Wat do?
>>25673306
I'd crywith tears of joy
>>25673306
Love her
>>25673306
i cant afford to feed and board a dependent, sell her on ebay
Gross, I don't want that one.
I wanted the cunthorse!
>>25673331
get a job hippie
"Damn it! I wanted socks."
>>25673369
i have a job, i live a comfortable life. children are a debt anchor that lasts two or more decades
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>>25673369
>Getting a job
>Not selling her for millions
>>25673327
Simply this
>>25673306
Ar first... I would love and care for her.
Get to know her better while she gets to know me better.
We continue to do this for about a month.
Then I notice her being sad.
She's sad because she knows she has to stay here when she could be out with her friends.
So I do what I think any other brony would do.....
I set her free
>>25673442
>brony
>>25673442
>implying a brony wouldn't, you know...
[>rape it]
>>25673306
Best Christmas present EVER! I'd do my level best to take care of her, and make her happy for the rest of her life.
Raise her, and care for her for 15 years until celestia comes to take her back
>>25673306
Wonder what happened to her horn
Go on a quest across the world with Twilight to find Discord
>>25673306
>>25673327
Into the >>>/trash/ she goes.
And get myself something better like pic related.
:3c
>>25673306
Be thankful my apartment complex has a pet policy.
>>25673327
I second this
>>25673306
>rape
>>25674666
finally some sense in this thread
>>25674666
>>25673306
Season with herbs, set in a roasting pan.
Broil at 350ยบ for 10-15 minutes per pound.
Serve with potatoes and seasonal vegetables.
>>25673306
be content but ask Santa for the better unique magic user who studies under Celestia
>>25676100
studied*
>>25673306
>Holy
>Fucking
>Shit
>Best gift. EVER.
>You didn't see a tag on the box, but that didn't matter.
>You just made sure to thank everyone for giving you such a great gift...
>But enough with the presents, it's time to start cooking dinner!
>You even set up a pot to boil some carrots for thw little pony.
>You smile at the little creature, it's eyes so bright, taking in it's surroundings...
>It looks up at you, and smiles back.
"Alright everyone, dinner's almost ready! JEFFEREY GET AWAY FROM THE TURKEY!"
>You smack your uncle's hand with the stirring spoon.
>He waves you off and keeps picking skin off of the bird.
>Meanwhile, the pony is pawing at your leg with a hoof, whimpering.
"Aww, you hungry?"
>You smile, and pick the pony up.
>Her little hooves clop against the countertop as she toddles around.
>You put a bowl of the boiled carrots in front of her.
>Now it's time for the fun part!
>>25676191
>You gently snip the hair from her tail while she munches away.
>That's the easy part.
>The hard part is the mane...
>Jefferey grabs her by the neck with his free hand, holding her down to the counter while you snip off the locks of hair.
>The pony whimpers.
>He just chuckles, still picking meat from the bird.
>You shave off the body hair with an electric razor.
>Well, most of it.
>But the rest will just get singed off when you cook it. No big deal.
>Now, you've gotta get all the organs out...
>You got the pony strapped down to the counter now.
>But you made sure to blindfold it and gag it. That way it won't scream as much.
>Now, just gotta cut from the neck to the waist...
>The knife goes in like butter.
>Jefferey knows how to make these things pretty damn sharp.
>>25673306
First I'd pace around, trying to make sense of this phenomenon before. With no logical conclusion I'd stomp on her soft body out of pure fear and frustration, feeling sexual arousal from the sensation of her bone fragments and organs popping and snapping under my bare feet. I'd then sob as I continue to pummel the creature, despite it attempting to converse with me through gurgling blood and bile. I'd the. Take the bloody dead pile of meat and expose my penis, thrusting my shameful erection into whatever entrance I can find, be it an actual orifice such as where her eyes used to be or an ear until I ejaculate all over the bloodied equine corpse,with tears eyes and haggard breath, I'll despose of it by burning the remains naked in an empty steel drum as it rains outside.
>>25673306
>rape
>>25676230
>You slide the knife down, gutting the pony with precision and care.
>It's struggling, but not for long.
>You force the skin back, and reach your hand below her ribcage.
>You start plucking out entrails, the stomach, kidneys, lungs, heart...
>The pony stopped struggling a long time ago.
>You set aside the organs and bloody bits, and close the skin back up.
>That'll make some damn good gravy...
>You curl up her legs and set her down in a big roasting pan, along with some of those carrots, peeled potatoes, and a generous helping of stock.
>This is gonna be a damn good Christmas dinner.
"JEFFEREY GET YOUR HANDS OFF THE DAMN TURKEY! IT'S NOT EVEN COOKED YET!"
>>25673306
Wonder who gave me a gift.
>>25673306
Studious purple unicorn filly is all I always dreamed of.
>>25673327
I'd cry too!Because she isn't real!
>>25676437
>>25673708
After years of being with Twily and loving her she passes away and the best you can do is put her in a box to bury in the back yard like a family dog. And suddenly this thread got really depressing.
>not little Dashie
>>25673306wake up
>>25673306
"MOM, I TOLD I WANTED THE BLUE ONE!"
>>25673306
Ask for a better one
>>25673442
Good man...
>>25673306
ask for the gift receipt
>>25673306
Send her back where we came from. We've seen what goes on when she doesn't grow up to meet her friends.
>>25677321
*she
God dammit
>>25673306
Be delighted that I got a Hassenfeld TWL-S11(F).
Seriously, they're one of the quirkiest high-intelligence unicorn models out there. I'm not even bothering with the accelerator just to see what happens when we tell her she's gotten accepted to elementary school.
Whoever got this was incredibly thoughtful. I'm a total book-lover myself and libraries might as well be a TWL's designated habitat.
>>25673306
Wake up.
>>25674666
>>25673306
>>25679166
(Can't wake up)
