>You're an idiot, Anon
>>25680908
>"You're not canon, Sunset."
>>25680908
At least I'm not a horse.
>>25680908
And you're only smarter than Applejack
y-you too
>>25680919
How is that possible when she's my wife you little bitch
>>25680908
I'm sorry.
>>25680908
>You're an idiot, Anon
>Says the one who failed doing basic trigonometry
Kek, shut up you dumb bitch
>>25680908
[continues to excel at Special Education courses]
>>25680908
>>25680908
>>25680953
Shimmershitfaggots, everyone.
>>25680908
nice middle school math in high school you fuckin turbonerd lmao
>>25680908
The integral sec y dy from zero to the one-sixth of pi is log to base e of the square root of three times the sixty-fourth power of what?
>>25681157
Thanks. I laughed pretty hard
>>25681159
it's all pasta brah u can go home now
>>25680919
>>25681159
Not as bad as glimmerfaggots
>Prove your not worse
>Protip: You can't
>>25680908
"I find your lack of faith disturbing, Sunset Shimmer."
>The girl groans.
>"Oh my fucking god! There you go again, talking about some kind of mysticl force. The only force we talk about in this class is the type for PHYSICS, Anon. Now take off that stupid helmet and black costume and fucking help me for once!"
"...You do not the power of the dark side."
>"Yeah, you're right, because we're trying to find the "dark side of the force", we're finding the car's acceleration, then the force. Just the regular kind! Not some magic mumbo jumbo, ok?!"
"...Impressive. Most impressive. Obi-Wan has taught you well. You have controlled your fear. Now, release your anger. Only your hatred can destroy me."
>Sunset screams in frustration.
>"Why did Mister Erickson have to pair me up with you? He does it EVERY. SINGLE. TIME."
"Your destiny lies with me Sunset. Obi-Wan knew this to be true."
>"His name is not Obi-Wan! What even IS an Obi-Wan!?"
"Obi-Wan once thought as you do. You don't know the power of the Dark Side. I must obey my master."
>"You know what? YOU do this. My grade's good enough, I can afford one F."
"If you will not fight, then you will meet your destiny."
>Sunset sits down as Anon walks to the board as his breathes reverberate from his mask almost ghostly.
>He IMMEDIATELY works out the problem as he finds the mass and acceleration of the problem, and using those finds, he finds the force of the object.
>"W-what? How did you--!?"
"Don't underestimate the Force."
>"...You...I...Goddammit Anonymous."
>>25681356
top kek, you're this guy >>25669034 aren't you?
it's already been explained many times why shimmerfags are the worst cancer on this board, I refuse to do it again
>>25681700
underrated post, please write more its hillarious
>>25681700
10/10 Vader in Equestria prompt MUST READ
>>25680908
Low quality is bothering me and I believe I have a nice version of the movie. Which part is this exactly?
>>25681700
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YzbJMCSfcPY
>>25682395
>>25682418
Fine.
>>25681700
9/11 I giggled
>>25681341
Eat shit anti-Eqgfags
>>25681341
Meghan doesn't work on the show senpai ^:)
>>25681754
Nope
Glimmerfags get upset if you say anything that don't agree with bullshit that they love
Shimmerfags only get upset if you call out shitposting and noncanonery
>You are all faggots, but glimmerfaggots are worse
BURN ALL SHIMMERFAGS
>>25680908
Im a board, so I made a template of this.
>>25681700
>"Anon, wanna sit at our lunch table today?"
"Twilight, don't you fucking dare!"
>"Ease up, Shimmy! Anon looks like a pretty nice guy."
"What part of his outfit makes you think he looks nice?"
>"Uh, well, er...Hey Anon! Over here!"
"Twi, stop it!"
>"Yes, Admiral, what is it?"
>"Oh nothing, just wanna see if you'd like to sit with us."
"DID YOU NOT HEAR HIM JUST CALL YOU ADMIRAL, TWILIGHT??? OH MY GOD."
>"Hey! It's a cute nickname. Here Anon, take a seat!"
"For fuck's sake..."
>"So whatcha eating for lunch Anon?"
>"The force will sustain me."
>"...Excuse me?"
"I fucking warned you, Twi. Don't you dare say I didn't fucking warn you."
>"Er....sorry Anon, I just forgot I had something private to talk about!"
>"Apology accepted, Admiral Twilight."
"...See Twi? He's a freak!"
>"Yeah...a sexy freak...."
"Yuh-huh, exactly! A sexy fre-- Wait, what?"
>Twi sighs dreamily.
>"He's so tall...so big...so-so manly!"
"Twi, you're kidding, right? Please tell me you're kidding before I rip my ears and their insides out."
>"Shimmy, I've never been so serious in my life..."
"NOPE. DON'T. OH MY FUCKING GOD, TWI, PLEASE."
>"If only I could talk to him..."
"Then why the fuck did you ask him to leave?"
>"Are you insane? He's soooooo cool! I can't hope to talk to him without losing myself!"
"Twi, stop. In the name of god, stop."
>"No, you're right Sunset! I should go over there and talk to him! I should be a real girl for once!"
"Oh god that's not what I fucking meant!
"Twi? TWI! ...God dammit I knew I shouldn't go through that fucking mirror...."
>>25683096
I'm a flaming faggot you'll never be able to put out.
>>25683246
I want Darth Vader to cum inside SciTwi
he's not coming inside me
>>25683246
>"H-hello Anon!"
>The only response is the phantom-like breaths of Anon.
>"D-Do you mind if I sit with you?"
>Still no response.
>Hell, he's not even looking at her.
>"Oh, ok then...I guess I can sit somewhere--"
"Do you have a code clearance?"
>"...Does that mean I can have a seat if I do?"
>He nods.
>"Oh. Then yes! Yes I do have a code clearance!"
"As you wish."
>PurpleSpaghetti the Woman-Horse sits down next to Anon.
>She scoots closer to him.
"I sense something; a presence I've not felt since..."
>"Y-your last love?"
>He turns his head towards Twilight.
>His cold and unreadable stare makes her quiver in her seat.
"You have much to learn..."
>"...Does that mean we're a couple? Cause if so, I really want to get to the part where we screw."
>That glare still pierces through her.
>If only it could pierce through her womanhood.
"You are unwise to lower your defenses, Admiral."
>Anon rises from his seat as he holds his hand out for Twi.
>She grabs it, and stands up.
>His hand was massive, and his strength was even greater.
"Join me, and I shall show show you the true power of the force."
>The two walk to the janitor's closet.
"Through the dark side of it..."
>>25683593
Fuck, now I'm outta ideas.
