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>"Morning, my sunshine! You're not going anywhere today? Maybe we can spend time together, you know just like when you were little. Maybe you can show me how to play with "Playstation". "
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>>25679302
Celestia as a mother figure is a fucked HC anyway.

Just admit that it's your fetish and make it a proper porn thread, OP.
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>>25679347
Incest isn't my fetish. I just want comfy feels which I don't have irl.
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>>25679302
Fuck it, I'll writefag for you and see if it will keep the thread alive cause I have nothing better to do.

>you groan loudly in annoyance for two reasons
>one because Celestia sure was an annoying mother
>especially these past couple of weeks after your birthday
>she's gotten really needy and clingy
>the second reason is she just asked you to show her how to play "playstation"
>that's pretty
>seriously that's pretty
>but it was summer break and all your friends have gotten jobs and here you are sitting at home playing vidya waiting fruitlessly for responses to the online applications you've sent in
>you pause your game and look up at her
>her head was tilted slightly to the side and she wore a hopeful smile
>goddamnit
>that look always got you
>you had no real reason to say no
>so you answer her in a less than enthused manor
"Okay, mom."
>she smiles brightly and rushes over to sit next to you on your bed with both hands in her lap looking at the screne
"So what game are we going to be playing, Anon?"
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>>25679440
Play Dead or Alive volleyball. In a twist Celestia actually likes it and hogs the Playstation.
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>>25679533
>dead or alive volleyball
>playstation
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>>25679601
I have brought shame to myself.
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>>25679440
Play Guilty Gear
Have Celestia be maximum scrublord
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>>25679673
I'll try, =.
Having never played it might have to half ass descriptions of Celestia being a scrublord.
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>>25679302
OH MY GOD, GO HANG OUT WITH PEOPLE YOUR OWN AGE, YOU SAD OLD FUCK!
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>>25679440
>you turn your head back to the paused game and answer her after unpausing and getting right back into the fight
"Guilty Gear. Let me finish this match and I'll let you play."
>"Ohhh, what's Guilty Gear, Nonny?"
>you fingers are working double time as you beat the shit out of the cpu
>you give her nothing but blunt answers
"Its a fighting game."
>"Oh."
>you tensed up ready to cringe as you waited for her to ask what a fighting game was
>but she never asked
>she just turned to look at the screen, probably figuring it out herself, and the computer getting rekt
>"Nonny, which one's you?"
"The one that's winning."
>"Ah."
>she scoots a little closer to you
>"It looks like you're really good at this game."
"Eh, its just a computer, mom. AI is kind of predictable and easy to go against."
>almost as soon as you said this you beat it and find yourself back at the character select screen
>she awkwardly punches your shoulder
"Nonsense, Anon. I'm sure you're really good at it with all the practice you get playing it."
>you just let out a single chuckle and look over at her
"I finished the fight. You ready to learn how to play now?"
>she smiles again and claps her hands together before enthusiastically taking the controller from your hand
>"Oh, yes, anon."
>she holds the controller in her hand looking it up down and all around
>thankfully the playstation controller was perfectly designed so there was no question of how she was supposed to hold it
>she looks back at you still with her huge smile and big eyes
>"So which button does what?"
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>>25680033
>this was going to be murder
>you point to the X button
"Okay, this button here is-"
>you go through the laborious task of explaining the game's controls to your mother
>she isn't dense about it just naive
>eventually she thinks she understands it well enough to start actually playing
>"Okay, anon. I think I got it. Let's start this thing up so I can kick some booty!"
"Hand me the controller and I'll start up a match for you."
>she does so and you do so making sure to keep everything at the lowest level possible for her
>and the fight starts
>it goes down hill very quickly
>her attempt at playing Guilty Gear quickly turns into a massacre for her
>she seems to have given up on doing anything with intent, almost as soon as the match started she started pushing random buttons attempting to be a high roller
>it did not pay off
>she was desperately trying to hold back curses of annoyance and anger with only moderate success
>"Oh, sh-poop!
>"You son of a bit-iiiscuit!"
>"Go to hell!"
>it wasn't long before she lost the match completely
>she huffed puffing her cheeks out in indignation slamming the controller beside her on the bed
>she quickly picked it back up and handed it to you
>"Again. I want to try again, anon."
>you shrug and set up another match
>this went on for a couple matches
>she had given up holding back her curses after her third match and her mouth was now a stream of fucks, shits, and son of a bitches
>after her fifth match you got sick of seeing your mom be such a scrublord that you try to talk her into stopping but she doesn't have it and demand you keep letting her play till she wins at least on
>she was determined you'll give her that
>so you set up a sixth match
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>>25679440
>tfw no amazoness mom to play vidya with while you wait for responses to applications
>tfw no vidya either because tv is broken and computer is shit
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>>25680487
>tfw
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>>25679302
No
is Molestia
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>>25680475
So before I go any further I need to know where I am going.
I know OP said it wasn't his fetish so he didn't want >lewd but is it a unanimous feeling among this thread's occupants?

To >lewd or not to >lewd?
That is the question.

Gonna count op's reply as one vote for no >lewd.
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>25679302
I'll help you out op

https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/25638149/#25638149

Momlestia 26.1 Nightmare Night
https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/25247204/#25247283

Momlestia #26https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/25089054/#25089054
Momlestia #25https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/24411666/#24411666

Momlestia #24 Take 2https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/23905846/#23905846

Momlestia #24https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/23701855/#23701855

Momlestia #23https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/23503970/#23503970

Momlestia #24https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/23432726/#23432726

Momlestia #23https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/23100597/#23100597

Momlestia #22https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/22650134/#22650134

Momlestia #21https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/21986248/#21986248

Momlestia #20.1https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/21639886/#21639886

Momlestia #20https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/21620837/#21620837

Momlestia #19https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/21360623/#21360623

Momlestia #18https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/20978531/#20978531

Momlestia #17https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/20790596/#20790596
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>>25679371
Read Ten Years.
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>>25679440
>>25680033
>>25680475

Please continue this.
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>>25680618
Please go
[spoilers] lewd [/spoilers] I don't know how to spoilers.
>is mobilefag
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>>25681454
Was eating, yo.

