic skill would make her a minor sorceror. Some sort of bard that uses charm and diplomacy instead of lame jokes, with non-combat magic
So when are we gonna go back to talking about human males breeding with lonely mares?
>>25685521
control yourself, princess
>>25685458
No such thing