>>25683665
Good
>>25683593
>>25683665
Nothing will stand in my way.
I will finish what you started.
>>25683731
NO. I'M NOT LETTING YOU TAKE IT. THIS IS MINE.
>>25683593
>>25683665>tfw you're a Stormtrooper.
>You will literally miss every opportunity to impress your waifu.
>She can't even distinguish you from the other troops.
>>25683731
I.
Will.
Fucking.
End you.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe
>>25683804
but we got good life insurance
>>25680908
>>25683861
Just imagine Vader "reeeing" that shit will be gold.
>>25681700
>>25683246
>>25683593
Oh fuck I'm in tears
>>25683924
http://www.nooooooooooooooo.com/
>>25683593
>"Jesus, have you seen that Anon kid Fluttershy? What a fuckin' freak!"
"Dashie, I-I think he heard you."
>Anon stomps to the two Pegasi.
>He stares daggers at the two of them.
>"Oh! I-I wasn't talkin' about YOU Anon! Just another one! Honest!"
>Anon stepped closer to Rainbow-Sport-Horse-Woman, backing her up to her own locker.
>Dash sweats like a bitch nervously.
>Fluttershy just watches in fear.
"Don't act so surprised, Your Highness. You weren't on any mercy mission this time. Several transmissions were beamed to this ship by rebel spies. I want to know what happened to the plans they sent you."
>"What are you talking about? What the fuck's a transmission!?"
>Anon glowers under his mask.
"...You are as clumsy as you are stupid, young one."
>"H-HEY!"
>Anon looks behind him and sees Fluttershy's hands on her hips.
>Bitch looks triggered as fuck, yo.
>"YOU LET GO OF HER RIGHT NOW, MISTER!"
>Then, she just stares at him.
>...
>Is this stare suppose to do something?
>Cause it ain't.
>Anon moves his hand as if he were shooing a fly away.
>It sends Fluttershy wailing through the entire fucking hallway.
>Kek, her screams were funny.
>Dash's eyes widen.
>"WHAT THE HELL!?"
"Silent. She is of no concern as of now. Twilight?"
>Twilight Sparkle enters.
>"Yes Lord Sex-God Vader?"
"Deal with the yellow girl. She part of the rebellion as her actions have clearly spoken."
>"As you command, Lord Vader."
>Twilight eagerly obeys like the good apprentice she is.
>Dash is freaking out, bro.
>"Vader? I thought you were named Anon!"
>...
>Anon's hand immediately grabs a tight hold of her throat as he slams her head the locker she leans on.
>His voice goes several octaves lower."That name no longer has any meaning for me."
>With his strong gloved hand on her throat still, his other one begins to wrap cup her tiny, but adequate breast.
>Dash screams as she tries desperately to struggle out of Anon's hold.
>It's for too strong.
>>25684104
>Lord Sex-God Vader
pffft
>>25684104
My god these typos I'm making. This is why I prewrite my shit! Ugh!
>>25684104
Writefag here. I'm gonna take a break. Be back later tonight probably. Here's my pastebin if you're curious:http://pastebin.com/u/Fui
Remember...Han shot first.>mfw I don't know jack shit about Star Wars
>>25681700
>>25683246
>>25683593
>>25684104
This shit is like the second coming of pic related
>>25682981
Is this a thing? Is this the end of /mlp/?
Is this our doom?
>>25684407
If it is I want an edit of this
>>25684436
do eet
>>25684436
Oh wow, that would make a nice image
>>25684436
If I can find a frontal picture of their faces, I'll do it.
>>25684585
Here, maybe.
I can't find a good for susnet.
>>25684585
Could this works? I can't find something good.
>>25684605
>>25684647
I am using these, but the final result won't copy correctly. It'll only copy a little. I'm stil trying though.
>>25684754
Ok, I found the problem out. This picture (>>25684647) is causing the program to act weird as fuck. Looks like we need another pic of Shimmy Shampster.
>>25684867
That image is kinda big, try slimming it down
>>25684867
Delete the wings and crop it.
>>25684647
>>25684907
Smaller version
Can someone do something worth to see with this?
>>25685064
Ok, since I couldn't deliver before, I'm going to make this look more like >>25684436 with a filter. Or I'll try.Idk, lel.
>>25685064
Try and use the mlp font
IWTCIDV
>>25685064
I'm too late to the party?
>>25685224
No, I am....
>>25680908
You might be right.
But it didn't stop me from scoring with your mom
>>25684407
Don't worry guys I found the answer.
>>25685283
God damit
>>25685224
It looks like sunny is wearing AJ's hat
>>25685107
>>25685360
The filter makes Glimmer to look like Twilight
>>25685251
>>25685360
>Who's
Why
It's Whose.
>>25684104
>>25685489
ok, time to get back to writing Vader being a shit. Someone make a thread for a civil war with this pic.
I am a fucking genious
Now it's just reminding me of my shitty attempt at making a green solely based upon a Jekyll and Hyde musical between Shimmer and her demon half.
Shit's hard to do properly.
>>25684104
"AND YOU LET HIM!?!?"
>Rainbow Dash shrugged as Shimmer just stared agape.
>"Hey, what can I say? It was pretty fuckin' hot, man."
"Rainbow, he flung Fluttershy across the entire fucking hallway!"
>Rainbow chuckles.
>Yeah, that was totally sweet, man! Then, he was all like, "Twilight, deal with Fluttershy" and shit, and she was like "Whatever you say Vader!" and I was like "Vader? I thought you were Anon!" Then he slammed me against the locker and held me by the throat and said "That name no longer has any meaning for me." and stuff, and---"
"STOP! I don't wanna know!"
>"Actually, you probably do. It was super fuckin' HAWT, Shim-Sham."
>Sunset stares at RD with disgust.
"....HE SWINGS A LASER-STICK, YET NO ONE BATS A FUCKING EYE, YET YOU PEOPLE SEE NOTHING BUT A SEX-GOD! HOW DOES THIS WORK!?"
>"Oh man, he works it good! He even got Twilight to eat out Fluttershy!"
>Sunset's eyes could not widen much more.
"WHAT!?"
>"Yeah, Fluttershy was fucking loving it too! She's really surpressing some frustration though...that kinda worries me..."
"But the fact that a man who claims he's from space, wears a black cape and a helmet, moves things with his fucking hand, and has a fucking laser-sword doesn't?"
>Rainbow thinks for a moment.
>"Nope!"
"...G-god dammit. Why did I even come over to your place?"
>"Cause I'm the best there is! D'uh!"
>Sunset gives up as she pinches the bridge of her nose.
"...I-I'll see you tomorrow Dashie..."