>>25681726
>thinks being a mobilefag is an excuse
Without the s's, =.
One vote for and one vote against.
Will have to be decided the only way that is without bias and without favorites
whoever asks for >lewd or no >lewd with dubs will get it

>>25680475
>and there was absolutely no improvement to her game
>in fact she was worse this time around and somehow your mother was rekt with the computer having taken absolutely no damage
>she screamed in anger and stood up to kick the stand that the tv was on however she was barefoot and only hurt herself
>"God fucking damnit."
>she flops back down on the bed gripping her foot
>this earns a hearty laugh from you
>she looks at you angrily in response and punches you in the shoulder again
"I think you should probably sto-"
>she cuts you off
>"No! I will not quit! I'll get this eventually."
>you shrug again and set up the seventh one

>this continued on for hours
>countless losses
>countless angry outbursts full of swearing
>countless punches cause you had lost your sides due to her over the top reactions
>she really sucks ass at fighting games
>eventually it gets to be about lunch time and she finally throws in the towel (and the controller)
>"I just can't do it, Anon."
>you move to pat her on the back
"Its fine mom. Why were you trying so hard anyway?"
>you were genuinely confused why suddenly she was interested in vidya
>she outright ignores the question and looks at her phone
>"Oh, wow. Look at the time, Anon, 1:45. We should eat lunch."
>she pauses for a second
>"Say, why don't we go out and grab something? There anywhere you want to eat from?"
>you shrug
"I don't really care were we go, as long as it isn't, Dominoes."
>she rolls her eyes at that
>the last time you ate their pizza there was hair all in your pizza, you refused to eat any of their food ever again
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>>25681882
lewd
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>>25681882
>>25682144
>comfort her
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>>25681882
I can't wait to see more.
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>>25682144
Why can't we just have a cute momlestia story?
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>>25682393
>implying you can't have cute and lewd
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>>25682393
>revealing her feelings and problems while comforting her with your dick isn't cute
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>>25681232
Thank you Anon.
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Come on guys, show OP you support
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Who is Celestia's main?
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>>25681882
>"Okay, Anon. We're gonna go to Joe's seafood."
>you cock an eyebrow at her
"For lunch?"
>"Yes, Anon, for lunch. You hungry or not?"
>she stands up towering over you with her hands on her hips looking down at you
>her loose fitting white shirt and short shorts hanging off of her body
>turning your head slightly so you aren't looking at your mother's crotch as she is standing in front of you you shrug and get up
>you could go for a bite to eat
>as you stand next to her the top of your head only comes up to to the bottom of her breasts because your mother is just that tall
>you certainly didn't get any of the height from her genes
>she pats you on the head and looks down at you as you are wearing nothing but gym shorts
>"Now lets get dressed and head out to eat."
>you could of sworn she winked at you
>whatever
>heading to your closet you slap on black shorts and a green wife beater slipping a green hoodie over that
>after putting on your socks and shoes you head into the living room to wait for her to get ready

>Celestia stands in front of her closet looking at her collection of clothes
>"What should I wear?"

Sorry for the wait.
I had to deal with shit.
All sorted out now.
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>>25683637
If anyone is still interested in the green after that wait, this is an option to request a specific outfit for Celly.
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>>25683637
>she picks out her clothing and slips into them

>you are sitting on the couch waiting for your mother to hurry up getting ready to head on by pissing away time on your phone
>you hear her clear her throat and you turn your head up to great her
>she's wearing a low cut cropped top and short denim shorts with pink flip flops on her feet
>most of her her hair was pulled back in a pony tail
>you tried to ignore the curves of her mature body on display because she is your mother but you couldn't help it
>her nice sized double D cleavage, her wide baby carrying hips, her stomach that was only slightly pudgy from age and a pregnancy
> you had a hot mom
>you mentally slap yourself for thinking that and return your attention to her smiling face
>she didn't notice anything
>"Come on, Anon. Lets head out."
>you nod and walk with her out of the house and to the car
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>>25679302
Why does that greentext remind me of this gal right here?
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>>25684629
You got me.
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>>25684629
Because Underfags are convinced their shitty game is the word of God, and every little thing in the universe must also be a reference to it. Of course a story featuring anything remotely similar to a mother figure would trigger you.
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>>25684588
UUUUUNF
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This may be the slowest Momlestia yet. It's all your fault, OP. Next time please make it right.
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>>25679371
Can't you just give your real mother a call or something?
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>>25681232
Based
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>>25684588
No lewd plox.
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>>25684588
go on
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>>25685694
What if your mother is a bitch?
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Bump.
Fucking hell.
Write fag here, I was asleep.
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>>25683637
>be 6'2"
>scalp only goes below my mom's boobs
hory shet
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>>25684588
>the ride to the restaurant was fairly quick
>it was pretty close to your house so it was only a fifteen minute ride
>you and your mother made the occasional ideal chat
>you tried to finally get an answer out of her about why she is so intent on hanging out with you all of a sudden
>but again she dodges the question this time with a deliberately vague answer that you could feel was bullshit
>"I don't know, Anon. Was just on a whim."
>she reaches over to pinch your cheek
>"Maybe I wanted to spend time with my little boy."
>you groan in annoyance and swat her hand away earning a chuckle from her
>"So, how about some tunes?"
>even though it was only fifteen minutes it was still boring without music and with just occasional small talk
"Sure."
>reaching to the radio she switches it on and surfs through the channels until she hits a station playing Bohemian Rhapsody and stops
>"Oh! I love this song!"
>she starts singing along with Freddie Mercury
>she notices you not singing along and punches you on the shoulder again
>"Come on, Anon. You have to sing along with Bohemian when someone else is."
>she is right, you have to
>is almost a natural law
>so you join in at "Too late, my time has come"
>at first just monotone saying the lyrics cause you weren't that into the idea of singing with your mother but seeing how much she is into it rocking her head sending her long rainbow sherbet hair into a flurry and how she beat on the steering wheel in time with the music you got more enthusiastic
>eventually you both were singing along as loud as you could and Celestia turned the radio up to max
>she reaches over with an arm and, driving one handed puts it over your shoulders pulling you closer
>you didn't mind being too into singing along with Celestia
>as the song ends she moves her arm from your shoulders to turn the radio back down to acceptable levels
>both of you had huge smiles plastered on your faces

>tfw you will never sing bohemian with Momlestia in a car
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>>25689319

