>"My child, so beautiful to behold. How do you feel?"
>"I know, forgive me. This is who you really are. A pony, more than human but once a child like any other."
>"What do you remember?"
>"You were so brave, but they were afraid of you. The world had changed you and you couldn't control it. No one could."
>"Are you ready, Anon?"
>>25674278
Uh, Mom? You didn't open that box of brownies that Treehugger sent us again, did you?
Try making sense, Sunbutt
>>25674278
>>25674278
I personally would love Sunbury as a mom even though I would end up like Blueblood very quickly unless she was strict as hell. Which is my fetish.
>>25674296
>"What brownies? I thought those were your friends at the door, sweetie!"
"... Mom, you're not making any sense right now."
>"Neither are those trees in the garden that want to drink the universe!"
"Mom! MOM!aaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
>>25674446
My Little Pony
I used to wonder what Friendship could be
I get it.
>>25674296
Kek
Green with high celestia when?
>>25674278
Can we please have sex?
>>25674278
LUNA !
She´s high.
I´m not dealing with that shit, AGAIN.
>>25674487
My Little Pony
Until you starting shitpostin' with me.
>>25676852
LOLWAT?
>>25676861
Nightmare Moon has a stupid face
>>25676895
what the fuck did you just fucking say to my waifu, you little bitch, i'll have you know...
>>25676861
that´s the fifth time this month and she just assaulted a guard over a bag of chips.
i´m too old for this shit.
she´s YOUR sister , you take care of her.
>>25676933
They call them chips, but they don't chip anything. Like what's up with that?
>>25676943
ugh, you too
i´m going back to ponyville
>>25676760
That's a pretty sweet setup
Also, best waifu
>>25676990
it's the ice cubes that really complete the scene.
>>25674278
Was this some anon's attempt at a /mom/ thread or some weird spiritual find yourself journey kinda thing?
>>25674278
You flip another page in your newspaper and look at her with a serious grimace on your face as you tip your reading glasses at her.
>"I understand that you about half the age of my entire species, but that doesn't nescessarily entitle you to the title of Matron of all my kind dear Princess."
>Celestia shakes the baby bottle and sticks it in your mouth. "Yes, Anonymous is a good little baby!"
>You spit out the bottle. "I'm 28 bloody years old!"
>Celestia levitates you and puts you into a baby bonnet. "Yes, he is! A big boy too! Who's a big boy? You are!"
>You pull out a cigar and begin smoking it "Oy fucking vey."
>>25674278
Bitch what the fuck.