>>25684936
Good god, Sunset's pony form is hideous
>>25685748
>>25680908
>"You're an idiot, Anon."
>You look up from your notebook full of yiff drawings.
"W-whath?"
>Your lisp sprays the kid in front of you in saliva.
>"I said you're an idiot, Anon."
>Your eyes begin to tear up.
"T-Thaths nowt v-vewy nwoice."
>You run out the room crying, slipping on spaghetti and your /a/ drawings.
>The next day, you come to school with tyrones Glock 40.
>You kick the door down and walk into the main lobby.
"Wo mowtha fukas!"
>You scream as you fire 30 rounds into a crowd of students.
>Spaghetti explodes out of your pockets, drenching everything with marinara in a 20 meter radius.
>All your shots miss, bullet hole outlines of students line the walls.
>You get bum rushed by 3 girls and get the shit beat out of you.
>In a panic, you spray your weapon. A shot ricochets and goes through your leg, bounces off the wall, and into your head.
>Tyrone comes up and steals your fresh j's and your valuables.
Bad ending.
>>25685758
That's just my opinion, in all honesty senpai, she only looks good as a human
>>25685732
kek
Communism and Bacon a shit.
Anonfilly for waifu
>>25685976
>Even more non-canon filth
>>25685732
>Sunset walks through the hallway to her next (and last) period--study hall.
>All day she's been on edge with thoughts of what Anonymous has planned for her friends next, and it really has become unnerving.
>She stops at her locker and meets a paper taped to it.
>Oh shit.
>That's no regular paper.
>It's a pamphlet.
>A pamphlet with Anon on it, and bold text saying VOTE.
>He's running for class president.
>...This is not good.
>Chills rise on the back of Shimmers neck as she feels the scary breath coming from Anon's mask.
>He's behind her.
"OH MY GOD WHAT NOW?"
>"I've been waiting for you, Sunset Shimmer. We meet again, at last. The circle is now complete. When I left you, I was but the learner; now *I* am the master."
>You push him back away from you.
>Last time Anon was with a girl and a locker...well...
>You know...
"Look, 'Vader', I don't know what the fuck you want, but stay the fuck away from my friends, got it!?"
>"Your powers are weak, old man."
"...WHO SAYS THAT!?"
>Anon puts his hands on your shoulders, but you shake them off agressively.
"Don't touch me! What do you want!?"
>"...We would be honored if you would join us."
"...In your campaign? Hell no!"
>"Sunset...you do not yet realize your importance. You have only begun to discover your power. Join me, and I will complete your training. With our combined strength, we can end this destructive conflict and bring order to the galaxy."
"You are literally psychotic, good sir, so pardon if I say FUCK. NO."
>"If you only knew the power of the Dark Side. Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father..."
"You don't know anything about my father...Hell, you don't even know where the fuck I'm from!"
>"..."
"Yeah. That's what I thought. Now if you excuse me, I have to go to my last period."
>Sunset walks away briskly, clearly irritated.
>Vader stands at the locker still, eyeing her.
>"...oh shit by the muthafuckin' force look at dem hip swing yissss"
>>25682339
This is amazing
>>25686235
For some reason I'm reminded of Slumdog doom from /co/
>Come to this thread expecting green about Anon and Sunset.
>Receive Vader.
>Pic related.
>>25686235
Just so you know, this is the first green I've written without any plan whatsoever. It's probably the shittiest green I've ever done. And I love it as if it were my own abominable retarded bastard.
>>25686235
>"I've been waiting for you, Sunset Shimmer. We meet again, at last. The circle is now complete. When I left you, I was but the learner; now *I* am the master."
>>25686667
Only a master of lulz, Anon.
>>25686235
You're the king of this thread, Vader. Come back. Please?
ViE
Why isn't Vader in Equestria a thing yet!?
>>25686235
Writefag here. So I'm going to bed. Expect more Vader tomorrow afternoon. If you want something to read in the meantime, I recommend my pastebin, because I'm a desperate whore who wants people to read me like a book. pastebin.com/u/Fui
why so much bumping anon
the shitpost war is on the other thread
>>25685570
>>25686235
>That last line by Vader.
Ok, I'm wheezing.
>>25680908
Who the fuck holds chalk like that?
>>25689258
Someone who was born with hooves.
>>25686235
Expect more Vader by later today.
>>25689656
Glad to hear and please pastebin this
>>25686235
I find this hilarious and using want more
>>25685283
That is amazing.
3014632277
3016976996
>>25680953
>>25681341
>It was all a dream
>>25680908
>your and idiot
ftfy
>>25680908
weird ass way to gold chalk
>>25680908
pretending the chalk is Anon's penis again?
>>25685283
You cheeky cunt, you got me
More Vader please
Archive this shit now.
>>25685224
>>25685251
Obviously the popcorn side
>>25682762
Please tell me you're not that stupid...
Vader gonna smack a birch soon?
bump
page 10
>>25680908
bump
>>25680908
bump
>>25680908
Says the girl that actually needs to write out 60+20=8 with fucking parentheticals.
Also
>Using degrees and not radians
>Ever
I might be an idiot, but at least I'm not a fucking plebeian
>>25681341
>Meghan McCarthy in charge of telling the truth
>Ever
Vader when
>>25684436
A good way to make decisions is to ask yourself what Captain America would do. Since he represents the idea of a perfect America, that's probably the best choice.
>>25685534
10/10
>>25680908
You're an idiot if you think that light blue top goes with that black leather jacket bacon hair bitch
>>25705249
>black is a neutral
>orange and blue are color compliments
>red and blue are powerful combinations
You're the idiot if you think those are bad combinations.
Has someone capped the story yet? or uploaded the story?
>>25683731
Don't be glad! Be Brad!
We gonna get Vader later
Lord Vader, kill any younglings lately?
>>25710058
the endgame of these green texts needs to be Vaderanon slaughtering the entire school
>>25684312
holy fuck, im dying, it hurts so bad, my sides, please, make it stop
Bump
Need more Vader.
Face it anons, he's not coming back
b-bump?
Can someone cap it at least?
>>25717316
Why do we need to cap when we have memes
>>25717359
Because this green was golden
I'm not an idiot, you're a turkey.
>>25686235
>"Nigga, you just gonna go let 'er get away like dat? Don'tchu think dat feels like you be quittin'? I know you be feeling sumthin' fo' her, tell me you don feel it."
>Your helmeted head hangs low as you sigh in defeat.
"Yes. I have felt it."
>"Then why you be givin' up on dat ass? C'mon Vader! You's my homeboy! You gots to get dat Sunset Shimmer!"