Celestia has a pretty good taste in music.
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>>25689020
>tfw no 8 to 9 foot tall mother
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>>25689363
Celestia's ass in that image tho.
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>>25679302

nth for cumming inside mummy

>Does this please you?
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>>25689680
I've been toying with the idea of writing a green about a reluctant anon, who is pulled back into equestria every year for his birthday. Time goes slower in equestria, so it's like every 5 years and anon is much older then his little colt body implies. He spends much of the time questioning his mother's beliefs and ideals. Twilight is super pissed about it too.
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>>25690038
Oops, fuckin clover app
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Only acceptable incest is by auntie Luna.
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>>25689319
>"That was fun, Anon!"
>Celestia was smiling widely and pat your lap once with her hand
"Heh, yeah."
>you consider patting her back but decide against it given your indecent feelings earlier
>"Oh, we're here! That was certainly a fast drive, wasn't it, Anon?"
"Uh, yeah."
>both of you get out of the car and walk toward the entrance of the fish camp
>you try to keep your distance from your mother to keep from looking at her in a lewd manor again but she isn't having it and closes any gap between you which makes it difficult to not steal glances at your mother's hot mature body that she is't hiding
>with each glance you take you mentally slap and chastise yourself because she is your mother
>you try to focus on how annoying she is to try to fight but it doesn't help much
>while walking next to your amazonian sized mother you comparatively look like a midget or child
>she is so tall that she has to duck to get through the doors of the fish camp
>you half wish you weren't looking cause as she bent over to get through you got a nice view of her perfect ass that looked like it makes her shorts scream in agony having to contain it all
>the waitress standing near the doors was some girl you went to school with, you didn't remember her name but she had mint green skin and had a noticeable look of intimidation on her face seeing her principal
>your mother addresses her before she speaks
>"Table for two please."
>she quickly gathers herself
>"Right this way."
>she leads you to a small two person table in the middle of the restaurant handing you one page laminated menus once you sit
>"What will you have to drink?"
>both you and your mother answer with sweet tea and she goes off to get it
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>>25690472
Amazon mom is best mom.
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>>25690626
>mfw
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>>25690472

Please, sir, I want some more.
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>>25690666
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>>25679302
I'd rather try playing "You sitting on my face" game. It's awesome.
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>>25690969
Sorry, dude.
For some reason I let myself be a writefag for another thread on top of this one >>25689619
That is entirely my fault for being stupid.
Sorry.

>>25690472
>looking up from her menu at you and putting it back down on the table
>Celly leans forward and asks
>"What are you going get, Anon?"
"I don't know yet."
>you answer bluntly and not look up once from your menu cause if you do you will be looking straight into her cleavage
>that's the last thing you want to do right now
>seeing nothing else on the simplistic white menu that interested you
>you'll just go with what you always get from these types of places, the calabash chicken
"A large calabash chicken."
>"You always get that anon, you're kind of boring eating the same food all the time."
"Well, what are you getting then, miss originality?"
>"Well, I'm getting the large Oyster Stew."
>you scrunch your face up at that, oyster stew is fuckin nasty
>before you say anything your waitress shows up with your drinks
>"Here you go. Are you ready to place your orders?"
>celestia is the one to answer her
>"Yes, we are. I'm having a large oyster stew and-"
>she points at you
>"He'll have a large calabash chicken."
>she writes this down on her pad and nods heading off to give it to the cook
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>>25691071
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>>25691253
Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/1Q3gCGZi
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>>25691253
>Oyster stew
Ayy
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>>25691253
>For some reason I let myself be a writefag for another thread on top of this one
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>>25691954

Don't give up Anon!
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>>25691954
I did say it was stupid.

>>25691253
>"Huh, she forgot to take our menus. Hand me yours, Anon. I'll just put it on the table behind me."
"Okay."
>you hand her the menu and she turns and puts it on the table behind her
>you both sit there in quiet for a while occasionally sipping your drinks and tapping on the table with your fingers
>it was kind of awkward
>she spoke up first
>"So, how are you doing, Anon? I mean with your life and what you are doing with it."
>that was an odd question but whatever it was awkward without any conversation
"I'm doing fine, Mom. I can't complain. Kind of wish I had a job. What about you?"
>"Oh, I am good."
>she thinks for a second and a look of worry crosses her face for a second before she forces it away with a smile
>"What makes you so intent on getting a job, anon?"
"I just want the money to be able to buy the shit I want. Isn't it obvious? What else would I want a job for?"
>she looks to the side
>"well I tho-
>the waitress walks up carrying the food on a large platter
>"Got your food here careful its hot."
>she places celestia's oyster stew and your chicken in front of you
>"Is there anything else you need?"
"Uh, yeah. Can I get some hotsauce?"
>"Sure. Anything for you miss?"
>Celestia answers her
>"No, I'm good."
>"Okay, I'll be right back with your hotsauce."
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>You will never have your hot mom and aunt take advantage of having a winter break from school and decide to take you on vacation with them.
>You will never go to an exotic resort with them or help them pick out new swimsuits to wear.
>You will never check into your resort room only to discover it is a king whirlpool suite by mistake.
>You will never laugh about it before trying to change rooms only to discover there are no other rooms or roll away beds available.
>You will never sleep sandwiched between your mother and aunt as they both hold onto you and use you like a body pillow.

Why even live?
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>>25692295
I'm sure Anon will be giving Celestia some of his hot sauce.
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>>25679440
>>25680033
>>25680475
>>25681882
>>25683637
>>25684588
>>25689319
>>25690472
>>25691253
>>25692295
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>>25679302
Hi Mom.
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Monitoring closely for moar glorious akward amazon momlestia green
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>>25679302
>Momlestia
>using a shitty high school principal barbie doll for it

kill yourself / 10
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>>25692424
Wasn't there a story about how Anon left his abusive mom to live with principal celestia and ends up banging her near the end and does anyone have the link to it?
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>>25695359
I am intrigued
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>>25695392
I finally found it. Beware, it's a VERY long read.
http://pastebin.com/7W7eBq1G
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>>25690626
>That face
>That body type
>That hair
Is it...?
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>>25695590
I want celly peej now.
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>>25695584
Long reads are just as much my fetish as amazmomlestia is.
thanks you <3
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Don't you die on me damn it!
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So is this /mom/ thread supposed to be exclusively EQGirls mom or is actual pone mom allowed but nothing has been contributed to it yet?
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>>25696537
I think it's just /mom/ in any form. But it is pretty human mom leaning. If you've got pone mom please feel free to dump.
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>>25679302
>not Xbox

You blew it
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BUMP
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>>25679601
>>25679533
Might be set in the future, DOAX3 will be only on PS4 and Vita
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>>25697129
Everyone in this story is speaking english not Japanese.
They aren't releasing that game outside of Japan cause of fear of sjw backlash.
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>>25679302
>"This is America, we use Xboxes you dumb cunt"
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>>25697028
She's so pretty. I just wanna touch her hair.
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>>25697239
Me too anon.
don't tell anyone
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>>25697288
>ywn eat her frosting
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>>25697326
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>>25680033
>>thankfully the playstation controller was perfectly designed so there was no question of how she was supposed to hold it
Please don't start a fight here...

