>"Come quietly or i'll be forced to use violence."
>>25683530
>chipped blade
Pleb
>>25683530
AM I BEING DETAINED?
>>25683530
>>25683530
Good luck I'm behind 17 anomalies.
>>25683530
>human sword in horse mouth
this pisses me off more than it should
handles would be more suited to mouth holding, and be double bladed so they don't have a fucking weak side.
>>25683530
Nigga you have a double-edged sword and both edges are all chipped up, you gonna try knocking me out or something?
>>25683530
How would said pone even speak with a handle in its mouth?
>>25683530
You know how loud I can be when I cum why try to stop me?
>>25683553
And one cute Twi.
>>25683530
>Trying to apprehend me
>With those singles
>>25683645
Well, your singles aren't better either.
My dubs shall protect me
How about my doubles, are they alright
I am a free >>25683645
If dubs off to >>25579596 with you
>>25683530
>Banepost
>Befriend
>Buttsex
My 3 b plan gets all the colts.
>Itt We say we get dubs and only get singles
All you fags better check my 8.
>>25683907
Not b4 you check my 9
>>25683530
dawww he thinks he's people...
>>25683907
You have failed.
>>25683786
You mean dubs like these?
>>25683828
But I have singles.
>>25684346
You milky licking hambone, this is how you get dubs
>>25683633
>>25683922
And here are the two escapees!
>>25683530
Does that mean high impact sexual violence? I'm down for that.
>people dont know how to get dubs
>>25686261
>Those singles
You're one to talk.
Check em'!
Pffft plebs.
>>25686290
>>25686304
>>25686317
Watch me get singles too!
lol what are singles?
Fucking Check these dubs, nerds
These are not doubles.
>>25686355
Checked
You faggot
>>25686355
This has been happening all night.
What witchcraft have you performed?Are you a mod here to bless us with doubles?
>>25686411
Ask and you shall receive.
>>25683530
You can't tell me what to do, faggot! You're not my real dad!
This is how you get dubs
>>25683530
come violently or I'll be forced to use quiet
All those pleb with their singles
>you'll never get dubs
Rolling for Dubs!
Rolling for greenthis is actually all roleplay. Anon just has a fetish for authoritative guards.
Alternatively, this is a guard version of Blue Fuzz, crippling confidence issues and all
>>25683530
Alright, what's the safe word?
>>25683645
>>25683736
>>25683768
>>25683786
>>25684346
>>25684375
>>25686261
>>25686290
>>25686304
>>25686317
>>25687790
>>25689716
Plebs
>>25683530
>that puny sword against my Black Iron armour.
haha....HAHAHAHAHA but seriously run along and take your toy with you...
>>25690300
"COME ON YOU'LL NEVER HACK LIMBS OFF WITH THOSE PUNY SWINGS!"
>"B-but that's disgusting."
>>25683530
Alright then, let's fucking do this!
>>25683530
>Kick the sword
>break his jaw
What a fucking dumbass. Who holds a sword in their mouth? Like seriously?
>>25691525
'Cause he's just roleplaying.
>"Come quietly or i'll be forced to use violence."
"No."
>"Sir...I don't think you know the situation you are in."
"I think I do."
>The armoured mare looks at you with ever more impatience.
>"You are under arrest for trespassing on castle grounds."
"No I am not."
>The mare looks at you blankly.
>She shakes her head.
>"Sir I will have to use force IF necessary AND you are trying my patience."
>You fold you arms.
"But it's you that's breaking the law."
>"...Sir I am not."
>You raise an eyebrow.
"Have you got a licence to carry that weapon of yours?"
>"Yes."
>The mare looks up with a smug smile.
>"In fact I do."
>You remain silent for a few moments.
>Just as you suspected.
"Well...where is it?"
>The mare catches on.
>"Oh...I left it at home."
"Left it at home...so...if I know my Equestrian law then you are not to carry an offensive weapon with out the licence on person, well pony."
>The mare starts to sweat.
>You wait for it to sink in.
"And...with out the right to wield a weapon on duty, as a Royal Guard you have no right of an arrest - other than an citizens arrest"
>"Well then."
>The mare throws down her sword.
>"I have to hold you under citizens arrest."
>You rub your chin.
"Yes, you could. But!"
>You point your finger.
"You are still in uniform..."
>"And..what's your point!?"
"Arresting me in a guard uniform, while committing a felony yourself, ie, with out a weapon licence in person could lead to such crimes as 'Abuse of authority', 'Treating a life of an individual' , and my favourite 'Threatening the life of a species deemed endangered'
>"I..."
>The mare pauses.
>"You know what buck it, you free to go."
"Thank you..."
>You walk pass smugly.
>A few minutes later the mare hears a loud yell.
>"ALLU AKBAR!"
>A loud explosion rings in her ears.
>Slowly, she looks up to find the pricesses tower engulf in flames.
>>25691637
>mare
>>25691651
Fuck, I thought it was a mare in the picture.
I fucked up.
>>25683530
>>25691651
>implying some cant bepretty big
>>25691800
Sure, but I guess I was just looking forward to a stallion trying to arrest me.
>>25683542
>>25683530
I AM A SOVEREIGN CITIZEN
YOUR LAWS DON'T APPLY TO ME