>You groan as your trusted Admiral, Tyrone, tries his best to reassure your faith in the force.
>"C'mon man, don't be so conflicted bruh!"
"There is no conflict."
>The bus pulls up as you and Admiral Tyronne hop on.
>You take a seat with him as he still tries to make you feel better.
>"Shit man, you need ta keep on tryin' brotha! How else you's gonna get her to rule da school by yo side?"
>You sigh.
"Perhaps I can find new ways to motivate her."
>"Yeah, dare you go homeboi! Dat's the Vader I know! Now let's git dat booty to rule dis place wid you, man."
"Indeed. If she could be turned, she could be a powerful ally."
>The rest of the bus ride was motivating.I'm back.
>>25718130
>Admiral Tyronne
fucking hell man
>>25718130
Yay. The Dark Side rises.
>>25718130
>"Lord Vader? Your campaign seems to be effective! Everyone seems to really like you're political views on how to change the school!"
>You turn your head to your favorite apprentice, Twilight Sparkle.
>She's a good learner, and easily your most promising apprentice (cause she's your only one), and her willingness is only matched by how tight her pussy is.
>Yeah, she's easily the best in your harem so far.
>Being Vader is winning after all.
>Since your dear apprentice/sexobject/friend is in your presence, you decide you shall speak to her about your plans...
"Twilight...I need you to carry out an important mission."
>"Yes your lord?"
"Persuade Sunset Shimmer. She does not know the power within her."
>"Yes, Lord Vader. Permission to suck your dick sir?"
"Permission granted."
>You unsheathe your "light-saber".
>Admiral Tyrone meanwhile eats fried chicken in the cafeteria because he's a nigger.
>>25718584
please for the love of god pastebin this
>>25718614
>http://pastebin.com/gNLyuBg6
>>25718584
Get dat ass vader
>>25718584
So what's Vader's plan?
>>25718983
To rule the school with Sunset as his wife, and the mane six as their harem. Tyrone just is a nigger I wrote in because niggers.
>>25718584
this is what comes to mind
>>25680908
>The last class of the day.
>Trig.
>The teacher begins to drone about sine and cosine.
>You give a quick ‘heh’ under your breath.
>Tangent is obviously the superior trigonometric function.
>A quick glance at the clock shows that you only have a half hour more before you can leave this hell.
>This hell being school in general.
>Just a bit more before home.
>But more importantly, just a bit more before sleep.
>You work the graveyard, so as soon as you get home you rejoice in the three hours or so of sleep you can get.
>Eh, screw it, might as well get a few extra winks in.
>Not like anything could possibly go wrong.
>It’s not like your life is being written by some random chucklefuck on the internet with the purpose of thrusting you into some improbable situation.
>Besides, sleep is glorious…
>…
>”Anon!”
>Your teacher’s voice drags you back into reality.
>”I asked you a question.”
>Fascist fucks, with their chalk boards and ‘authority’
“Eighty two.”
>Silence.
>” ‘Eighty two’ is not in fact the number of sides in a triangle’ “ The teacher quips.
>Damn bait and switch questions, tricking sleeping students like that is just cruel and unusual punishment.
>Before you can offer an explanation, you get cut off.
>”You’re an idiot, Anon.” resident popular girl #7 (AKA: Sunset Shimmer) speaks up.
>Laughter envelops the room as the class begins throwing various insults at you.
>’Narco’ ‘Nerd’ ‘Beta’ ‘Loser’ ‘Outcast’ ‘Hermit’ ‘Retard’ ‘Dunce’ and more ‘Idiots’ than you can keep track of.
>The teacher tries, in vain, to regain control over his class.
>Your only saving grace is the bell, which sounds and the students begin to rush out of the room.
>Leaving you there in anguish.
>>25720325
>In all your years here, you haven’t experienced any of the supposed ‘friendship magic’ the students go on about.
>You shoulder your backpack and begin to leave, but not before rebutting to the teacher.
“Eighty two is the answer to the supposed ‘impossible’ problem you keep on the other board”
>”Yes, it is. And hold up Anon.”
>Shit, can’t even go home in peace.
>You begin to brace yourself for the incoming chewing out.
>”You know I’ve been talking to your other teachers about your behavior.”
>You don’t respond, knowing that in your career here you’ve gotten the unofficial title of ‘laziest student of the century’ from your various teachers over the years.
>”Alright, have it your way. You know that in every test you’ve taken here, the lowest score you’ve ever received is a 98%.”
“So?”
>The teacher sighs.
>”Fine, keep playing coy. You also know that in each of your classes here, you’ve never received a higher grade than a 70% and never lower than a 70%.”
>He’s not wrong; you’ve only ever touched just enough work to pass with a C-.
>”Help me settle a bet between the staff, why do you only ever do just enough to barely scrape by? With the talent we’ve seen you exhibit, you easily could have been class Valedictorian with minimal effort.”
>You give a fifty-fifty chance of there actually being a bet between teachers; it’s just as likely that this is just some ‘motivating exercise’ or other.
>Fine, let’s give a straight answer for once.
“Honestly Professor, I really just don’t care. Everything here, in ‘high school’ is useless, the classes and tests and cliques will never really influence life beyond these walls. The school doctrine wants everyone to assume that what happens here will completely define the rest of your life, but we both know that it’s a bunch of bull.”
>You cut off the last word you wanted to add.
“So I don’t worry about it. Anyway, can I go now?
>>25720332
>The teacher slightly overplays a sigh.
>”You’re right what happens here doesn’t influence as much as we’d like the students to believe. But you remind me a bit of myself when I was you age, so trust me when I say that a bit of ‘care’ will stop a considerable amount of regret down the line. Yes, you can go.”
>You don’t waste your time in exiting the classroom.
>With luck, you might get your full three hours of sleep this afternoon.
>The students had mostly filtered out of the halls by now, so by the time you can stop by your locker then get to your car, the post-school traffic might have let up.
>As you walk through the halls you can’t shake what your Trig teacher said.
>Usually when you hear a teacher give the ‘when I was you age’ comparison to a student, it’s nothing but full cringe.
>But something about the way he said it sounded more… genuine.
>You shrug off the feeling, no point in getting wrapped up in it.
>Reaching your locker you enter your combination.
>A handful of papers fly out.
>Various folded or torn letters to you.
>They all look to be similar, but you pause to read one.
>[To: Sleepy the Dwarf]
(Disgusted noise)
>[Enjoy nap time genius?]
“Assholes.”
>You crumple the papers your ‘fans’ had stuffed in your locker, and toss them in the nearest trash bin.
>Gathering the rest of your collective school shit, you head out of the building.