>>25690969
Dem fucking tanlines

>>25697157
>It will have an english subtitle option
>It won't be region locked
>Publisher is allowing pre-orders, will mail anywhere
You just have to translate a few web pages from Jap to English to read enough and order
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>>25695590
I wish based Cho draw Momlestia.
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>>25679302
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>>25698018
An interesting, yet profound post.
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>>25697239
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>>25692295
I must know if anon ever gets that hot sauce. The suspense is killing me.
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>>25692295
Moarrr. bump
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>mom is back
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>>25692424

I NEED THIS!!!!!
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>>25692295
What happened next?
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>>25700313
By god help me get release from mah boner ya sadist.
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>>25692424
Without l-lewd it's pretty cosy.
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>>25692295

Moar?
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>>25692295
>Hotsauce on chicken
Fucking coonanon
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>>25703124
>coonanon
>clearly lives in the south given the fish camp thing
>coon
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>>25692424
>You are Anon.
>And you are out shopping with your mom and aunt.
>Your exact location is outside the changing rooms.
>Or wait, are they called dressing rooms?
>Fuck it, the point is you're here waiting for them to come out and model their potential swimsuits and to give your opinions on them.
>Side mission, try not to look like a perv waiting right outside the women's dressing room.
>Based on the looks you're get to from different women, you assume you're failing that mission.
>"Okay Sunshine, how about this one?"
>She calls from behind the closed door.
"Looks great, can we please leave?"
>She laughs in response.
>"Oh honey, you haven't even seen it yet."
>She says while opening the door to reveal her latest choice.
>It's a multi colored bikini that honestly looks a size or two too small for her figure.
>That was the problem with clothes shopping with her.
>It was always hard to find things that fit her properly, even harder now that swimsuits are out of season.
>"Well, what do you think?"
>You notice the top is so small and tight that there is considerable under boob showing and she is almost spilling out of the top and sides.
>All in all, the top is nust there to cover her nipples and one wrong move, or any move actually, threatens to expose herself.
>On anyone else this would be a drop dead sexy choice, but this is your mom.
>You notice all the men and more tjan a few women near the changing rooms looking at her.
"I, I think it's a little small mom."
>She let's out a disapointed sigh and tugs on the bikini top straps.
>"Yeah, I thought it might be but I hoped it would fit. Just as well though, the bottom is kind of riding up on this style. Guess we'll have to keep trying more."
>She says and turns around and tries to pull the bottoms from riding up further on her before closing the door.
>You feel your face grow warm at seeing her.
>Goddamnit mom...
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>>25704740
Continue pls, this is comfy.
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>>25704897
That's not exactly how I would describe it, but yes, I would like to see more.
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>>25705026
I was searching for an adjective and my brain got stuck on comfy for some reason
Her funbags would be super DOOPER comfy :DDDD
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>>25697686
>"I'm 'Mole Man' no more. From hence forth, I am 'Ass-Man'".
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>>25679302
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>>25704897
>Horse Pussy
Heh.
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>>25679302
bump for ass
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>>25706077
checked
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>Mom will never wake you up and tell you that you were accepted into university
>Mom will never frantically help you pack and make sure you've got everything 100 times over
>she'll never tearfully wave goodbye
>She'll never get suspicious of that one chick you brought home for Spring Break
>Mom will never try to compete with her and sit on your lap whenever you two are in a room together, staring the young girl down
>She'll never interrupt you two when you were about to get freaky
>She'll never have comfort sex with you to cheer you up after your girlfriend leaves early because 'something came up.'
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>>25704740
more?
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>>25707277
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>>25704740
Bring on the green friendo
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>>25707833
>lace pajamas
Oh yes.
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>>25704740
>Every year they do this.
>Every winter break they plan out a vacation for the three of you to some exotic resort.
>That you’re not complaining about though.
>After all, a free all-expense paid vacation is always great.
>But it’s the shopping with them that kills you.
>Because they ‘need’ new swimsuits.
>Because the ones they got for summer vacation certainly are no longer good.
>But you indulge them because you love them and this is one of the only chances they take to get away.
>They both pride themselves on their attendance, and they don’t take any unnecessary time off at all.
>”Anonymous, are you there?”
“Yeah, Aunt Luna. I’m here.”
>She steps out of the changing booth and showcases her choice in swimwear.
>Her choice is almost the exact opposite of your mother’s.
>The best way you could describe it in one word is… frumpy.
>It was a two piece but not the good kind.
>It had granny panty like bottoms and a top that covered her stomach with row after row of pink and black polka dot patterns and it covers everything.
>You’re not even sure she grabbed the correct top and bottom set.
>Pokerface it Anon, pokerface.
>”You don’t like it do you?”
>Shit, you forgot you suck at cards.
“Um… well… it’s….”
>You say while motioning with your hands trying to kill time.
“You know I love you right?”
>She just stands there looking at you with her hands on her hips and a raised eyebrow.
>”Will I most likely regret what you would tell me?”
“Probably.”
>”So this is a no then?”
“A definite no.”
>”Very well then. Onto the next in the pile!”
>She announces as she walks back into the booth.
>You massage your forehead with your hand.
>Are you almost done with this yet?
>”Anon? Can you come here a second?”
>Guess not.
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>>25708608
“What’s up mom?”
>You stand outside the door wondering what exactly she wants.
>”I got one of those tie tops and I can’t reach it to tie it. Can you help me?”
>She asks and opens the door just a crack for you.
>”Just come on in and tie up the back for me please.”
>Son of a bitch.
“I, uh, I don’t think I should do that. I mean it’s the women’s changing room and all.”
>”Oh nonsense, it’ll be fine. Now come on.”
>You give up and decide to just get this over with as quickly as possible.
>You gently open the door further while looking from side to side to make sure no one is looking.
>With the coast clear, you quickly go in and close the door behind you out of habit.
>You look and see her long hair against her bare back greeting you while the reflection of her holding the top against her chest is shown in the mirror.
>”It’s one where you tie it around the neck and across the back sweetie.”
>She smiles at you in the reflection
>You gingerly take her hair and place it over one of her shoulders, exposing her bare back.
>You try to grab the strings of the neck piece without touching her skin.
>Because, you know, she’s your mom.
>You fail miserably and feel her silky smooth skin against your fingers.
>This causes her to shiver against your touch and you to blush.
>It’s got to be from embarrassment.
>R-right?
>You just tie a simple shoelace knot around her neck and tug on it to make sure it isn’t going anywhere before moving onto the second set of strings.
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>>25708633
>You notice the straps are hanging around her sides.
>You stand right behind her and pull them tight before starting to tie them in a similar fashion as you did the neck knot.
>Once you’re done, she turns around and lets you see the top.
>It’s a white bikini top with red, yellow and blue beads across it.
>At least this one is more her size and covers more of her.
>She pulls on the cords and does a few little jumps to test the top.
>It’s not like you wanted to see her breasts bounce up and down like that, but they were right there in your face.
>You just hope the knots you did hold, or else you’ll literally get an eyeful.
>Luckily they hold.
>You are about to leave when she grabs your arm.
>”You know, I don’t think I did the bottoms that well. Could you tie them off too like you did the top?”
>The hell is she talking about?
>You look down and see the matching bottom kinda drooping and sagging because they are coming untied.
>If she took a step or two they would be on the floor.
>You feel your face go red again.
>You start to fumble with the strings and eventually manage to get your shaking under control so you can tie it off.
>She shuffles and turns so you can do the other side as well.
>You quickly tie it off so you can just get out of here.
>You give a quick tug to each side and are satisfied with your work so you turn to leave.
>You walk out of the booth just as an employee walks by.
>…fuck
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>>25708658
>”Excuse me sir? What were you doing in the women’s changing booth?”
>And she probably thinks you’re a perv… that’s just great.
>Anyway this could get worse?
>”Anon? Is that you?”
>And shit got worse, she goes to school with you.
>”Oh it’s alright. He’s my son and I just wanted him to help tie off this bikini for me. I just couldn’t reach the back is all you see.”
>Your mom says while exiting the booth as well.
>Well this just got worse again!
>”P-principal Celestia?”
>The worker looks wide eyed at her and then back to you.
>”Oh hello Miss Dash, are you enjoying your winter break thus far?”
>Mother Fucker!
>What deity did you piss of that made this your life?

