Wondering, any Thingfags out there?
>>25678845
>wanting to be with something that could at any moment just assimilate you
>>25678860
>not wanting to be with her forever in any case
>>25678860
It's the ultimate form of trust.
>>25678845
ayy bb wun sum thread?
>>25678860
>not wanting that
where do you think you are?
>>25678845
thingfag reporting in
>>25678860
uh, whatever his name is who wants to burn all things, fuck off
:^)
>>25678845
Thingfag reporting.
>>25678882
Hey look a communist equine.
>>25678860
>you never will trust thingpone
>you will never have no fear of her
>you will never share such a connection that you know she wouldn't hurt you
>you will never contently fall asleep next to her, knowing she will love you, no matter what
>>25678882
Is that you komissar-bav?
Anyone want a short 400 word preview of the next chapter of BlossomThing?
Thingfag here yes.
>>25678939
due to..issues i haven't read any of it yet, maybe will later
>>25678845
Reporting in
>>25678845
I'm always here
>>25678939
Yeah sure why not.
>>25679023
Have fun breh. Will finish as soon as I can:
Blossomforth lay next to Anon in bed, the morning sun gave the room a rich yellow color as the rising sun angled through the window. Blossomforth was still panting and catching her breath after what Anon had done to her. A silly smile struggled to keep itself on her face as she switched to breathing deeply through her nose. Her mane had become a bit messy during the tussle, the colors of her mane blending together as her tangled mane draped the bed.
"I have to say, Anon. You know how to pleasure a mare! You really know how to use those wiggly things." She said as she slipped her hoof into his hand. Anon wrapped his fingers around her hoof and squeezed gently in response. "Bending me while we kissed to reach my naughty parts was a nice touch it really stimulates the, heh, sexual organs in my belly."
"I have noticed something similar. Sometimes I get frisky when I do a deep backbend, the prostate and shaft located in the pelvis seem to shift and compress whenever I do that. Leads to a lot of frustrating distraction when I am trying to concentrate on stretching. I also noticed that you kicked your legs back and those beautiful toned thighs of yours were clenched in hopeful expectation. You must have really loved that didn't you Bloss?"
Blossomforth blushed. Their faces were close together so she flicked her tonge out and it rapidly snaked upwards to his nose, quickly booping it. It flicked back into her mouth just as quickly. Anon grinned and blushed slightly in response.
"How in the world do you do that anyway? Not that I'm complaining! You did awesome with that tongue! It felt a bit weird but awesome to have that monster inside my mouth manhandling my poor helpless tongue. Are you part giraffe or something?" Anon leaned in and whispered into her ear. "I can't wait to see that thing work... in other places."
1/2
>>25679049
Blossomforth's face was now beet red as anon began to gently nibble the tip of her sensitive ear.
She started to sweat and sounded like Fluttershy as she whispered unineligably.
Anon began chuckling uncontrollably " You're so cute when you're embarrased!"
"Yeah, yeah. Laugh it up you ear nibbler! Pony ears are sensitive you know!"
(2/2)
It's been, what, like a month or two since we've assembled right? How have you Anons been doing? Finale, reality, all of that.
>>25679049
>implying human penis can really satisfy a mare
>implying it even matters for the sake of plot progression
>>25679052
Lookin' pretty a'ight.
>>25678845
>Be Anonymous, living at Fort Freezeyourassoff with your buddy Anonpone
>One day he doesn't wake up at 2:30am to celebrate real nigga hours with you
>He's the thing
>Get assimilated
>Thing tries to sleep
>You and Anonpone's desire to be real niggas awaken her every night at 2:30am-5am
>She jolts awake
>"Real nigga hours who up?"
>>25679076
>implying it can't
that's why i saw a webbum of a mare getting fingered & orgasming
>>25679114
Oh alright then. I forgot about fingers existing.
>>25679092
Every night is a beer night, an hour to watch sports and yell about how oppressive the government is after a hit from a shared blunt.
>>25679137
>>25679225
You shit, making me laugh like that.
Have a recent drawing from last thread
>>25679267
I wish I could draw that well
>>25679274
Yeah I wonder what happened to that guy.
You draw a cute horse too, Y'knowwent that?
Xtreme close ups
>>25679092
>>25679225
Thingpone has assimilated the dank meme. Will she be able to control her urge do drop more dank memes?
>>25679267
Oh hey, I drew that.
How can one waifu be so based?
>>25679978
There ye are.
>>25679331
My horse isn't that good
>>25679978
Oh that's pretty good man.
>>25679076
>Implying Thingpone can't assimilate Anon's old cock and give him an enormous wriggly prehensile horse cock that expands and becomes more muscular the more aroused Anon gets.
>>25678845
You people fucking disgust me. You don't talk to the Thing. You don't touch the Thing. You don't FUCK the Thing.
You do only one thing: You BURN it.
No compromises, no weakness, no hesitation, no uncertainty. The Thing represents the end of life, civilization and, possibly, the galaxy. We don't know where it came from or why; we only know what it does and what it wants, and it will never treat you as anything more than meat.
This isn't about waifus, this isn't about subverting human ignorance and finding love in something strange, IT IS THE THING. The struggle against something so utterly and terrifying inhuman and alien. Burning it is the only acceptable answer.
You don't even know what it truly is thinking. How can you trust a shapeshifter? You can't. It will always be planning something. Always be plotting. All it desires is assimilation and it will manipulate the emotions of those around it to get what it wants. You DON"T. FUCK. THE THING.
So, you're in Equestria, suddenly Thingpone, what do?
THE ANSWER IS YOU FUCKING BURN IT.
Anything other than that and you get what you fucking deserve when it shoots a tentacle into your throat and tears it out while raping your spine and eyeballs.
John Carpenter and Kurt Russel would be fucking disappointed in all of you.
Thingpone is mai waifu.
Thingpone is literally one of the the most autistic things i have ever seen on /mlp/
>>25681057
Sorry fAm, once you put your dick in thingpone, nothing else is worth the bone
>>25681057
hi, macready!
>>25681086
>monstergirl: horse edition
>literally one of the the most autistic things i have ever seen on /mlp/
NORMIES
>>25681163
kill yourself
party hasn't started yet and it's over
>>25681086
>implying you wouldn't want a whole body's worth individual cells to have fun with
>>25683878
Gee never heard that one before.
>>25681057
You stole my pasta.
At least your heart is in the right place.
Now bleed into this dish.
>>25678939
Why does everyone keep calling me that?
I'm pretty sure that guys mote important than me. I'm just shitty cyber-gore artist that did something of thing a long time ago. Made an attempt to improve his artwork then found I lost all will to draw the more I improved.
>inb4 namefag
I forgot to un-namefag
>>25684850
Sweet jesus my grammar and sentence structure is failing. It's too late to be browsing /mlp/
>>25684850
>>25684876
I feel ya
>>25684737
That Gif gets me every time
>>25678845
So now that a lot of the old users are aware of the thread; what happens now?
>>25685805
Hope that someone creates content.
>>25678845
This is the fate you chose.