>Only to find another paper under the wiper of your car.
>A different hand writing than the first you read.
>[Dear Dopey]
>Thought you were Sleepy, would it kill the students to have some consistency?
>[Get a life]
>You toss the paper aside and get into your car.
>Thankfully the parking lot had mostly emptied.
>At least there’s no one at home to insult you.
>>25720345
Lurking
>>25720345
You have my attention
>>25680908
bump
>>25680908
>80^0 = 1
>simplified to 100^0 still = 1
>simplified to 10 + 10^2
It's like the animators never passed algebra or something. (0^10)/10, too stupid for waifu material.
>>25721699
Probably just too advanced for your simple mind, bruv.
>>25720345
Moar?
>>25721699
Its not an exponential, its the symbol used to identify degrees (°)
>>25680908
Hey Shimmer Fans, we need more help with this!
http://strawpoll.me/6226379/
>>25720406
>>25722016
Well if it's temperature, the standard units are kelvin, which is denoted by just a "K". So she's probably using Celsius or Fahrenheit which she should have converted before doing calculations. On the other hand, if it's degrees, as in an angle, then she still should be using radians. Either way, bad scientist, and shit waifu.
>>25720345
is good keep going
>>25722322
it's obviously not a temperature but an angle.
yes, radians offer advantage in most real calculations, but on the level she's on, it's simple trigonometry, where using degree is better.
don't try to sound smart just by trowing science-y words around.
>>25681226
>"The 32th square of 5/6."
"You've been frozen for 4 consecutive days"
>"HA! Anon, you wouldn't come up with an answer in Celestia's lifetime!"
"I'm not Anon. I'm the weekend janitor and-"
>>"And I'm not that old."
>"...and Celestia is right behind me."
"Precisely."
>>25722430
>trowing science-y words around
>Fahrenheit
>Celsius
>degrees
>radians
>science-y words
Since you clearly haven't graduated high school yet, you must be at least 18 to post on this site.
>>25722695
jokes on you i'm writing my master thesis in physics
you clearly thought of yourself as clever using those words, don't try to turn this around now
>>25722737
what are you writing your thesis on?
>>25722749
an experimental setup using a Penning trap to store metal cluster ions
>>25680908
>>25681341
TEAM
SHIMMER
>>25685283
>added Trixie to the mix
>mfw
>>25722756
Well why don't you do a thesis on why shimmer is so shit.
>>25680908
BUMP
>>25720345
>The commute takes the usual fifteen minutes.
>Your home is a standard suburban domicile in almost every way.
>The difference is that you live just out of town in a wooded area; the nearest house to yours is a five minute drive away.
>It has all of the modern amenities without the constant buzz of annoying neighbors.
>The best part is the nearby lake.
>On the one in a hundred weekends where you aren’t busy, then you follow the creek outback to a small lake to fish in.
>It’s the closest thing you’ve ever had to a happy place.
>But now is the time for sleep.
>Turning the key to your front door, you step in and kick off your shoes.
“I’m home.”
>You say to no one in particular.
>You drop your keys on the table aside the door, then place your wallet next to it.
>Walking into the kitchen, you open a cabinet to retrieve an empty glass and a bottle of aspirin.
>Filling the glass with water, you grab a few pills from the bottle.
>You down the pills and water, hoping to stave off a headache that you can feel coming on.
>The corner of your eye catches a mirror, and you approach it.
>You look tired.
>Not just physically, as you can see in the bags and greyish discoloration under your eyes.
>But In general, you’re looking back at a pair of eyes that are exhausted.
>With everything.
>No damn it, don’t you dare start to dwell.
>You shake your head to break the gaze unto yourself.
>Setting aside your school items you head up the stairs and into your room.
>After closing your thick blinds, you then strip down to your T-shirt and boxers, turn off your lamp, and collapse onto your bed while enjoying the relative darkness of just after 4 PM.
>…
>>25723228
>You’re walking down the school hall.
>It’s eerily empty, a rather standard feature of most schools when no one is there.
>You turn around after you hear a barely audible sound come from behind you.
>Empty hall.
>Looking back around, you are face to face to a wall that you can swear wasn’t just there.
>The sound returns, this time coming from a nearby locker.
>You approach and try to open it.
>Won’t budge.
>You put your ear to the locker’s air slits.
>Ever so slightly, you can hear a single word escape.
>’Loser’
>And the hall momentarily returns to silence.
>But you think you can hear a noise coming from the locker adjacent to the first.
>Before you can put your ear up to it, you hear the locker whisper.
>’Nerd’
>You shake off the voice and begin walking down the hallway once again.
>But from each locker you pass, you can hear another insult coming out, and each one is twice as loud as the previous.
>’Fag’
>’Tard’
>’Beta’
>’Sleepy’
>’Dopey’
>’Idiot’
>You stop.
>And each locker for as far as you can hear begins chanting it.
>’Idiot, Idiot, Idiot, Idiot, IDIOT!’
>You start running down the hall as the shouting follows you.
>Soon you reach the wall once more.
>The chanting has reached a volume that causes physical pain to your ears.
>You turn to face the endless hall of lockers behind you, and the chanting abruptly ends.
>Then a shiver goes up your spine.
>Instinctively, you turn to face behind yourself.
>”You’re such an idiot, Anon.”
>You stagger back from both being startled by Sunset appearing behind you and out of fear that the chanting will continue.
>But it doesn’t.
>She’s just standing there, arms crossed with a scowl across her face.
>You open your mouth to ask her something, but before any words can come out-
>BZZZT! BZZZT! BZZZT!
>>25723228
Moar
Fuck Shimmerfags they are fucking cancer to the entire board
>>25723236
And I'm invested
>>25723236
any particular directions anyone would want want me to take the story? Genera, characters, et cetera?
>>25723822
I was hoping for some feels where Sunset and crew realize that Anon is actually smart and want to fix things but the damage is already done
>>25723856
What this guy said.
>>25723822
Definitely have him go fish
>>25723822
How about you either have Anon find some friends that understand him, have someone find out how he lives and tries to help him or Anon shows them he actually is smart or something
>>25723856
Yes this
>>25722762
Just couldn't resist your indefatigable urges to post your garbage pictures for a thread that's like days old. Put some friggin' use for your life, you morbid failureface nothingperson.
>>25723292
You mean YOUR cancer? Making everyone see your stupid opinions. Cause tending to your idiot kid gets old. but this hasn't yet, no, not for you. This is your refuge, How sad is that shit? What is it that makes you better? Gee maybe it's your obsession that everyone give some sort of a shit about this character, shitgenes! Conjuring up a thick dissonant muck of disapproval for & hatred towards the limp fluorescent pony you fell in love with on your stained-ass tv glowing 24 7 to shut little billy the perpetual fuck up til his next stinky bologna cancer sandwich, still pretends like he's less cancerous in any way, #stoptryin #maybenextlife
>>25723236
>The clock adjacent to your head starts ringing.