That's it for tonight, I'm going to bed.
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>>25708658
>>25708633
>>25708608
Thank you based writefriend
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I would read a story where Celestia tired from her son being lonely fuck and tries to hook up him with Twilight or someone else.
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>>25708874
summon writefags
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>>25679302
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>>25708937
But why? We was one the second(or something) page.
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>>25708977
Just bumping the pages with reliable green, trying to keep 7-8 threads going.
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>>25708887
>1 away

Oof, so close. could have got us a really nice writefag with quads,
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>>25679302
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>>25679302
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>>25679302
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>>25687396
This

>B-but you have to love your mother no matter what
It's cute that you have Stockholm syndrome, Anon, but some of us are actually sane

>B-but she gave birth to you and took care of you and paid for you
Gee, she had sex. What a hero, accepting her moral and legal obligation for the kid she brought into the world. By that reasoning, I should be praised like a god for not being a murderous, drug-selling rapist.
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>>25711739
Your mother wasn't very nice to you was she anon? its okay. i love u.
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>>25679302
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>>25708762
That's not what she meant when she said she wanted you to eat her
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>>25679302
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>>25684752
>>>/v/
>>>/v/
>>>/v/
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>>>/v/
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>>25684752
Pretty much this. Toriel isn't even that good of a mother figure. Like trying to force feels.
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>>25711739
Some of us actually had good parents anon.
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>>25712481
I had good parents too but I have to agree with him on one thing.
I never did got the borderline worship mothers get for nothing but cleaning a house, cooking, and changing diapers.
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One time a person on Facebook posted some status saying "You should always respect your mother, mothers are always perfect, blah blah blah..."
I replied two words: "Casey Anthony".
It got deleted and I got blocked.
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>>25695584
>Mom raped him
As long as she was hot, I don't see what he's complaining about. Incest is always ok if it isn't 3DPD.
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>>25715403
Did you forget about the whole abuse part stacked upon him and mental stress?
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Bump till I get home to write some green.
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>>25715420
No.
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>>25716867
Im guessing dad`s home
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Hope you guys don't mind some pone green instead of EQG.

So it's been a while so here's a brief recap. Anon has just finished meeting with the Elements of Harmony and is heading back to Twilight's Hasbro Castle to wait for his mom to come back. Meanwhile Celestia has been seduced by an entity promising to give Anon immortality but for a price. The while story can be found here http://pastebin.com/TJRYLcwM