>Seven, time to get up.
>After turning the alarm off you slowly crawl out of bed and into the bathroom.
>You just woke from a dream, but all you can remember from it is yelling.
>That thought makes you shiver.
>Yelling.
>You stare for a minute at the weary eyes looking back.
>You shouldn’t be this empty.
>After all, just one more week till you’re no longer a minor.
>Eh, there’s no point in wasting time to day dream.
>Shit
>Shower
>You hold off on completing the trinity, your stubble is actually coming in full enough to be presentable.
>Leaving your bathroom, you begin to get dressed into one of your any suits.
>White button up, a crimson tie, dark grey pants, and the matching jacket.
>Slipping on your rather worn in black work shoes, you head downstairs.
*Grrr*
>Noticing your grumbling stomach, you head into the kitchen to fix a breakfast of champions.
>By the time you sit down with your food the sun had just started to set.
>A pair of waffles, side of eggs (scrambled), three strips of bacon, and a cup of black coffee.
>You sit in silence to eat, as you always do.
>As you finish, you set the dishes away and pour the rest of your coffee in your work thermos.
>Turning off the various lights, you then grab your backpack, keys, and wallet.
>Once you lock up and get in your car, the sun had just finished setting.
>The road is pretty empty; it usually is when you set out.
>After a half hour of driving in quiet, you arrive at the town hall.
>8:53
>Officially you are an administrative aide, but in practice you do a bit of everything as you’re the only one working on this shift.
>Between reviewing various documents for the mayor, you do everything from changing lights to unclogging toilets.
>You enter the building to relieve the close up staff and punch in at exactly nine o’clock.
>Just like every other day.
>>25723863
obligatory
>>25723856
>>25723862
>>25723864
>>25724019
Feels incoming
>>25724171
Moar?
>>25680908
bump
>>25724171
>Just another night at the office.
>You start by making your rounds.
>No clogged toilets or piss/shit stains in the bathrooms (thankfully)
>Toilet paper and paper towels get restocked
>Trash gets taken out, printer ink and paper is refreshed, and you begin to re-file what the day shift people have left out.
>None of this is part of your official job; hell, no one even knows that you even do any of it.
>But every night you start your shift by doing it anyways.
>You can at least make someone’s job easier in the morning.
>By ten you head into the mayor’s office to see what she has set for you tonight.
>Council meeting results, which you double check and file away.
>A request for anything relevant to crime rates before and after she took office.
>You spend a good hour reviewing what documents are onsite.
>You leave four stacks of folders on her desk, as well as a note.
>High relevance
>Mid relevance
>Low relevance
>And a summary of all the files, with a few charts to top it off
>The note is a list of recommendations of what the police should have in their station that should help.
>Finally she wants recommendations on how to quicken the proposed road reconstruction that the city is going to be working on for the next year.
>You leave an eight page report, and highlight what needs prioritized due to safety issues and to decrease congestion.
>With that, you’ve finished your daily work load.
>Midnight, only five hours left in the shift.
>>25724288
>The next three hours are spent on your pet project.
>Since you started working here, you’ve been spearheading the logistics for the road reconstructions.
>Work has only been being done in the past year, but emergency service response time has been cut by 25%.
>The worst part was that the various construction crews in the city had been purposely building roads to deteriorate after a couple of years, so that they could consistently get jobs to redo them.
>You spent two years building an airtight case against them before anonymously handing it off to the police.
>Long story short is that many people were fired for corruption and (hopefully) all of the new roads should be rated to last for fifty years.
>From how she handled the situation, the Mayor won the next election with 92% of the votes, the largest landslide in town history.
>No one knows that it was you that made that tip off, but to this day you keep on working.
>You’re not doing this for the recognition or the money.
>Having finished what you can tonight you shift your gaze towards what you’ve been reading after your nightly work has finished.
>Plato’s Republic.
>For your remaining two hours, you lose yourself into solitude.
>The crack of dawn soon shines into the building.
>And the morning shift relieves you.
>That’s pretty much how every weeknight goes for you, just with slightly different details.
>Just how every day goes the same.
>Leave work
>Go to school
>Barely pay attention
>Don’t talk unless spoken to
>Go home
>Sleep
>Go to work
>Ad infinitum
>>25724335
Moar?
>>25724335
>But right now, sitting in your car outside work, you do something that you have never done.
>You turn on the radio.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aH0fNvYuwIc
>You feel a single tear roll down your cheek.
>It’s been over five years since you’ve cried.
>As the song ends you turn off the radio, its better if you keep it off.
>Anyway you have classes to get to.
>You arrive at school about an hour before everyone else does.
>Getting your usual parking spot you head into home room and begin to do the various work that is due today.
>All in all you end up finishing right as people start to filter in.
>After attendance, your teacher then heads out to the teacher’s lounge as she always does.
>That is your cue to nap until next period.
>Today’s Friday, so at least you can properly catch up on sleep after work tonight.
>…
>After what seems like a second, a tapping on your shoulder wakes you up.
>”Hey Anon.”
>You look up.
>It’s Brad ‘Flash’ Sentry, local popular guy number twenty something.
>It looks like the rest of the class is watching on and holding back giggles.
“Can I help you?”
>You ask with an obviously annoyed inflection.
>”I was just wondering, that rust colored 81 Durango is yours right?”
>He knows damn well that it is, as he is fond of cutting you off when you try and leave the parking lot most days.
>You nod.
>”Just wondering how you got it?”
>…
>”Hello” he snaps his fingers in front of your eyes. “Hey, asked a question Dopey.”
>You angrily quip back as the class giggles at ‘Dopey’
“If you must know, it used to be my Dad’s.”
>”Ah, so you’re saying that shit taste runs in the family.”
>The class explodes in laughter.
>And that was the moment you snapped.
>>25724481
Lurking
>>25724162
Pfffft! Guys look, this is a shimmerfag. This is the post of someone who thinks highly of a bacon haired human. I actually cringed physically at your post. Why do EQGfags even try anymore? It seems to me like you've gone far past beating a dead horse, and are now just beating dead humans.
>>25724481
Bumping to see the shit get kicked out of Flash Sentry!
>>25724481
>After years of this bullshit, you were finally done.
>But not in an outward rage.
>In a calm and collected spiteful vengeance.
>Once the class calms down, you softly yet firmly ask Flash.
“Really?”
>”Huh?”
“Just: Really? Have you really fallen so out of favor with student society, that you’ll only ever be acknowledged when you pick on someone? Or it is just because you’re just naturally a pity bastard?”
>Dead silence from the class
>”Speak for yourself; I’m loved by the people here. The most you can say is that you’ve been ignored.”
>You adjust your voice, becoming a bit quieter and more inquisitive.
“Tell me, have you ever done one thing in your life to actually help someone- anything, just one thing that you didn’t get something out of.”
>A few ‘oohs’ emanate from the crowd.
>”Hahaha. Oh that’s A-dorable, the resident loser thinks he can be smart.”
>This is going nowhere; he’s just going to continue with straw man arguments and circular logic until he deems that he has ‘won’.
>Thankfully your time in town hall has given you a trump card.
>You’re not that evil though.
>”Also it looks like someone, no way to tell who…”
>What did he do?
>His smug look looks like he thinks he has his own game changer.
>”Keyed that rust bucket of yours- carved your nickname into the door.”
>…
>Yes, you are that evil.
“I’m sorry, isn’t there some dance this weekend that you should be getting your dress ready for, Meredith Bradley Sentry?”
>”How do you know my-“
“Didn’t deny it”
>”I mean that’s not my-“
>This time the classes’ laughter cuts him off.
>As he attempts damage control; you stand up from your desk and walk out, and you even forgot your backpack.
>No other way to say it other than: You’re done with this.
>This being everything.
>>25723236
>dream sequences
>>25724632
Waiting to see what happens next
>>25724574
Not even a shimmerefag buddy. H8 to break it to ya, but not everyone's got an autistic obsession with hating on equestria girls like your failure-face. Stay loser, loser.
>>25684407
Team Tony, duh
>>25680908
bump
>>25724632
>The bastard carved ‘Dopey’ in cursive on the driver’s side door.
>Thankfully that looks like all of the damage.
>You enter your car and begin to drive home.
>You miss being normal.
>For over five years you’ve had nothing but crap hand after crap hand, and you are done with it.
>You’ve done nothing but try to help people, only for society to outcast you.
>At work, the Mayor probably only keeps you on to make her job easier.
>At school, well where to start?
>You literally have done all of the work in every group or pair project you’ve been a part of.
>Whenever you hear issues come up in class, you don’t report it and hope it gets fixed, you actually fixed it.
>The sheer amount of printers you’ve unjammed, every computer you’ve fixed, even every pencil sharpener that gets busted is all fixed by you.
>Never once have you ever heard the words ‘Thank You’
>Never once has anyone even so much as talked to you unless they were forced.
>In sophomore year the running joke was to invite you to hang out after school.
>Every single time you went to meet those people; they were nowhere to be found.
>For a while about five months ago the girls who lost bets were forced to ‘ask you out in public' only to explain afterwards that ‘they would never actually do it’.
>No one has ever been there when you needed someone, anyone else to be there.
>Your internal ranting is cut off as you pull into your driveway.
>You take a minute to breathe.
>You need some time to yourself.
>Even though all of your time feels like it’s to yourself.
>Taking your phone out of your pocket, you dial work.
“Yeah. It’s Anon, I’m taking a personal day tonight.”
>You barely even let the receptionist respond before hanging up.
>With that you leave your car and start walking to the lake behind your house.
>>25724808
passing out, will read when I get up
>>25724808
>You watch the line soar over the lake surface before splashing down.
>It’s been hours since you left school.
>You are feeling better though; ready to go back on Monday.
>Now you’re just enjoying some quality time with the fish.
>You’re sitting on a small pier about thirty feet from the mouth of the creek that feeds the lake.
>It’s quiet and you like that.
>For hours you let yourself become lost in the sounds of wind going through trees and birds chirping.
>You haven’t caught anything, but that’s okay.
>Catching isn’t the point of fishing.
>You look upwards to the sun; it should be around four or five now.
>It’s rather cool, you are firmly into fall at this point, but honestly you find it relaxing.
>Something sounds off now though.
>Footsteps in the leaves behind you.
>You turn your head to see a familiar head of red and yellow hair.
“You know this is private property, right Sunset?”
>”I’m sorry; I just thought someone should bring you your things.”
“How do you even know where I live?”
>”I asked Principal Celestia, and explained that you forgot your backpack. She also gave me a letter that she was going to have you come and get before you… uh, left.”
>She hands you the letter.
>”I left the rest on your back porch, is that okay?”
>You disinterestedly nod as you open the letter.
>After a quick skim you toss it aside.
>Sunset looks at you like she’s expecting you to speak, but her gaze falls to the letter at her feet.
>” ‘First in CHS history to receive perfect scores in both the SAT and ACT ‘? Anon, I’m sorry, I never knew that you-“
“Anything else?”
>>25722618
Same Anon here.
Sorry, it was "± the 32th square of 5/6"
>>25725034
>…
>*sigh* “Look Anon, I was there in home room, I’m sorry about what Flash said.”
“You didn’t speak up then.”
>”… No, I didn’t”
>You note that she was one of the only in the crowd that seemed disinterested in that act this morning.
>”And I’m sorry that he keyed your car.”
“Why, could you have stopped him?”
>Well no, but I’m sorry that you’ll have to get it fixed.”
“I’ve fixed it before.”
>Are you being a bit too harsh, isn’t she just trying to apologize?
>Your focus shifts to that lake, as you start reeling in the line.
>”Look, Anon, all I’m trying to say is.”
>No bites on the line, so you cast out again.
>She doesn’t continue.
“Say what?”
>No response.
>You keep your senses focused on the lake rather than Sunset. No skin off your teeth if she doesn’t spill whatever it is she was going to say.
>Okay, she’s been standing there for at least ten minutes.
“Ahem”
>”Sorry, it’s just that it’s so beautiful out here.”
>Yes it is.
>You turn back to face her, and see her eyes sparkling as they look around the lake.
>She was caught up in the song of the birds, and the view of the leaves.
>She didn’t stand out, as the turning leaves often matched the red and yellow of her hair quite closely.
>”I just wanted to say that I’m sorry. I know you have, undeservingly, been picked on for a long time by a lot of people including me. I am so sorry for what I did before I turned my life around.”
“What about yesterday and the past few months, last I heard you were ‘redeemed’ almost a year ago?”
>”I… I know. I know.”
>She pauses.
>”All I can do is to promise to change. Again that is.”
>Quiet.
>”Anyway, I should be going. I’ve been setting up a lot of the Fall Formal’s stuff this semester, and it’s tomorrow so…”
“Go.”