-Anon-
>What a day.
>All in all, it was a good day.
>You just spent most of it meeting with the Elements of Harmony and planning your birthday party.
>You’re walking back to Twilight’s castle with her by your side.
>”So what do you think you’ll do? Now that your back I mean.”
“I don’t really know. Just… what does a prince do exactly?”
>You ask her, not expecting an answer.
“I can’t move the sun or the moon, I can’t do magic, and I have a grade school education at best in Equestrian history. Hell, most of what I learned I forgot because earth teachers thought I was nuts. I’m not even sure what I learned in school there will help me at all here.”
>She nods n response as she continues to walk next to you.
>”Hmmm… school… THAT’S IT!”
>She shouts and manages to startle you a little.
>Not just you though.
>Seems a few ponies around you jumped and are looking at her wondering what is going on.
>She looks embarrassed and blushes slightly.
>”Eh-he-he, sorry.”
>She apologizes to the onlookers and turns back to you.
>”But that’s it, school.”
>She probably thinks she’s making perfect sense here, but you’re more than a little lost.
>And it seems your confused look hasn’t indicated that to her yet since she’s really smiling right now.
“I’m sorry, but I think I’m missing something here.”
>”It’s easy. You can go to school, take the tests for each grade to see what you still remember, and if you forgot something then we know what you need help with.”
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>>25718436
>She smiles again, and you’re pretty sure she has sparkles in her eyes.
>You can’t decide if this is a magic pony thing you forgot about, or if she just really likes academia.
>”Think about it. Princess Celestia and Princess Luna will always be there to raise the sun and moon, so you don’t need to worry about that. I personally think that to be the best prince of Equestria you could be you would need to know as much about Equestria that you could.”
>Have to admit, she does have a point.
>You won’t be good to anyone if you didn’t know anything about the place you’re supposed to be prince of.
“I’m not saying you’re wrong or anything Twilight, just…”
>You sigh and rub the back of your head.
“My mother’s going to take a lot of heat from a lot of different people because I’m adopted AND because I’m a completely different species. I also don’t think they’ll take too kindly to the idea that her grown son needs to go back to kindergarten. I mean, I don’t want to be a Billy Madison or anything and possibly embarrass her.”
>She looks up at you and shakes her head.
>”I have no idea what that is. But, I can tell you that up until a few years ago, I was still Princess Celestia’s student. There’s nothing wrong with being a student or going to school, no matter how old you are. It’s showing that you want to learn and better yourself, and that’s nothing to be ashamed of. Besides, I’m sure Princess Celestia would teach you herself, just like how she taught me at the castle.”
“Yeah, but she’s probably real busy with her royal duties. I don’t want to be a distraction from them or anything like that to her.”
>She puts her hoof to her chin.
>”Hmmm… well, maybe I could teach you.”
>She says with what sounds like a little hope in her voice.
“Really? I mean don’t get me wrong, but wouldn’t that interfere with your royal duties too?”
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>>25718458
>”While I do have obligations and the occasional friendship issue to work out, it’s nowhere near as time consuming as ruling Equestria. I should be more than capable of handling it. Also, it’ll give me a chance to compare your earth education to an Equestrian one.”
>You find yourself smiling at her enthusiasm.
>Her constant thirst for knowledge is both admirable and in a way humorous.
>But you also see a type of innocence in her yearning for discovery and new information.
“Well, I suppose we could give it a try and see how it goes.”
>”Great, we’ll work out the details with Princes Celestia when she gets back. But I’m sure she’ll be for the idea.”
>You’re both almost at the castle when you notice a pair of purple legs and a tail sticking out of a large box sitting next to the entrance.
“Is that Spike?”
>You ask pointing at the scaly legs poking out from the box.
>”I think so.”
>She then lets out a gasp and smiles.
>”That means somepony must have dropped off a book!”
>She almost gallops off, leaving you behind with a dumbfounded look on your face.
“… What?”
>You realize she’s probably too far away to hear you, so you just shrug and follow her.
>”Oh come on… seriously?”
>Spike says, not noticing either of you approaching him from behind.
>Now that you’re closer, you notice he’s holding onto the side of the box and trying to reach a book at the bottom.
“Need a hand Spike?”
>”WHAAAAAA!”
>He cries out and falls into the box.
>Probably spooked the poor kid.
>Again.
>He’s immediately covered in a pinkish-purple glow and lifted out of the box along with the book.
>She places him on the ground and inspects the book.
>”Did we get any others while I was out?”
>She asks hopefully
>”No, just this one.”
>He shakes his head.
>She groans in frustration.
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>>25718478
>”Of course it is. And to top it off, we already have this book! Granted the spine on this one is in better condition than the other, but still!”
>She says in a bit of a huff.
“Okay, I feel kinda lost here. What’s going on?”
>”The Golden Oak Library was destroyed by a monster a while ago. So we’ve been trying to collect books by asking for donations so we could make a new one.”
>”Since it was Ponyville’s only library, we felt we had to rebuild. If for no other reason than to bring a sense of normalcy back to everypony who lives here. But unfortunately, we haven’t gotten anywhere near enough books to make a library.”
>She says stoically while lowering her head.
>”I keep telling her that we should just bring all the books from the castle in the Everfree Forest. Then we’d have all the books we would need and then some.”
>”And I keep telling you that we can’t do that! Those books belong to the princesses.”
>She states in a tone which clearly lets you know that they’ve been over this conversation many times.
>”Awww, come on. They have a library full of book in a deserted castle in the middle of the forest that no pony is using.”
>”Spike, even if they aren’t being used it would still be stealing. And you should never steal, let alone from a princess.”
“What if it wasn’t stealing?”
>The pair turn and look at you.
>”What do you mean?”
>Twilight asks.
>”Is this like that riddle? You know, ‘When is a door not a door?’ cause that riddle is unsolvable. A door is always a door, that’s why it’s called a door and not something else.”
>The little dragon says confidently.
>Probably best not to burst his bubble on that.
“No spike, it’s not a riddle. But you said so yourself, it’s a while library that no one’s using. Have you ever asked if you could have those books? I’m sure my mom would say yes. Especially if she knew it would be to help rebuild a library here in town.”
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>>25718500
>Spike looks at Twilight and she seems embarrassed.
>”We never did just ask, did we?”
>”How would we even broach the subject with them? Hey Princess Celestia, nice library you have there, mind if we have it?”
>She asks rather flustered.
“She’s still at the old castle right? She probably just lost track of time walking down memory lane is all. Why don’t we all go over there, and I’ll ask if you can have those books.”
>”I don’t know, are you sure? It is a lot of books to give away.”
“Yeah, I mean why not? If they’re not being used, then I really don’t think she’d mind at all. Besides, a book doesn’t do anyone any good if it isn’t being read, right?”
>You see her ears are flat against her head, her eyes are wide with an almost far off distant look to them, and her mouth hangs open ever so slightly.
>She must really really like books to have that sort of reaction.
>Spike seems to notice too and waves his hand in front of her face, but she doesn’t react.
>Oh shit, you hope you didn’t just break her.
>”Uh, Twilight? You okay?”
>He asks her with concern in his voice.
>”Huh? What? Yes! Okay, let’s do that… thing you said, with the words.”
>She says with a nervous laugh at the end.
>Guess her brain was still booting up.
“Let’s go to the castle then.”
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Solar Flare
>It feels good to have a physical form again.
>You’d almost forgotten what it feels like.
>And this host feels different from the last one.
>Not better, not worse, but different.
>The anger and jealous emotions that predominantly fueled your last host have been replaced by love.
>You walk up the stairs from the wizard’s private library and make for the throne room.
>You delve into the princess’s mind as you go, reliving memories of her, now your, son and feel warmth wash over your entire being.
>It is no wonder at all why she was so desperate to try and save him.
>You will use your magic to give your son immortality and eternal youth.
>Once in the throne room you see the two thrones, one of sun and one of moon.
“We need to fix that for my little prince.”
>Your horn glows and in a flash, the moon throne is gone and a smaller sun one is in its stead.
>That should suit him rather well.
>Looking around, you notice the castle is in a state of decay.
>Perhaps it would be best to perform some renovations before you retrieve your son.
“You are my sunshine.”
>You begin to sing to yourself as your horn again begins to glow.
“My only sunshine.”
>With another flash, all of the items relating to the moon are replaced with corresponding ones of the sun.
“You make me happy, when skies are grey.”
>You should have the castle back in pristine condition in no time.
“You’ll never know dear, how much I love you.”
>Very soon, it will be just your little prince and you.
>Ruling side by side for eternity.
>And nothing would take that away from you.
“You’ll never take, my sunshine away.”
>You promise.

That's all for tonight. I'll try and either add to this or try a oneshot holiday special if there's time or if the thread is still up by then. Have a nice night all and hope you enjoyed.
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>>25718624
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>>25718624
the chills... good work anon
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>>25718624
I am entirely stoked to see this story continued. I'd given up on ever seeing it finished.
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>>25718624
Much like Celest... uh, Solar Flare's sunshine, your green is golden.
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>>25691071
>"I HEARD A LITTLE HULKAMANIAC WASN'T EATING HIS VEGGIES, BROTHER."
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>>25707238
That's fucking hot. Summoning a writefag, please.
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>>25719753
[Struggling to breathe wheezing noises] Muh-muh-muh-. Moooomma.
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>>25720679
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>>25708658
>You look down and see the matching bottom kinda drooping and sagging because they are coming untied.
>If she took a step or two they would be on the floor.

mfw
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>"Sweetie, there's no time to explain other than to say that spells were cast and mistakes were made, but I really need you to eat an omelette made from mommy's eggs."
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>>25719771
I'm 40 mom
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>>25721576
>"YOU TAKE DAT FRIGGIN' DALLAS JERSEY OFF RIGHT NOW, ANONYMOUS."
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>>25718624
I lel'd at the billy madison ref and then became very concerned about this solar flare business.
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>"..I don't like this 'pokemon prof', Anonymous, I don't trust his eyes."
>'WHAT BUSINESS OF HIS IS IT IF WE ART A COLT OR FILLY?'
>"Also whose this rival he's talking about?"
>'WHEN DO WE TEST OUR MIGHT AGAINST OTHER GLADIATORS IN THIS REALM OF POKING MONS.'
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>>25722810
That's why the jets beat that ass MA

J-E-T-S

Jets jets jets
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Mom's bumps
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>>25679302
Is the vacation green going to continue? Or something else?
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>>25724908
I'll see what I can do.
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Bampin?
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>>25679302
bump
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I love writing Kid Anon. Any ideas? Not necessarily Momlestia stories however fun those might be.
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>>25726771
Anon and uncle Luna going to a trip to the most dangerous and twisted part of horseland
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>>25726795
Fuck yeah, dude. Auntie Luna is one of my favorite things to write.
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>>25679302
How about a green about Anon attending CHS with principal Celestia being his single mother and Luna being his Aunt. Anon is dating one of the Mane 6 or a popular background character and when Luna finds out she decides to teach Anon how to pleasure a lady with hands on experience.
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>>25726858
Gay.
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>>25726911
O-ok.
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>>25685694
You can't call the dead, anon.
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>>25726795
>>25726809
He said UNCLE Luna, anon.
This story has a surprise ending.
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>>25727042
I'm changing it because that's retarded.
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>>25718624
Holy shit man. Haven't see this green in forever. I'm especially glad I stopped by /mlp/ today.
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>"You stole 40 cakes? Really, mom? That's terrible."
>'T-terribly good?'
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>>25684629
Literally fapped to her after I defeated her.
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>84 posters
Feels good to be among like minds.
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>>25679302
bump
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>>25679302
bump
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>>25679302
bump
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pump
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>>25728643
This.
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We bump general again?
>"Mom, Twilight finished all the donuts."
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bumping

I want to do this with mom. I've had enough of this world.

https://derpibooru.org/1034941
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>>25732281
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So I'm thinking about doing a holiday special thing. Want it to be a kid Anon or regular Anon? Also what does he get mom? Seriously, what do you get the ruler of a world?
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>>25732612
Just being there, give her a big ass cake and anon just pops out like a stripper
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>>25732619
>"T-thanks Cadence, I love the knife set."
>"Oh Luna, a new nightgown..y-you shouldn't have."
>Oh well, atleast I get cake..but where's Anonymous?
>Suddenly mom's heart attack inducing, 10 different kinds of chocolate, 6ft tall cake has an eruption of sorts
>It's Anonymous, in a sexy cop outfit
>'Evening, young lady..you got a permit for those hips?'
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>>25732843
>You will never be a sexy stripper for your mom.
>Your aunt will never use a shrinking spell on you so you could pole dance on your mother's horn.

Why even live?
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>>25731515
Jesus christ that's absolutely arousing
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>'Evening, young lady..you got a permit for those hips?'
Oh god
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Is her ass soft and plump after years of cake eating? Or firm and muscular from years of squat exercises?
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Damn it, /mlp/ why does she have the most beautiful eyes?
I just want to wake up in bed with her on a cold winter's day after the snow's fallen, her face an inch away from mine, wrapped up in blankets, our bodies entwined together, keeping each other warm, feeling our heart beats against each other's bare chests, and just spend the first helf hour of my day snuggling her and getting lost in those eyes.
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>>25718624
Oh yes, AfterHours is back.
Thank you, life has reason again.
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>>25732281
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>>25734017
>"Hiya 'Non! Watcha doin?"
>Celly had been asking you this for a few minutes now
"Nothing. Just being interrupted by a little filly who should be in her room, not studying may I add."
>She tries to hide her giggling, raising a hoof to cover her mouth
>It fails miserably,
>God damn she's cute
>"Hey 'Non! Wanna hear a joke?"
"Sure. Whatcha got for me Sunny-side?"
>She pauses, trying to compose herself.
>"Okay, ready? Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like banana. Get it?"
>Holy shit that's terrible
>You manage to let out a forced chuckle.
"Heh, nice one. Say, how about you get some drinks and enjoy the weather with me for a bit? It's not like you're busy with your tutors or anything, right?"
>She lets an excited grin appear on her face before dashing back into the entrance that connected the garden with the rest of the castle
>For the rest of the day you spent the day hearing jokes from the little princess and sipping lemonade in the warm summer air before taking a tired out Celly back to her chambers
>As she gets tucked into bed, she lets out a loud yawn
>"Night night 'Nonny..."
"Sweet dreams Princess."
>And with that you tuck her into bed, plant a kiss on her forehead before turning off the lights and closing the door.

I know it's terrible, but I was bored and sick of seeing nothing but bumps all around
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>"Hmm? Wazzat sweety? You had another nightmare? Okay, come here, sleep with mommy...."

green pls
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are the first 2 writefriends kill?
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>>25734789
I suppose so. I hope they come back though (unlikely)
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>>25734450
Snuggles inbound.
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>>25726858
Or instead of the usual incest route (nothing wrong with it), we can have an overprotective Momlestia and Auntie Lulu.
They do their best to keep the hussies at Canterlot high away from their precious little "Prince".
But all of their efforts are for naught when it's revealed Anon's been dating a girl from Crystal Prep.
...Who just happens to be Principal Cinch's granddaughter.

>>25732843
Slightly different direction:
>"I'm not a slacker" Anon wants to help pay the bills by being an 18-year-old stripper (Parents don't know)
>The pop out of giant cakes kind
>Gets sent to familiar address
>Thinks one of Mom's friends live here
>Ends up being principal's birthday party
>Oh, that's right, her and your mom went to high school together
>Some kind of shitstorm, I don't know. I'm not writing this.

>>25733987
I'm thinking of her in this situation in both Alicorn and human form, and my penis is just as rigid in each case.

>>25734017
>>25734385
HHNNNNNNNGGGG, MUH HEART

>>25734450
HHNNNNNNNGGGG, MUH DICK

[/shitpost]
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I won't let /Mom/ die damn you!
I WON'T!