>She turns and starts to walk away.
“And thank you.”
>You’re not sure if she heard that.
>>25725185
Please don't have Anon forgive everyone easily
Be right back, character count is a bitch.
>>25725185
>You stayed on the pier for another four hours or so.
>Still didn’t catch anything.
>But by the end of it, you felt much better.
>Maybe things are going to start getting better.
>Maybe.
>Grabbing the backpack that Sunset left, you head inside to get something to eat.
>You decided on setting up a movie, within ten minutes you had curled up on your couch with a large bowl of popcorn.
>Kelly’s Heroes
>Maybe it is time to stop with the Negative Waves.
>Sometime around midnight you had fallen asleep.
>>25680908
Sunset, I want to die
>>25725185
The time frames of things turning around for Anon always being so sudden just kills otherwise perfectly good greens for me. It never feels organic, just rushed.
>>25725535
>"What?"
>>25725457
>…
>You didn’t wake up until five tomorrow.
>Tomorrow afternoon.
>That’s probably a new record for you.
>While showering you entertained the idea of heading to the Fall Formal.
>Ultimately you decided against it, better to stay away a bit longer.
>However, you did decide that you should treat yourself to something other than your own cooking or fast food.
>Steak.
>After dressing, you drove to downtown.
>There’s a nice place you like a few blocks from town hall, but the parking sucks.
>You manage to slip into a spot on street, and then get across to the restaurant; thankfully traffic itself was almost nonexistent, probably because all of the students were at the formal.
>There isn’t much of a wait, so soon you get seated and enjoy 16 ounces of medium rare goodness.
>It was so strange, you actually felt fully content.
>It may have been the first time in years that you genuinely smiled.
>It’s around ten when you leave the steak house.
>Outside a light breeze had picked up.
>Otherwise it was rather quiet for down town.
>There were no cars around, so you managed to walk straight across the street to your own car.
>When you reached into your pocket for your keys was when you heard it.
>Rubber screeching on asphalt.
>From the next intersection down a blue muscle car screeches turning left on red.
>As it faces down the street, you see a silhouette in the driver’s seat duck down, as if to reach something in the floor of the passengers’ side.
>The last thing you remember seeing was two blinding oncoming lights.
>>25725535
>>25725797
Nice timing
>>25726010
>Sunset had sat just sat down on the gym bleachers.
>The first thing that had happened on Monday was to call an assembly.
>Probably about this years… less than ideal Formal.
>She and the girls had chewed out Flash for what happened on Friday. The rumor going around was that he got drunk then hit a deer.
>At least they didn’t have to stop a magical apocalypse.
>Is that the Mayor heading to the podium?
>BZZZT
>She taps the microphone
>”Sorry. First I suppose I should thank you Principal for inviting me here to speak. As many of you know, I’m the town’s mayor.”
>W-why are the Mayor, Principal, and Vice Principal all wearing black?
>”I suppose there is no easy way to put this. On Saturday night, one of your student who will go unnamed left the Fall Formal after consuming… quite a bit of alcohol. The driver then attempted to drive home, but lost control of the wheel.”
>Various gasps and whispers start going through the audience.
>Could Flash really have-
>”The driver impacted a pedestrian, and was then thrown through their own windshield.”
>The crowd now completely been drawn into the news, between the mayor’s words only her echo could be heard.
>”The driver is currently resting in the hospital, suffering from a minor concussion.”
>>25726023
>A couple sighs of relief can be heard.
“What about the other one?”
>Sunset stood ask the presenter.
>”You all would better know the pedestrian as Anon. He has slipped into a coma after suffering multiple bone fractures, severe internal bleeding, and a punctured lung. The doctors doubt that he will hold on for much longer.”
>The rest of the speech started to blur together. Apparently just less than six years ago, Anon lost both of his parents to a drunk driver. Their car was T-boned, and his Mom was killed on impact.
>He then sat by his father’s side in the hospital as he slowly died within the week.
>Anon then made it his mission to make sure that no one would be waiting for an ambulance like his father did.
>Guilt soon overcame her mind.
>She had treated Anon so horribly.
>She could have done anything else after school on Friday, but she walked away after making vague halfhearted statements.
>She had started the argument that made Flash leave.
>For all of her endeavors to reform, she could never fully distance herself from her inner demon.
>She couldn’t help but shoulder the blame.
The end?
>>25682750
>>25682762
>>25691619
>>25701104
>this much damage control
![QXEXEw2[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/X53FMqm.gif "QXEXEw2[1].gif")
>>25726036
>>25726134
This.
I'm sorry writefag.
I know the feeling of wanting to get something of your back quickly though, so I can't blame you.
>>25726036
Don't these usually end with Anon fucking something?
>>25725034
oh sweet based writefags
>>25726036
Get that man ALL THE BITCHES!
>>25726036
Please don't stop, bring him back and grind in the shit they did to him
>>25726036
really enjoying this so far anon.it's not really over, right?i'd like to see your other stuff. do you have a pastebin?
also, how did anon get a job as an administrative aide? wouldn't something like that require at least a high school diploma?
>>25680908
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>>25726923
I may continue tomorrow or Saturday.
Technically Anon is a paid intern (plus other reasons we might get into).
Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/u/ThingPaste (note, some things may be down/needing editing. I'll have this up as soon as I name it.)
>>25726666
based quads
>>25726441
He fucked his own lung with his a rib, does that count?
>>25680908
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At least it isn't that fucking 'Anon is a changeling' story
Goes through a bunch of shit, builds up, get to the climax...
Anon dies like a bitch lol story over
And the response to 'so, epilogue' was 'nope, that's it. Life is sometimes anticlimactic, get over it'
Always follow through. Will lurk to see if you've got some more coming
>>25680908
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oh
>>25727412
Bump for Anon waking up and beat the shit out of the normies.
LikeBig Boss...
>>25728809
Or just flash since he was the drunk fuck responsible. Still a cool idea.
Sunny writes to book horse to ask luna to check on anon in his dream?
>>25728916
Sees bloody wasteland of rage and car crashes, with his parents dying in front of him again and again, as people from school insult his existence.
>>25728950
>an empty lake with a broken pier
>>25728975
also works
>>25728982
I just wanna know if anon will wonder why a blue alicorn is there, or why his vice principal.
>>25729010
Chalks it up to brain damage and forgets normally or magically from luna
>>25680908
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>>25680908
emergency bump
>>25680908
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>>25726036
What fight? I feel we are missing something
B-Bump?
>>25680908
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>>25680908
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>>25729751
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>>25734013
>All of these wasted posts
Are you proud of yourself for not deleting your shit?