MY FETISHES WILL BE VALIDATED
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>>25734450
Hnng yes
Writefags get in here, we need some comfy green stat.
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>>25708680
green bump

>So your mother and aunt have picked out their two favorite swimsuits.
>So that means you and go home right?
>”Alright honey, now let’s find you some swim trunks.”
>What?
>Shit, there’s gotta be some way out of this.
“But, I already have some from last time. So I’m good.”
>Nice save Anon.
>”Were those the same ones you wore during the summer that you complained were too tight?”
>Really Aunt Luna?
>You’re going to turn on me too?
>”I believe you said, ‘these things are so tight, you can tell my religion.’ And ‘it looks like I’m smuggling sausage in these.’ Or of course ‘I feel like I’m about to hulk the fuck out and rip these things to shreds and second.’ Among others of course.”
>Damnit Aunt Luna, why do you have to make points like that.
>”Plus I think you got a growth spurt too sunshine.”
>Mom says while walking up to you and putting a hand on the top of your head and then moving it against her to show you how tall you are.
>It is pretty much right at her breast level.
>”Who knows maybe you’ll be taller than me one day.”
>Yeah, right.
>You’re not an amazon.
>”Now on to the boy’s section.”
>Aunt Luna smiles at you.
>”I think you mean young men’s section Luna.”
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>>25736440
Oh my god it's perfect
I beg of you, more writefriendo
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>>25736357
>>25734450
Who's perspective would you like it from? I'll see what I can do with this. Also pony or human?
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>>25736440
continue of this please
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>>25736496
Eh, human Celly probably, and from Anon's POV
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>>25736496
Thanks anon!
First person should be good
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>>25736496
Human plz.
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>>25734385
Cute.
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>>25736522
>>25736540
>>25736565
Okay here's a quick little something.

>You are Anon, and you just woke up from a super scary dream.
>It had skeletons in it, and then they tried to reach for you and…
>You bury your face into your stuffed animal.
>You don’t want to think about it anymore.
>It’s getting harder to remember the nightmare, but you know you’re still scared.
>You look down at your floor from your bed.
>You want to get down but are scared there’s a monster under your bed.
“What’s that Mr. Bear?”
>You bring your bear to your ear and listen to him.
“You said you would go first? Are you sure?”
>You make him nod, and give him a big hug.
“I love you Mr. Bear.”
>You start to lower him by the ear till he falls onto the ground.
“Is it safe?”
>You look down and see him down there, and nothing is getting him.
>You carefully put a foot down and then then other.
>You pick him up and hug him close again and start to leave your room.
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>>25737226
>The house looks so different at night.
>It’s scary.
>You hug Mr. Bear tighter.
>Just a little farther till you get to Mommy’s room.
>Then everything will be all better.
>You get to her door and see it’s almost closed but still open a little.
>You push the door open and poke your head in.
>You see Mommy in bed and she’s snoring.
>She doesn’t believe you when you said she snores.
>Opening the door more you walk inside and stand next to her bed.
>It’s just her, but her bed is so much bigger than yours.
>But Mommy is bigger than you so it makes sense.
“Mommy.”
>You whisper.
>She still lays there and snores.
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>>25737243
“Mommy?”
>You whisper a little louder.
>She starts to move more and moans a little.
“Mommy.”
>You say and start to nudge her with your hand.
>She wakes up and gasps.
>”Hmm? Wazzat… sweetie?”
>She says and rubs her eyes looking at you.
>She looks at her clock and then back to you.
>”Sunshine, it’s the middle of the night. Is everything okay?”
>You hold your stuffed animal to your chest and shake your head no.
>”Oh honey, did you have a nightmare again?”
>You nod your head in response.
>”Oh honey…”
>She sits up and swings her legs over the side of the bed so she’s looking at you.
>She puts her hand on your arm and starts to rub it.
>”Would you like to sleep with mommy tonight?”
“Mm-hmm.”
>You nod.
>”Alright.”
>She gets up and stands next to you.
>”Let’s take you potty and then get you something to drink first, okay?”
>She says and takes your hand.
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>>25737258
>You walk down the hall with her as she leads you to the bathroom.
>Mommy can see so much better in the dark than you can.
>Mommy’s good at everything.
>She leads you into the bathroom and takes you to the potty.
>”Can you do it yourself or would you like my help?”
“I can do it.”
>You try to take down your pajama pants but can’t because you’re still holding your bear.
>You hold him out to her.
“Can you please hold Mr. Bear while I go?”
>She smiles and takes him.
>You take your pants and undies down and go potty.
>Mommy takes you to the sink when you’re done and picks you up by the armpits to help you wash your hands.
>She then puts you down and gives you a glass of water.
>You don’t finish all of it and hand it back to her.
>”Done?”
“Uh-huh.”
>She takes it from you and finishes the rest of your water.
>She then hands you back your bear and takes your hand again.
>She leads you back into her room and you crawl into bed.
>She gets in after you and you cuddle up under her covers.
>Mommy always had nice feeling sheets and pajamas.
>They were real smooth and you like how they felt.
>Her bed is also so soft and fluffy.
>”Do you want to talk about your nightmare honey?”
“There was a skeleton, and he was after something… and… I think he wanted to eat something.”
>She brushes your hair with her hand.
>”Well it’s okay now. It’s not going to get you, there’s nothing to worry about.”
>You move closer to her and face her.
>She keeps brushing your hair with her hand and starts to hum the sunshine song she always sings you.
>You feel your eyes get heavy and you are starting to get really really tired.
>You close your eyes and relax.
>”Goodnight my little prince.”
“Night-night Mommy… I love you…”
>You say with a yawn.
>”I love you to sunshine. Sweet dreams.”
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>>25737271
Hope you enjoyed, have a good night all.
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>>25737271
>You will never have dreams of big, burly lumberjacks sawing down a huge sequoia while you're sleeping next to your mommy, Snorlestia.
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>>25679302
>tfw your mother is so desperate for your company she'll actually feign interest in video games.

Man why can't she have any friends?
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>>25737619
>You will never use her breast as pillows.
It hurts man.
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up
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>"Your moms hot, AnonymMF! C'cmon bro, not the faAAA-"
>'Quit talking about my hot mom, faggot.'
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>>25739240
>ywn smash that smug faggot's face into a locker and get away with it because your family runs the school
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>"UNDO THIS DEVILRY AT ONCE, TIA! HE IS OUR NEPHEW, Y-YOU CAN'T HOG HIM ALL THE TIME!"
>'Awww, what's that Lulu? Push you higher?'
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This certainly felt like a one sided human momlestia thread this time. Does no one want pony mom anymore?
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